::snerk:: She's got him good this time.

Lol I love this war between the two!  I can't wait to see what happens next!

I'm speechless because I'm too busy laughing my head off!

That was hilarious! This is fast becoming an epic battle between Snape the Snarky and Little Miss Know-It-All!Can't wait for the next chapter!Livvy

OMG "The best way to strike your ennemies is to use their own weapon." I don't know who said that but I think Snape might know. *grinning madly*

"because he did in fact taste like a particularly foul public toilet." After reading that line I wonder how do you know what taste public toilet can have...As for Snape's reaction I expecte it to be as humorus as I imagine. Thanks for such a refresching story.

ROFL. Thats is so funny. At least she's very wide awake now.

OMG You have to know what is coming. . . .   you don't even need the muse to hear Hermione's reaction when its HER turn.

*mwahaha* What a great idea! *giggles* Well done!

Great chapter and very funny.  Are we now going to have a Grangerarium?  Books that tell you the answer before the question is even asked?  Shampoo that makes your hair into a birds next?

i just love how he gets back!  i hope to read this story to the end this time!  fabulous concept!  thanks for the update!                                            

Have a feeling that Snape just realized that Hermione falls into the same 'legal loophole' that she used to get out of being sued by him...    Could a new product-line possibly be in the works?  This really is too hilarious! 

Oh boy-- this is about to get Snapey!

Snape felt his rather tenuous grip on politeness snap, and he reached across the bench, grasped Colin hard by his collar, and dragged him bodily over the counter.Bwahhaaa! My mom's best friend did that to a very snotty Sears employee when she had discovered her account had been tampered with. He had been most unhelpful and she was Sicilian, so it just all seemed natural. Like Snape having a category 5 snit in the MOM!What's with guys balls that gets them going? *snort*Oh no! Hold on Hermione! I can't wait to see what devilish idea he has contocted!Livvy

Ooooooooooooooo!  The stakes just got higher!  Still enjoying this and hoping the Greasy Git decides to grow a sense of humour.  ;-)

Heehee. I am utterly enjoying this. Thank You very much! This is just what I need to take my mind off of work. I love the part where Granger gets the first letter from Snape's solicitor and she's all: "I thought he'd just hex me." Though, she is a bit OOC here, I don't think she's ever been that vengeful. On the other hand... "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." So I can totally relate.Anyway, so far, so good. I'm laughing here, and that's the effect You aimed for, right?

I just love this. I have read a couple of chapters further, and I know the story gets better and better. Hermione still have my full sympathy though, what Severus did was way beyond cruel. He couldn't stop by showing his usual blatant favourism for his Slytherins in general and Draco in perticular, he had to do his best to ruin what ever he could for the mudblood Gryffindor who dared being friend with the child he hated, not to mention dared answearing questions in his class. Though, no matter how humourous I find this story, and I really, truly think it is first class with regards to snarkiness and humour, I do hope that this won't end with Hermione apologizing to Severus for anything. He does deserve what he gets and it is about time he has to face the result of his own actions. Way to many stories in the same category ends with Hermione apologizing because Severus had some "noble" cause for doing his best to destroying her life, he just forgot to tell her...

Oooo I can't wait to see what Severus does next!

I confess. I completely spoiled this chapter for myself and read it already elsewhere. But truly, this newly re-written version is nicer. Funnier and smoother.

Good for Hermione! I still hate the job you have her in - brightest witch of her age and she's hated? Ah, well. Now, what is Snape up to?

"Pin the penis on the potions Master?"  I got choked from laughing.  This is so funny.

OMG...this is sooooo funnnnny

First, my sides hurt.  Seriously.  Now I don't feel so bad for skipping the exercise today.Second, I can't wait to see what Snape has up his sleeve (or, given the size, his nose)!  Hermione's in for it, that's for sure.What fun.  Thanks for sharing!  :)

Know-It-All Kitsets?

Colin is a character I love to play with.  He is so ... playable, so comic, so easy to do things to.  How perfect that he would pop up in your story.I like that Hermione was prepared with all the legalese, just in case.  But oh, what trouble is going to ensue, I wonder?