Chapter 5
Chapter 5 of 38
MsTreeSeverus is found alive after the final battle, and the Wizengamot, in their wisdom, sentences him to five years of probation at Hogwarts.
ReviewedDisclaimer: Don’t own it. Wish I did. Much thanks to GrammarPolice for her beta and to SlytherinsHeirx for Britpicking. Also, I would thank the admins for their due diligence in catching my commas. They would make great Quidditch Seekers. ^_^
Chapter Five
"Kingsley," Minerva said in a formal voice, greeting the Minister and Harry as they walked through the door. Hermione and Draco crowded in behind them while Lucius and Narcissa looked on from the hallway.
"Severus," Kingsley said in his deep voice. "You're looking rather good for a dead man."
Severus sneered. "I take it this isn't a social call."
"In a way, it is," Harry said.
"Yet it isn't," Kingsley continued. "I am here to offer you a conditional pardon from the Wizengamot."
"Conditional!" Hermione interrupted. "They should be on their knees thanking…"
"Miss Granger," Kingsley said, raising his hand. "Please hear me out before you berate the witness." He smiled apologetically at Severus. "The members of the Wizengamot feel that although you were a double agent and actually worked for the Light in accordance with Harry's testimony, the killing of Albus Dumbledore was a mitigating factor in their decision.
"If you accept the pardon, the conditions entail you returning to Hogwarts as a Professor at half your salary from the last year you actually were a teacher…"
"Half?" Minerva exclaimed. "Kingsley, he can't live on half-pay."
"They feel that since his room and board are considered part of his pay package, he can get by. If I might continue?"
Severus waved him on.
"You are to remain at Hogwarts for a total of five years. Your pay will increase ten percent per year until you have reached one hundred percent of your former salary. If you desire to travel to potions conventions and the sort, you will have to get special dispensation from the Wizengamot…"
"And they'd probably reject it from what I saw," Harry interjected.
"Ahem. Yes… well… the animosity was rather…" Kingsley hesitated. "You have to understand the way they're thinking right now. Trying to deal with the corruption of Ministry employees; having Harry there almost every day trying to talk to people; being told that the most hated teacher at Hogwarts is in reality a war hero."
Severus raised his eyebrow and Harry squirmed. "It wasn't just me, Professor,” he said. "The Weasleys helped… and so did Neville."
"They know I'm alive?" Severus groaned. "I was told you had sworn a Wand Oath."
"No, sir, they don't,” Harry answered. "I just told them I thought somebody should clear your name so that you wouldn't be remembered as the greasy bat of the dungeons and the man who killed Albus Dumbledore."
"Mr Potter, I did kill the Headmaster."
"Yes, sir. I was there."
"Of course… that wretched cloak of yours…" Severus mused. "Where were you?"
"Standing behind Dumbledore. He stunned me so I would be quiet," Harry said. "I told the Wizengamot that if you were guilty of killing Dumbledore, then so was I. After all, he made me keep feeding him the poison from the cave of the Inferi so we could retrieve the locket." He shook his head sorrowfully. "Kreacher told me that's how Regulus Black died as well."
Kingsley cleared his throat. "If I might continue? You would not be allowed to make potions for the infirmary at the school or to sell for yourself during the entire five years. Nor would you be able to order any books or subscribe to any journals or papers, although you would be free to receive letters. After the five years, you would, of course, be allowed to resume your own life."
"When does this imprisonment start and just who would be my warden?" Severus asked testily. "I assume that if I agree to this travesty, an announcement is already made up for the Daily Prophet."
"You would be expected to return to Hogwarts on the New Year, and Minerva, if she is willing, would have to guarantee your behaviour,” Kingsley explained. "And no, there is no announcement. I am the only person Harry told of your survival, and that was only this morning when the Wizengamot gave you the conditional pardon." He rolled his eyes and sighed. "Just how they expected you to accept when you were thought to be dead, I'll never know."
"The idiots probably thought they were showing benevolence towards a generally disliked wizard who gave his life in order to bring down a madman,” Minerva snapped. "Since he wasn't there to protest, they don't lose face and can point out that they could just as easily have denied him everything if he does show up and protest."
"I must concur, Minerva,” said Kingsley. "My apologies, Severus. Harry and I both argued that you deserved a full pardon as well as an Order of Merlin, First Class, even awarded posthumously. The fools wouldn't even consider it."
"If this is the only way I could live my own life, then I suppose I must accept it,” Severus sighed. "I guess you will have to suffer Horace Slughorn for a few more years, Minerva. I can teach Defence Against the Dark Arts…"
"Nonsense!" Minerva chuffed at him. "This agreement only says you can't make potions for Poppy or to sell. It says nothing about not teaching. Does it, Kingsley?" She looked at him for confirmation.
Kingsley grinned, his teeth glaringly white against his dark skin. "No, Minerva, there is nothing in the wording of the agreement about Severus not being allowed to teach Potions." Then he laughed. "I truly believe that the entire Wizengamot thinks Severus Snape is dead, even though a body was never found."
“I’m right here, you know,” Severus muttered in irritation.
"That settles it then." Minerva clapped her hands together. "You'll come back and teach Potions; I'll let Horace retire again and guarantee your good behaviour. Look on the bright side, Severus. According to this agreement, you can't go anywhere but Hogwarts, so I could take that to mean you wouldn’t be allowed to supervise Hogsmeade weekends."
Severus smirked. "So you're saying it's a win-win situation for me? During the summer break, am I to stay in Scotland or would I be allowed to return to Spinner's End?"
"I think by the time school ends, the Wizengamot will have gotten over its shock and perhaps we can renegotiate where you spend the summer months." Kingsley rubbed his hands together in anticipation. "I am certainly looking forward to bringing this news to them if only to see their reactions."
Harry laughed. "Can I be there to see it?"
"I expect you to be right there by my side when I make the announcement." Kingsley smiled broadly.
"If that is the case, I can do nothing less than accept your terms," Severus said with a sneer. "If we are finished…"
"Not quite," Lucius broke in. He carried a bottle of champagne and Narcissa followed, levitating eight flutes. "We have to toast to your miraculous resurrection." He skilfully popped the cork from the bottle without spilling a drop of the wine. While Narcissa passed out the crystal flutes, he filled each one to the brim.
Once everyone had a glass of champagne, Lucius raised his and said, "To Severus. The friend I thought I had lost forever. May he live long and healthily."
"Live Long and Healthily!" the witches and wizards chorused as they raised their glasses to Severus and then drank deeply.
"Thank you," Severus said with a smirk. "I will endeavour to stay healthy and avoid joining any other madmen who might try to take over the world." With that, he raised his glass to the others in the room and drained it.
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358 Reviews | 6.88/10 Average
Wish you could draw out the last chapter a l'll more :D maybe 2 paragraphs or so? :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I believe I wrote all I needed to for the epilogue as I couldn't think of anything else to write. I AM writing a sequel about the wedding, however, to be posted when it is completed. ^_^
Thank you for the entertaining story you've written, I've had a very good time seeing the development of friendship between Hermione and Draco, their parents - that's been a first, and very well done to boot - and also the relationship of H&S at the end.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Can we get a hint as to the title of the sequel ?? Pretty Please??
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
You have spun a fine tale, thank you. I like how the elder Grangers and Malfoys found common ground.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
What a wonderful ending. I like this epilogue much better than the original. I would love to see Albus sorted into Slytherin. I know Hayy said he was okay with it, but would he really be? Thanks for a great story.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Such a lovely story!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Yay! She accepted the right one!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
I'm glad they all made up.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Yay!! FINALLY!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Love your version of the epilogue! Much better. :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Wow! Three proposals in one chapter. Or at least two real ones and one hinted at! :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
I am sad that this story has ended . I have loved it from chapter one. But I will be looking forward to your next story. I'm glad I was along for the ride with you.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
I loved this story from beginning to end!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Poor Hermione having to endure all those proposals until she had the right man ask for her hand. I've really enjoyed this little ride and nice to see that Kingsley does have respect for Severus despite all the other idiots out there.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Yay!!!!!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Of course it was the logical thing to do! With confidence intervals of 99% I'll reveal myself as a shameless nerd and ask if they are going to test for Goodness of Fit?
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
They're getting somewhere at last!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
YAY! Finally!!! *does happy SSHG dance*
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
What a great solution!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Very funny chapter MsTree, finally some lemons. Loved when they got caught glad it didn't stop them,
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
snerk! ^.^ yes further testing is, indeed required!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Ten points for climbing a tree? Awwww c'mon ~ooops, there goes another ten~ Sod it! ~and another ten~ That was a fun and immensely satisfying chapter. I wish I had read it before our workplace Christmas function for some inspiration of how to buck an imposed (and increasingly ridiculous) trend with style!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Great story, really enjoyable. I'm loving your taste in books and authors as well. Clearly you also write brilliantly. Thanks.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
It's funny that their friends don't suspect the obvious. Wll, Hermiones friends. Sound like there's a fun night ahead.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^