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Potions Under Duress Rhyme and Reason
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Rhyme and Reason

1: Restricted Section

2: A Peep Inside the Book

3: Pop Go the Weasleys

4: A Roll in the Hay

5: My, What Big Eyes You Have

6: ...And When They Were Down, They Were Down...

7: One, Two, Unbuckle My Shoe

8: Happily Ever After?

Rhyme and Reason

DawnEB

59 Reviews   |   59 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )

Humor Romance Slash Potions Under Duress 6,998 Words 8 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Very loosely based on Ladyofthemasque's 'Lost in a Book' challenge. Severus and Hermione have problems with a book in the Restricted Section. Will they ever get together and get home? Brief appearances by a number of HP characters, and a suggestion of slash. Rating for safety, nothing too graphic

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Chapters (8)

Chapter 1: Restricted Section

Chapter 2: A Peep Inside the Book

Chapter 3: Pop Go the Weasleys

Chapter 4: A Roll in the Hay

Chapter 5: My, What Big Eyes You Have

Chapter 6: ...And When They Were Down, They Were Down...

Chapter 7: One, Two, Unbuckle My Shoe

Chapter 8: Happily Ever After?


About DawnEB

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DawnEB

Member Since 2005  |  22 Stories  |  Favorited by 31  |  236 Reviews Written  |  276 Review Responses

55 year old UK female with nothing better to do with her time than read fanfic (and occassionally d(r)abble a little herself). Married with 3 kids (two girls and a boy, 22, 18 & 14 years). Been with husband Brian for *gulp* 30 years; we met digging up bodies in the same cemetery - seriously :}


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Not archived here: Drabbles/ficlets on LJ mainly at grangersnape100, some at snape100 & hpcon_envy, plus a slow migration to AO3

Reviews for Rhyme and Reason

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10/10

Southern_Witch_69

haha! I forgot to leave a review, dang it! Hehehe! Loved Snape's knickers... and the light-hearted story. Good job.

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I appreciate all your kind reviews.  Thank you.

9/10

queenp

Having seen the conversations on MoITWF, I had an idea from the start about this...it was very well written. I like the way you cast so many of the characters into the story...WELL DONE... I enjoyed it!!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you :)  I tried to fit a good few cliches in too.

0/10

KiraAlexia

Great Story. It was hilarious.

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I'm really glad you liked it.  Thanks for the reviews.

0/10

ladyofthemasque

Mmmm, frilly knickers....  lol!  ~Lotm

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Like I said, I have my reasons ;D

0/10

tubbles14

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! *gasping* Sevie.......frilly.....knickers....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!Tubbles, who needs no excuse because she was born to cause manic mayhem where ever she goes and apparently rabid plot bunnies too... *snicker*Cool

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

That's all we need, a rabid plot bunny generator. 

0/10

ladyofthemasque

*PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*  Now write and post more, please!  ~Lotm

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Last chapter is finished and on its way.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Oh, my! Very nice! Just what I was hoping for!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

So glad I could oblige :) Thanks for the nice reviews.

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Uh oh! Muahahaha... under clothing only, eh? I wonder what will happen next! Lol

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Could be more under clothing, could be less... ;)

0/10

KiraAlexia

Fun... Can't wait to see what happens

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Glad you like it

0/10

tubbles14

(O.o).... Reamus the Randy Wolf.... *howls* Where can I find my own? *snicker*I do wonder how it is my fault that Sevie-poo is a crossdresser...I was think about that all night...*shrugs*TUBBLES!!Cool

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

No, it was just your suggestion about him being in a children's story rather than a Bodice Ripper.  I'm the one who, after a long chain of ideas sped through what passes for my brain, ended up with Snape as Bo Peep.  I have my reasons :)Then again, I wasn't the one thinking about Sev-in-a-dress all night ...

Response from tubbles14 (Reviewer)

HEY! I was thinking of the easy access...yeah, that's it... the easy access... *snerk*

10/10

Southern_Witch_69

Hahaha! Brilliant. I hadn't thought about Remus the wolf even after I saw Blue. ~muahahah~ This is great!

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you, although I have to admit I didn't think of Remus/Wolf at first either. that was my husband's suggestion as I outlined ch. 4 to him.

10/10

aura

Loved it!   Caused much laughter.

A quick and fun read.  ^_^

LotM was a very lucky birthday girl to get such a gift. 

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I'm glad you enjoyed it

10/10

Chibeh

HahahahaI loved this tale :D

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

I'm glad you liked it :)  Thanks for the review

10/10

mick42

A very fun story, thank you.

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

Thank you, for this and all the nice comments

10/10

mick42

Well I hope they don't pop back into the library like that, there will be a scandal.

10/10

mick42

They are both heading in the same direction now.

10/10

mick42

What a sleaze little red Tonks, is welcome to him.

10/10

mick42

 Now that has got to put him in a better mood, Severus that is ,Black, not so much.

10/10

mick42

Oh dear, Bo-Snape had best retrieve his "sheep" ,or he will never get out.

10/10

mick42

A very funny start. I hope Hermione is ok, an angry Snape, is a deadly Snape.

10/10

mick42

Thanks to Severus, we are off to a flying start.

10/10

braye27

Very cleverly put together and a fun romp to read!  I'm so glad it was a featured story cuz I hadn't read it before.Thanks, Beth

Response from DawnEB (Author of Rhyme and Reason)

*hugs*  Thank you for the nice comment.  I'm not surprised you missed it first time around, t was some time ago now.  Perhaps, with the hopeful upturn of my health, I can get around to re-editing or completing the things that are sitting on my hard drive,,, actually, I need to get that laptop fixed enough to recover them I miss writing

10/10

braye27

  She quirked an eyebrow as she looked up at their impromptu parasol.  This cracked me up!  I love the direction they are heading!

Beth

10/10

braye27

Great minds think alike, and I like the way Severus and Hermione are both thinking!!!

Beth

10/10

braye27

Go Dawn!  I love Remus the Wolf and Tonks with her pink hair and clashing red robe!


Beth

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