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Rhyme and Reason Chapter 6: ...And When They Were Down, They Were Down...
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Rhyme and Reason

1: Restricted Section

2: A Peep Inside the Book

3: Pop Go the Weasleys

4: A Roll in the Hay

5: My, What Big Eyes You Have

6: ...And When They Were Down, They Were Down...

7: One, Two, Unbuckle My Shoe

8: Happily Ever After?

...And When They Were Down, They Were Down...

Rhyme and Reason

Chapter 6 of 8

DawnEB

Very loosely based on Ladyofthemasque's 'Lost in a Book' challenge. Severus and Hermione have problems with a book in the Restricted Section. Will they ever get together and get home? Brief appearances by a number of HP characters, and a suggestion of slash. Rating for safety, nothing too graphic

Humor Romance Slash Potions Under Duress 6,998 Words 8 Chapters Complete
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Severus Snape sat by the stream at the bottom of the meadow. He had been thinking about his reactions -- okay, overreactions -- to Hermione earlier. He was coming to the conclusion that she was the one witch he didn't want to scare off, but he'd probably already blown that.

Since her return to Hogwarts Severus had been noticing her and the way she had matured. She made a more than tolerable companion at mealtimes, she had spotted the dry if acerbic humour in his comments, she had almost always been respectful towards him, and even the few times he had caught her teasing him it had been in a gentle, good natured way he secretly enjoyed. What could he do to regain her trust?

Regardless of the way his skirts belled out over him, Severus lay back across the bank above the stream and drifted off to sleep. Perhaps after a nap his headache would ease, and he'd figure out a way to get them out of this situation. He could worry about his relationship with Miss Granger later.

Over on the other side of the meadow, where the woods thinned out, Hermione stepped into the sunshine. A noise further down made her pause, and she was treated to the sight of a rather ursine looking Crabbe, Goyle and Bulstrode chasing Draco Malfoy out of the woods. Goyle was waving a broken chair leg over his head while Millicent carried an empty bowl. Hermione's laughter pealed across the meadow as they ran out of sight.

Severus sat up quickly, shaking his head. He'd dreamed of Hermione, heard her light laughter as he'd held her in his arms and twirled her round, his heart bursting with the knowledge that she was happy to be with him. Looking around however proved that he was, as usual, alone.

Further upstream and hidden by a clump of bushes, Hermione sat and watched the water bubble over the rocks on the shallow bed. She wondered if Severus had calmed down yet. She missed him and knew he would be amused by the tale of the three 'bears' chasing Draco Goldilocks. Perhaps he would have been even more amused to have experienced it with her? Hermione's mind drifted with the stream and she found herself wondering how much of her other adventure she would have liked to share with Severus. She shivered as she remembered the touch of the Wolf, but when she replayed it in her mind the fingers that ran over her skin were longer and the eyes that held her captive were dark and sensual.

Where had that come from? Hermione smirked at the idea of Severus Snape turning some of the passion he displayed in his anger into seduction, especially on her. She'd be lucky if he went as far as tolerating her after her performance earlier. A sense of loss settled on the witch. When had she developed this need for the dark brooding man to be part of her life? More importantly, why did she yearn to be part of his, no matter in how small a capacity?

Standing, Hermione decided to try looking for Severus over the other side of the meadow. She tried to jump over the stream but slipped on the muddy bank opposite, falling back into the water. Spluttering and shaking the water from her hair Hermione dragged herself back up the bank. She was soaked to the skin. Looking around she smiled ruefully. Might as well strip and lay out her clothes to dry in the warm sun, her bra and briefs were probably more substantial than the bikini she'd worn to beaches she'd visited last year. With this thought in mind, Hermione lay back on the grass to enjoy the sun.

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Latest 25 Reviews for Rhyme and Reason

59 Reviews  |  7.29/10 Average

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EverMystique

Very cute story. Entertaining indeed.

10/10

ladyluv

Funny and unique way to get them together - very interesting.

10/10

ladyluv

Interesting - the are now half undressed - I cannot wait to see what happens next.

9/10

ladyluv

Good set-up of them both thinking that they want to set this to rights because they want more -cannot wait to see what happens.

10/10

ladyluv

What a sensual little scene between Hermione and Remus the wolf - later - oh man he does not know her very well.

9/10

ladyluv

The latest chapter was cute and funny - the whole Blue/Black episode was cute - good writing.

10/10

ladyluv

Oh crap - when Severus is angry like this - he is so scary - I thought he was going to strike her almost - I cannot wait to read the next chapter to find out what happened to them.

10/10

ladyluv

Interesting first chapter - I cannot wait to see what happens with this book and if they survived the fall.

10/10

ladyluv

I do not blame her from running - wand or no - Severus can be scary as all get out when angered.

0/10

MollysSister

Oh this was loads of fun! I am so glad you wrote it!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you for the review.  I'm glad you enjoyed it - I enjoyed writing it

10/10

Twilexis

Oi!! Don't blame me!!!I'm innocent, i tell ya!!!It's all tubbles' fault. And lotm. I'm completely innocent. (i wish)-=Liz=-

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Hahaha - methinks the lady doth protest to much!wormey's response: I'm notgoing to agree with you on the grounds that I like being in the Mob...-Liz

0/10

Lady Apythia

This was hysterical! I laughed out loud at the image of Snape in a hoop skirt.  It was very enjoyable. And that particular wolf Remus was rather quite interesting as well. Great response to the challenge!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I'm glad you liked it.  Wolf has signed up for the sequel, along with a whole new cast list.  Release date: next December.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Muahahaha! Black deserved it! Oh, sorry... Blue deserved it.

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Hehe.  I like fulfilling Severus's fantasies ;)

9/10

ShilohDarke

ROFLMAO!!!! That was soo cute! I can just imagine Snape in a get-up like that! My God, he has to be livid! I love it! I look forward to more!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Yes, not a happy Snape.  There is more of the dress to come :D

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Yes, not a happy Snape.  There is more of the dress to come :D 

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magicmistress

Very entertaining.  Snape really should be more careful about scaring random people  --  B

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

He's eventually going to regret scaring Hermione, in more ways than one.  Thanks for the review.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

Little Bo Snape has lost his, um...darn it, there's nothign apropos to rhyme with 'Snape'!  Or 'Snark'--Ooh, I have it!

 Little Sev Peep has snarled at his sheep, and she's run off into the wood!  He can't change the dress, and is stuck in this mess--but the next chapter is sure to be good!

...More, please!  ~Lotm

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Hahahahacoughsplutter *reaches for cough remedy* 

I'm uploading as fast as I can, and am already working (in collaberation) on the Seasonal sequel.

I'm, also working, on, my overenthusiastic; punctuation.':,.;!!  :)

6/10

chyara

so where is the rest of the story?

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I'm only allowed to upload 2 chapters at a time for validation, so as soon as one is posted I upload another.  Then I have to wait until the wonderful and hardworking Admins finish tutting at my lousy punctuation.  Don't worry, it's getting there :) *runs off to upload next chapter*

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Hahaha... Love the comparison of the Weasleys with the woman that lived in a shoe! And Bo Peep? ahahahahha! Priceless

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Glad you're enjoying it :)

0/10

KiraAlexia

Fun. Love Snape in the dress

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I had much more fun with Snape in that dress than I could have imagined before I started, although I think it was the frilly knickers that got me hooked :D

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tubbles14

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sevie in a dress! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely done! Poor Sevie with the emotional issues too. MORE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

THE TubblesKiss

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

You do realise this is all your fault, don't you?  I've even credited you as being to blame in the notes after the last chapter.

Response from tubbles14 (Reviewer)

Of course it's my fault! It's always my fault and I revel in that fact! I'm like the Goddess of mischief and chaos. Bask in my confusing and annoying presence!

 *incert evil cackle here*

TUBBLES!Cool

8/10

Anijade

very interesting start

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you.  I hope I can keep people interested.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

I can't wait to see what happens next! hehe great start!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thanks :)

0/10

ladyofthemasque

Hmm.  Needs More, Please!  ~Lotm

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

As soon as I can get through validation :)  It's complete, just 8 short chapters.

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ShilohDarke

very good start! I am looking forward to reading more!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you.  More is on the way. 

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

I can imagine snape so clearly. Hahaha! Too funny. I'm interested in seeing who lives in the home they are going to.

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

It's a refuge for those extra commas you keep evicting for me :D  Thank you

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