A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>
Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party93 Reviews | 93 Ratings, 0 Likes, 104 Favorites )
In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.
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This penname was founded by a band of intrepid loonies who got together during the early days of the TPP chat room (and bonded further during the dark days of WIKKT chat's exile to the TPP chatroom). Together, we generated an idea for a fic so ridiculous, no one of us alone was willing to take credit for it. It's amazing what mischief a bunch of alleged adults can get up to under the influence of no alcohol whatsoever. Pennames of individual authors will be posted here in alphabetical order, if and when they elect to admit their involvement in the project.
It will continue to serve as a penname for any collaborations born in the TPP chatroom and a beacon of comedy in an angsty fandom.
The usual suspects (for 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo'):
Editor: dracontia
Secretary: shalimar1981
Beta-of-Record: broomclosetravenclaw
Chief Britpicker: lux_astraea
Authors: broomclosetravenclaw, DawnEB, dracontia, JustDesmond, leniarianna, lux_astraea, shalimar1981, SSLupin, Wolfmoonshadow
Contributors: aturia, droxy, Hubby_of_Drac, ladyinthecloak, quilter_infinity, wonderfulchild
The usual suspects (for "A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional Hogwarts: A History'):
Editor/secretary: dracontia
Beta-of-Record: SeverusLovesUs
Authors: dracontia, Potteresque_ire, SeverusLovesUs, Snapemylove
Thank you to lux_astraea for the icons!
Charlotte's Angels Icon by ravine: 
Reviews for A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Need oxygen....
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Hang on, we've got the Mediwizards coming!
Um... in case they don't make it in time, please go forth secure in the knowledge that we truly appreciate the review!
OMG this story is fab, so funny, I nearly wet myself!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Oh, dear! Must remember to put the food, drink, and, er, other warnings at the beginning of each chapter...
Thank you for the review!
Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!Poor Severus!!!!!!! hahhahaha*falls from chair laughing hard*
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Henceforth all Mad Chatters fic will be outfitted with automatic Cushioning Charms in the event of spontaneous backside/chair contact failure,
Thank you for testing the beta version of this safety measure! (and for reviewing! :D )
Response from zauza (Reviewer)
Oh If you continue writing ( and i most sincerely hope you do) this fiction in this most unusual and very ..fun way, the charm will be very useful and appreciated!
Thank you so much
Bwah ha ha ha ha.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
*grin* You're welcome!
This is mad lunacy and I love every minute of it - I laughed through the entire chapter - Hermione is not going to get any unless she just gets to the point with snape and shows him the goods -lol. Poor Severus - he was hysterical.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
LOL I think you should tell Hermione that. ;)
And Severus... well, if he wasn't hysterical, he may well be shortly! Thanks for reviewing!
ROFL! You guys are awesome at this. Well done.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Mil gracias, for taking the time to review! Not everyone realizes that it takes more that a squirt of Febreeze to freshen up old, pet-stained fanfic cliches into 'funny'. :D
Response from CharmedForce (Reviewer)
Yeah, sometimes you need to pull out the Lysol. ;)
OMG again you ladies had me in stiches, I remembered the Drama Icon (I may even have it somewhere!), you may want to look at Tube for some funny stuff, one video I can recomend is Severus Snape and friends-funny icons by Lupinne.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
*taking a collective bow* Thanks, luv--for the review and the recs!!
If you find it necessary, we can recommend a good angstologist to remove the stitches. :D
Isn't it just awful when the characters hijack the story? They have no respect at all for the outline, the carefully considered plot lines, subplots, arcs, witty preplanned dialogs, red herrings, etc., etc. etc.Could we please have the recipe for Goo?A complimentary round of chocolate cyber martinis for the writing crew.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
*typing very carefully with several wands aimed at head* Characters hijacking the story? I've never heard of such a thing! What unimaginable behavior from such bright, good-looking, well-beh...
OK, there is a limit to how far I'll perjure myself, even under threat of hexing.
We shall try to prevail upon the Potions Master to re-create the recipe for Goo.
Thank you for the review and the Chocolate Martinis! *happily quaffs my share and Potter's, since Potter doesn't drink*
*hic* Whee!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
*dracontia runs giggling from irate Potter, who wanted the chocolate martini after all*
ROFL! "Sex-to-Hex Potion" is awesome!
Great job, everyone!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
*grin* Draco might take issue with you on that (although the rest of us admit to being pretty amused by it!)
Thank you for reviewing!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
*grin* Draco might take issue with you on that (although the rest of us admit to being pretty amused by it!)
Thank you for reviewing!
My computer thanks you for your warning regarding consumption of beverages while reading. I am sure it didn't want to be anointed with slightly second-hand coffee. This is wicked brilliant!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Your computer is very welcome. Please assure it that we Mad Chatters are advocates of enjoying beverages firsthand only.
Thank you very much for reviewing!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Your computer is very welcome. Please assure it that we Mad Chatters are advocates of enjoying beverages firsthand only.
Thank you very much for reviewing!
Hee.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thanks! :)
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thanks! :)
2nd chapter is delightfully fun - oh what a tangled web we weave with the narrator and his characters
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thank you for sticking with us as it all unravels (or is that wraps up?)
More fun is in progress--stay tuned! :D
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thank you for sticking with us as it all unravels (or is that wraps up?)
More fun is in progress--stay tuned! :D
LOL - this is so funny - I could not contain the laughter that came - you are a delightfully naughty writer with a wicked sense of humor. Heeeeeee Heeeeee - oh my side hurts
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Ah, this degree of wickedness can only be achieved by united effort and the naughty humor of no less than four writers. We highly recommend not attemptiing to contain laughter--it works best when it has lots of elbow room! :D
On behalf of all the Mad Chatters, thanks very much for taking the time to review!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Ah, this degree of wickedness can only be achieved by united effort and the naughty humor of no less than four writers. We highly recommend not attemptiing to contain laughter--it works best when it has lots of elbow room! :D
On behalf of all the Mad Chatters, thanks very much for taking the time to review!
Soo soo funny! Thanks for the warning about eating and drinking while reading this fic. :-)
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
LOL You're most welcome! Thank you for reviewing. We shall endeavor to ensure that the warning remains valid for all subsequent chapters! :)
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
LOL You're most welcome! Thank you for reviewing. We shall endeavor to ensure that the warning remains valid for all subsequent chapters! :)
LOL! This is both clever and funny! Love the super gay HP/DM!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Stay tuned--they get gayer, if that's possible. :D
Thanks very much for reviewing!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Stay tuned--they get gayer, if that's possible. :D
Thanks very much for reviewing!
Resolve Sexual Tension! *claps three times*Goooooooo. Lol.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Hmm... the words... the clapping... I think we might need a bit of pixie dust as well.
Or is that fairy oil? *has been writing too much slash, too late at night*
Thank you kindly for taking time to review--and to lurve the goo! :D
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Hmm... the words... the clapping... I think we might need a bit of pixie dust as well.
Or is that fairy oil? *has been writing too much slash, too late at night*
Thank you kindly for taking time to review--and to lurve the goo! :D
Marvelous...truly. And then to bring in thefifthdistrict....I am just rolling.
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thank you kindly, m'dear. As we Mad Chatters are very concerned about reader safety, we must advise you to please ensure that your floor is free of sharp objects or other hazards before rolling! :)
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thank you kindly, m'dear. As we Mad Chatters are very concerned about reader safety, we must advise you to please ensure that your floor is free of sharp objects or other hazards before rolling! :)
This is Hilarious!!!!
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thank you! We do try. :)
Response from Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party (Author of A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional <i>Hogwarts: A History</i>)
Thank you! We do try. :)