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Potions Under Duress Rhyme and Reason
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Rhyme and Reason

1: Restricted Section

2: A Peep Inside the Book

3: Pop Go the Weasleys

4: A Roll in the Hay

5: My, What Big Eyes You Have

6: ...And When They Were Down, They Were Down...

7: One, Two, Unbuckle My Shoe

8: Happily Ever After?

Rhyme and Reason

DawnEB

59 Reviews   |   59 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )

Humor Romance Slash Potions Under Duress 6,998 Words 8 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Very loosely based on Ladyofthemasque's 'Lost in a Book' challenge. Severus and Hermione have problems with a book in the Restricted Section. Will they ever get together and get home? Brief appearances by a number of HP characters, and a suggestion of slash. Rating for safety, nothing too graphic

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Chapters (8)

Chapter 1: Restricted Section

Chapter 2: A Peep Inside the Book

Chapter 3: Pop Go the Weasleys

Chapter 4: A Roll in the Hay

Chapter 5: My, What Big Eyes You Have

Chapter 6: ...And When They Were Down, They Were Down...

Chapter 7: One, Two, Unbuckle My Shoe

Chapter 8: Happily Ever After?


About DawnEB

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DawnEB

Member Since 2005  |  22 Stories  |  Favorited by 31  |  236 Reviews Written  |  276 Review Responses

55 year old UK female with nothing better to do with her time than read fanfic (and occassionally d(r)abble a little herself). Married with 3 kids (two girls and a boy, 22, 18 & 14 years). Been with husband Brian for *gulp* 30 years; we met digging up bodies in the same cemetery - seriously :}


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Not archived here: Drabbles/ficlets on LJ mainly at grangersnape100, some at snape100 & hpcon_envy, plus a slow migration to AO3

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0/10

EverMystique

Very cute story. Entertaining indeed.

10/10

ladyluv

Funny and unique way to get them together - very interesting.

10/10

ladyluv

Interesting - the are now half undressed - I cannot wait to see what happens next.

9/10

ladyluv

Good set-up of them both thinking that they want to set this to rights because they want more -cannot wait to see what happens.

10/10

ladyluv

What a sensual little scene between Hermione and Remus the wolf - later - oh man he does not know her very well.

9/10

ladyluv

The latest chapter was cute and funny - the whole Blue/Black episode was cute - good writing.

10/10

ladyluv

Oh crap - when Severus is angry like this - he is so scary - I thought he was going to strike her almost - I cannot wait to read the next chapter to find out what happened to them.

10/10

ladyluv

Interesting first chapter - I cannot wait to see what happens with this book and if they survived the fall.

10/10

ladyluv

I do not blame her from running - wand or no - Severus can be scary as all get out when angered.

0/10

MollysSister

Oh this was loads of fun! I am so glad you wrote it!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed it - I enjoyed writing it

10/10

Twilexis

Oi!! Don't blame me!!!I'm innocent, i tell ya!!!It's all tubbles' fault. And lotm. I'm completely innocent. (i wish)-=Liz=-

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Hahaha - methinks the lady doth protest to much!wormey's response: I'm notgoing to agree with you on the grounds that I like being in the Mob...-Liz

0/10

Lady Apythia

This was hysterical! I laughed out loud at the image of Snape in a hoop skirt.  It was very enjoyable. And that particular wolf Remus was rather quite interesting as well. Great response to the challenge!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I'm glad you liked it.  Wolf has signed up for the sequel, along with a whole new cast list.  Release date: next December.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Muahahaha! Black deserved it! Oh, sorry... Blue deserved it.

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Hehe.  I like fulfilling Severus's fantasies ;)

9/10

ShilohDarke

ROFLMAO!!!! That was soo cute! I can just imagine Snape in a get-up like that! My God, he has to be livid! I love it! I look forward to more!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Yes, not a happy Snape.  There is more of the dress to come :D

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Yes, not a happy Snape.  There is more of the dress to come :D 

0/10

magicmistress

Very entertaining.  Snape really should be more careful about scaring random people  --  B

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

He's eventually going to regret scaring Hermione, in more ways than one.  Thanks for the review.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

Little Bo Snape has lost his, um...darn it, there's nothign apropos to rhyme with 'Snape'!  Or 'Snark'--Ooh, I have it!

 Little Sev Peep has snarled at his sheep, and she's run off into the wood!  He can't change the dress, and is stuck in this mess--but the next chapter is sure to be good!

...More, please!  ~Lotm

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Hahahahacoughsplutter *reaches for cough remedy* 

I'm uploading as fast as I can, and am already working (in collaberation) on the Seasonal sequel.

I'm, also working, on, my overenthusiastic; punctuation.':,.;!!  :)

6/10

chyara

so where is the rest of the story?

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I'm only allowed to upload 2 chapters at a time for validation, so as soon as one is posted I upload another.  Then I have to wait until the wonderful and hardworking Admins finish tutting at my lousy punctuation.  Don't worry, it's getting there :) *runs off to upload next chapter*

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Hahaha... Love the comparison of the Weasleys with the woman that lived in a shoe! And Bo Peep? ahahahahha! Priceless

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Glad you're enjoying it :)

0/10

KiraAlexia

Fun. Love Snape in the dress

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I had much more fun with Snape in that dress than I could have imagined before I started, although I think it was the frilly knickers that got me hooked :D

0/10

tubbles14

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sevie in a dress! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely done! Poor Sevie with the emotional issues too. MORE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

THE TubblesKiss

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

You do realise this is all your fault, don't you?  I've even credited you as being to blame in the notes after the last chapter.

Response from tubbles14 (Reviewer)

Of course it's my fault! It's always my fault and I revel in that fact! I'm like the Goddess of mischief and chaos. Bask in my confusing and annoying presence!

 *incert evil cackle here*

TUBBLES!Cool

8/10

Anijade

very interesting start

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you.  I hope I can keep people interested.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

I can't wait to see what happens next! hehe great start!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thanks :)

0/10

ladyofthemasque

Hmm.  Needs More, Please!  ~Lotm

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

As soon as I can get through validation :)  It's complete, just 8 short chapters.

0/10

ShilohDarke

very good start! I am looking forward to reading more!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you.  More is on the way. 

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

I can imagine snape so clearly. Hahaha! Too funny. I'm interested in seeing who lives in the home they are going to.

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

It's a refuge for those extra commas you keep evicting for me :D  Thank you

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