Chapter 32
Chapter 32 of 38
MsTreeSeverus is found alive after the final battle, and the Wizengamot, in their wisdom, sentences him to five years of probation at Hogwarts.
ReviewedDisclaimer: That which belongs to JK Rowling does not belong to me. I am making zero Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts on this story.
Author’s Note: Thank you to noybate, beta extraordinaire.
Chapter Thirty-Two
“Hermione, would you care to join me in my quarters for a nightcap?” Severus asked casually. “I thought I might return your journals and perhaps discuss some of the articles.”
Hermione looked up from where she sat in front of the fire in the staff room, her lap full of papers she was grading. The wind blustered outside the windows, and rain lashed against the castle walls. All in all, it was a night for staying indoors and being comfortable.
“I would enjoy that very much,” she said smiling, putting the essays away in her dispatch case. “How did you find Marcus Bettz's article on the effects of belladonna as it is used in various doses of the Dreamless Sleep potion?”
“I thought the man was an imbecile when I studied under him before taking my mastery,” Severus said with a sneer. “I see no need to change my opinion.”
The door clicked shut on Hermione's answer as Minerva and Poppy smiled satisfied smiles at each other. Ginny looked from one witch to another and said, “Don't let Hermione see you do that. As my brother, Ron, likes to say, 'She's brilliant, but scary'.”
Poppy laughed. “It just feels so good to see them get along like that. Did you know that there are only four adults in the castle under the age of fifty? Sheila's married with three children, you're married to Potter, and that just leaves Hermione and Severus. Allow two old witches to have the fun of matchmaking.”
Ginny grinned. “Can you let a young witch in on that fun?” she asked conspiratorially. “Ron thinks Hermione will break down and marry him some day. He can't see she's totally wrong for him.”
“Are you saying that as a sister or as a friend?” Minerva smirked at her. “I'm only asking because I agree with you about the wrongness of such a match.”
“Both, actually,” Ginny explained. “Ron cares about Quidditch and food and being an Auror. He can hardly talk about anything else. I know that used to drive Hermione mad when they were together.
“But you saw her and Severus as they left the room,” she continued. “They were discussing some musty old journal article and in seventh heaven, the both of them. They're just plain right for each other.”
Minerva and Poppy looked at one another again. Their unspoken conversation must have been agreeable because Minerva looked at Ginny and said, “Okay. You're in.”
“Great,” the redhead exclaimed, rubbing her hands in glee. “What's the plan?”
* * *
“Severus, I would like to discuss the Halloween Feast with you,” Minerva said, catching him in the Entry Hall after dinner.
“You know how I feel about that, Headmistress,” he said irritably. “I have a detention to supervise this evening.” He turned to the dungeon stairs.
“You can come to my office when you're finished,” Minerva said. “This has to be done tonight.”
He sighed. “Very well. Will nine o'clock be satisfactory?”
“Quite.”
* * *
“Hermione!”
“Hey, Gin, what's the problem?” Hermione turned on her way up the stairs to watch her friend approach. “I was on my way to the library to talk to Irma.”
Ginny wrinkled her nose. “Why?” she asked.
“Because she wants to talk about adding a room dedicated to Muggle literature appropriate to the age level of the students.” Hermione smiled. “‘If the teachers are going to assign such reading, then the library had better have room to house the necessary books’,” she quoted, approximating the librarian's querulous tones.
“Merlin, you almost sound like her.” Ginny laughed at the impersonation. “I just wanted to discuss your costume for the Halloween Feast.”
“Costume! What costume?” Hermione asked in bewilderment.
* * *
Severus was just as bewildered a short while later that evening as he faced Minerva in her office. “Why are we wearing costumes? It's a feast, not a costume party.”
Minerva smiled at him. “It was Albus' idea. Rather than a feast for the school and a Masked Ball for the older students, we combine it into a Masked Feast so the younger students can dress up as well.”
“I'm sure it was.” He glared at the former Headmaster, who just smiled benignly and twinkled. How can a bloody painting twinkle? he thought petulantly.
“Now, Severus, all the other teachers agreed…” Minerva said.
“When? And why was I not notified?”
“I’m notifying you now,” Minerva said testily. “If you would come up out of your bloody dungeons once in a while for more than just meals and staff meetings, you might actually find out what's going on without having to come up to my office.”
“But it's such a lovely office,” he grumbled with barely veiled sarcasm. “And I'll remind you that I cannot leave this bloody castle for another three months.”
“Severus,” Minerva snarled in warning, “that's enough. You will wear a costume for the Halloween feast just like the rest of us. I suggest you start thinking about what you're going to wear.”
“Do the students know of these plans?” he asked.
“They will once I announce them tomorrow morning,” she replied calmly. “That will give them two weeks to devise costumes or have their parents send them something. Look on the bright side, Severus. You might actually have fun.”
“Minerva!” The office door slammed against the wall as Hermione stormed in, followed by Ginny, who was frantically signalling at Minerva. “Why are we wearing costumes for a Halloween feast when we've never done so before?”
“Because that's what was decided by the other teachers,” Minerva explained, waving the door closed.
“When?” Hermione demanded. “The first I heard anything about needing a costume was from Ginny this evening.”
“Join the club, Professor Granger,” Severus said with a great deal of irritation. “I just now found out myself.”
“Last weekend in the staff room—” Minerva began.
“Where was I?” Hermione interrupted. “I was there last weekend.”
“Not all the time,” Minerva said, holding up her hand to stop any more comments. “You and Severus were discussing an article and left for the library to check your references before the subject came up.”
“How convenient,” Hermione snarled.
“Indeed,” was Severus' reply.
“I think the two of you have been spending way too much time together,” Minerva quipped with a slight smile. “You’re beginning to sound alike.
“Now, the subject of the Halloween party is closed. You will wear costumes to the feast and you will enjoy yourselves. Do I make myself clear?”
“Yes, Minerva,” Hermione and Severus said, identical sneers on their lips.
* * *
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Wish you could draw out the last chapter a l'll more :D maybe 2 paragraphs or so? :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I believe I wrote all I needed to for the epilogue as I couldn't think of anything else to write. I AM writing a sequel about the wedding, however, to be posted when it is completed. ^_^
Thank you for the entertaining story you've written, I've had a very good time seeing the development of friendship between Hermione and Draco, their parents - that's been a first, and very well done to boot - and also the relationship of H&S at the end.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Can we get a hint as to the title of the sequel ?? Pretty Please??
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
You have spun a fine tale, thank you. I like how the elder Grangers and Malfoys found common ground.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
What a wonderful ending. I like this epilogue much better than the original. I would love to see Albus sorted into Slytherin. I know Hayy said he was okay with it, but would he really be? Thanks for a great story.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Such a lovely story!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Yay! She accepted the right one!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
I'm glad they all made up.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Yay!! FINALLY!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Love your version of the epilogue! Much better. :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Wow! Three proposals in one chapter. Or at least two real ones and one hinted at! :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
I am sad that this story has ended . I have loved it from chapter one. But I will be looking forward to your next story. I'm glad I was along for the ride with you.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
I loved this story from beginning to end!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Poor Hermione having to endure all those proposals until she had the right man ask for her hand. I've really enjoyed this little ride and nice to see that Kingsley does have respect for Severus despite all the other idiots out there.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Yay!!!!!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Of course it was the logical thing to do! With confidence intervals of 99% I'll reveal myself as a shameless nerd and ask if they are going to test for Goodness of Fit?
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
They're getting somewhere at last!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
YAY! Finally!!! *does happy SSHG dance*
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
What a great solution!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Very funny chapter MsTree, finally some lemons. Loved when they got caught glad it didn't stop them,
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
snerk! ^.^ yes further testing is, indeed required!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Ten points for climbing a tree? Awwww c'mon ~ooops, there goes another ten~ Sod it! ~and another ten~ That was a fun and immensely satisfying chapter. I wish I had read it before our workplace Christmas function for some inspiration of how to buck an imposed (and increasingly ridiculous) trend with style!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Great story, really enjoyable. I'm loving your taste in books and authors as well. Clearly you also write brilliantly. Thanks.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
It's funny that their friends don't suspect the obvious. Wll, Hermiones friends. Sound like there's a fun night ahead.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^