Chapter 18
Chapter 18 of 38
MsTreeSeverus is found alive after the final battle, and the Wizengamot, in their wisdom, sentences him to five years of probation at Hogwarts.
ReviewedDisclaimer: The characters depicted in this fiction belong to JK Rowling, her heirs and assignees, except for those who belong to me.
Author's Notes: I want to thank GrammarPolice for her beta and SlytherinsHeirx for his brilliant Britpicking. Thank you to the readers of this lengthy endeavour for all the lovely reviews.
Chapter Eighteen
"Come in, Hermione. Please come in," Minerva said, opening the door to her office. "I'm glad you asked for this meeting."
"Did you mean what you said last night?" Hermione asked breathlessly. "About my starting an apprenticeship with you this morning?"
"The first day of the new year is a traditional time to begin an apprenticeship," Minerva said with a smile. "I thought we might want to go the traditional route."
"My Potions classes..."
"Hmm, yes. We will have to ask Severus to return to teaching all the Potions classes since you will have started to work with me. Perhaps we should have him up here as well." She took a pinch of Floo powder and threw it into the fire. As the flames turned green, she called, "Severus Snape."
His head appeared in the flames, looking a sickly green colour. "Yes, Minerva?" he asked warily.
"Would you step through please, Severus? Hermione and I need to discuss the next term's scheduling with you."
"Hmmm, yes, I thought that might be the case. Stand aside, if you please." His head withdrew and the next moment he was stepping out of the fireplace, brushing the soot from his robes with an annoyed look at the Headmistress. "Your chimney flue needs cleaning, Minerva. There is entirely too much soot in it to be effective."
"I'll make a note of that for the house-elves," Minerva said, smiling. "Please, take a seat. Would you like some tea, Severus? Hermione?"
Assured by both that no tea was necessary, Minerva started the meeting. "I am prepared to offer you a contract of apprenticeship, Hermione, to begin from today. Your duties will include teaching the first through fourth year Transfiguration classes..."
"What happened to Babakitis?" Severus interrupted. "I couldn't help but notice he wasn't at the staff party last night."
"Well... no..." Minerva sighed. "As I understand it, he went home to Athens for the holidays and was exposed to dragon pox. His nephew, I believe. I received notice from his Healer in Greece yesterday but didn't want to ruin everyone's good mood. He won't be coming back to England or to Hogwarts. Therefore, Hermione, I would have you teaching the lower classes while I take the O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. classes, if you are willing."
"That sounds fine to me if it's okay with Severus," Hermione said, turning to him. "I wouldn't be able to teach Potions as well, though. Not without a Time-Turner." She giggled at the sight of his glaring dark eyes.
"Absolutely not," Severus said scornfully. "You won't need a Time-Turner because I'll take all the Potions classes again. I'm sorry your Greek didn't work out, Minerva. Better luck next time."
The Headmistress pulled a contract out of the top drawer and laid it on the desk. "It's a standard contract for apprenticeship, Hermione. You'll still have your room, board and remuneration. Of course, as a Potions master, we can fudge it so you receive a higher amount than you would as just a regular apprentice, but not by much, I'm afraid. The Ministry is already up in arms about having to pay you Master rates now."
"So soon?" Hermione was shocked. "But..."
"A copy of your Master's scroll was forwarded to the Ministry as soon as Minerva and I signed it last evening, if you will recall," Severus said with a smirk. "I'm surprised that someone was actually working today and saw it."
"Yes, well," Minerva said. "Percy Weasley..."
Hermione snorted in laughter. "Of course it would be him. Who else is so dedicated to brown-nosing the right people that he would come in when everyone else is having a holiday?"
"Miss Granger, please," Minerva admonished, though she did smile. "Mr Weasley was an excellent student and is a dedicated public servant." She grimaced. "Although perhaps he is a wee bit too dedicated if you ask me. I could have waited until tomorrow to hear the Ministry's complaints rather than be woken by them first thing this morning."
"Headache, Minerva?" Severus asked politely.
"Hangover, Severus," Minerva said pointedly.
"I do have some remedies that the other teachers had asked me to brew for them in light of their plans for last evening," he said scornfully, pulling a vial out of his robes. He double-checked the label and handed it over the desk. "This should help."
"Thank you." Minerva breathed a sound of relief and, swallowing the potion with a grimace, she sighed again as the hangover remedy began to work.
"That's much better. It's too bad Kingsley doesn't have a competent potions brewer living on site. Maybe he would have had a hangover remedy to take before he Floo'd me complaining about Mr Weasley's early morning call."
"Won't the Ministry be suspicious if I sign an apprentice's contract with you this morning after getting a Master's scroll last night?" Hermione asked, biting her lower lip in nervous habit. "I don't want to get you or Severus in trouble."
"Bless you, dear, but no," Minerva said. "The Ministry has no say over whom I take as an apprentice. If you could have managed it, this contract would have been signed last October and they couldn't have done a thing about it. However," she continued, "you cannot witness this one, Severus. They might definitely suspect collusion if you do."
"I concur," Severus said. "Might I suggest Filius?"
"Excellent suggestion," Minerva said as she walked over to the hearth and, throwing a handful of powder on the flames, called out, "Filius, are you there?"
"Yes, Minerva?" he asked as his green, glowing head showed up in the fire. "Ah, good morning, Hermione, Severus."
"Good morning, Filius," Minerva said. "Could you come up to my office, please? We need you to witness Hermione's apprentice contract."
"With pleasure." Flitwick beamed at the thought. "Does this mean I get the next chance?"
"We'll see." Minerva smiled at his enthusiasm. "That's up to Hermione. Come through now, if you please."
In short order, Hermione signed her name to another apprentice contract. Minerva signed it as her sponsoring Master, and Filius signed as the witness to both their signatures being made without duress. With a flip, the parchment rolled itself up and vanished, presumably to reappear on the appropriate desk at the Ministry to be filed.
* * *
...One month later...
"Minerva, Filius. Come in, please," Hermione said, opening the door of the Transfiguration classroom in response to a light tap. "Is everything all right?"
"Quite all right," Minerva said, smiling. "I'm about to pull a 'Severus'."
"I'm... I'm sorry?" Hermione asked, her brow wrinkled in confusion. She looked back and forth between the two professors. "What's a 'Severus'?"
Filius bounced excitedly on the tips of his toes, his fingers tucked into his waistcoat pockets. "May I be the one to tell her, Minerva, please?"
"She's my apprentice, Filius," Minerva said archly. "Wait your turn." With that, she pulled a tied parchment scroll out of the sleeve of her robes and handed it to Hermione.
Totally flustered by now, Hermione unrolled the scroll and read the words, their meaning not dawning on her until she had finished. "Are you serious?" she gasped. "This says I'm..."
"Officially a Transfiguration Journeyman, yes," Minerva smiled warmly at her. "Congratulations. Now, if you'll sign the journeyman contract, I will do so as well and Filius can witness it for us."
Her hands shaking with excitement, Hermione quickly signed the parchment, then offered the quill to Minerva, who signed with alacrity. Filius continued to bounce until it was his turn to sign the scroll. Turning solemn, he took the quill and signed "Filius Flitwick, Magister Cantionis" in swooping letters across the bottom of the scroll. That done, the contract rolled itself up and disappeared once more in the direction of London and the Ministry.
"Won't they wonder what's going on up here?" Hermione asked nervously. "First Severus gives me Journeyman status after two weeks and Mastery after only four months. Now you've pretty much done the same. What are they to think?"
"Nothing at all," Minerva said. "As I told you at the beginning of this year, apprentices and journeymen are the concern of their Masters only. The Ministry has only to file the contracts and scrolls, as they are registered, for their records."
Filius reached up and shook Hermione's hand earnestly. "Congratulations, my dear. I do hope you'll give me the next chance when it comes up." He smiled. "After all, Septima didn't put her bid in until after I did."
Hermione laughed. "I promise," she said. "If I decide to try for a Charms mastery, you'll be the one I come to for my apprenticeship."
"Good to know, good to know," Filius said, repeating himself as he bounced on his toes again with excitement. "Oh dear. Look at the time." He pulled his pocket watch out and displayed it. "I've a class to teach. Thank you both for allowing me to witness this." With that, he tucked the watch away and was out the door before another word could be spoken.
"Speaking of classes..." Hermione began.
"Yes, dear, I know," Minerva said. "We both have classes to teach as well. I will offer my congratulations once again and see you at dinner." She sailed out the door after Flitwick just as Hermione's first-year Gryffindor/Slytherin students entered the classroom and took their seats.
* * *
Draco Malfoy
School of Mediwizardry
Cambridge Wizarding University
Cambridge, England
Draco,
You're not going to believe this, but I am now a journeyman in Transfiguration. Minerva and Filius came by before my first-year Gryffindor/Slytherin class and had me sign the new contract. Minerva called it pulling a Severus. I suppose she said that because he promoted me to Potion Journeyman my second week as his apprentice.
Filius is angling for me to become his apprentice next. I told him if I ever decided on that route, I would let him know. Right now, I'm still overwhelmed by what's happened here today.
How's your training coming? Still on course to have your Healer's license in another three years? Or are you going to try for sooner?
Sincerely,
Hermione
* * *
Hermione Granger
Transfiguration Journeyman
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Herms,
Congratulations. You sound a little shell-shocked there. Potions mastery in less than six months and now Transfiguration journeyman after only a month. You must be leading a charmed life. Get it? Charmed life. Ha Ha!
Training's going good here. I do miss having lunch with you, though. I go out with some of the other students, but it's not the same. Since our Easter break is the same two weeks as Hogwarts's this year, what say we meet up in Diagon Alley one day and have lunch? We can catch up in person rather than by owl.
Draco
* * *
Ferret,
It's a plan.
Herms
A/N: Thanks once again to AmyLouise of DownUnder for the Latin translations. Any misuse of the words is my own fault. I'm not a Latin scholar. Sorry.
magister = teacher
cantio = incantation or enchantment
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358 Reviews | 6.88/10 Average
Wish you could draw out the last chapter a l'll more :D maybe 2 paragraphs or so? :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I believe I wrote all I needed to for the epilogue as I couldn't think of anything else to write. I AM writing a sequel about the wedding, however, to be posted when it is completed. ^_^
Thank you for the entertaining story you've written, I've had a very good time seeing the development of friendship between Hermione and Draco, their parents - that's been a first, and very well done to boot - and also the relationship of H&S at the end.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Can we get a hint as to the title of the sequel ?? Pretty Please??
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
You have spun a fine tale, thank you. I like how the elder Grangers and Malfoys found common ground.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
What a wonderful ending. I like this epilogue much better than the original. I would love to see Albus sorted into Slytherin. I know Hayy said he was okay with it, but would he really be? Thanks for a great story.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Such a lovely story!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Yay! She accepted the right one!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
I'm glad they all made up.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Yay!! FINALLY!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Love your version of the epilogue! Much better. :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Wow! Three proposals in one chapter. Or at least two real ones and one hinted at! :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
I am sad that this story has ended . I have loved it from chapter one. But I will be looking forward to your next story. I'm glad I was along for the ride with you.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
I loved this story from beginning to end!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Poor Hermione having to endure all those proposals until she had the right man ask for her hand. I've really enjoyed this little ride and nice to see that Kingsley does have respect for Severus despite all the other idiots out there.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Yay!!!!!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Of course it was the logical thing to do! With confidence intervals of 99% I'll reveal myself as a shameless nerd and ask if they are going to test for Goodness of Fit?
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
They're getting somewhere at last!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
YAY! Finally!!! *does happy SSHG dance*
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
What a great solution!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Very funny chapter MsTree, finally some lemons. Loved when they got caught glad it didn't stop them,
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
snerk! ^.^ yes further testing is, indeed required!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Ten points for climbing a tree? Awwww c'mon ~ooops, there goes another ten~ Sod it! ~and another ten~ That was a fun and immensely satisfying chapter. I wish I had read it before our workplace Christmas function for some inspiration of how to buck an imposed (and increasingly ridiculous) trend with style!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Great story, really enjoyable. I'm loving your taste in books and authors as well. Clearly you also write brilliantly. Thanks.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
It's funny that their friends don't suspect the obvious. Wll, Hermiones friends. Sound like there's a fun night ahead.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^