Chapter 14
Chapter 14 of 38
MsTreeSeverus is found alive after the final battle, and the Wizengamot, in their wisdom, sentences him to five years of probation at Hogwarts.
ReviewedDisclaimer: None of this belongs to me, not even the words to the song Draco sings. See endnotes for citations.
Author Notes: I do not claim to be a Latin scholar, so if anyone knows of the correct incantation to start music playing, please let me know. My apologies for everyone who has been waiting for this story to update, but RL comes first. Thanks to GrammarPolice and SlytherinsHeirx for their help in wrangling commas and Britpicking. Much obliged. And without further ado...
Chapter Fourteen
...Six weeks later...
"Mr Malfoy, would you come to my office, please?" Severus interrupted the party in the Slytherin common room where the students were celebrating the end of their N.E.W.T.s and O.W.L.s.
Draco looked up from his butterbeer with concern. "Yes, sir, right away."
Once seated at his desk, Severus rested his elbows on the wooden surface, interlaced his hands, and tapped his lips with his index finger as he watched Draco squirm in his seat.
"Sir?"
"Compliments of Miss Granger," Severus answered, sliding a sheet of parchment across the desk to his godson. "I believe it's charmed to play the tune."
"Oh, Merlin," groaned Draco, "she won the bet."
"Indeed. I look forward to your performance at the Leaving Feast." Severus smirked. He enjoyed the look of shock on Draco's face as he continued, "You came in second to Miss Granger for the highest marks in your year. Of course, your parents were invited to join us since the two of you have some of the highest N.E.W.T.s in the last twenty years."
"They may decide not to attend," Draco said uneasily. "Not if it means mingling with Muggles. You know how they are, sir, especially my father."
"Quite."
* * *
"Miss Granger."
Hermione turned to see the Headmistress in the entrance to the Gryffindor common room. "Yes, Professor?"
"There are people waiting for you in the Entrance Hall, Miss Granger." Minerva smiled at her. "I suggest you go down and meet them."
"Thank you, Professor McGonagall," Hermione said as she brushed past the Headmistress on her way downstairs.
In the Entrance Hall, Mr and Mrs Granger looked around in amazement. The giant hourglasses, filled with precious gems, seem to fascinate them the most, but the moving suits of armour were a close second.
"Mum! Dad!" Hermione cried as she reached the bottom of the stairs. "You're here!"
"Hermione!" Her mother squeezed her hard in an enthusiastic hug. She laughed when her father grabbed her and swung her around and around.
"Congratulations, my girl," he said, setting her on her feet. "Your Headmistress invited us to your Leaving Feast. Apparently you have some kind of award coming to you?"
"Indeed," Lucius Malfoy said with a cold sneer from behind them. "I understand congratulations are in order."
Narcissa elbowed him in the ribs. "Don't be a sore loser, Lucius. Hermione won fair and square."
She held out her hand to Mrs Granger and gave her a brilliant smile. "Hello, I'm Narcissa Malfoy. Your daughter is one of the most civilized Muggles I have ever met."
"Why, thank you, I think?" Mrs Granger said hesitantly, taking her hand. "I'm Elizabeth Granger."
"Mother? Father?" Draco said as he came up the stairs from the Slytherin common room. "What are you doing here? I didn't think you would come."
"Nonsense, Draco," Narcissa replied, still smiling. "I wouldn't miss this evening for anything." She looked at Lucius. "Especially when you consider how I'll be spending the summer."
"Apparently the Headmistress and Severus have the same sense of humour," Lucius said dryly. "We are apparently to be guests at the High Table for dinner along with Miss Granger's parents."
Hermione and Draco looked at each other. "Oh," they said, confusion evident on both their faces.
"Lucius. Narcissa." Severus looked smug as he walked down the stairs with Minerva. "We are to meet in the anteroom with the rest of the staff." Lucius and Narcissa followed him while Minerva turned to Hermione's parents.
"It's so nice you were able to make it," she said. "I hope the trip wasn't too trying. If you'll follow me, I'll introduce you to the rest of the staff before dinner. Mr Malfoy... Miss Granger... you need to find your seats for dinner." She herded the Grangers off, chatting amiably.
"Yes, Professor," Hermione said meekly. "Coming, Malfoy?"
"Yeah," he said, looking shell-shocked. "I'll be right behind you. What's going on, anyway? My mother was actually nice to your mother."
Hermione shrugged. "I don't know, but I'm guessing we'll find out soon enough."
* * *
"You know," Neville said, "I recognize the Malfoys, but who are the people in the Muggle clothes sitting next to Professor McGonagall?"
"My mum and dad," Hermione said, swallowing the last of her pudding. "The Headmistress invited them to the feast."
"Really?" Ginny gasped. "I don't think that's ever happened before."
At the High Table, Minerva stood and tapped a spoon against her goblet. "May I have your attention, please?" As the room quieted, she said, "It is my pleasure to announce that Miss Hermione Granger has received some of the highest N.E.W.T. scores I have ever seen in all my years of teaching." She paused as the Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw tables erupted with cheers.
"However," she continued, "Mr Draco Malfoy has come a very close second." Again, she paused to allow the Slytherins to congratulate their own house member.
"It has come to my attention that a certain wager was placed between Mr Malfoy and Miss Granger as to the scores of their N.E.W.T.s, and the time has come to pay up. Mr. Malfoy, if you would be so kind."
Draco took a deep breath and rose from his table as the buzz of questions sounded through the hall. He carried a stool to the centre of the hall, stopping in front of the High Table and turning to face the student tables. Holding his hand out to Hermione, he helped her to rise and take a seat facing him. As he pulled the sheet music Severus had given him earlier out of his pocket, he muttered, "Cantatus," and the song's music began to play.
"You are so beautiful to me-e-e..."
The student side of the hall erupted into laughter as his voice cracked on the final note of the first line. Face red with embarrassment, Draco continued on:
"You are so beautiful to me;
You are so beautiful to me,
Can't you see?
You're everything I hoped for;
You're everything I need.
You are so beautiful to me.
Such joy and happiness you bring;
Such joy and happiness you bring.
Like a dream,
A guiding light that shines in the night,
Heaven's gift to me.
You are so beautiful to me-e-e."
As he ended the song, his voice once again cracking on the final note, Hermione stood up and kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you for being such a good sport," she said, loud enough for the entire hall to hear her voice. "I appreciate it."
Even the Slytherins stood up and cheered as Draco blushed and simply said, "You're welcome." The nod he received from Severus as he looked at the High Table was all the approbation he needed, although his parents' smiles were good to see. Even Hermione's parents were applauding his performance along with the rest of the Hall.
* * *
...Later, in the staff room...
"Here's to Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, two of the best students Hogwarts has seen in a long time," Minerva said, holding her glass of firewhiskey high.
"Here, here," the rest of the staff echoed, raising their glasses in agreement.
"All right, Minerva," Filius said. "Out with it. We know Miss Granger had the higher scores since we had to witness that execrable performance in the Great Hall."
"At least Mr Malfoy was a good sport about it," Poppy said. "If I had his singing voice, I'd have quit the first time it cracked."
"Hmm, yes," Severus said. "Miss Granger was quite thoughtful when she congratulated him for being a good sport. I am sure if he won, he would not have done the same."
"So, Minerva," Pomona said. "Give us the scores. We want to know who won the pool."
"Miss Granger's combined N.E.W.T. scores for the classes we considered totalled fifty-one points more than Mr Malfoy's," Minerva said. "In all ten of the N.E.W.T.s she took, she exceeded Severus' score by twenty points."
The room erupted into cheers which quickly turned to gasps as Minerva said, "That means Severus wins the pool for the N.E.W.T. comparisons with the closest guess to the scores."
"How is that possible?" Rolanda squeaked in surprise. "He bet on Malfoy."
"That was for Lucius Malfoy's benefit," Severus said smugly. "I had Minerva put five galleons on Miss Granger for at least fifty points higher than Mr Malfoy and surpassing all of my own N.E.W.T. scores. At the very least, I will now have my full salary for the next five years and then some."
"How so?" Filius asked, pouring more firewhiskey into his glass and offering up the decanter to the other teachers.
"The wager was that Lucius would make up the difference the Wizengamot has docked from my salary plus ten percent if Miss Granger won the wager with Mr Malfoy," Severus said. "Of course, he also has to pay for new dress robes for Narcissa, as well as a trip to Italy for an entire new wardrobe." He smirked, holding his empty glass out for a refill.
"It couldn't happen to a nicer wizard," Rolanda cackled. "Okay, Severus, I'll concede that the better man won. Congratulations."
More congratulations were heard from various parts of the room and, feeling enough had been said on the subject, the end of year celebration continued.
* * *
Author's note: "You Are So Beautiful" copyright Billy Preston and Bruce Carlton Fisher.
Cantatus comes from William Whitaker's Words English to Latin translator .
I don't know if this is correct as I am not a Latin scholar, so I am off to ask someone I know who is. Um, hey, Master Andrixos...?
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358 Reviews | 6.88/10 Average
Wish you could draw out the last chapter a l'll more :D maybe 2 paragraphs or so? :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I believe I wrote all I needed to for the epilogue as I couldn't think of anything else to write. I AM writing a sequel about the wedding, however, to be posted when it is completed. ^_^
Thank you for the entertaining story you've written, I've had a very good time seeing the development of friendship between Hermione and Draco, their parents - that's been a first, and very well done to boot - and also the relationship of H&S at the end.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I always felt Lucius and Narcissa really didn't know any Muggles personally, but were making judgements based on Muggle-born witches and wizards, which isn't a very wide sample of the population. So I asked myself 'what would happen if they met Muggle parents with the same family values they themselves held, ie family first, etc.?' The results are before you. I'm glad you approve of my little story. ^_^
Can we get a hint as to the title of the sequel ?? Pretty Please??
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Tentatively, I'm calling it "A Heaven or Hell Wedding". Narcissa's helping Elizabeth plan the wedding, but Molly wants to butt in and Severus just wants to elope. ^_^
You have spun a fine tale, thank you. I like how the elder Grangers and Malfoys found common ground.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You're welcome. If you think they found common ground in this fic, just wait until the sequel comes out. Can you say "wedding planner"? ~_^
What a wonderful ending. I like this epilogue much better than the original. I would love to see Albus sorted into Slytherin. I know Hayy said he was okay with it, but would he really be? Thanks for a great story.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Harry and Severus have a complicated relationship. On the one hand, Harry likes how Severus makes Hermione happy. On the other hand, he remembers how miserably Severus treated the three of them, even if it was an act. I think Harry would prefer Albus be in any house but Slytherin, even Hufflepuff, but he won't hold it against his son. Thanks for reading. Stay tuned for the sequel--as soon as I get it finished. ~_^
Such a lovely story!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel right now that would cover the next six months up to the wedding. It's more than 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. So much for a short (8-10 chapters).
Yay! She accepted the right one!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Did you really expect her to say "No"?
Response from jenidralph (Reviewer)
Well.. no, but it never fails to warm my heart and make me squee. :)
I'm glad they all made up.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Minerva's too much of a friend for them not to forgive her.
Yay!! FINALLY!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
You had to know I would get there sooner or later.
Love your version of the epilogue! Much better. :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*elvis voice* Thank you. Thank you very much. ^_^If you liked this story, you'll love the sequel.
Wow! Three proposals in one chapter. Or at least two real ones and one hinted at! :D
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Yeah! Popular girl, our Hermione. ^_^
I am sad that this story has ended . I have loved it from chapter one. But I will be looking forward to your next story. I'm glad I was along for the ride with you.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. A sequel is in the works, dealing with the trials and tribulations leading up to the wedding.Coming Soon! "A Heaven or Hell Wedding"! Look for it at an archive near you!
I loved this story from beginning to end!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. I'm working on a sequel for the six months between January 1 and June 30, 2004. So far, I've written over 9.5K and I'm only in the first week of February. This is gonna be some ride! ^_^
Poor Hermione having to endure all those proposals until she had the right man ask for her hand. I've really enjoyed this little ride and nice to see that Kingsley does have respect for Severus despite all the other idiots out there.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. There's a short epilogue in the queue. I'm hoping it will be up sometime in the next week or so. Depends on the moderators. ^_^
Yay!!!!!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
*ahem* {Elvis voice} Thank yew! Thank yew very much! *ahem* ^_^
Of course it was the logical thing to do! With confidence intervals of 99% I'll reveal myself as a shameless nerd and ask if they are going to test for Goodness of Fit?
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I guess you'll just have to "keeeeep reeeeeading", to quote one of my favorite authors. ^_^
They're getting somewhere at last!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
It does take a while to become friends if you want a real romance to last. ^_^
YAY! Finally!!! *does happy SSHG dance*
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Chapter 35 is *ahem* very amusing. ^_^
What a great solution!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you. ^_^
Very funny chapter MsTree, finally some lemons. Loved when they got caught glad it didn't stop them,
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
They're scientists. More experimentation is required. ^_^
snerk! ^.^ yes further testing is, indeed required!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Of course it is. Isn't that what scientists do? ^_^
Ten points for climbing a tree? Awwww c'mon ~ooops, there goes another ten~ Sod it! ~and another ten~ That was a fun and immensely satisfying chapter. I wish I had read it before our workplace Christmas function for some inspiration of how to buck an imposed (and increasingly ridiculous) trend with style!
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
I think I was channelling D. L. Sayers' book "Gaudy Night" with the tree climbing bit. *looks at MsTree's bookshelf* Yep, there it is, with the requisite Oxford undergrad prank of climbing every tree within the University walls. ^_^
Great story, really enjoyable. I'm loving your taste in books and authors as well. Clearly you also write brilliantly. Thanks.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
Thank you for the kind words. ^_^
It's funny that their friends don't suspect the obvious. Wll, Hermiones friends. Sound like there's a fun night ahead.
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^
Response from MsTree (Author of Heaven or Hell)
People see what they expect to see. Always have; always will. "Fasten your seatbelt. There's a bumpy night ahead." ^_^