If this wasn't the most perfect thing to read this morning, I don't know what is.

Skeeter let a doll answer questions at a press conference?  That is SOOOO funny!   This is such a brilliant story!  Thank you for sharing it with us!

Why something sending up my two favourite characters should be such a good antidote to a sleety November evening I'm not sure, but I've been grinning so much my jaw muscles are aching.  Pray continue!

I have loved this from the start, and always wondered how you were going to resolve it. May I gently encourage you to continue writing?

I really can't see Minerva letting him walk into her room, destroy a piece of her property and let him walk out unscathed.

So I got engaged yesterday and I think this fic is hilarious and was reading it to my BF. He is making me a Pin-the Penis-On-the-Potions-Master game for my bachelorette party after me reading him this. O.M.F.G.!!!!!!

Azrael, this story had me in stiches!  I hope you will finish it because it is well written and funny as hell...

OMG I think every chapter has been funnier that the previous one. There are so much hilarious moments that I can't quote them all. Mrs Palms and her five daughters... I didn't know that one *shakes head and... ROFL*

OMG bwahahahahahaha, I had to wipe my screen off twice.  But you didn't let us guess who the "lover" was (no brainer, Draco).  This is fabulous

Omg lmfao!!! That was hilarious and snape's commupance was even better hahaha muahahaha for me w00t!!

Oh my gosh!  That was incredible.  It was the funniest one yet, and I was laughing out loud and slapping the chair I was sitting on so hard that my hand hurt!    The song, the dance, the hair, Harry and Draco, I'm having a freakin' seizure.I don't know what you have up your sleeve next, but I can't wait to read it!

this is the most hilarious work i've ever read. I'm speechless with laughter

Thank you so much for a wonderful chapter! I just love this and I love your Hermione! She migth be  a bit over the top with her venegance, but than again don't let us forget the crux to the matter: Severus didn't just say that Draco was much better at potions and the best candidate for the job, he went a large step further and said that Hermione was totally useless, doing his best to destroy all her future job opurtunities. I must admit that I am totally on Hermiones side, Severus deserves to pay a price when he destroys someones life, most often he is excused with "being Severus and therefore is allowed to be petty and cruel". Just why he wanted to ruin Hermiones life the way he did, I don't know, but I guess that her being a Gryffindor, Mudblood, Harry Potters friend, smarter than most of his Slytherins and dared to raise her muggle hand and letting it show, had a lot to say. I love the war between them and you do such a great job  writing the story, I just hope that you won't end this with Hermione begging for Severus forgivness "for he has of course been correct all the time, she is just a patetic idiot who hadn't realise how stupid she actually is.... " For once I want Severus to actually having to pay a price for his petty, childish, loving-all-thing-Malfoy, attitude. Neither to I feel sorry for Harry, if he doesn't want to grow the balls to openly tell Hermione that Draco is his lover, he can just as well suffer.Update again soon, I want to read what they come up with next. I have a suspission that we soon will see the "Know-it-all-Doll"....:-))

Love it.  Keep it coming....

Oh my, that's really eeeevil *giggles hilariously*
Wonder to which heigths you are going to get them still... *gggg*

LOL the battle has begun!

Oh now that is just purely evil.  I  imagine by the time they end up in the same room together they are going to explode.

The battle of brilliant twisted minds begins.  I can't wait to see what Snape comes up with.

**Please note, figure is anatomically correct and may not be suitable for children. Comes with complimentary magnifying glass.” ROFL!!!!  I'm loving this story!

Now that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "a snoot full" Hee Hee Irish

lucius malfoy the power puff girl!!  good lord...i'm not sure i can take much more!  *gasp* but more, please?  thanks you demented creature, you!

Best chapter yet!  I laughed all the way through. Can't wait for the next chapter!!

Oh now why anyone who took his classes would by something with his name represented in it...I wonder. Hillarious begining

 Ron is the voice of reason? Are you kidding? Ron!  I totally loved the image of Lucius with a fro! and Harry - afro- Goth!  and Harry's dating Draco!  Oh, he's going to flip her button.  But I just love the Snape doll! I hope Minerva gets another.

Laughing so hard I cried when Lucius came in!  Took me a few minutes to calm down long enough to finish reading the chapter.  This is so, so funny!