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Potions Under Duress Selling Snape
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Selling Snape

1: Prologue

2: The Snapeorium

3: A Matter of Legalities

4: Revenge is a Dish Best Served...

5: Chapter 4 - the girl with the exploding head

Selling Snape

Azrael

134 Reviews   |   134 Ratings, 0 Likes, 86 Favorites )

Humor Parody Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 16,757 Words 5 Chapters WIP
Lavender Brown Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter Hermione Granger Minerva McGonagall Pomona Sprout Professor Sinistra Ronald Weasley Rubeus Hagrid Severus Snape Colin Creevey Neville Longbottom Original Character Draco Malfoy Lucius Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy

"My name is Hermione Granger and I finished Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in June 1998 with Outstanding passes in all of my subjects. After a comment from my former Potions professor stating that I did not have the disposition to be a successful Potion maker, I have lost my dream job to one Draco Malfoy. To get even I have decided to devote my career to humiliating Professor Severus Snape in public." An oldie - made for the Selling Snape challenge - AU and a bit silly...

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Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: The Snapeorium

Chapter 3: A Matter of Legalities

Chapter 4: Revenge is a Dish Best Served...

Chapter 5: Chapter 4 - the girl with the exploding head


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Azrael

Member Since 2006  |  2 Stories  |  Favorited by 24  |  0 Reviews Written  |  43 Review Responses

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Reviews for Selling Snape

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10/10

Jinxie

Oh and it gets even better with this chapter!  Such an evil place to leave the cliffhanger at!  With it's head exploding with it reveal all?  Oh I can't wait to see what happens when Hermione finds out about Draco and Harry and then what she does to Harry! 

10/10

Jinxie

After finding this story on Potter's Place this chapter has been absolutely hilarious, so much better than the past 3!  Just too funny with Minerva and Sinistra watching the undulating and stripping Snape doll!

10/10

lunar47

OMG this is fantastic

10/10

sinbad

Oh my God I laughed.  I loved the doll and Hermione's reaction.  Too funny.

10/10

maegwen

*BOOM*Hilarious, I can't stop laughing. The image of this thing, red-faced, climbing up on Harry's shoulder, fit to burst and then BOOM. Awesome.

10/10

adradica

You have me laughing hysterically with this story!!!   I want a Little Know It All for christmas now!

10/10

snitchette

 My belly hurts so much I laughed reading this. Little Know It All seems to know everything and more. And the advert is just perfect. (Maybe an exploding head would have been fun.

10/10

Anonymous

*mwahaha* That's SO cool! I'm laying on the floor faint with laughing... the ad is particularly "bad".... ;o))))

0/10

sunny33

The ad is brilliant!  Very funny!

0/10

Javoher

This is a WONDERFULLY funny chapter!  You write so visually!  Thank you for updating, I can't wait to see what else you'll come up with.

0/10

mock_turtle

this is utterly fabulous; you have me in stitches!  I can't wait for the next update.

0/10

mock_turtle

"Apparently he had to prove his metal"  you mean "mettle", right?

Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)

Ahhhhh! Tackles beta... rolls around for a bit on ground in mock wrestling and extracts pound of flesh... no seriously, thanks, I'll go change it :)

Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)

Ahhhhh! Tackles beta... rolls around for a bit on ground in mock wrestling and extracts pound of flesh... no seriously, thanks, I'll go change it :)

0/10

mock_turtle

ha!   VERY nice.

0/10

kimjo2

what a total hoot!!!!  love this story and i'm so glad you got back to it!  thanks so much

0/10

debjunk

I think I loved the ad the best of all!  Funny, funny chapter.  Can't wait until screaming banshee!Hermione finds out Harry was the one who told Draco. 

10/10

braye27

I been LMAO since the first sentence!  The Little Know It All doll with reflex ‘hand in air’ action and her own soapbox to stand on is a brilliant response to the all-singing, all-dancing Potions Master Action Figure with complimentary magnifying glass.Ron and Harry couldn't give each other up fast enough when Hermione caught onto their little "hide the doll" game.Brilliant!Beth

10/10

braye27

My Lord!  That was funny.  I laughed so hard I cried.  The Snape Action Figure (with complimentary magnifying glass) had me screaming with laughter.Well done!Beth

10/10

Unknown RoSe

I nearly made myself sick laughing so hard.  I love "‘Granger Inc.’ stamped across the doll’s little plastic bum"!!  I can't wait to see what's next.  Please don't keep us waiting too long.

10/10

DawnEB

  If IRC this was as far as you got before, so does that mean we will be seeing something new posted in the not too distant future, or will we have to deduct points? I have to admit, the Little Know It All doll and that whole scene with the Boys remains one of my all time favourite scenes in anything I've read. 

Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)

New chapter out soon - I am trying for something in time for Christmas :D

Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)

New chapter out soon - I am trying for something in time for Christmas :D

10/10

makaem

This is fabulous.  And the part about the doll and the soapbox is my favorite.  Of course, my daughter says I carry a portable soapbox.

0/10

KarenDetroit

I think I detect some revision of the text. It is magnificent and I wholly approve! So glad you've taken this tale up again. I can't wait to find out how it ends.

10/10

brier rose

Awsome update. LMFAO. Just perfect.

9/10

Nessa

Very funny lol I can't wait till Hermione and Severus come head to head!

10/10

Sampdoria

I do adore this story, it is magnificient in humour and revenge issued by two, usually, intelligent people:-)) That said, I still think Severus overstepped every limit of decency and behaviour by his scorn of Hermione. He wasn't satisfied by ruining her job oppertunity, but had to do his best to ruin her future too. That goes way beyond "the call of duty" and I sincerely hope he will have to pay for it. It was not the actions of a snarky potions master who only find value in pureblooded slytherins, it was the actions of a scumbag with no honorable boone in his body. So update again soon, I can't remember to have read any more than this chapter before and I really, really would love to see more of this story!!!!

0/10

olivandrea

What a riot!  I laughed until I cried.  That poor little doll -- hahahhahahaha

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