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Malfoy Manor Blond and Awkward
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Blond and Awkward

1: A Peculiar Business

2: A Peculiar Question

3: A Peculiar Saturday

4: A Peculiar Meeting

Blond and Awkward

Mischief Unlimited

55 Reviews   |   55 Ratings, 0 Likes, 55 Favorites )

Humor Romance Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Malfoy Manor 6,468 Words 4 Chapters WIP
Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Severus Snape Ginevra Weasley

A pool table, a klutz, and a conversation. You only thought you knew Lucius Malfoy.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: A Peculiar Business

Chapter 2: A Peculiar Question

Chapter 3: A Peculiar Saturday

Chapter 4: A Peculiar Meeting


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Mischief Unlimited

Member Since 2009  |  1 Story  |  Favorited by 9  |  2 Reviews Written  |  3 Review Responses

Mischief Unlimited is the combined efforts of LivingTheDream and karelia.  We hope you enjoy our collaborations of mayhem and humour.

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10/10

RedsAttic

EXCELLENT!!!!!!

I look forward to reading future chapters.....

0/10

kimjo2

yike!  whoda thotit!  great begining and i can't wait to see the party!  thanks so much

9/10

jessajohns

I'm with Hermione:  The world has indeed gone mad, though in a rather amusing way. . .

0/10

snapes_gemini

I simply adore the way you write Lucius. I hope you update soon I can't wait.

0/10

auntie_elaine

Really happy that this story is still on going, was starting to worry it had been abandoned. Please don't keep us waiting so long for the next update or you will ba hunted down and chained to the keyboard! :)

0/10

nightshift

I shudder to think about Lucius on Veritaserum at the Weasley's party.

0/10

Electryone

I'm enjoying this--it is hilarious!

I went to the Texas Embassy with my family when I was in London about 12 years ago. It's funny to imagine Lucius there.

10/10

magalena

Oooh, I like this.
Just found this tale and so far am loving it. 
I love your Lucius, clumsy, funny, shy (not at all as we would picture him) but that's what makes him special.  Good work!  Hope to see an update soon. :)

10/10

blue artemis

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.  I love the idea of a clumsy Lucius.  Especially crashing Molly's party.

10/10

debjunk

Oh, this is really cute.  The thought of a truly clumsy Lucius is just too much!  And his answers under the Veritaserum.  Classic.  My head would be spinning, too, if I were Hermione.

10/10

beaweasley2

 First a clumbsy Lucius - that clumbsy  and he asked her to a movie? then agreed to go to the Burrow?
Hermione better hit him with that spell so he doesn't make a mess/fool of himslef!
Thank you for the laugh.

10/10

sunny33

LOL. Crash Molly Weasley's party! :)

9/10

chloescauldron

i think klutzy lucius is hilarious!

10/10

pickles

Looks like you are off to a good start.
Waiting for more.

10/10

Muggline

What? Oh, I see – you are taking us on a VERY interesting ride... *giggle*

0/10

Dreamy_Dragon

Rofl! This is fun.
Wonder what happened to make Lucius so clumsy. And what will happen at Molly's birthday party?
Looking forward to see what's next.

10/10

pyjamapants

Ah. A witty, ballsy, take-life-by-the-horns Ginny. Warms my heart.

Can't wait to see how Severus fares at the Molly's birthday.

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh gads, if Ginny is on a 'prank' being pulled on Severus, she's wayover her head! I love the way you typed Severus. and I'm still laughing that he hasn't hexed her for knocking him over - grabbing his arm - or inviting him to a party! Next chapter should be a hoot!

9/10

debjunk

Good to see Severus getting out there and having some fun instead of pining away.  And of course, he thinks Ginny is pulling a prank.  Can't wait to see what's next.

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

Oh, God, please, don't! Ginny/Snape? No!!!!!!

10/10

sunny33

Ice-cream with pretzels in it?  You lot are definitely WEIRD! *mutter mutter, what's wrong with plain old vanilla?*  :P

Response from Mischief Unlimited (Author of Blond and Awkward)

As you are not American, and not a member of the most obese nation in the world, I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of experimenting with your favorite sweets and mixing them together to form drool worthy combinations... the softy gooey mixture of chocolate and peanut butter, the delicate flakiness of a deep fried twinkie, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses... I can teach you how to bottle sugar water and turn a profit, brew Famous Amos cookies, even how to flash fry a buffalo in twenty seconds,..

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Do I get fries with that?

9/10

kyriaofdelphi

Do you mean ogling? One may ogle Muggles but oggling ?????????????? Great chapter. Can't wait for more.

Response from Mischief Unlimited (Author of Blond and Awkward)

Our apologies for mystifying you with an extra G.   

0/10

Labdhi

I loved Lucius like that. I laughed through the whole thing. How could she not like him, or at least notice him when he's like that. It was great, she even made him blush, twice! lol. Severus and Ginny what a pair. Passionate as a couple or mischevious as friends, those two could give the Weasley twins a run for their money lol. Either way it will be interesting. I look forward to the next installment. Great job!

0/10

kimjo2

now i am a dyed in the wool thoroughly converted sshg'er so i am interested in the concept of an amicably interrupted relationship.  i hope that it's temporary but i'm guessing not.  however, all that being said, i am enjoying this so far and i look forward to the next chapter.  thanks so much

0/10

DeeMichelle

this chapter made me giggle. 

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