OMG, I just cannot stop laughing!  This was *brilliant*!  Love the Snape shampoo ... the Snape-sized mug ...I am looking forward to the confrontation between Snape and the Trio (and I am assuming there will be one).

Wonderful, Azrael, just wonderful. Both chapters had me laughing my a** off throughout. There are so many bits that I liked, I cannot choose my favourite. My family officially thinks I am cracked in the head now but who cares. It is worth a trip to the looney bin.

Oh, my goodness.  I have NEVER laughed this long and this hard EVER when reading a story.  I was laughing through the entire chapter.  By the time Harry's package was mentioned, I was crying and I couldn't see the screen any longer.You have one wicked sense of humor.  It's a bit like my own, I'm afraid (probably the reason I was getting so much glee out of this), but I doubt I could use it so effectively in a story like you have.

Pretty funny stuff....poor Lavendar.

OMG. WTF?!Hermione the wizarding terrorist?

thanks azarel- i giggled. very well written and definitely an interesting way of waking someone up in the morning. hope to read more of this story soon :)

LOVE IT! I tell you know I burst out in tears from laughing... poor Lavender...lol

Well, you induced a shout of laughter at "Congratulations..." from me! I've read other selling Snape fics but I don't think I've seen this one before. Is it posted elsewhere at all? Hope you get around to writing more.

i was so glad to see this story again. i am looking forward to the chapters and hoping you will keep the muse to finish it.

That was so funny!  I laughed my head off!

LOL!no other word for it!classic cuts it, too

Don't know who she would need to fear most if her identity is discovered, Snape or her customers!  I'd say it's a toss-up, if this product is any indication! 

bwahahahahaha...poor Lavender

Very funny. Not really into humour but this is an exception. Must be because it's so well written. Many thanks

**LMAO**  :)

OMG.*dies laughing*That was wonderful! I seriously think that's the funniest thing I've ever read.

I am trilled that you started this story over again. The challenge, revenge on Snape, is so brilliant, I can't wait to see what you will do with it. I will be the first to admit that I love happy endings and for the two of them to live happily ever after, but more than one time I have found my self somewhat annoyed/dissepointed that Hermione haven't gotten her proper revenge before forgiving Severus for anything. Way to often he only has to give a sloppy excuse and she understands, forgives and forgets so fast I want to shake her. As I  said, I am a sucker for happy endings, but even more so; I am a sucker for justice and revenge:-)) I look forward for the next update!!!

Cool way to start a funny story!!No, Lavender is not the brightest star in the sky, is she?  Can't wait to see what Snape makes of this!

Oh good gods! What a hoot! Well that would certainly wake me up!

I love it! LOL!Livvy

ROFL  more! more!

omg lol!!!  Such a great way to start a story!  I'm hooked, can't wait to read more! :) 

Well, I have to say, she's very awake now!  And I imagine it took less than seven minutes to get her blood flowing!  LOLOLYes, you succeeded with the humor.  I nearly fell off my seat when it told her she'd been poisoned, and the 30 seconds of panic time?  Priceless.I am happy you Reenervated this story!  I am looking forward to its continuation.

Weird, yet somehow funny. I'm looking forwar to the next chapter...

Well that certainly woke her up, didn't it? lol. :D