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Potions Under Duress The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane
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The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane

1: Prologue: Evocation

2: Chapter One: Opening the Circle

3: Chapter Two: If It Harms None, Do What Thou Wilt

4: Chapter Three: Consecration and Blessing

5: Chapter Four: Besom, Cauldron and Chalice

6: Chapter Five: Dowsing

7: Chapter Six: Athame and Bolline

8: Chapter Seven: Pagan Rede

9: Chapter Eight: Amulet and Talisman

10: Chapter Nine: Dedication and Initiation

11: Chapter Ten: Invocation

12: Chapter Eleven: Balefire and Bane

13: Chapter Twelve: Handfasting

The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane

TeddyRadiator

170 Reviews   |   170 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Erotica Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 64,262 Words 13 Chapters Complete
Argus Filch Filius Flitwick Harry Potter Hermione Granger Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall Original Character Other Canon Witch/Wizard Pomona Sprout Poppy Pomfrey Rita Skeeter Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.

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Chapters (13)

Chapter 1: Prologue: Evocation

Chapter 2: Chapter One: Opening the Circle

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: If It Harms None, Do What Thou Wilt

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: Consecration and Blessing

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Besom, Cauldron and Chalice

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Dowsing

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Athame and Bolline

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Pagan Rede

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: Amulet and Talisman

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Dedication and Initiation

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: Invocation

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Balefire and Bane

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: Handfasting


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Just a small town girl who loves HG/SS fanfiction. You can always find me at LiveJournal: http://teddyradiator.livejournal.com/ where I 'live' on the net. 


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Reviews for The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane

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Isode

I don't know if it's the hormones or just your mad writing skills but this made me laugh and cry all in the span of time it took me to read this chapter. This story is one for the favorites list.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

OH, thank you so much! To evoke those kinds of emotions is one of a writer's fondest hopes. I hope you enjoy it!

10/10

wyndnfyr

Oh shit! Oh shit!  ohshitohshitohshitohshit    D:

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Excellent! That was exactly the reaction I was hopoing for!

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aliciana

Jesus Teddy.....I take it back. You're making Bella...scratch that.....Rita... look like Shirley Temple...god rest her. On a serious note, you are very successfully weaving lots of humour and Beltane ritual information into an incredibly entertaining erotic story. Great stuff but OMG how are you going to write Severus and Hermione out of this desperate situation? Luckily for me I get the enjoyment of having to read it and not do the hard work. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you, Ali love! I'm so glad you're enjoying it. I think this story is becoming my new favourite. I had such fun writing it.

10/10

MsTree

Evit, Evil, Evil Witch! By the way, did you know this chapter is repeated as Chapter 12? ^_^

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much! I didn't even notice when I posted. I've fixed that now.

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Javoher

You ACTUALLY left it hanging here?! How evil! Seriously though, the ritual itself is very well written. It's inherent beauty is evident. I can only imagine what kind of punishment is to be doled out to someone who desecrates it. I'm guessing the god and goddess will not be happy.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! I actually used an actual Beltane ritual as the basis, and it does have some beautiful imagery.

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luna_lovegood

oooooh you evil evil person. Fantastic job

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you!!! ;) *insert evil laugh here*

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mick42

I love Magister Honeyclutch, I hope we will be seeing more of him in the future, and the wonderful closeness between Severus and Hermione.         P.S. purple hair? Oh My.  

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! He was supposed to just make a quick cameo, but like all good characters, he just took over! I know! Purple hair!!!

10/10

MsTree

Boo! Hiss! Hang Skeeter from the nearest tree! ^_^

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Oh, she's just doing her job! ;)

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Isode

So much good in this chapter. Rita's right people love gossip.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Absolutely they do! Thank you!

10/10

sunny33

Rita's such an evil tart.  Bring out the DDT! :)

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Rita's so much fun to write, isn't she?

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sunny33

All sounds very portentious (is that a word?) :D

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Works for me!

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sunny33

ROFL.  He was so busy teasing her, he forgot he had to do it all himself! :)

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

I think it's called 'Divine retribution'! ;)

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Javoher

Rita Skeeter? She's such a good bad guy. And I hope we get to see more of her slimy boss. I've just got this image of a human version of Jabba the Hut. Ewwww!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! That's sort of how I envisioned dear old Perby as well! LOL Like a huge fat spider sitting in the middle of this web of lies.

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PHONELADY

ooo rita being set up?? hummm  update soon!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

The store is complete, and I'm trying to post as often as possible.

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Very Small Prophet

Ah, if only Pagan rituals were really like that!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

True!!

Response from Very Small Prophet (Reviewer)

If they were, I might still be a skeptical Pagan instead of a full-on skeptic.

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Isode

There is nothing more delicious than a commanding Severus Snape is there? Now I'm a bit ravenous for more of this story.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much! I quite agree - he's dead sexy that way! The story is complete, so I'll be uploading it pretty often and quickly!

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pygmypuff

I'm loving this, keep up the good work!!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much!

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willowlux

Great story thus far. I am looking forward to more.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you!

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Very Small Prophet

Thank you Hermione, for pointing out to Minerva that she should NOT be forcing Severus into a task that is both very personal and very public when he really, really doesn't want to do it. It's bad enough when Dumbledore insists on playing games with Severus's personal life because "he knows best," but Minerva doesn't have the knack. It's good to see someone stand up for Sev's independence for once, even if it's only briefly--in vain. As it always is, of course. Severus Snape must never be allowed the rights and freedom of an adult.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

I hope this means you're enjoying the story!

10/10

tinks

so touching and so funny. i'm liking this a great deal! :)

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much! I hope you will continue to enjoy it!

10/10

MsTree

Oooooh! It's really starting to get interesting now! You've got to wonder what Severus did to Jaime Walters, though. ^_^

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! With regards to Mr. Walters, I think we're better off not knowing! ;)

10/10

luna_lovegood

oooooh this is so good!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much!

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kellychambliss

Haha!  Severus is right -- Minerva and Filius are as crafty as any Slytherin.  Love the wizarding rhyming slang!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! The Rhyming Slang was courtesy of TheHubs®, who made that quip when I told him the author's name.

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kellychambliss

A fun chapter.  I enjoyed the Severus/Hermione conversations (typical of Severus, that he enjoys Hermione's bad mood /g/), and his backstory made excellent sense.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much, Kelly! I'm thrilled to pieces you enjoyed it.

10/10

mick42

Hermione is worrying about her bum looking big, and Severus is worrying about letting his...admiration for said bum show. Nakkid Severus with antlers, don't say you've lost him, sift harder, that image can't be lost.  . Keep up the good work. 

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much!!! *mutters, 'I'm sure I had it here just  moment go'*

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