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Celebrity Deathmatch

1: Celebrity Deathmatch

Celebrity Deathmatch

Hechicera

20 Reviews   |   20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 545 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Lucius Malfoy Ronald Weasley Tom Riddle (Voldemort)

Muggle Studies? We don't need no stinkin' Muggle Studies!

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Chapter 1: Celebrity Deathmatch


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0/10

Mazzy

Who knew that all the Order really had to do was plant a fake message on the Wireless to get all of Voldy's followers to desert him? :)

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herbologist

ROFL! You nearly killed me. The image of all those pops... oh heaven...

0/10

Owlbait

Hermione knows some good hexes :-)

10/10

ofankoma

Ssssuch a fabuloussss ssset of cursssesss there!  I stopped at Scrotum scrofulare and thought, 'Well here's a Latin verb I've never come across before: scrofulo, scrofulare, scrofulavi, scrofulatus.' And then I got it, and... OH MY GOODNESS! 

(Incidentally, I don't know if you've ever read HP in any other language than English, but the preservation of the snake hiss is at least there in both the Norwegian and Russian. When Harry sets that snake free, it's 'Takk sssskal du ha' and 'CCCСПАСИБО'.)

0/10

nata

If only! But I can see how Voldemort would be twarted with a Muggle technology where he wouldn't expect it. Dissolution of his circle is a just reward for an entertainment program on wizarding radio. Ironic, but poignant.

10/10

MuseAmusant

Too funny!

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marianne le fey

"You just can't help yourself, can you?"

Silly Ronald! If you're going to goad hungry witch, have the good sense to duck.

8/10

Severus49

"Sod it."

That and Hermione's curses...ROFL!!!

0/10

lady_rhian

Hee! Too funny. :-)

9/10

sweetflag

A great drabble.  Thank you.

10/10

nagandsev

LOL! Poor Death Eaters - hahaha! 'You just can't help yourself, can you?' Brilliant dynamics & banter between everyone!

0/10

quaffswinegaily

Voldie loses his minions and Ron loses his nadgers. It's a win / win as far as I can see.

0/10

debjunk

hahahahaha.  Who knew it would be that easy?

10/10

blue artemis

Harry wanted to see a cartoon?  I love it.

10/10

sunny33

“Sssssod it,” he said at last, and vanished.  That's it, Voldie, give up while you're ahead! :)

10/10

HBAR

I love your Hermione.  Poor confused Death Eaters.  They're going to pay when the truth comes out.  Unless Voldemort likes cartoons, er claymation.  Oh shut up, Hermione!

10/10

Aurette

'“You just can’t help yourself, can you?” said Ron...'
Best Ron line evar!

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

What on earth did they record and broadcast? Sword in the Stone? What?

Response from Hechicera (Author of Celebrity Deathmatch)

There's a clay animation show in the US called "Celebrity Deathmatch." (A quick YouTube search will yield lots of results). I had to do a little bit of time-turner cheating, because the first episode of CDM didn't really air until May of 1998.So what they recorded was an episode (which exists only in my imagination) featuring Merlin vs. Frankenstein.

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Rose of the West

Oh, no! Those Death Eaters will never be the same, lol

0/10

peppermint

Hermione's wand work is, as always, impressive. 

Response from Hechicera (Author of Celebrity Deathmatch)

I did love imagining "dingus minusculus"...

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