Thanks! It's all here for your reading pleasure, ready when you are. :)

Thanks! It's all here for your reading pleasure, ready when you are. :)

On behalf of all the Mad Chatters, I thank you kindly! We shall endeavor to continue to provide crack of the highest quality to the fanfic community. (And if a more lurid-sounding statement on the subject is possible, I'd need to have had a few more drinks in order to make it...)

Due to your timely feedback, we now have respiratory aids available for all fic readers, along with portable external defibrublators. Thank you kindly for the review, and please enjoy the remainder of the program in good health and safety. :)

Due to your timely feedback, we now have respiratory aids available for all fic readers, along with portable external defibrublators. Thank you kindly for the review, and please enjoy the remainder of the program in good health and safety. :)

On behalf of the crew, thanks very much! (Where would we be as a fandom without our cliches? :D )

On behalf of the crew, thanks very much! (Where would we be as a fandom without our cliches? :D )

*stamps another dead keyboard outline on the wall*

Thank you for reviewing! Glad you enjoyed it, warnings notwithstanding. :)

*stamps another dead keyboard outline on the wall*

Thank you for reviewing! Glad you enjoyed it, warnings notwithstanding. :)

LOL snapemylove says you're right on all counts about Snape's wardrobe. Which we researched as thoroughly as the origins of certain popular novels. :D

Thank you very much for such a cheering and charming review! (All except the bit about Ron, 'cause I still think he's all right. LOL)

LOL snapemylove says you're right on all counts about Snape's wardrobe. Which we researched as thoroughly as the origins of certain popular novels. :D

Thank you very much for such a cheering and charming review! (All except the bit about Ron, 'cause I still think he's all right. LOL)

Thanks very much! :)

Thanks very much! :)

LOL! We tried to hit all the highlights. :)

LOL! We tried to hit all the highlights. :)

Thank you kindly for reviewing! We shall put Potter to work on a way to prevent dehydration in people forced to forswear liquids due to her lines. ^_^

Thank you kindly for reviewing! We shall put Potter to work on a way to prevent dehydration in people forced to forswear liquids due to her lines. ^_^

*blink* Honey, we love you. Rita/Voldie=sweet? That's got to be a whole new level of madness! ^_^

You are most welcome! Thank you for the review!(We almost left out the potshots at ffnet--it's like poking fun at celebrities, much too easy...)

I think the entire world could do with more extensive Luna. Perhaps in another crackfic...Thanks very much for reviewing!

We are pleased to be of assistance, on crummy days or any day. Thanks so much for reviewing!It's well-attested (though not necessarily in medical/psychiatric literature) that chocolate-covered Crackfic can serve as a temporary substitute for many common pharmaceuticals. :)

Thanks! The love of the bell bottoms shall be passed on to ease the Professor's ego. :)

A wise precaution! Thanks for the review, m'dear!

As long as the Epilogue failed to suck and everyone survived reading it, we're happy. Thanks for the review!

it's a wonder you guys aren't wearing those special jackets with the extra long sleeves!We're very adept at dodging butterfly nets. :DThank you for sticking around for the entire ride, and for all the lovely reviews!

*nods sagely* If there is some sort of murky moral in all this, it's probably, "If you're going to 'do it by the book,' make certain the book you choose is not fanfiction."Once again, thank you for reviewing! Please enjoy the Epilogue! (We can only ask nicely and promise it won't suck!)

*nods sagely* If there is some sort of murky moral in all this, it's probably, "If you're going to 'do it by the book,' make certain the book you choose is not fanfiction."Once again, thank you for reviewing! Please enjoy the Epilogue! (We can only ask nicely and promise it won't suck!)

This chapter is the personal favorite of all the Mads who worked on it--being practically a chat transcript, it brings back many happy memories of getting weirdly creative across four time zones averaging 2 AM. Thank you kindly for reviewing! Hope you enjoy the rest! (Artist's rendering of the Mad Chatters at work)

This chapter is the personal favorite of all the Mads who worked on it--being practically a chat transcript, it brings back many happy memories of getting weirdly creative across four time zones averaging 2 AM. Thank you kindly for reviewing! Hope you enjoy the rest! (Artist's rendering of the Mad Chatters at work)

We had a list.

We had a list.

Mad Chatters Tea Party was founded on three things--the first of which was the assertion that crackfic ought to be (as much as possible) funny. [There is considerable debate as to what the other two are, but they are believed to include some combination of sleep deprivation, sugar, the importance of dracontia always being right, and alcohol.] Good to hear we're getting #1 right--thank you for reviewing!

Mad Chatters Tea Party was founded on three things--the first of which was the assertion that crackfic ought to be (as much as possible) funny. [There is considerable debate as to what the other two are, but they are believed to include some combination of sleep deprivation, sugar, the importance of dracontia always being right, and alcohol.] Good to hear we're getting #1 right--thank you for reviewing!

LOL Thanks, luv! Work progresses on Chapter 4 and the Epilogue--we shall try our best to reduce the amount of time you're obliged to wait for more!

Alas, since we make no money from this, we can't afford professional help. (I realized belatedly that my BA in psychology actually constituted my occupying the incorrect end of the microscope, so to speak...)

But reviews are most therapuetic--thank you for medicating the writers!!

*sends a Jarvey to sing the baby back to sleep*

We're high on life, luv! And we're happy to share (via fic!)