My, What Big Eyes You Have
Chapter 5 of 8
DawnEBVery loosely based on Ladyofthemasque's 'Lost in a Book' challenge. Severus and Hermione have problems with a book in the Restricted Section. Will they ever get together and get home? Brief appearances by a number of HP characters, and a suggestion of slash. Rating for safety, nothing too graphic
ReviewedHermione stumbled through the trees, putting as much distance between herself and Snape as possible. He had scared her badly, his temper slipping in and out apparently uncontrollably.
If she gave him enough time to come to terms with things, maybe then they could work on how to get out of here, wherever here was. Were they actually in the book, or perhaps transported to some kind of simulacrum, or possibly just their minds projected into an illusion?
Sitting down on a log, Hermione thought over what Snape had said. He was right of course. She'd been warned of the dangers whilst working in the Restricted Section and usually was so much more careful. It had been the end of a long day and she was tired, but it was still no excuse for her negligence. She sighed. She didn't want Severus to be angry with her, she had found that so long as she trod carefully around certain subjects he was quite enjoyable company and she had high hopes of furthering the tentative friendship. When she plucked up the courage to go back to him, she would apologise. If he had calmed down. Right now she felt safer here in this wood.
A few minutes later she began to regret her decision. Strange sounds seemed to surround her, and long shadows moved through the trees. Suddenly Hermione tensed as a shadow seemed to detach itself from the rest, creeping stealthily towards her. Steeling her courage, the witch leapt to her feet and spun around.
"Remus!" Hermione started to move towards her friend, then stopped in confusion. This man had a confident look on his face as he leaned nonchalantly against a tree, flipping a coin. He was dressed in a sharp suit with shiny shoes and had slicked back hair. His eyes looked her over in a way that made her slightly uncomfortable, but brought a flush to her cheeks. He caught the coin and slipped it into his trouser pocket, drawing her eye to his groin as he seemed to fumble around in there for a moment longer than necessary.
"You can call me whatever you like, babe, just call me," he intoned seductively. Hermione rolled her eyes at the line but felt herself getting hotter and reached down to loosen the top of her fleece. 'Remus' followed the movement with his eyes.
"Now, what is a succulent morsel such as yourself doing out here all alone, hmm?" He pushed himself away from the tree and slunk around her like a predator circling its prey. Hermione felt like she didn't mind being this beast's prey when suddenly he was holding her hand, his thumb making circles across the inside of her wrist.
"Come on, you can trust me. What sent you off into the woods all on your own like this?" His voice was soothing, his eyes were golden and hypnotic, and Hermione found herself confiding in him as he sat her back down on the log beside him.
"Severus, I mean Professor Snape, he lost his temper with me, and I thought it prudent to be elsewhere for a while... Oh!"
Hermione felt his lips touch the inside of her wrist where his thumb had been before, and she looked down into those big golden eyes which held hers unblinking as he traced a row of kisses up her inner forearm, the final one ending with a swirl of his tongue across the sensitive skin on the inside of her elbow. Hermione's eyes closed, and her head rolled back. She felt him breathing in her scent from just below her ear before blazing a trail down her neck and across her collarbone, sucking and nipping as he went. She moaned deeply. His hand slipped down her throat and into her fleece, and just when had he loosened it that far?
His breath fell on her lips, and she opened her eyes to find his staring down at her, his face moving in to close that gap...
"So there you are!"
The Wolf leapt to his feet, and Hermione fell backwards off the log. As she scrambled to her knees Hermione saw him placating the young woman who stood a few yards away with her arms folded across her chest and tapping her foot. Hermione noted a basket caught in one elbow, and the tight t shirt and short skirt worn under a red hooded cloak, which clashed horribly with her bubble gum pink hair.
"Come on, babe, you know I'm only kidding around. There's no one I'd rather chase through the woods than you. Now, you got something for old Wolfy here to sink his teeth into today?"
As the other woman allowed herself to be led away, Hermione saw the Wolf look back over his shoulder, wink and mouth 'later' at her. Shaking herself, she decided to head back to the meadow and Severus before any more trouble found her.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Rhyme and Reason
59 Reviews | 7.29/10 Average
Very cute story. Entertaining indeed.
Funny and unique way to get them together - very interesting.
Interesting - the are now half undressed - I cannot wait to see what happens next.
Good set-up of them both thinking that they want to set this to rights because they want more -cannot wait to see what happens.
What a sensual little scene between Hermione and Remus the wolf - later - oh man he does not know her very well.
The latest chapter was cute and funny - the whole Blue/Black episode was cute - good writing.
Oh crap - when Severus is angry like this - he is so scary - I thought he was going to strike her almost - I cannot wait to read the next chapter to find out what happened to them.
Interesting first chapter - I cannot wait to see what happens with this book and if they survived the fall.
I do not blame her from running - wand or no - Severus can be scary as all get out when angered.
Oh this was loads of fun! I am so glad you wrote it!
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Thank you for the review. I'm glad you enjoyed it - I enjoyed writing it
Oi!! Don't blame me!!!I'm innocent, i tell ya!!!It's all tubbles' fault. And lotm. I'm completely innocent. (i wish)-=Liz=-
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Hahaha - methinks the lady doth protest to much!wormey's response: I'm notgoing to agree with you on the grounds that I like being in the Mob...-Liz
This was hysterical! I laughed out loud at the image of Snape in a hoop skirt. It was very enjoyable. And that particular wolf Remus was rather quite interesting as well. Great response to the challenge!
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
I'm glad you liked it. Wolf has signed up for the sequel, along with a whole new cast list. Release date: next December.
Muahahaha! Black deserved it! Oh, sorry... Blue deserved it.
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Hehe. I like fulfilling Severus's fantasies ;)
ROFLMAO!!!! That was soo cute! I can just imagine Snape in a get-up like that! My God, he has to be livid! I love it! I look forward to more!
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Yes, not a happy Snape. There is more of the dress to come :D
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Yes, not a happy Snape. There is more of the dress to come :D
Very entertaining. Snape really should be more careful about scaring random people -- B
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
He's eventually going to regret scaring Hermione, in more ways than one. Thanks for the review.
Little Bo Snape has lost his, um...darn it, there's nothign apropos to rhyme with 'Snape'! Or 'Snark'--Ooh, I have it!
Little Sev Peep has snarled at his sheep, and she's run off into the wood! He can't change the dress, and is stuck in this mess--but the next chapter is sure to be good!
...More, please! ~Lotm
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Hahahahacoughsplutter *reaches for cough remedy*
I'm uploading as fast as I can, and am already working (in collaberation) on the Seasonal sequel.
I'm, also working, on, my overenthusiastic; punctuation.':,.;!! :)
so where is the rest of the story?
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
I'm only allowed to upload 2 chapters at a time for validation, so as soon as one is posted I upload another. Then I have to wait until the wonderful and hardworking Admins finish tutting at my lousy punctuation. Don't worry, it's getting there :) *runs off to upload next chapter*
Hahaha... Love the comparison of the Weasleys with the woman that lived in a shoe! And Bo Peep? ahahahahha! Priceless
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Glad you're enjoying it :)
Fun. Love Snape in the dress
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
I had much more fun with Snape in that dress than I could have imagined before I started, although I think it was the frilly knickers that got me hooked :D
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sevie in a dress! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely done! Poor Sevie with the emotional issues too. MORE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
THE Tubbles
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
You do realise this is all your fault, don't you? I've even credited you as being to blame in the notes after the last chapter.
Response from tubbles14 (Reviewer)
Of course it's my fault! It's always my fault and I revel in that fact! I'm like the Goddess of mischief and chaos. Bask in my confusing and annoying presence!
*incert evil cackle here*
TUBBLES!
very interesting start
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Thank you. I hope I can keep people interested.
I can't wait to see what happens next! hehe great start!
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Thanks :)
Hmm. Needs More, Please! ~Lotm
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
As soon as I can get through validation :) It's complete, just 8 short chapters.
very good start! I am looking forward to reading more!
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
Thank you. More is on the way.
I can imagine snape so clearly. Hahaha! Too funny. I'm interested in seeing who lives in the home they are going to.
Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)
It's a refuge for those extra commas you keep evicting for me :D Thank you