Chapter 19
Chapter 19 of 38
MsTreeSeverus is found alive after the final battle, and the Wizengamot, in their wisdom, sentences him to five years of probation at Hogwarts.
ReviewedDisclaimer: The characters depicted in this fiction belong to JK Rowling, her heirs and assignees, except for those who belong to me.
Author's Notes: I want to thank GrammarPolice for her beta and SlytherinsHeirx for his brilliant Britpicking. I also want to apologize for the length of time between chapters. It's been a long, strange summer.
Chapter Nineteen
"Merlin, I needed this break!" Hermione exclaimed, exiting the Floo in the Leaky Cauldron and brushing powder off her robes. Draco grinned at her from the table where he sat, speaking with a red-haired girl dressed in apprentice Mediwitch robes. She turned around and Hermione cried out with delight, "Ginny!"
The two girls met in the middle of the pub and hugged one another. "What are you doing here?" Hermione asked. "Don't you have your Mediwitch training today?"
"Nope," Ginny said with a grin, leading Hermione back to the table where she had been sitting with Draco. "I start working the night shift tomorrow, so I have today off. Look who I found just moping around."
"I wasn't moping, Weaslette," Draco drawled as he leaned back, arms crossed over his chest, and stretched out his legs. "I told you I was waiting for my lunch date."
"So we'll wait with you," Ginny said. "I have got to meet the woman desperate enough to have lunch with the Ferret."
"Uh, Ginny..."
"Yeah, 'Mione?"
"I'm Malfoy's lunch date." She raised her hand to shoulder height and wiggled her fingers at her friend.
"You?" Ginny had the grace to at least look embarrassed. "Why would you be having lunch with your worst enemy?"
"Because he asked me to," Hermione said. "We got into the habit at Cambridge and felt like meeting up this week while we are both off."
"Oh, you're off all right," Ginny huffed. "Just wait until I tell Ron and Harry."
"Scarhead already knows Herms and I are friends." Draco laughed. "He's joined us for lunch a few times himself over the last three years."
"You're kidding me." She gaped at the pair of them.
"Nope." Hermione grinned. "Of course, it hasn't been very often because of his Auror duties, but Harry has grown up quite a bit since Hogwarts. Now, do you want to join us for lunch?"
Ginny hesitated until Draco nodded his head at her. "Why not join us, Weaslette? You might actually find yourself enjoying it."
"Okay," she said, sighing in capitulation. "Where are you planning to go?"
Hermione shrugged and looked at Draco, who grinned as he transfigured his robes into a Muggle suit. "I found this great place not far from here in Muggle London. Best Chinese cuisine I've ever eaten."
She rolled her eyes at his obvious pleasure, but transformed her robes into a skirt and blouse. "Up until three years ago, Malfoy," she said, "you'd never eaten Chinese cuisine. I practically had to drag you into that restaurant in Cambridge."
"Have I questioned your choice of eating establishments since?" Draco asked teasingly, offering his arm, then answered his own question. "No, I haven't. So just trust me and let's go eat."
"Now that's a loaded statement." Ginny grinned at him in good humour and swiped her wand over her robes, transfiguring them into a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. "I can't wait to tell Harry."
* * *
"You're kidding!" Ginny gasped, a forkful of beef and broccoli almost to her mouth. "One week? And McGonagall waited one month?"
Draco and Hermione handled their chopsticks like old pros as they ate their meals. "I was as surprised as you are," Hermione said, dipping her egg roll in the hot mustard sauce. "But he explained to me that my three years at University were an excellent start for a Potions apprenticeship. I had already learned everything he would have taught me anyway.
"Well..." she hesitated. "Except for how to make the Wolfsbane."
"And four months later, you're a Potions master," Ginny said. "Damn! Talk about a fast track to success."
"Too bad medicine isn't as easy, eh Weaslette?" Draco said with a smirk. "I still have another three years to go after this one for my Healer's license."
Ginny shook her head in disbelief. "Draco Malfoy, Healer," she said. "Nobody who was at Hogwarts with us would ever believe me. What got you interested in healing, Ferret? I thought you'd go into business handling the Malfoy money."
"I actually want to do physical therapy," Draco said, blushing. "When I helped Severus during his recovery, it showed me what could be done to help tone underused muscles and ease pain."
"And it's a Muggle healing method," Hermione said, teasing her friend. "So, of course your parents think you're in your rebellious stage." She pointed her chopsticks full of almond chicken at him. "Are you rebelling, Malfoy?"
"If I were, do you think I'd tell you?" he asked, eyeing her plate greedily. "I'll trade you some of my sesame chicken for some of your almond chicken." Ginny watched incredulously as they traded food.
"Merlin," she said with a touch of awe in her voice. "It's like you're an old married couple." She grinned as they both glared at her. "Okay, so maybe not so old."
"Ginevra Molly Weasley, don't make me hurt you," Hermione huffed in annoyance. "I can do that, you know."
"Yeah, I know," Ginny said. "Like Ron always said, 'You're brilliant but scary'."
"Isn't that the truth," Draco laughed, choking as he took a sip of his green tea.
* * *
"Thanks for lunch, Ferret," Ginny said as she stood by the Floo in the Leaky Cauldron, her Muggle clothing transfiguring back into robes. "It was interesting."
"Welcome, Weaslette. Don't work too hard."
"At least I only have to get through this year," Ginny retorted, "and I'll have my Mediwitch certificate."
"Where do you plan to work?" Hermione asked, trying to head off any arguments. "Are you staying at St. Mungo's?"
"Poppy Pomfrey's offered me a position as her assistant at Hogwarts," Ginny said, bragging. "And the Headmistress has seconded the appointment."
"Well, aren't you lucky," Draco sneered. Then in a lower voice, he said, "Don't look now, but Skeeter's on the prowl."
"See you later, Gin," Hermione said, hastily stepping into the Floo. "Three Broomsticks, Hogsmeade," she said and disappeared in a flash of green flame.
Draco wasted no time either. "Witch's Brew, Cambridge," he said and, in turn, disappeared.
"Miss Weasley!" Skeeter ran up, a photographer close behind. "Miss Weasley, a moment, please!"
"Sorry, can't," Ginny said hurriedly as she took her turn in the Floo. "The Burrow!" and she vanished as well.
* * *
Are Wedding Bells Ringing for Hogwarts Alumni?
by Rita Skeeter
Correspondent, Daily Prophet
Miss Hermione Granger, Potions mistress, currently a Transfiguration Journeyman and teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and best friend of Harry Potter, the Man Who Lived Twice, was seen yesterday in the Leaky Cauldron with Mr Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy fortune...who is currently studying Healing at Cambridge Wizarding University...and Miss Ginevra Weasley, Mediwitch Apprentice at St. Mungo's and fiancée of the Man Who Lived Twice. Miss Granger and Mr Malfoy seemed to be rather closer than was represented when they attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry together, and this reporter can't help but remember that the two of them also attended Cambridge Wizarding University until Miss Granger graduated last spring. Is there a wedding in the offing?
This reporter cannot help but speculate that perhaps this is what they were discussing so confidentially with Miss Weasley, who is known to be the best friend of Miss Granger. Perhaps Miss Weasley was being asked by Miss Granger to be her attendant at the wedding ceremony. When questioned, this reporter received a "no comment" from each of them.
It is to be wondered if Mr Ronald Weasley, best friend to Harry Potter, the Man Who Lived Twice, is aware of Miss Granger's interludes with Mr Malfoy. It is a well-known fact that Miss Granger, during the Tri-Wizard Tournament held at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry during the 1994-1995 school year, was dating both Harry Potter and Viktor Krum, Seeker for the Bulgarian National Quidditch Team and a competitor of the Tri-Wizard Tournament along with Mr Potter.
* * *
"Hermione! What the hell is this?" Faculty and students all turned to the double doors of the Great Hall as Ron Weasley stormed through them, brandishing the Daily Prophet.
"Mr Weasley, control yourself," Minerva admonished him. "This is not the place to be shouting obscenities."
"Sorry, Professor, but..."
"No buts, Mr Weasley," she said calmly. "Whatever is the matter with you?"
"Have you seen today's Prophet?" he asked, his face flushed with anger. "Hermione, what is this about you marrying Malfoy?"
"What?" she shrieked. "Let me see that." Grabbing the paper from his hands, Hermione quickly read the lead article complete with a grainy picture of Ginny, Draco and her standing by the Leaky Cauldron's Floo, their clothing transfiguring from Muggle to Wizarding and back again.
"Did you even ask Ginny what was going on, or did you just jump to conclusions as usual?" she snarled at him.
"Why would I ask Ginny?" he snarled back. "What's she got to do with anything?"
"Hermione. Mr Weasley." Minerva interrupted. "This is not the place for such an argument. Come with me immediately."
Reddening, Hermione bowed her head meekly and said, "Sorry, Minerva." She stalked out of the Great Hall, roughly shouldering Ron out of her way, and followed Minerva to the gargoyle that guarded the Headmistress' office.
"Haggis." Minerva gave her password and, silently, the battling couple followed her up the stairs and into the familiar office. Minerva seated herself behind the desk and gestured for the two of them to sit in the guest chairs in front of her.
"Now, Mr Weasley, explain yourself," she said, looking at Ron with disapproval in her voice. "What is in today's Prophet that has you so upset?"
"Skeeter says that Hermione and Draco Malfoy are going to get married," Ron said, turning to look at Hermione with a hurt expression. "Why couldn't you tell me yourself, 'Mione? Why did I have to learn it from the paper?"
"Maybe because it's not true," Hermione said coldly, her arms crossed over her chest as she glared at her friend.
"But..."
"Ronald Bilius Weasley, don't tell me you believe what Skeeter wrote in that rag!" Hermione was growing more and more incensed and sparks began to crackle off her hair. "Don't you remember what she's like? And look at the picture; can't you see your own sister was there as well?"
"But..."
"Hermione," Minerva said gently. "Please calm yourself, dear."
"I'm sorry, Minerva, but this is just..."
"Yes, dear, I understand. Mr Weasley, did you bother to ask your sister what she was doing that afternoon with Mr Malfoy and Hermione?"
"No, Professor, I..."
Minerva held up her hand. "I would suggest that you go home and discuss this...calmly, mind you...with your sister to receive the true facts. Right now, I believe you owe your friend an apology."
"I'm sorry, 'Mione, but..."
"No more, Mr. Weasley. Go home and talk to your sister." Minerva stood up in dismissal and Ron and Hermione quickly followed suit.
"I..."
"Go home, Mr Weasley." Minerva held open the office door to the revolving stairs. "And don't come back until you can behave in a civilized manner...which means no shouting obscenities in the Great Hall. What must your poor mother think of you?"
Ron slunk down the stairs, his tail figuratively between his legs. At the bottom, he looked up and held his hand out in supplication to Hermione.
"Go home, Ron," she said.
* * *
Draco,
Have you read Skeeter's article in the Daily Prophet? Ron came to Hogwarts livid about our supposed wedding. He didn't even ask Ginny about it! I don't think he even noticed she was in the picture.
Anyway, Minerva guilted him into calming down and made him apologize. She then sent him home with a flea in his ear. Told him to ask Ginny what was going on and scolded him about cursing in the Great Hall with a veiled threat to tell Molly. I wouldn't want to tell Molly. At least I haven't heard anything from her yet so maybe Ginny was able to talk to her.
Hermione
* * *
Herms,
Let me think on this. Why don't you discuss the problem with Severus? After all, he's had some problems with the Skeeter woman as well. Especially after she broke the news of his survival. Ask him just how many marriage proposals he got right after that.
Ferret
* * *
Draco,
I trust Miss Skeeter has gotten her information wrong once more, and you are not considering marrying Miss Granger. While I am somewhat in awe of her natural intelligence, I feel she is not the proper witch for you. Perhaps we could introduce you to some witches from proper families during your next school break.
Father
* * *
Dad,
Tell Mum not to worry. Hermione wouldn't marry me even if I were the last wizard on the planet. We're just good friends who meet for lunch from time to time. Besides, I think she's in love with someone else, and it's not the Weasel or Potter.
Draco
* * *
Herms,
My folks are considering becoming matchmakers for me. They think I'm in love with you and that you're not good enough for me. What do you think?
Ferret
* * *
Ferret,
I think they might be right. You're not good enough for me.
Herms
* * *
A/N: Halfway there. Hope everybody's enjoying this so far.
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358 Reviews | 6.88/10 Average
Wish you could draw out the last chapter a l'll more :D maybe 2 paragraphs or so? :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I believe I wrote all I needed to for the epilogue as I couldn't think of anything else to write. I AM writing a sequel about the wedding, however, to be posted when it is completed. ^_^
Thank you for the entertaining story you've written, I've had a very good time seeing the development of friendship between Hermione and Draco, their parents - that's been a first, and very well done to boot - and also the relationship of H&S at the end.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Can we get a hint as to the title of the sequel ?? Pretty Please??
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
You have spun a fine tale, thank you. I like how the elder Grangers and Malfoys found common ground.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
What a wonderful ending. I like this epilogue much better than the original. I would love to see Albus sorted into Slytherin. I know Hayy said he was okay with it, but would he really be? Thanks for a great story.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Such a lovely story!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Yay! She accepted the right one!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
I'm glad they all made up.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Yay!! FINALLY!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Love your version of the epilogue! Much better. :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Wow! Three proposals in one chapter. Or at least two real ones and one hinted at! :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
I am sad that this story has ended . I have loved it from chapter one. But I will be looking forward to your next story. I'm glad I was along for the ride with you.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
I loved this story from beginning to end!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Poor Hermione having to endure all those proposals until she had the right man ask for her hand. I've really enjoyed this little ride and nice to see that Kingsley does have respect for Severus despite all the other idiots out there.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Yay!!!!!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Of course it was the logical thing to do! With confidence intervals of 99% I'll reveal myself as a shameless nerd and ask if they are going to test for Goodness of Fit?
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
They're getting somewhere at last!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
YAY! Finally!!! *does happy SSHG dance*
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
What a great solution!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Very funny chapter MsTree, finally some lemons. Loved when they got caught glad it didn't stop them,
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
snerk! ^.^ yes further testing is, indeed required!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Ten points for climbing a tree? Awwww c'mon ~ooops, there goes another ten~ Sod it! ~and another ten~ That was a fun and immensely satisfying chapter. I wish I had read it before our workplace Christmas function for some inspiration of how to buck an imposed (and increasingly ridiculous) trend with style!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Great story, really enjoyable. I'm loving your taste in books and authors as well. Clearly you also write brilliantly. Thanks.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
It's funny that their friends don't suspect the obvious. Wll, Hermiones friends. Sound like there's a fun night ahead.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^