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Lotions and Potions

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9: Chapter 9

Lotions and Potions

sc010f

143 Reviews   |   143 Ratings, 0 Likes, 124 Favorites )

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 13,502 Words 9 Chapters Complete
Blaise Zabini Draco Malfoy Fred Weasley George Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Neville Longbottom Other Canon Witch/Wizard Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Mr. Granger Mrs. Granger Ernie MacMillan Ginevra Weasley

Severus Snape has been dead for years, and Hermione is incensed that Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes could possibly be capitalizing on his name to sell beauty products. Written for Lulabelle72's prompt, "the late Severus Snape presents".

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Chapters (9)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Chapter 9: Chapter 9


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10/10

Dontgotaclue88

Awwwers! Loved your story! :)

10/10

Night Fairy

I just loved this story! It was so sweet, romantic, sexy. A very well written story that was interesting until the very last word. I would give this story 10 stars if I could but I will have to settle for five instead. Wonderful story and your very lucky to have Subversa as your beta, that writer has created some fantastic stories, just like this story.  

10/10

Night Fairy

That was the hottest and sweetest garden kiss I have ever read! Fantastic chapter!

10/10

Night Fairy

OMG - I love that last line! It's a classic!

8/10

Night Fairy

Great story!

0/10

TheCopperDragon2004

Hmm..curious as to why Snape no longer has his magic, as well as why he agreed to come with her and play nice. He could have been nasty to her family, in hopes that shed never invite him again- that doesn't take magic.

10/10

moor

GODS I'm a sucker for happy endings!

(Love how tenacious and funny you made Hermione!)

10/10

Bambu

I had to re-read this today just because it's yours and I wanted something to fill the half hour while I waited for the pork to marinate.

It's as delightful and charming as the first time I read it. Hermoine's a bit like mould, she infiltrates and is exceedingly difficult to eradicate. Although she's far easier to love.

0/10

Montara

He should be glad it was Hermione the one he had to have sex with and not some ugly witch! :))

I'm glad he expressed his feelings at the end so we'll know he'll treat her right.

Loved your story. Thank you.

0/10

maegwen

Love this! It was light and sweet but substantial and not at all sappy. I love it (I'll say it again)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you! :)

10/10

sinbad

I love happy chapters.  Severus seems relatively comfortable and for him that must be a miracle.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)Making Severus comfortable is always the most challenging part! ;)I'm so glad you enjoyed this!

0/10

susan123

Great story! I love it! Update soon!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)

10/10

indigo_rose

Blaco-- that's great!  And they probably don't even care when Hermione makes fun of them, either...   Glad that things are finally heating up for our favorite couple, and that nobody had to drop Severus from a second story window after all (though that would have been funny).  Next chapter please!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much - more is coming... ;)

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indigo_rose

No really, it's for your health!  Oh, that's fabulous!  I almost snorted soda out my nose when I read the last line, "you're supposed to shag me."  I can only imagine how that's going to go over--but hopefully I won't have to imagine for long...

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :) I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

indigo_rose

"Draco and Blaise attempted to get her drunk so she could shag Ernie Macmillan, but to no avail."BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!    I love that line!  And I can't wait to find out what Hermione's solution is to Severus' problem... hopefully it's not as potentially lethal as when Neville's family tried dropping him from windows as a boy!  Keep up the good work!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

0/10

teshara

Dranger danger? LOL!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

:) Indeed! Thank you!

0/10

kimjo2

whoooohooo!  yes! yes! yes!   finally they're getting together.  i can hardly wait.  thanks so much

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

bournespeed

more please - loving this.  Very funny and exceptionally well written.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! I'm so pleased you're enjoying this!

10/10

ClayPotter

Hermione knew that she need only wait him out.  Love it! Now--get busy with the next chapter (please)!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :) Next chapter will be posted soon! :)

9/10

JoKK2

Nice buildup in this chapter.  I can really feel how she has gotten under his skin.  Of course I can't wait until the next chapter to see the culmination of her plans.  Thanks for posting, JoAnne

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! I'm so pleased you're enjoying this!

0/10

sunny33

Finally! :)

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* Thank you! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

WHOOT! She wore him down!  wait...    isn't there another one...  you mean... AHHHhhhh!UPDATE SOON!!! please.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

*g* so glad you're enjoying this! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

She used poor Neville and only to make him so moppy that he got drunk! Well, okay, he'd probably have gotten drunk anyway - but that's not the point! She used him. And Ilove that she stormed off to Severus' house! Arithmancy, the Runes, and a Muggle psychic - what? No tea leaves, reading the stars, crystal ball, or cards? Geeze! LOL Can't wait to see his reaction to this!   Oh, on the other hand she's offering to shag him. So, he gets a little. It's been a while - he just might.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

I know... bad!Hermione.But I'd liek to think she's gotten a little unscrupulous in later years!I'm so glad you're enjoying this! :)

10/10

beaweasley2

Interesting that he could feel her doing magic in his house. Cute that her friends are trying to set her up. And really funny that it was a Friday the 13th when she discovered the answer... I'm on pins!!

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :)I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

10/10

beaweasley2

Oi, Draco is s a kick.  Hermione + a good cause + a problem = nose in books. Geeze even I l know that!  Good chapter, doll.

Response from sc010f (Author of Lotions and Potions)

Thank you so much! :D

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