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The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane
TeddyRadiator170 Reviews | 6.16/10 (170 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )
Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.
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I don't know if it's the hormones or just your mad writing skills but this made me laugh and cry all in the span of time it took me to read this chapter. This story is one for the favorites list.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
OH, thank you so much! To evoke those kinds of emotions is one of a writer's fondest hopes. I hope you enjoy it!
Oh shit! Oh shit! ohshitohshitohshitohshit D:
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Excellent! That was exactly the reaction I was hopoing for!
Jesus Teddy.....I take it back. You're making Bella...scratch that.....Rita... look like Shirley Temple...god rest her. On a serious note, you are very successfully weaving lots of humour and Beltane ritual information into an incredibly entertaining erotic story. Great stuff but OMG how are you going to write Severus and Hermione out of this desperate situation? Luckily for me I get the enjoyment of having to read it and not do the hard work. Best wishes, Love Ali xxxx.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you, Ali love! I'm so glad you're enjoying it. I think this story is becoming my new favourite. I had such fun writing it.
Evit, Evil, Evil Witch! By the way, did you know this chapter is repeated as Chapter 12? ^_^
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much! I didn't even notice when I posted. I've fixed that now.
You ACTUALLY left it hanging here?! How evil! Seriously though, the ritual itself is very well written. It's inherent beauty is evident. I can only imagine what kind of punishment is to be doled out to someone who desecrates it. I'm guessing the god and goddess will not be happy.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! I actually used an actual Beltane ritual as the basis, and it does have some beautiful imagery.
oooooh you evil evil person. Fantastic job
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you!!! ;) *insert evil laugh here*
I love Magister Honeyclutch, I hope we will be seeing more of him in the future, and the wonderful closeness between Severus and Hermione. P.S. purple hair? Oh My.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! He was supposed to just make a quick cameo, but like all good characters, he just took over! I know! Purple hair!!!
Boo! Hiss! Hang Skeeter from the nearest tree! ^_^
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Oh, she's just doing her job! ;)
So much good in this chapter. Rita's right people love gossip.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Absolutely they do! Thank you!
Rita's such an evil tart. Bring out the DDT! :)
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Rita's so much fun to write, isn't she?
All sounds very portentious (is that a word?) :D
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Works for me!
ROFL. He was so busy teasing her, he forgot he had to do it all himself! :)
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
I think it's called 'Divine retribution'! ;)
Rita Skeeter? She's such a good bad guy. And I hope we get to see more of her slimy boss. I've just got this image of a human version of Jabba the Hut. Ewwww!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! That's sort of how I envisioned dear old Perby as well! LOL Like a huge fat spider sitting in the middle of this web of lies.
ooo rita being set up?? hummm update soon!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
The store is complete, and I'm trying to post as often as possible.
Ah, if only Pagan rituals were really like that!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
True!!
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If they were, I might still be a skeptical Pagan instead of a full-on skeptic.
There is nothing more delicious than a commanding Severus Snape is there? Now I'm a bit ravenous for more of this story.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much! I quite agree - he's dead sexy that way! The story is complete, so I'll be uploading it pretty often and quickly!
I'm loving this, keep up the good work!!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much!
Great story thus far. I am looking forward to more.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you!
Thank you Hermione, for pointing out to Minerva that she should NOT be forcing Severus into a task that is both very personal and very public when he really, really doesn't want to do it. It's bad enough when Dumbledore insists on playing games with Severus's personal life because "he knows best," but Minerva doesn't have the knack. It's good to see someone stand up for Sev's independence for once, even if it's only briefly--in vain. As it always is, of course. Severus Snape must never be allowed the rights and freedom of an adult.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
I hope this means you're enjoying the story!
so touching and so funny. i'm liking this a great deal! :)
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much! I hope you will continue to enjoy it!
Oooooh! It's really starting to get interesting now! You've got to wonder what Severus did to Jaime Walters, though. ^_^
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! With regards to Mr. Walters, I think we're better off not knowing! ;)
oooooh this is so good!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much!
Haha! Severus is right -- Minerva and Filius are as crafty as any Slytherin. Love the wizarding rhyming slang!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! The Rhyming Slang was courtesy of TheHubs®, who made that quip when I told him the author's name.
A fun chapter. I enjoyed the Severus/Hermione conversations (typical of Severus, that he enjoys Hermione's bad mood /g/), and his backstory made excellent sense.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much, Kelly! I'm thrilled to pieces you enjoyed it.
Hermione is worrying about her bum looking big, and Severus is worrying about letting his...admiration for said bum show. Nakkid Severus with antlers, don't say you've lost him, sift harder, that image can't be lost. . Keep up the good work.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much!!! *mutters, 'I'm sure I had it here just moment go'*