And the plot thickens...  Can't wait to see where this goes.

Good start!  I like the cup-within-a-cup use of the challenge theme.

The finally end up together and we don't get to see it. *pouts* I wish they allowed us to do epilogues.

A excellent ending.

LOL!  What a lovely bow you have tied on our package, HW.  I too, am glad your threats of an impending asteroid were not realized. =o)  Because this is so much better.My fav part was Severus' jab at Lucius about his performance enhancer, I laughed out loud.  Awesome job, dear.

*Snort*  Poor Lucius, being left out of the loop.  Perhaps he can finagle his way into their tryst. =o)

Hmmm, I find it interesting that Percy was happy to see his wouldbe captor.  But, I suppose, if she is a beauty, he could forgive her.

Excellent chapter, my dear. =o)

LOL  Sounds like there is plenty of amusement and pleasure to come.  :DI enjoyed the fact that the Saturnian VIP has better diction than many humans, that Lucius couldn't resist a bit of plotting of his own, and that enjoyed Severus and Lucius behaved more like Ron and Harry with Hermione having to cover their back-talk and giggling up with more sensible comments.  That was fun.

Thanks for sharing.  ^_^

Well done!

The Saturnian would have made a good Slyterin with his plot to incite civil war between the Terrans, but he (and his terrorist group) lacked the intelligence to choose a proper kidnap target.  Missed the mark big time with Percy.  But in the end, all was well.  The plot was uncovered and Hermione would be pleasured by two sexy wizards.  Great finish to an inventive, always entertaining, funny story.

This has turned out to be an amazing venture!  I love how you involved HP themes with larger interactions.  The complexity of the Slytherin-ness was very well done as well.  The only grip I have is that we didn't actually get to see any of the lemons!  Maybe someone will write an epilogue?  Holiday truffles to you all.  Sara

Perfect ending. Maybe a bit short but I know you must kepp ut ubder 2000 words. Pity...

So the aliens wanted earth and thought we were careless with our stewardship? Ehhh, I'm not so much a fan of those plots. Although I did enjoy the story. It was a funny plot and had a happy ending for everyone involved.Oh, I just had a thought, what about Draco? He didn't get a happy ending, unless he won the game. 

OMG hilarious! You cannot fathom the power of the C.U.N.T.Superbly done!

Nice ending - great work!

Love the way you tied up the loose ends, hoggie! :D

Ah foolish Saturnian, he gave up so much info so easily! And to think all because he didn't like looking at the sun through his rings - oh yes and our natural resources. Good jab at global warming and depletions of said resources. 

And what a nice, happy ending.

For all the plotting of the men, it's the woman who still has the best plan.  Great ending to a fun story!

“Let me guess,” said Hermione. “The Committee to Undermine the Nations of Terra.”He turned his haughty expression to her. “Our name commands respect throughout the universe. You cannot fathom the power of the C.U.N.T.”*Tears of laughter*Priceless!

How can a woman resist a man who rescues her pussy?  ;)

I'll be ever grateful you didn't follow through with the threat of an asteroid *grins*Wonderful conclusion to this really crazy fic! *applauds*

YOU ARE.


wait.  that doesnt sound right.

Author's Response: Um.  You don't!

Thanks for the stars, mate.  I'm like, chuffed.  And stuff.

All's well that ends well! Creepy monster caught, two men wrapped around her finger. I'd say it's been a good day.

If we give you lots of love to help you win, do we get an epilogue showcasing the details of this new sport?  I know, shameless begging doesn't help.  Anyway, nice end to a fun story.

A good wrapping up.  United they stand, but no longer on ceremony.

And she gets both of them.  Excellent!