Talk, or be ravished, talk, or be ravished, mmmmm, thats a noggen scratcher. How will she ever decide?       

The prat is dead {if not quite buried} . Severus and Hermione, late at night, a bottle of Ogden's , lascivious schoolgirl fantasies, and something going on, that it's best not to know about. Who could ask for anything more.

Menial labor! for Severus after all he did  , and no one seems to care. They should all be ashamed, not just Ron.

Ron out of the picture, always a good start. Hermione and the kids seem to be baring up well, under the weight of their grief

The widow weasley sounds very merry indeed - good for her :)

What Rose and Harry did for Sev was really nice. Cool ending too.

I loved what Sev said to Hermione about wanting her since she left school. It was sweet and kind of funny too.

I am glad that Hermione made Sev stay.

That sucks that Ron did not try better for Sev, but it makes perfect sense as to why he did not. Lovely job with the chapter!

That's hilarious that they are going to have a bonfire instead of mourning Ron.

Children can be so perceptive, which is why Rose and Hugo caught on early. Too bad that their father was such a prat.

Rose is indeed her mother's daughter. Stage a protest until they bow to your will. Darling girl. Leave it to our Hermione to have such a sensible plan for their future. Why waste all that time and money on wedding planning when you can just get right down to the honeymoon? Thank you for a fun-filled romp through the graveyard. 

Oh, there's that resourceful little know-it-all we've come to know and love! And Severus is quite the sweet talker. He could give a girl a swelled head with those poetic words.

Oh, yes! Let's give Ron a right proper sendoff. Honor him with a little bit of his favorite pastime."Exactly like you. Now, did you want to talk or be ravished?"And who wouldn't want to hear that coming from Severus Snape's lovely lips?

and subject of several of my lascivious schoolgirl fantasies Well now, that's an interesting tidbit to throw at an innocent groundskeeper. Oh, alright, he's not exactly innocent. And what the heck does he mean by things afoot tonight she shouldn't know about?

"He won't talk back?" What a cute kid! Clever boy. Must take after his mother."we'll start the bonfire in the back garden and get the piss-up started. You'll see: it'll be worth it."And a sweet, understanding daughter, too! Hermione is truly blessed.

OMG! It's Ron-bashing time! I absolutely adore Ron-bashing. Apparently Ron never did grow up, or rather grew up to be the useless sod most of us expected him to be. Can we roast wienies and make s'mores at the bonfire?!

marriage smarriage hot sexxors are so much more fun!

you have brought Ron bashing to a new high or is that a new low? Either way its good!

Talk or ravished?I am confident she picked RAVISHED!

I beg you on my hands and knees that Hermione and Snape get on their hands and knees in Ron's tomb. That would be a most excellent send off!

A 2 hour eulogy? Egads I would have been crying just for it to finish!!

I almost swallowed a junior mint! YOu werent kidding when you said humor!!

Yahoo all 'round, including the Evil Emperor for inspiration!Rose is indeed her mother's daughter, and one hopes she'll learn from the example and just cut to the chase.Happy shagging for the destined-from-the-start lovers.  They deserve every second of wonderfulness!Thanks for a bouncing good time!

I do so love poetic justice!!  Tosser gets to play grandpa, McAfees get a real war hero in his place, Severus gets to keep job AND girl, and Hermione finally gets a real man who deeply appreciates her for ALL of her fine qualities.  Including grave robbing.*dances on...someone's...grave*