Humor

A Change of Name

by Pennfana

Just another day at the Ministry of Magic...

303 Words,  Started 02/17/2007,  Completed 02/17/2007

WizardSable

by Tevildo

Snape encounters a witch from another world, who introduces him to a new form of magic. (SS/OFC)

4,762 Words,  Started 09/17/2005,  Completed 09/26/2005

An Early Christmas for Severus... and Hermione

by sara lady dalian

Severus goes on a hunt for his Christmas presents. When he finds a box in the closet, what happens?

611 Words,  Started 12/03/2009,  Completed 12/03/2009

Hidden in Plain Sight

by magalena

There have been two murder attempts against Lucius Malfoy. Harry, Ron and Draco are all Aurors and partners, and have been assigned with the task of protecting Lucius. What better place to hide him than in a Muggle neighborhood, where no one will think to look for him: hidden in plain sight. This story was written for pokeystar for the 2010 lm_hgficxchange on LJ.

22,096 Words,  Started 01/07/2011,  Completed 04/17/2011

Entrancing Curves

by Ladymage Samiko

There's something about Hermione that simply can't be ignored…

149 Words,  Started 06/06/2010,  Completed 06/06/2010

It's Good to Have House-Elves

by Owlbait

It's Valentines day, again. Severus and Lucius are drowning their sorrows at the lack of women in their lives, again. Maybe they should just give up now and appreciate what they have together? Does anyone think that is a good idea?

2,438 Words,  Started 02/13/2011,  Completed 02/13/2011

Amistlemour

by Darkrivertempest

After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.

5,337 Words,  Started 01/30/2010,  Completed 01/30/2010

That Voodoo That You Do So Well

by Clairvoyant

An incident at the international potions conference causes Severus to forget social convention. Hermione sets him straight as she calms him down in her own unique way.

2,506 Words,  Started 12/31/2010,  Completed 12/31/2010

Starlings

by neelix

A song-inspired one-shot.

3,102 Words,  Started 04/12/2009,  Completed 04/12/2009

One Too Many

by sshg316

Hermione and Severus decorate their Christmas tree with unexpected results.

128 Words,  Started 12/23/2006,  Completed 12/23/2006

My Snarky Valentine

by sunshinefanfics

Severus hates the Valentine's Day holiday and wants no part of it. He's quickly disabused of the notion by a sneaky Metamorphmagus Auror.
Notes: Very light on the "Valentines" portion. Heavy on the snarky smut. Correlates with my earlier story arc of Substitutionary Locomotion and its companion, SL: Vignettes. All mistakes are my own. Thanks for reading.

5,090 Words,  Started 02/18/2006,  Completed 02/18/2006

Zen and the Art of... Spelling?

by linlawless

A passionate argument ultimately yields to humour. Written in response to an HP Con Envy prompt from nocturnus33.

267 Words,  Started 07/15/2012,  Completed 07/15/2012

Of Endings and Beginnings

by ayerf

Written for richardgloucester.

2,464 Words,  Started 03/12/2008,  Completed 03/12/2008

Strange

by luvsev

Severus is up at dawn, tinkering with something.

470 Words,  Started 09/20/2009,  Completed 09/20/2009

Chocolate Covered Special

by klschmidt

A humble submission for SW69's SPAM challenge on Potter Place's Yahoo group. What does Hermione buy for Severus on Valentine's Day?

The challenge:

Email Title #1: Women love men with big lovesticks -- is yours big enough?

Email Title #2: Turn that tool in your pants into a power drill.

keywords?

1. either the entire phrase 1 or 2 or both
2. big lovestick
3. power drill
4. tool in your pants

Any pairing. Anything goes. However many words you can do, but you can keep it around 100 if you'd like.

101 Words,  Started 02/22/2008,  Completed 02/22/2008

The White Christmas Tree

by ancientgirl

Lucius goes in search of the perfect tree. Along the way his plans are thwarted. Several years later, does he get his revenge?

2,560 Words,  Started 11/26/2006,  Completed 11/26/2006

Two Dinners for Two

by veradee

When Snape and McGonagall invite each other for dinner, they can't help wondering what the other has in mind.

1,120 Words,  Started 11/17/2006,  Completed 11/17/2006

Albus Got Run Over By a Reindeer

by AdamiRose

Well, this is what happens when I get too many energy drinks in my system and listen to christmas music. Filk to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

390 Words,  Started 02/04/2006,  Completed 02/04/2006

Then Shall I Know

by darsynia

Sent back via a magical device to 1977, Hermione's heart and sense of duty are tested by her knowledge of the future. Though determined not to change the past, she falls in love--and when she finally must return home, she must deal with her new memories as well as the impending war. Humor, Drama, Love, and Adventure!

WRITTEN PRE-DH (ie. canon changed, story did not), elements from both HBP and DH included--this is a novel-length AU.

2,752 Words,  Started 12/20/2007,  Updated 12/20/2007

Meet the Boys

by Subversa

Severus and Hermione must break the news of their engagement to Harry and Ron -- how will the boys take it? This story is part of the Master of Enchantment series,following Bast: Operation Kitty and Meet the Parents.

4,560 Words,  Started 10/23/2006,  Completed 10/23/2006

The Spectacle

by rosewood

The Defense Against the Dark Arts professor acts rather peculiar.

717 Words,  Started 02/21/2010,  Completed 02/21/2010

All Pox'd Up

by Southern_Witch_69

Severus is determined to do something Hermione says he can't.

170 Words,  Started 09/13/2009,  Completed 09/13/2009

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

by Keppiehed

Harry and Ron play ding-dong-dash, and Lucius uses that to his advantage.

1,357 Words,  Started 01/04/2011,  Completed 01/04/2011

Herovillainy 4

by ladyofthemasque

Herovillain is at it again, torturing me with these...vignettes of SS/HG. Here's hoping you suffer enjoy reading them as much as I did writing them!

878 Words,  Started 09/10/2006,  Completed 09/10/2006

Holidays

by chivalric

Going on holidays with Muggles is a nightmare for Professor Snape until he discovers what relaxes his wife – considerably.

1,383 Words,  Started 11/23/2007,  Completed 11/23/2007