I find the idea of hermione having a probity probe just stored up in her house very amusing.

THIS IS HILARIOUS.  and that's really all I have to say, except Well Done!

Perhaps Lucius wasn't so presumptuous after all. . .  An odd story overall. Very odd.

Lucius is rather presumptive, isn't he?

Hey, Dani!  Great job wrapping this awesome and fun story up!  I seriously loved how you ended it!  Much Love ~ Brena

huh, really wasn't expecting the threesome... interesting ending.

Nice twist to the story and nicely ended!

He he he, so Percy seems to have fallen for his "owner."  Too cute!

Poor Hermione, just when it was getting interesting Lucius comes in - to ruin it and reveal Severus' little secret.  Too funny!

Wow, how thick are these people to think Percy's the key to Brit society?  He he, nice touch though.  Too funny on Severus "reading" his magazine and his whole train of thought when Hermione comes in...

You managed to tie up all the loose ends, let hilarity ensue, give all the fangirls hungering for lemons food for their imagination, and raise a warning digit against mankind, all in one chapter.
*is in awe*

Woo hoo! Suddenly I find I have quite the interest in sports! I'm sure Hermione will prove to be a quite fair referee. Oops! Is that a penalty flag I see on that last play by Severus? Hermione's going to need to keep a sharp eye on those two!

He he he, poor Draco finding out about his father & his "Performance Enhancing" potion...  Not exactly something you want to know about your parents...

It says "any team found to be interfering". She gave us a loophole to take advantage of. Anyway, no one will ever tie us to any of these little events. What kind of fun would we be having without giving this competition a bit of a Slytherin twist?"*snort*  Nicely done!

Hermione speachless??  Nice start!

Wow.  I didn't think it would be possible to tie up that many plot points in one chapter!  I am totally impressed and am taking notes.  The best part is that you didn't sacrifice character or flow to do it and they STILL ended up in the bedroom.  Well played, my dear.  I would consider this catching the snitch, indeed.

Does Percy have a bit of Stockholm Syndrome?  Or has he gone round the bend?  I'm sorry our hot and happy couple got interrupted!  But a little lemon spritzer is almost as good as lemons!  Delightful chapter. :)

I like the way you resolved the Percy kidnapping.  Too funny!  Would have served him right if he'd been turned into some kid's pet, but I suppose the experience was punishment enough for being a Wanker.I liked the lemon zest, btw.  Makes me want to pick up crosswords again. ;)

My mind boggles at the math.  If the odds are one to one, doesn't that defeat the purpose of betting?  Maybe it's an arithmancy thing, in which case I will say "ooh, magic!" and move on.  I darn near spit coffee all over my keyboard at the assumption that Percy is a hero of legendary proportion!  Very, very funny.

Oh, I like the twists and turns!  A little surprised at Draco's turnabout, but I suppose if his Quidditch career means that much to him, he'd stoop to confiding in Hermione.  The interplay between the two older men was lovely. :)

Oh, the stakes have been upped, indeed!

I am intrigued by this already!  Well started!

That settles it - I'm naming my next pet "Wankers."

Oh, poor Percy.  Or should I say 'poor aliens'?

Hmm ... So are they guilty or not?  LOL for Lucius and his potion!