I'm so glad I gave you a good laugh.  LOL, I could just picture that little evil guy crawling through that anal cavity just mumbling to himself.  He really isn't going to have it easy for a very long time.Thank you for taking the time to read this and review.

Yeah man!  He's going to see that he's got to work for his living!I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter.

Darn, sorry I made you sick while you were eating, but hey at least I made you laugh!Oh for sure Severus will have his turn at Voldegnome.  He needs someone to test a few potions out.  No worries, he will get his day.Thanks for the wonderful compliment there at the end.I'm glad you enjoyed this chapter.

LOL, sick bitch huh?  Thank you!  I'm very happy you enjoyed this chapter.  Heck, Voldegnome deserves that and so much more.  That's just the beginning.  And thanks for the comment about Severus and Hermione.  I'd hoped to get their reactions to the scene close to what they might actually do if we go by their canon characterizations.Thanks for keeping up here. 

LOL, thanks!  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Thanks!  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Hey June!  I'm glad you liked the chapter and that it gave you a much needed laugh.  I do plan on a longer chapter for Severus and Hermione, but I made their part short because I wanted to get that out of the way so that they could be together unhindered.I'll do my best with the lemons.And I know what you mean about your son.  I don't have any kids of my own (well none that I know of, heh) but my brother's kids and my friends kids are growing up so fast.  It's like one minute they're in diapers and the next they're begging for cell phones and ipods!Anyway, I'm happy I brought you a little joy today.  Thanks for taking the time to read this and review.

LOL, well you planted the seed after all.  I'm glad you liked it.  I was thinking, "now what would be something totally mortifying for Voldy to do?"Pythonesque?  Now that is one great compliment.  I love Monty Python!I'm glad you enjoyed this and that it gave you a good laugh.  Thanks for taking the time to review.

Thanks!  I'm glad I gave you a laugh.

LOL, I'm glad you got a good laugh at that.  This did start off a bit dark.  Which is odd because when I originally thought of the idea I wanted to make it this funny story about Severus trying to live a normal life with Voldemort inside of him making him look like a nut.  But it turned into something darker.  Now that I'm nearing the end, I decided to bring the humor back, at Voldegnomes expense that is.I'm posting the next chapter this morning.  I hope you enjoy that one as well.

Yes, I can't leave them like they were.  I've got the next chapter started.  It's going to start off with more Voldegnome, but I'll end it with some SS/HG.Thanks for reading and taking the time to review.

I liked it too, and thanks for your additions.  They worked very well.  LOL, it would be fun to have Voldy wind up something's snack, but I'm thinking he's got to be humbled and that's way more fun to write.The whole Severus/Hermione thing has me walking on eggshells.  On the one hand I don't want them to get back into it so soon, but on the other hand, she's aware if wasn't him who raped her.  And she was raped.  It's not easy coming back from something like that.  I should have a new chapter ready soon.  My boss is out of town so it's a bit easier for me to write at work and not worry about getting caught.Thanks for reviewing.

IThanks, I'm glad you liked the chapter.  Since I've had so much drama in this story, I thought it could use a bit of humor now.I've got a few things in store for our little friend.Thanks for taking the time to review.

I love giving Lucius those kind of lines.  LOL, you know I was looking at some pictures of gnomes and they are actually kind of cute, in a gnomey sort of way.  I'll see if I can post a picture in the next chapter I put up.I think I can have some fun with Voldegnome here.  I was planning on just finishing this chapter and maybe another, but I might have a few more in me if I am to somewhat rehabilitate the little guy.Thanks for sticking with this.  I appreciate you always taking the time to review.

You know, I sort of see him more as Mouldygnome but maybe a trip to a muggle vet could cool his temper?  Molly Weasley really needs some help round the house or....mucking out the Hippogriff stables *evil snigger* without gloves or a shovel?  *more evil giggles*  I'll always stick by your work...it's consistently excellent, humour and senility abound and also (but very important) not even slightly tedious as some authors are prone to be when writing novel length fics!

Oh thank you so much for that last compliment.  I always try to put a bit of everything in a story.  I think it makes it more interesting.  I also try to write different things.  I know I don't like reading the same story over and over again.You know, I do like that idea of shoveling some Hippogriff dung.  I think Hagrid's going to put the little man to work for sure.

I'm glad you liked the chapter.  I will probably start the next chapter tomorrow.  My boss is away for a few days so I can do some writing here.  Then again, I do writing here when he's not out of town.Thanks for reading and taking the time to review.

It's a good thing that it was a gnome Ron was carrying, it certainly could have been worse.Thanks for reviewing!

I like Amethystique's idea of getting ol' Vold *evil cackle* NEUTERED.     LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  doing the grossest chores Hagrid and others can come up with is the most righteous KARMA for Moldynuts.

Oh, he'll be doing chores all right.

Thanks.

i like what ron said i think old vold should be use a kick ball and a baseball.

LOL, then he'd really go after Ron's crotch.

LOL, Ron is so good for those comedic moments.  I'm glad you liked that scene.  I had fun visualising it.I wanted to get Severus and Hermione back to his home.  I think that will be good for them to begin their relationship once agian there, after some major redecorating.Thanks for keeping up with this.

how could i not keep up with this...you had me hook the first paragraph oh the first chapter...there are only 3 other authors that have been able to do that to me...#1 being ruth...she is da bomb...lol...but i so love this story...i cannot wait to see wands blasting in his home...it will be so kewl...take care...

OMG, Ruth is incredible.  She get's me hooked every single time.  I wasn't sure if I would be able to read the new story, since it started out a bit angsty, but man that woman can write.  I'm getting a bit nervous though, don't want any of the good guys dying.I feel honored that you have me in such a category.  I'm happy that you were so intrigued from the beginning.

Only the gnomes around Hagrid's hut are a little bigger than the normal gnomes.  I had read that gnomes are only about 15cm high, but I wanted to make him bigger so I had added that bit of Hagrid and Professor Sprouts formula.I think I'll have them magically give him regular teeth.  It won't do to have a sharped toothed Voldegnome running around.LOL, I think Minerva just wanted to give him a playmate.  She's obviiously not seeing the big picture.Thanks for reading this and keeping up with this.

could always give his nether regions a snip snip..

the good old fashion muggle way.

LOL, maybe a bris?

Hey thanks, I'm glad you liked it.I love giving Lucius those kind of lines.I think living as a small gnome should be very interesting for Voldegnome.

Agreed. Especially if he's stripped of all his powers. Talk about pissing a Dark Lord off !

LOL, sorry for teh cliffie, but it seemed like a good place to stop.  I actually had planned on stopping just after Hermione yelled the Unforgivable, but June said I'd have the villagers after me with torches and pitchforks, so I opted to just write a bit more.I'm working on the next chapter.  Hopefully I can have it up some time this week.Thanks for reading this and taking the time to review.

I'd hoped it would be.  LOL, I tried to downplay the fact Ron was carrying the gnome.Thanks for keeping up with this.I should have a new chapter up soon.

I'm so happy you enjoyed the chapter.  I tried to jam as much as I could into it.  I couldn't kill Severus, no way!  But, Voldemort now has his own really small body! I'm hoping to have the next chapter up some time early next week.Thanks so much for reading this and taking the time to review.

I debated making him a house elf, but I thought he'd probably then have the powerful magic house elves have.  I'll have to check to see if gnomes are magical, since I'm not sure.If they are, I can't see it being very powerful.

as a gnome he can be kill easly by someone's foot.

LOL, you know I'll need to have a look on the net.I sort of imagine gnomes being maybe like a foot or two tall.

Thanks!  I originally thought of making him either a poodle or a monkey, but then, why the heck would Ron be carrying either one?  I thought a gnome made a bit more sense.I don't have any ideas yet as to what I want to do when I finish this one, but I'll certainly post anything I come up with.Thank you for taking the time to read this.