New Chapter for The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane
The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane
TeddyRadiator170 Reviews | 6.16/10 (170 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )
Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.
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Just a small town girl who loves HG/SS fanfiction. You can always find me at LiveJournal: http://teddyradiator.livejournal.com/ where I 'live' on the net.
Reviews for The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane
This is utterly fantastic! I love the humour, and how you brought in Filius & Minerva as the writers of the Guide, hahahahaha!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed it!
Ugh, you painted Ron in a bad light. But that's probably the point lol. I hate Rita, and I hope she somehow manages to end up with Ron. She'd deserve it, that's for sure.Also, in the first sentence of the last section, you used Disapparation instead of Disillusion.Just thought maybe you'd like to know.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Oh, my goodness, thank you for that! DUH! We totally missed that one.
Poor Ron! I hope he messes it up for that bug of a woman good & proper! Loving how H & S are getting on 💘
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! I know, He's a dope that's been duped...or is it 'a dupe that's been doped'?
I know she's not a likable person but my inner Hufflepuff tells me to start pitying Rita ...
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Aw, you're so nice! :)
BLOODY HELL!!! Won-Won as partner in crime? what is Skeeter thinking? but he will be her downfall. The relationship between Severus and Hermione is just beautiful, can't wait for next chapter.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much! As for Won-Won, well, needs must, and all that... ;)
*boo* *hiss* *snicker* If anyone could bollocks up MsSkeeter's plans, it would be your rendition of Won-Won. ^_^
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Bless WonWon. He's not too bright, is he?
There is so much about this story that I love, but I've come to expect it from you. You are, by far, one of the best and most well-rounded authors I have ever had the pleasure to read. Your writing style is pleasant. Character development is spot-on, believable even. Plot development is never rushed, nor is it padded with unnecessary extras. Story lines are imaginitive and well thought. I've never read one of your works without being drawn in and wishing like hell I was a character in the world you were weaving. Bravo for yet another brilliant work!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
I cannot thank you enough for your beautiful comment. You have no idea how encouraged and inspired I am by your kind and lovely words! Nothing seems adequate, but I thank you from the very heart of my being. I have to credit my wonderful beta/editor stgulik for helping me to shape the story - she is so important to the finished product. Also, my husband and I often work through tricky spots that I can't get on my own - these two supportive individuals are essential to making every story better.Tell me a little about you - and I will write you into a story - that's the lovely thing about writing - you can become part of the world!
Response from charliesangel10 (Reviewer)
I'm an almost 40 mom to 4 boys ages 10-16. Insanely in love with my husband. Unrepentant bibliophile and a bit of a literary snob. I don't care how many best sellers an author has, if I don't like their writing style, I won't read it. And many celebrated fan fic authors don't make my cut. Sounds bad, I know, but I like what I like. Unapologetic geek and hopeless romatic underneath it all. Text book Scorpio. And can I just say that being immortalized in one of YOUR stories would be just fan-feckin-tastic?!?
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Angel, you sound like my kind of people! And I hpoe that husband of yours knows just what a jewel he has in you! I can't tell you when and where, but I promise you, you'll be there! Thank you again for being so supportive and encouraging. You're the type of reader a writer like me prays to the heavens for.
Would be funny if Ron was just pretending to be thick cos he hates The bug more than Snapey. :)
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Would it?
HAWT! Feels like I've been waiting forever for this chapter!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! I hope it was worth the wait.
Love this story. I got home from a long weekend and found this great update. It made my day. Can't wait to read more.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like it!
man that rita and with ron noless gees nothing good is going to come of that pair, ss/hg seem to be having fun! great chapter!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! I'm really glad you are enjoying it!
This story is so amazing! I loved this chapter it was very well done. I cannot wait to read more of this!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you!!
First day back at school for the kids and they're off sick!!! This cheered me up no end! Thankyou for updating so quickly! 😘 (I loved it by btw!)
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
I'm so glad it cheered you up, and I hope the kids recovery very quickly. Thank you so much!
What, poor Argus missed it... again? He really has timing issues! :)
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Yeah, he's not very good at it.
Hummm...what IS Filch's deal? Sexy Chapter, ouch I think my eyeballs almost spontaniously combusted,hot,hot,hot!!!!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thanks, sweetie!
A wonderful scene of love and passion, in the corn field. I still don't know if I trust Filch, and I wonder where that peskie little bug has hidden herself , I hope she doesn't try to desicrate what happened between Severus and Hermione.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you!! I love the angry mob! ;)
Ooooh! Sex in the Corn! Sounds like a movie title. *grin* You gotta wonder what Filch is up to and where MsSkeeter is at this point in time. ^_^
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
I'm sure it is a movie somewhere!! Thank you!
Ooo what exactly is Argus up to here. I thought that being invited by Minerva to the ceremony and how touched he was by that it would encourage him to rethink his intentions, but I'm not so sure! And you're the best updater ever!! So quick I love it :D
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! I told you, I take care of my readers! ;)
What a wonderful scene you depicted in the corn field, Severus chasing and finally catching Hermione. So pleased HG reassured him that it was not just the God doing all the work. Severus saying that he could not speak due to having ejaculated his brains had me laughing big time.
Another super chapter. Thanks. And yes really enjoying this story. Thanks.
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much!
I'm a review or two behind, but damn! Thank you for Naked!Severus running through the fields in the guise of the god, and allowing him to fulfill his duties admirablyVery, very interested to see what Rita Skeeter does next. She must be frustrated since Hermione and Severus can't seem to keep to the published schedule. Or was she there all along..?
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you! We'll have to see, won't we? ;)
What is Filch up to, I wonder? Lovely story, thank you!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you!
I am more than loving this gorgeous original story!! Keep up the excellent work please I can't wait for more instalments!!!!!!!!! :)
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so very much! I really hope you will continue to enjoy the story!
Oh my!! Lucky Hermione being chased by Severus! I LOVE this story, Thankyou. Don't keep has hanging too long, please!!!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
Thank you so much! And just because you asked so nicely, I'll update this afternoon! :)
Oh no, what a point to leave us hanging!
Response from TeddyRadiator (Author of The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane)
I promise not to leave it for long! ;)