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Heaven or Hell Chapter 35: Chapter 35
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38: Epilogue

Chapter 35

Heaven or Hell

Chapter 35 of 38

MsTree

Severus is found alive after the final battle, and the Wizengamot, in their wisdom, sentences him to five years of probation at Hogwarts.

Humor Romance General Potions Under Duress 69,134 Words 38 Chapters Complete
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Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to JKR. I only borrowed them and will return them when finished.

Author's Note: I subscribe to what I call the "Nora Roberts" style of writing, where sex scenes are seen more in the imagination of the reader rather than in explicit detail on the page. Thank you to noybate for her beta of this chapter and the moderators of this archive for their corralling of my commas.

Chapter Thirty-Five

Severus awoke Saturday morning with the feel of fur in his face. Starting up, he realized he was cuddling...cuddling...with Hermione Granger! Memories of the night before flooded his mind as he watched her peacefully sleeping.

Pulling Hermione by the hand to his secret entrance into the dungeons... removing the protection spells to his quarters hurriedly as she kissed his neck... moving as one into the bedroom while disrobing, not caring where garments landed... hours spent playing and laughing and loving only to fall asleep in each other's arms...

Hermione stirred and yawned as she opened her eyes. With a slight screech, she sat up and looked around in confusion, but her face cleared as her memories of the night came back. She turned to Severus, and he breathed a sigh of relief as she smiled shyly.

"I would say our experimentation was an unqualified success," she said. "Wouldn't you agree?"

"Actually," he said with a smirk, "I believe more experimentation is in order. After all, we do want to show a consistency in results each time."

"Mmm. I couldn't agree more," she purred, reaching for him.

"Severus? Are you there?" Minerva's shout made them start guiltily.

Severus looked disgruntled at Hermione's nervous giggle as he answered wearily. "Yes, Minerva. I'll be right out." Looking around, he spied his dressing gown hanging on the front of his bathroom door. "Accio dressing gown," he said with a display of wandless magic. As he stood up and pulled it on, he caught Hermione ogling his backside with a satisfied air and smirked.

"Severus?" Minerva sounded antsy, so he didn't bother to delay any further. In the study, her head sat bathed in the green glow of the Floo. "Are you all right?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"You missed breakfast."

"Minerva," he said in an exasperated tone, "I have missed a great many breakfasts over the years I've been a teacher here. There is nothing new about that."

"Yes," she said with a smirk, "but you weren't snogging Professor Granger the night before either."

Severus felt the heat in his cheeks flare up. Certain she could see his blush, he dropped his head to allow a curtain of hair to conceal his face. "I see Poppy and Madam Potter wasted no time. By now I'm sure everyone in the entire school knows we shared a kiss. We did not snog."

"It's early yet." Minerva smiled benignly. "I don't expect the entire school to know until sometime this afternoon. May I come through?"

"Don't you think we said enough last night?" he temporized, looking around for the garments he was certain he and Hermione had discarded in their hurry the night before. He didn't see anything and, as the room look neat, hoped the house-elves had already been in to clean. "If you must come through, then do so."

Minerva grinned, no doubt discerning what was on his mind, and withdrew her head from the fireplace. A few seconds later, she stepped through the Floo and stood on the hearth. Severus caught sight of the scrap of blue lace just as Minerva picked it up from the seat of one of the armchairs.

She grinned, twirling the bra by its strap. "Rather unconventional undergarments for you, aren't they? Tell Hermione I know she's here."

"I heard you," Hermione said as she walked out of the bedroom wrapped in a sheet. "May I have my bra, please? I would like to finish getting dressed." She held out her hand imperiously, and Minerva dropped the lacy scrap into it.

"What about you?" She turned to Severus. "Don't you need to dress as well?"

"As these are my quarters," he snarled, "I see no reason why I couldn't sit around on a Saturday in just my dressing gown." As Minerva drew breath to speak, he continued, "However, to protect your delicate sensibilities, I will endeavour to clothe myself in a more modest fashion." He bowed and walked back into the bedroom, where he found Hermione laid across the bed, silently laughing and dressed in all but her outer teaching robes.

At his quirked eyebrow enquiry, she cast Muffliato and explained. "I heard what you said about sitting around in your dressing gown. I can just imagine the look on Minerva's face." Once again she dissolved into silent laughter, helpless to do anything but lie on the bed.

Severus harrumphed and, as he picked out a clean set of clothing, decided to retire to the bathroom to dress and shave. "You might go keep her company," he said. "I wouldn't put it past her to come in here if one of us doesn't get out there soon." Hermione gasped, and he smirked as he closed the bathroom door.

Donning her outer robes and straightening them as she walked out of the bedroom, Hermione braced herself to face the Headmistress. Rather than the angry Scotswoman she expected, Hermione found a smiling and vastly amused Minerva sitting in Severus' favourite armchair, looking at the potions journal he had borrowed from Hermione just the other day.

"A most interesting article," Minerva said, looking up. "It's too bad I can only comprehend about a third of what this author is trying to say." She sighed. "But then I'm not a Potions master, am I?"

Sensing this was a rhetorical question, Hermione very wisely held her tongue on the subject. Instead she offered tea as if she belonged in Severus' quarters and would ask the house-elves for tea every morning. By the time Winky had returned with tea for Minerva and breakfast for Hermione and Severus, he was dressed and sitting in his second favourite chair. After all, one did not eject the Headmistress of the school where one taught out of a chair once she was seated.

Minerva gave an almost imperceptible cat-like smirk. She knew full well whose favourite seat she was in and just what the rules were as per said seat. Settling back with her cup of tea, she slowly sipped as she watched the two of them eat their breakfasts. When they were finally replete and their plates disappeared with a pop, she set her cup down on its saucer and spoke.

"I owe you both a most sincere apology for my behaviour last evening after dinner. No, don't speak," she said as Severus opened his mouth, "I need to do this. It was inexcusable to treat you as if you had broken some rules when you hadn't.

"I agree that the two of you pretending to be the other was a good joke on the rest of us and was in the spirit of a masquerade which this was. I am truly sorry and hope the two of you will forgive me."

Severus looked at Hermione, who shrugged. "I was told by a very wise young woman last night that people get angry easily at those they love because they know they will be forgiven in time," he said. "Since that is the case, I must beg your forgiveness for my anger last evening as well."

"And me, too," Hermione added. "It just seemed so unfair to treat him that way, and I just... exploded. If I hurt your feelings, I truly apologize."

Minerva gave a strangled laugh. "I take it you are the wise young woman he's talking about," she said. "It's very good advice, my dear. I shall have to remember it. Of course I forgive you. I forgave you last evening, but I thought you might still be angry with me."

"I think I was over my anger even before I got outside," Severus said. "I was all ready to blast your favourite rose bushes, then found I couldn't do that to you. Perhaps, if Hermione hadn't come along when she had, I might have still done it." He shrugged. "I really don't know."

"Poppy told me she and Ginevra found you kissing in the Rose Garden," Minerva said. "I wasn't sure they hadn't made the story up to make me feel better." She smirked. "But this morning I can see I was wrong."

Hermione coloured up prettily. "We were conducting empirical experiments to see what could raise our pulses to the same extent that Poppy and Ginny did when they startled us last night."

"Mm-hmm." Minerva smiled. "If that's your story, dear..."

"...and we're sticking to it." Severus said with finality.

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358 Reviews  |  6.88/10 Average

10/10

jadecadence

Wish you could draw out the last chapter a l'll more :D maybe 2 paragraphs or so? :D

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

I believe I wrote all I needed to for the epilogue as I couldn't think of anything else to write. I AM writing a sequel about the wedding, however, to be posted when it is completed. ^_^

0/10

Moyra

Thank you for the entertaining story you've written, I've had a very good time seeing the development of friendship between Hermione and Draco, their parents - that's been a first, and very well done to boot - and also the relationship of H&S at the end.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^

0/10

mamabear56

Can we get a hint as to the title of the sequel ??  Pretty Please??

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^

0/10

Minerva

You have spun a fine tale, thank you. I like how the elder Grangers and Malfoys found common ground.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^

10/10

phoenix

What a wonderful ending. I like this epilogue much better than the original. I would love to see Albus sorted into Slytherin. I know Hayy said he was okay with it, but would he really be? Thanks for a great story.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^

10/10

jenidralph

Such a lovely story!  

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).

10/10

jenidralph

Yay!  She accepted the right one!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Did you really expect her to say "No"?

Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)

Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee.  :)

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Did you really expect her to say "No"?

Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)

Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee.  :)

10/10

jenidralph

I'm glad they all made up. 

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.

10/10

jenidralph

Yay!!  FINALLY!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

You had to know I would get there sooner or later.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

You had to know I would get there sooner or later.

10/10

sunny33

Love your version of the epilogue! Much better. :D

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.  

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.  

10/10

sunny33

Wow!  Three proposals in one chapter.  Or at least two real ones and one hinted at! :D

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^

10/10

just harry

I am sad that this story has ended .  I have loved it from chapter one.  But I will be looking forward to your next story.  I'm glad I was along for the ride with you. 

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!

10/10

Bardsdaughter

I loved this story from beginning to end!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^

10/10

phoenix

Poor Hermione having to endure all those proposals until she had the right man ask for her hand. I've really enjoyed this little ride and nice to see that Kingsley does have respect for Severus despite all the other idiots out there.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^

10/10

Zigflorian

Yay!!!!!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^

0/10

noodle

Of course it was the logical thing to do!  With confidence intervals of 99%  I'll reveal myself as a shameless nerd and ask if they are going to test for Goodness of Fit?

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^

0/10

Bettina

They're getting somewhere at last!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^

10/10

jenidralph

YAY!  Finally!!!  *does happy SSHG dance*

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^

10/10

jenidralph

What a great solution! 

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you. ^_^

10/10

just harry

Very funny chapter MsTree, finally some lemons.  Loved when they got caught glad it didn't stop them, 

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^

10/10

keske

snerk! ^.^ yes further testing is, indeed required!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^

0/10

noodle

Ten points for climbing a tree? Awwww c'mon ~ooops, there goes another ten~ Sod it! ~and another ten~  That was a fun and immensely satisfying chapter.  I wish I had read it before our workplace Christmas function for some inspiration of how to buck an imposed (and increasingly ridiculous) trend with style!

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^

0/10

nictoons

Great story, really enjoyable. I'm loving your taste in books and authors as well. Clearly you also write brilliantly. Thanks.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you for the kind words. ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Thank you for the kind words. ^_^

10/10

debjunk

It's funny that their friends don't suspect the obvious.  Wll, Hermiones friends.  Sound like there's a fun night ahead.

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^

10/10

sunny33

Haha.  That'll teach all those interfering chooks! :)

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Yeah, but teach them what? ^_^

Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)

Yeah, but teach them what? ^_^

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