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Advice (a Series of Parodies)

1: Harry Potter's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

2: Hermione Granger's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

3: Ron Weasley's Advice to Anyone Who's Listening

4: Albus Dumbledore's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

5: Lord Voldemort's Advice to Young Death Eaters

6: Minerva McGonagall's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

7: Severus Snape's Advice To Hogwarts Graduates

8: Hagrid's Advice to The Next Generation

9: Remus Lupin's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

10: Sirius Black's Advice From Beyond the Veil

11: Poppy Pomfrey's Advice to Everyone

12: Percy Weasley's Advice to Young Ministry Hopefuls

13: Rita Skeeter's Advice to Young Journalists

14: Draco Malfoy's Advice to? Well, Everybody

15: Neville Longbottom's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

16: Luna Lovegood's Advice to All and Sundry

17: Dudley Dursley's Advice to Young Men Everywhere

Advice (a Series of Parodies)

Cat Feral

62 Reviews   |   62 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )

Humor Hogwarts Castle 13,972 Words 17 Chapters WIP
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Albus Dumbledore Tom Riddle (Voldemort) Minerva McGonagall Severus Snape Rubeus Hagrid Remus Lupin Sirius Black Poppy Pomfrey Percy Weasley Rita Skeeter Draco Malfoy Neville Longbottom Dudley Dursley

Each of J.K. Rowling's beloved characters puts his or her own spin on the famous "Wear sunscreen" column. We begin with Harry.

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Chapters (17)

Chapter 1: Harry Potter's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

Chapter 2: Hermione Granger's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

Chapter 3: Ron Weasley's Advice to Anyone Who's Listening

Chapter 4: Albus Dumbledore's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

Chapter 5: Lord Voldemort's Advice to Young Death Eaters

Chapter 6: Minerva McGonagall's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

Chapter 7: Severus Snape's Advice To Hogwarts Graduates

Chapter 8: Hagrid's Advice to The Next Generation

Chapter 9: Remus Lupin's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

Chapter 10: Sirius Black's Advice From Beyond the Veil

Chapter 11: Poppy Pomfrey's Advice to Everyone

Chapter 12: Percy Weasley's Advice to Young Ministry Hopefuls

Chapter 13: Rita Skeeter's Advice to Young Journalists

Chapter 14: Draco Malfoy's Advice to? Well, Everybody

Chapter 15: Neville Longbottom's Advice to Hogwarts Graduates

Chapter 16: Luna Lovegood's Advice to All and Sundry

Chapter 17: Dudley Dursley's Advice to Young Men Everywhere


About Cat Feral

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Cat Feral

Member Since 2005  |  11 Stories  |  Favorited by 20  |  29 Reviews Written  |  20 Review Responses

I live in Northern California, I love J.K. Rowling, Terry Pratchett, Janet Kagan and a few others. My only close, living family is my ol' Dad, whom I moved back in with last year. I love to read and write fan-fic and I am probably older than most of you.

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Southern_Witch_69

Sock man! Of course. Hahaha!

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Southern_Witch_69

I forgot to review this one, but it goes well with Ron. They all are just perfect. hahaha

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Cat Feral

Thank you! I thought so.

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KiraAlexia

Fun

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Dipper

Hi!I'm loving these parodies! It's really very Harry and Hermione like, it seems something they might say! Brilliant!Who will be next?Oh, and please don't forget to update your "A Generation Back", I can't wait to read more!!

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Southern_Witch_69

I really liked this and giggled throughout. Hahah... I'll have to go and read Harry's advice.

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ladyofthemasque

Loved this line in particular, the most:"Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. Wizards and witches live a surprisingly long time, so try doing a little of everything!"...Brilliant!  Can't wait to see more!~Lotm

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Cat Feral

Thanks, everbody! Yes, Arachnae, this one is from Harry's POV. I noticed the chapter title isn't visible in the story, so I just editted to place it at the top of the page.

Coming up soon... Hermione!

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jessajohns

I really like this.  Can't wait to see what you come up with next.

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CantSpell

Haha, this is great. I read the article before I read yours and that made me laugh. For every muggle thing, there is always a wizarding counterpart.

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Arachnae

Hehe...Harry's POV? Sounds it. Sounds great as well! Can't wait to read more!

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notsosaintly

Lovely.  Now, where did I put that darn broom?

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