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Selling Snape
Azrael134 Reviews | 6.4/10 (134 Ratings, 0 Likes, 86 Favorites )
"My name is Hermione Granger and I finished Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in June 1998 with Outstanding passes in all of my subjects. After a comment from my former Potions professor stating that I did not have the disposition to be a successful Potion maker, I have lost my dream job to one Draco Malfoy. To get even I have decided to devote my career to humiliating Professor Severus Snape in public." An oldie - made for the Selling Snape challenge - AU and a bit silly...
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Oh and it gets even better with this chapter! Such an evil place to leave the cliffhanger at! With it's head exploding with it reveal all? Oh I can't wait to see what happens when Hermione finds out about Draco and Harry and then what she does to Harry!
After finding this story on Potter's Place this chapter has been absolutely hilarious, so much better than the past 3! Just too funny with Minerva and Sinistra watching the undulating and stripping Snape doll!
OMG this is fantastic
Oh my God I laughed. I loved the doll and Hermione's reaction. Too funny.
*BOOM*Hilarious, I can't stop laughing. The image of this thing, red-faced, climbing up on Harry's shoulder, fit to burst and then BOOM. Awesome.
You have me laughing hysterically with this story!!! I want a Little Know It All for christmas now!
My belly hurts so much I laughed reading this. Little Know It All seems to know everything and more. And the advert is just perfect. (Maybe an exploding head would have been fun.
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*mwahaha* That's SO cool! I'm laying on the floor faint with laughing... the ad is particularly "bad".... ;o))))
The ad is brilliant! Very funny!
This is a WONDERFULLY funny chapter! You write so visually! Thank you for updating, I can't wait to see what else you'll come up with.
this is utterly fabulous; you have me in stitches! I can't wait for the next update.
"Apparently he had to prove his metal" you mean "mettle", right?
Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)
Ahhhhh! Tackles beta... rolls around for a bit on ground in mock wrestling and extracts pound of flesh... no seriously, thanks, I'll go change it :)
Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)
Ahhhhh! Tackles beta... rolls around for a bit on ground in mock wrestling and extracts pound of flesh... no seriously, thanks, I'll go change it :)
ha! VERY nice.
what a total hoot!!!! love this story and i'm so glad you got back to it! thanks so much
I think I loved the ad the best of all! Funny, funny chapter. Can't wait until screaming banshee!Hermione finds out Harry was the one who told Draco.
I been LMAO since the first sentence! The Little Know It All doll with reflex ‘hand in air’ action and her own soapbox to stand on is a brilliant response to the all-singing, all-dancing Potions Master Action Figure with complimentary magnifying glass.Ron and Harry couldn't give each other up fast enough when Hermione caught onto their little "hide the doll" game.Brilliant!Beth
My Lord! That was funny. I laughed so hard I cried. The Snape Action Figure (with complimentary magnifying glass) had me screaming with laughter.Well done!Beth
I nearly made myself sick laughing so hard. I love "‘Granger Inc.’ stamped across the doll’s little plastic bum"!! I can't wait to see what's next. Please don't keep us waiting too long.
If IRC this was as far as you got before, so does that mean we will be seeing something new posted in the not too distant future, or will we have to deduct points? I have to admit, the Little Know It All doll and that whole scene with the Boys remains one of my all time favourite scenes in anything I've read.
Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)
New chapter out soon - I am trying for something in time for Christmas :D
Response from Azrael (Author of Selling Snape)
New chapter out soon - I am trying for something in time for Christmas :D
This is fabulous. And the part about the doll and the soapbox is my favorite. Of course, my daughter says I carry a portable soapbox.
I think I detect some revision of the text. It is magnificent and I wholly approve! So glad you've taken this tale up again. I can't wait to find out how it ends.
Awsome update. LMFAO. Just perfect.
Very funny lol I can't wait till Hermione and Severus come head to head!
I do adore this story, it is magnificient in humour and revenge issued by two, usually, intelligent people:-)) That said, I still think Severus overstepped every limit of decency and behaviour by his scorn of Hermione. He wasn't satisfied by ruining her job oppertunity, but had to do his best to ruin her future too. That goes way beyond "the call of duty" and I sincerely hope he will have to pay for it. It was not the actions of a snarky potions master who only find value in pureblooded slytherins, it was the actions of a scumbag with no honorable boone in his body. So update again soon, I can't remember to have read any more than this chapter before and I really, really would love to see more of this story!!!!
What a riot! I laughed until I cried. That poor little doll -- hahahhahahaha