The Petulant Poetess
  • Stories
  • Browse By
    • Category
    • Character
    • Genre
    • Author
  • Info
      Useful Info
    • General Information
    • Message Board
    • Membership & Story Ratings
    • Submission Rules
    • Important Links
    • Support The Petulant Poetess
    • Writers' Resources
    • Punctuation Guide
    • Writing Fan Fiction
    • Harry Potter Resources
    • Dictionaries
    • Beta Resources
  • Create an Account
    • Create an Account
    • Sign In
Potions Under Duress Selling Snape
Chapters Menu
Download PDF Version

New Chapter for Selling Snape

Selling Snape

1: Prologue

2: The Snapeorium

3: A Matter of Legalities

4: Revenge is a Dish Best Served...

5: Chapter 4 - the girl with the exploding head

Selling Snape

Azrael

134 Reviews   |   134 Ratings, 0 Likes, 86 Favorites )

Humor Parody Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 16,757 Words 5 Chapters WIP
Lavender Brown Albus Dumbledore Harry Potter Hermione Granger Minerva McGonagall Pomona Sprout Professor Sinistra Ronald Weasley Rubeus Hagrid Severus Snape Colin Creevey Neville Longbottom Original Character Draco Malfoy Lucius Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy

"My name is Hermione Granger and I finished Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in June 1998 with Outstanding passes in all of my subjects. After a comment from my former Potions professor stating that I did not have the disposition to be a successful Potion maker, I have lost my dream job to one Draco Malfoy. To get even I have decided to devote my career to humiliating Professor Severus Snape in public." An oldie - made for the Selling Snape challenge - AU and a bit silly...

Start Reading

Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: The Snapeorium

Chapter 3: A Matter of Legalities

Chapter 4: Revenge is a Dish Best Served...

Chapter 5: Chapter 4 - the girl with the exploding head


About Azrael

Validated
Author

Azrael

Member Since 2006  |  2 Stories  |  Favorited by 24  |  0 Reviews Written  |  43 Review Responses

Author Website
http://www.thevampiretrail.com
Also Archived At
http://archive.sycophanthex.com/ http://wiktt.serpentsstratagem.com/

Reviews for Selling Snape

Displaying Review 76 - 100 of 134 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next →
0/10

amenaruin

I LOLed a lot in this :D

0/10

justjen

OMG!!! Well that's quite a wake up call now, isn't it?? I startled the cat I was laughing so loud!!

10/10

Shadow

Oh, yes. Gauranteed to wake you up in 7 minutes indeed! Very funny!

0/10

klschmidt

  Wonderful!  I hope my muse returns with as much

vengeance as yours seems to have done.  Can't wait for more.

0/10

klschmidt

  You even work ME up in 7 minutes this morning!  Way too funny.  *Grabbing mouse and moving on to next chapter!*

10/10

KMJ

i cant breath!i was laughing so hard i started to choke, let me just say if i die reading this story, its a death i can be pleased with...lolso funny, write more please :)-KarlaMarie

0/10

kimjo2

i remember reading this story before.  i'm sooooo glad you're reviving it as i don't think i got very far.  but oh what a hoot!!!   thanks so much and i look forward to further updates.                                        

10/10

sregner

OMG this is so funny!  Go and get him Hermione

0/10

mhari dhu

Oh, you're going to finish this! In hopes I've checked from time to time, because it makes me laugh as hard each time I read it. Aii, macarena!

10/10

zyra

Oh God! You should put a warning like 'Do not eat or drink while reading this'. I almost choke on my tea!! Poor Severus!!I can't wait for the next update. I. Love. This.*bookmarks*Not make me wait too long!

9/10

mmesnape

Oh my God!  He is going to flip his lid...the cup not withstanding.  Can't wait to see the next chapter;  his reaction should be a 'blast'!  (pun intended)cheers!

0/10

nata

LOL! I'm putting this right into my favourites. Oh, yes, my favs it is.

10/10

aura

Can't think of anything to say...except:So, SO FUNNY!!!!! 

10/10

debjunk

Holy cow, this is hilarious!  I was laughing non stop.  You are very creative to think up all of these great gags about Snape.  Lol.  Harry was pretty stupid not to realize what the shampoo would do.  It's not like Hermione is out to make Severus' or anyone else's hair smell like roses!

10/10

pookah

SFIM, TNTLTLstuffing fist in mouth, trying not to laugh too loudlyAfter all, it's nearly midnight and Pookah is not wishing to wake the house.  This is too funny!  I am so glad you are finishing this masterpiece!

0/10

tinytexans

AAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAH! That was awesome. I am so glad you have decided to finish this. HIL-A-RIOUS!!

0/10

sunny33

ROFL, love the Snape shampoo, and Hermione matter-of-factly eyeing up Harry's "Package"

0/10

qui_quae_quod

This is such silly fun!! I needed a good laugh, and this was just the ticket! Looking forward to the next chapter. ...I wish I had a Snape mug...

0/10

akasha2411

hahahaha (oh have to stop laughing, my ribs are hurting!) hahaha!!!You rock!!Or to say it in Luna's word's "That was funny!"I want more! Defenitly more!

0/10

moonstargazer

I was laughing myself silly over the antics in the staffroom at Hogwarts, and what Harry was doing in the shower, watching the miniture Snape dance to the Macerana. Too funny!!And the discription of the Snape-head mug that Hagrid had was hilarious! With his nose as the handle!!!A great story! please! please finish it!! 

10/10

decmeadow

Hehehehehe oh dear, the fireworks are going to be spectacular!More please!

10/10

Sampdoria

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!! No matter what, Snape deserves everything Hermione dish his way for ruining her job opertunities. A Snape who still wipes Draco Malfoys butt, deserve every evil thing comming his way, the "man" have obviously still not grown out of childhood greiveances. Hermione would be rather naive if she thougth that she could ever receive fair treatment from him, she is Harry's friend, Gryffindor and a mudblood, not to mention brilliant enough to outshine his precious little "snakes". Severus migth be a hero for spying, depends on his motivation, but as long as he still don't have the spine to be fair if fairness goes against the children of his death eater friends, he will always remain a coward. I sincerely hope you have a lot of evil things up your sleeve! I know I am harsh and cruel towards Snape, and I wouldn't be surpriced if you wipped somthing up that made his motivation look better, but so far I recerve the rigth to call him a butt-licking coward. Do update again soon! (And who would buy a shampo that make their hair look lanky and greasy, no matter how brilliant the invention of it is?) Update again soon, though I rant about Severus, I highly enjoy your story!!!

0/10

moonstargazer

I read about this story on Potter's Place, and I just thought I would come by and check it out.If the rest of the story is anything like the prologue, then I'll be lol! This sounds so cool, Hermione making a business out of annoying Snape! This will be a treat for sure!I hope you can complete the story...It sounds like a winner! 

10/10

beaweasley2

A Snape sized (you mean life size) tea mug! Oh I want one!! Where do you get that catalogue? Quick before Snape put them out of business by putting Herminoe six feet under!

10/10

Arachnae

OMG!!! This is sooo funny! hehe I was snickering all through it! I can't wait for the next update! *snicker*

Displaying Review 76 - 100 of 134 in total
← Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next →

The Petulant Poetess

A moderated archive, hosting stories by authors who enjoy dabbling in the wonderful world of Harry Potter fanfiction.

More About The Petulant Poetess

© Copyrights. All rights reserved. ThePetulantPoetess.com

Explore

  • All Stories
  • by Author
  • by Category
  • by Character
  • by Genre

Links

  • General Information
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Message Board
  • Writers' Resources
  • Submission Rules