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'Twas the Night Before Deadline
by potterbrat
21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )This is a little rhyme I made up as a gift for the hard-working administrators at TPP. I did not have this beta'd, because my wonderful beta is one of the staff and this is a surprise.
535 Words, Started 11/27/2007, Completed 11/27/2007
In Charm's Way
by Annie Talbot
21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 26 Favorites )Severus and Hermione have a lot of reasons for taking a cruise, but becoming lovers isn’t one of them. Their stateroom, however, has another plan.
11,889 Words, Started 05/23/2010, Completed 05/27/2010
The Potions Master's Revenge
by debjunk
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Severus has had it with a co-worker. He decides to do something about it.
909 Words, Started 03/01/2009, Completed 03/01/2009
It's All in the Presentation
by sunny33
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )Dumbledore has finally flipped his lid and decided a cooking competition would be a good idea. Hermione has a plan to win over the judges. Snape and Lupin don't stand a chance.
1,707 Words, Started 05/11/2010, Completed 05/11/2010
The Severus Doll
by ancientgirl
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 71 Favorites )Severus suffers an interesting accident and it's all Neville's fault.
3,170 Words, Started 04/19/2005, Completed 04/19/2005
Of All the Cruise Ships in All the World
by linlawless
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Surprises (and romance?) abound for all who embark on a singles cruise to Tuscany. Written for the lovely Dreamy_Dragon in the 2012 SSHG exchange
19,927 Words, Started 04/29/2013, Completed 05/05/2013
From the Shack to Quiescence
by beaweasley2
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )This stroy has DH spoilers in it. It is an alternate plausible possibility in the story of Severus Snape regarding how the events unfolded in the Shrieking Shack and the outcome of a single act of kindnesses to a broken hero.
Twenty-two years of his life had been given over to following the desires of another; seventeen of them as Dumbledore’s man, which meant he served two masters as a servant, spy and pawn. Who could blame Severus for seeking solitude, inactivity and a life with peace, quiet and rest? Quiescence.
Carefully weaving the events begun in the Elder Wand, JK Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, (Scholastic Press, NY, 2007) pages 658-660 and evolving this into a story of survival, honor, abeyance and quiescence for a broken hero.
6,111 Words, Started 08/10/2007, Completed 08/10/2007
Lily and Petunia Having A Tea Party
by beaweasley2
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )As little girls, Lily and Petunia were thick as thieves, doing all the things little girls do. Including playing tea, sharing a little girl moment of happiness before the world of magic tore them apart.
97 Words, Started 09/20/2008, Completed 09/20/2008
Carpe Diem, Part Two
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )Back from two years abroad, a much-changed Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to ask a favour of the resident Potions master. Little did she expect to be taken far away from dreary Scotland as the only apprentice to Severus Snape, Potions master. Rated M to MA for later chapters. Does not stand alone. Read Part One first.
2,401 Words, Started 05/18/2010, Updated 05/18/2010
Fact or Fiction?
by blue artemis
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )The unspoken Weasley motto is: Never get Arthur angry.
528 Words, Started 09/29/2011, Completed 09/29/2011
The Hogwarts Stalker
by sunny33
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )This was posted for RDHolmantx for Drabble Night.
119 Words, Started 06/09/2008, Completed 06/09/2008
Celebrity Deathmatch
by Hechicera
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Muggle Studies? We don't need no stinkin' Muggle Studies!
545 Words, Started 10/06/2011, Completed 10/06/2011
Diving for Dunderheads
by a_bees_buzz
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite characters were actually penguins? No? Pity.
228 Words, Started 01/18/2008, Completed 01/18/2008
Dark Lord Rising
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )What could be worse than being thought to be the next Dark Lord?
537 Words, Started 10/07/2011, Completed 10/07/2011
Rhyme and Unreason
by dracontia
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 30 Favorites )"Sev and 'Mione were hexed most severe
Not much space for plot there, my dear
Limerick form's not inviting
To logically writing
And still squeezing lemons in there"
7,520 Words, Started 06/27/2006, Completed 06/27/2006
Hermione Has a Secret
by sunny33
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Severus suspects his new love is keeping something from him.
741 Words, Started 05/10/2009, Completed 05/10/2009
Educational Decree Thirty-Six
by Amethyst
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )The Ministry of Magic has added English Language Arts to the Hogwarts curriculum. The first essay: What I Did During My Summer Vacation
1,015 Words, Started 05/24/2009, Completed 05/24/2009
A Shameful Hobby Indeed
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Lucius is shocked by what he finds hidden in Draco's closet.
676 Words, Started 03/01/2009, Completed 03/01/2009
Strange Taste
by wingless
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )A fluffy, silly tale about a culinary delight which Hermione tries to share with three adult males one late evening at Grimmauld Place.
1,674 Words, Started 03/03/2010, Completed 03/03/2010
Back in Crack
by ubiquirk
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )This is a Crack!Fic – an intentional parody. It’s set in an alternate-universe version of Chapter 10 of ‘Back in Black.’ It probably helps to have read that first.
1,373 Words, Started 05/21/2007, Completed 05/21/2007
Fool for Lesser Things
by Fervesco
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 60 Favorites )Severus has been made a fool of one too many times. Will he risk it again to enjoy the pleasure of Hermione’s company?
7,024 Words, Started 05/11/2007, Completed 05/11/2007
The Gift
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.
112 Words, Started 05/10/2007, Completed 05/10/2007
Hen Night, Interrupted
by ayerf
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )Written for the Spousal Duties challenge on GS100.
1,181 Words, Started 05/08/2007, Completed 05/08/2007