Advice (a Series of Parodies)
Cat Feral62 Reviews | 62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )
Each of J.K. Rowling's beloved characters puts his or her own spin on the famous "Wear sunscreen" column. We begin with Harry.
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Cat Feral
Member Since 2005 | 11 Stories | Favorited by 20 | 29 Reviews Written | 20 Review Responses
I live in Northern California, I love J.K. Rowling, Terry Pratchett, Janet Kagan and a few others. My only close, living family is my ol' Dad, whom I moved back in with last year. I love to read and write fan-fic and I am probably older than most of you.
Reviews for Advice (a Series of Parodies)
Very Hermione, "who cares what your hair looks like, from behind?"
Funny and sad ,at the same time.
You got Ron, to a tee. 
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F'n awsome! i loved this
Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Let's keep him! I love the Bellatrix Lestrange bit... "blast the bitch!"You rock it!
*crying I'm laughing so hard!*
I am blinded by the tears so if I have any mistakes... it's you fault! Bloody Brilliant for the Ferret! Hehehe!
I really enjoyed this one. You have done a marvellous job capturing Draco. I can really see him standing up and giving that advice. There's no one part that stuck out. I loved the little jabs he was giving in the speech as it went. Excellent job.
And this has to be my other favourite! Great work.
Response from Chartreuse (Reviewer)
BTW: I'd love to see what you come up with if you wrote the advice from Molly Weasley and Fleur Delacour.
"Besides, imagine how you’ll feel if you’re jealous of someone for months and then he dies."
That's so morbidly funny.
And true. I would feel like shit if that happened to me.
I read this before and still love it! The sad part is I agree with way too many parts, LOL.
Hehe! I like Poppy's take on this.
This was great.
This was wonderful! I'm tempted to print it out and put it up on my fridge. I promise to make sure to list your name as the author! It'll make me laugh every day, and I'm pretty sure that's good for your body somehow. :-)
Response from Cat Feral (Author of Advice (a Series of Parodies))
Purrrr! When you stay healthier, longer, think of me! (All this praise of my work is really lifting my spirits, which I think is also good for one's health!)
how sweet. i like this one. i really do.
I so agree with the whole chocolate thing. I gave it up for Lent and am suffering greatly. (And have lost no weight as an added bonus.)
... And some of them aren't dogs. 
I'm really enjoying this advice series. Good work!
I really enjoyed this and I can't wait to see some of the others (Oh, Snape, Neville, Remus, James & Lily, etc)
I think Voldemort is the funniest yet! *lol*
"But trust me, for someone who’s not a Malfoy, you look fabulous."Looooove Draco here!!
*is probably in love with this story**but that would be stoopid**so she'll say she isn't**winks*
Kudos for the Hagrid-speak, lol!!
*bursts out laughing and everyone stares at her**murmurs something about death eaters**decides not to bother trying to explain*