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Potions Under Duress The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane
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The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane

1: Prologue: Evocation

2: Chapter One: Opening the Circle

3: Chapter Two: If It Harms None, Do What Thou Wilt

4: Chapter Three: Consecration and Blessing

5: Chapter Four: Besom, Cauldron and Chalice

6: Chapter Five: Dowsing

7: Chapter Six: Athame and Bolline

8: Chapter Seven: Pagan Rede

9: Chapter Eight: Amulet and Talisman

10: Chapter Nine: Dedication and Initiation

11: Chapter Ten: Invocation

12: Chapter Eleven: Balefire and Bane

13: Chapter Twelve: Handfasting

The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane

TeddyRadiator

170 Reviews   |   170 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Humor Mystery/Suspense Romance Erotica Friendship Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 64,262 Words 13 Chapters Complete
Argus Filch Filius Flitwick Harry Potter Hermione Granger Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall Original Character Other Canon Witch/Wizard Pomona Sprout Poppy Pomfrey Rita Skeeter Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.

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Chapters (13)

Chapter 1: Prologue: Evocation

Chapter 2: Chapter One: Opening the Circle

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: If It Harms None, Do What Thou Wilt

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: Consecration and Blessing

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Besom, Cauldron and Chalice

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Dowsing

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Athame and Bolline

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Pagan Rede

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: Amulet and Talisman

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Dedication and Initiation

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: Invocation

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Balefire and Bane

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: Handfasting


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TeddyRadiator

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Just a small town girl who loves HG/SS fanfiction. You can always find me at LiveJournal: http://teddyradiator.livejournal.com/ where I 'live' on the net. 


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Reviews for The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane

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aliciana

Ah Teddy you never fail to deliver. What a gem of a tale. Wit,comedy,a little angst and plenty of lurve. I loved it when Sev thought it was fucking marvellous communing with a god...and why not. It was also great that Argus was recognised for his efforts. Personally I think the brilliant David Bradley helps in persuading us of Argus's worth.Totally awesome Teddy and I am salivating waiting for your next one. From a beautiful almost spring day in Lancashire....Best wishes, Lots of love Ali xxxx.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much, Ali. You are just one of those readers for whom I think about when I write and say to myself, "Oh, I really hope Ali likes this one." I agree - David Bradley is simply one of my favourite actors, and I love him as Argus (and to be honest, I find him a little sexy as well) Enjoy your beautiful day, and thank you! xxoo

10/10

mick42

 We should have known, that Cernunnos would never let the sacred circle be defiled, I hope that little bug gets all she deserves. Ron said it best{who would have thought I would ever say such a thing }   '' you don't piss off a God, or his Queen ". 

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Ywah, Ron's never as dumb as I portray him.

10/10

sunny33

Ha!  I knew Ron was fakin' it!  Even he's not that dumb. And Minerva and Filius concocting the book... priceless. Just don't ever let Sev and Herms find out. ;)

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

:)

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pygmypuff

I loved this story, Thankyou so much! Though I am sad it's finished! I'm eagerly waiting your next fic, pleeeasse don't take too long!!! 😁😁

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much! I will hopefully have an update to Labour of Love soon, but I'm really glad you enjoyed this fic!

9/10

WickedlyWanton

Oh, that was lovely.  I am just getting back into fan fiction after a long hiatus and this is the first story I've read in years.  Thank you for making it enjoyable!  I have very few negatives, and nothing worth mentioning as they were just some very small errors.  The end seemed a little forced, but still went well with the rest of the story.  I very much liked how your chapters actually did go with your quotes at the beginning of each and that Hermione and Snape were realistic in the world that you created for them.  I also liked that you did not make Ron out to be a complete idiot at the end--I dislike stories that do not allow him to be the funnily witty character that he actually is.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! To be perfectly honest, I wrote this for the SSHG_Promptest on LJ, and I was under a bit of pressure to finish it in time. This is an awesome fest, but carries no extensions, so it is what it is, unfortunately. And to be honest, there really was little left to say. I have never believed Ron was the complete numpty he was made out to be in the films. In the first book he was a strategist, and it was only in the following books that he became a bit more gormless.

10/10

Phyllidia

Ooh hopefully Rita gets her just rewards.  And, um, nice ritual.  If Hermione needs to call out sick, I think I can find a replacement for her. Somewhere.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Yeah, me too! ;)

10/10

Phyllidia

Interesting.  I mean, it's all interesting, but it's gettting interesting-er.Great job!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you!

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Phyllidia

I think the first thing out of my mouth would have been "Isn't this done nekkid???"What a fun read! Thanks so much for sharing.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! I'm so glad you're enjoying it!

10/10

Phyllidia

What a great line: the closest I get to anything remotely saucy are those abstracts I checked out of the Library last month about the sex lives of banshees And then there were the cherubs.  Enjoying the story to much!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! I had lots of fun with the cherubs.

10/10

Aloribel

Excellent story! I enjoyed every bit of it, from Minerva & Filius conspiring together to Rita's probabilities. It is great that Filch got to shine a bit. But I especially love your characterization of Severus & Hermione. Keep the good works coming. <3

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so very much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

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Allyll

Wonderful story! Thanks so much for sharing.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you! I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

0/10

Isode

Rita imprisoned.
Argus a hero.
Our favorite couple blissfully happy.
Minerva and Filius as manipulative as Dumbledore.
A story worthy of more than a place on a favorites list. In the annals of Harry Potter fanfiction lore this is one for ages. Take your place Teddy.

I really love the way you brought it all together with the wisdom of the guide. Even though this is fanfiction there is much truth in this story. You certainly brightened my life.
Thank you.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

I cannot thank you enough for your kind words! I loved writing this story, and knowing it has brought you this pleasure is worth more to me than just about anything.  Thank you, thank you, thank you!

10/10

mick42

I am so glad I had to wait until all chapters had been posted { I have been recovering from eye surgery} so now I can go straght to the nex chapter, and not chew my nails waiting. 

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

I wish you a speedy recovery, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the story!

10/10

Alifromnm

I have so loved this story!  Hate to see it end.  Thank you for a wonderful read!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed it.

0/10

asnapeintime

Another fab story!!  Thank you.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you!

10/10

MsTree

*grin* Quite the ending, *grin* ^_^

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you!

0/10

pygmypuff

Ok, so you're forgiven. Please don't end it yet! 

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

I won't. I promise!

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pygmypuff

What???!!! You meany! Loved it though 😀

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thanks! There's still a couple of chapters to go.

0/10

Isode

Claps widely in appreciation for this happy resolution.

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you!

10/10

sunny33

Okay, you redeemed yourself. I won't have to call in the hit-wizards! :D

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Whew!

10/10

sunny33

Oi!  You can't do that! I'm sure there's a law against it!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Oops!

0/10

PHONELADY

man that rita can i step on her? ahhh love so nice good chapter thanks 

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you!

0/10

rmln84

WHOA!!!! That was Fantastic! Can't wait to see what's happened to the bug! As always, your stories rock!!

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you so much!!! I'm really glad you are enjoying it!

10/10

MsTree

Tell me it ain't over! Please, please, please? *puppy dog eyes* Even an epilogue or two would be welcome. ^_^

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Oh, yes, there's a bit more to go!

0/10

aliciana

Oh well done Teddy....that was great. I was reading it very quickly though....I couldn't wait to follow the action and wonder how everything would pan out. Mind you, I've always said that Alan Rickman...sorry...Severus Snape was a god and could walk on water. Well he did in Dogma. In the words of the Bard then...All's well that ends well????? But I presume that there is at least one more chapter/epilogue to go.Hellfire...I really do need to get some work done. Stop distracting me woman. Best wishes, Love Ali xxx. 

Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)

Thank you, sweetie! Yes, there are a couple more chapters to finish up...

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