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Selling Snape

Azrael

134 Reviews | 6.4/10 (134 Ratings, 0 Likes, 86 Favorites )

Humor Parody Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 16,757 Words 5 Chapters WIP

Lavender Brown Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter Hermione Granger Minerva McGonagall Pomona Sprout Professor Sinistra Ronald Weasley Rubeus Hagrid Severus Snape Colin Creevey Neville Longbottom Original Character Draco Malfoy Lucius Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy

"My name is Hermione Granger and I finished Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in June 1998 with Outstanding passes in all of my subjects. After a comment from my former Potions professor stating that I did not have the disposition to be a successful Potion maker, I have lost my dream job to one Draco Malfoy. To get even I have decided to devote my career to humiliating Professor Severus Snape in public." An oldie - made for the Selling Snape challenge - AU and a bit silly...

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Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: The Snapeorium

Chapter 3: A Matter of Legalities

Chapter 4: Revenge is a Dish Best Served...

Chapter 5: Chapter 4 - the girl with the exploding head

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Azrael

Member Since 2006 | 2 Stories | Favorited by 24 | 0 Reviews Written | 43 Review Responses

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Reviews for Selling Snape

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nictoons

Wow, I haven't laughed so hard or frequently in ages. Thank you, your story made my day.

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swythyv

Oh, thank goodness you've resumed this - it's on my All Time Hit Parade Of Incredibly Funny Stuff I Could Never Top. You go, girl! :D

10/10

braye27

Hermione has been pretty thorough in her planning to get back at Snape, and now it looks as though Snape is formulating his own plan to get even. I can't wait for the next update to find out what nefarious scenario he has devised for Hermione!Beth

10/10

braye27

Dead cats, gift vouchers, troll boggies, dancing Snape soap-on-a-rope... This has everything necessary to drive the Professor to distraction... or revenge...Very funny and I'm off to the next chapter.Beth

10/10

braye27

I laughed out loud at the mental picture of Lavender flailing around in the bath trying to get her sleepy brain in gear. What a way to wake up! Very funny!Beth

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Bindi

More, please.

10/10

gabi1791

Is it time to be scared now?? Great chapter, can't wait for the update...

8/10

chyara

i hope you'll be able to finish this someday.

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vienn

Well please, when there will be continuation?! Is fic thrown?

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