Humor
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Carpe Diem, Part Two
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )Back from two years abroad, a much-changed Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to ask a favour of the resident Potions master. Little did she expect to be taken far away from dreary Scotland as the only apprentice to Severus Snape, Potions master. Rated M to MA for later chapters. Does not stand alone. Read Part One first.
2,401 Words, Started 05/18/2010, Updated 05/18/2010
The 'Just Call Me G' Series
by duniazade
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )"To the run-of-the-mill Unspeakable, the Butterbeer distributor on the ninth underground level was just a disappointment."
409 Words, Started 03/26/2008, Completed 03/28/2008
Diving for Dunderheads
by a_bees_buzz
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite characters were actually penguins? No? Pity.
228 Words, Started 01/18/2008, Completed 01/18/2008
It's All in the Presentation
by sunny33
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )Dumbledore has finally flipped his lid and decided a cooking competition would be a good idea. Hermione has a plan to win over the judges. Snape and Lupin don't stand a chance.
1,707 Words, Started 05/11/2010, Completed 05/11/2010
Educational Decree Thirty-Six
by Amethyst
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )The Ministry of Magic has added English Language Arts to the Hogwarts curriculum. The first essay: What I Did During My Summer Vacation
1,015 Words, Started 05/24/2009, Completed 05/24/2009
Fact or Fiction?
by blue artemis
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )The unspoken Weasley motto is: Never get Arthur angry.
528 Words, Started 09/29/2011, Completed 09/29/2011
Of All the Cruise Ships in All the World
by linlawless
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Surprises (and romance?) abound for all who embark on a singles cruise to Tuscany. Written for the lovely Dreamy_Dragon in the 2012 SSHG exchange
19,927 Words, Started 04/29/2013, Completed 05/05/2013
Lily and Petunia Having A Tea Party
by beaweasley2
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )As little girls, Lily and Petunia were thick as thieves, doing all the things little girls do. Including playing tea, sharing a little girl moment of happiness before the world of magic tore them apart.
97 Words, Started 09/20/2008, Completed 09/20/2008
Hermione Has a Secret
by sunny33
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Severus suspects his new love is keeping something from him.
741 Words, Started 05/10/2009, Completed 05/10/2009
Seducing the Potions Master
by severina
20 Ratings, 0 Likes, 11 Favorites )Inspired by the conversation at Potter Place, this PWP is a spoof of lemons using all the cliches many readers detest.
992 Words, Started 01/19/2006, Completed 01/19/2006
A Pinch of This, A Dash of That
by starmom
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )A SS/HG story of food, passion and surly house-elves. In which we take an immediate hard right turn off the beaten canon to Silly Alternative Universe Land. A pinch of parody. A dash of cliché. Toss in a few OC’s and stir well. Serve hot.
- originally written for the Summer 2007 HG/SS Gift Exchange -
2008 Quill to Parchment Nominee: Best FanonHet; Best HumorFic; Best Mid-Length Fic
12,346 Words, Started 10/30/2007, Completed 11/02/2007
The Petulant Poetess
by chivalric
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )In her spare time Hermione Granger works for Witch Weekly, doing the corrections on recipes and interviews. Unfortunately, the editor is a pain in the ass and never takes her advice on stories he should print. Frustrated, she decides to do something about this problem. Dedicated to the founders and admins at TPP.
2,946 Words, Started 04/08/2008, Completed 04/08/2008
Severus’ New Clothes
by beaweasley2
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Hermione takes Severus shopping for a new suit.
263 Words, Started 02/15/2009, Completed 02/15/2009
I Will Always Love You
by neelix
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )A series of drabbles, Dolly Parton inspired.
4,040 Words, Started 07/13/2009, Completed 07/13/2009
The Dress Code Violation, or To Tickle a Dragon.
by banjobraids
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Apprentice Hermione has had it with the dress code.
1,497 Words, Started 06/06/2012, Completed 06/06/2012
A Sweet For A Wish
by septentrion
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 22 Favorites )Meeting a hag can be a life-altering experience. At least, it was for Severus.
4,256 Words, Started 08/15/2007, Completed 08/15/2007
Luna Lovegood and the Melancholic Cephalopod
by sunny33
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Luna makes a new friend.
1,674 Words, Started 04/10/2012, Completed 04/10/2012
Exceeds Expectations
by peppermint
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 13 Favorites )Snape goes on a diatribe and Hermione provides mental commentary.
605 Words, Started 10/18/2009, Completed 10/18/2009
Keine Panik
by Owlbait
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Grindelwald's followers attempt to leverage new technologies to give their side the advantage in their war for the Wizarding world.
441 Words, Started 10/06/2011, Completed 10/06/2011
Way Past Midnight
by chivalric
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 15 Favorites )A long night, a tired professor, a desperate thief – when coming home from an Order meeting, Snape has to face the consequences after dismissing a young Muggle as harmless.
4,710 Words, Started 09/13/2008, Completed 09/13/2008
Black Coffee, Blackmail
by HBAR
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )When Ginny has to have coffee, her friends get creative ... or lucky.
489 Words, Started 09/14/2011, Completed 09/14/2011
A Little Light Relief
by sunny33
19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )What is really behind Dumbledore's twinkle?
377 Words, Started 10/18/2009, Completed 10/18/2009