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Keine Panik

Owlbait

19 Reviews   |   19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor General Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 441 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Gellert Grindelwald

Grindelwald's followers attempt to leverage new technologies to give their side the advantage in their war for the Wizarding world.

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Chapter 1: Keine Panik


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0/10

salvamea

oh really, did you have to put your scenery here!That is soo close to where I am. Black forest being a vast area or not, it is to close. did you make sure, these guys toddled off? hope so. urgh.oh, I know, they were among those who followed Hitler, didn't they? He didn't care to much about the intellect or anything. He took anybody who was willing to lower himself enough.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

They're long gone, it's safe. ~offers wine~

Response from salvamea (Reviewer)

Danke!gut zu wissen. Good to know.cheers!

0/10

Mazzy

Hee - I'm wondering what the *real* message was! And egads! taht poor goat!!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

They aren't too far off - Pan was thought to terrify with his angry yell. He'd be an advantage in batte. The minions were trying so hard.

10/10

ofankoma

Hurra für die Ziege!  Defeating Grindelwald and minions like these, Dumbledore probably didn't have to work too hard for that Chococolate Frog card, did he?

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

~cuddles die Ziege~  :o)Dubledore did manage to attract better minions, Mundungus being the noteable exception.

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Owlbait

'm glad the goat got away :-)

Response from Owlbait (Reviewer)

me too, ~cuddles the goat~

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nata

Do I understand this right that Pan=panic in the group's interpretation? If so, I have to say I'm sorry for Grindelwald. Trying to lord over stupidity is a fruitless effort.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

It isn't such a farfetched idea, the word panic comes from Pan, who's angry shout was supposed to cause terror. Still, they couldnhave thought about it a bit more :-)

9/10

MuseAmusant

A better class of minion, indeed. Hehe

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

It's hard to find good minions

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marianne le fey

It is terribly difficult to get decent minions these days, isn't it. i blame the unions.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

I wonder what kind of dues the minions union charges, and what they do if you hire non-union minions, LOL. :-)

7/10

Severus49

Bwahahahaha!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

So glad you liked it :-)

10/10

sweetflag

Indeed... a Dark Lord is nothing without his minions.  

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

Good minions are key.

0/10

nagandsev

Love the bacchanal revelry! poor Gellert...  even a Dark Lord has a hard time finding quality minions - LOL!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

Dark lords don't pay well and offer very poor benefits. 

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quaffswinegaily

Sehr lustig! That wasn't Aberforth with the goat, was it?

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

Probably not, he didn't like Gellert any more than Albus at that point. Lots of people like goats ;-)

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debjunk

yeah, they really missed that one.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

And they tried so hard to help!

10/10

blue artemis

Anyone willing to be a minion is deficient, I believe. 

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

It's a common difficulty of Dark Lording

10/10

HBAR

He is going to need a much better class of minions!  Too funny.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

It's hard to find good minions!

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sunny33

'He was going to need a much better class of minion'  ROFL. :)

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

Poor Gellert. I think the one with the wine fancies him :-)

10/10

Aurette

LOL!  Well, that was certainly garbled!

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

In this case the static was between the ears :-)

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

Ahahahahahahahhaha! Poor Gellert.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

Indeed, and poor minions, who were trying so hard.

0/10

Rose of the West

LOL... what's a dark lord supposed to do? Sometimes it just doesn't pay to have mindless minions.

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

They really were trying, they took initiative and everything!

0/10

peppermint

It's so difficult to find a good class of minion, really. They're all so human and weak. ;) This made me think of one of the movements from Fantasia :D

Response from Owlbait (Author of Keine Panik)

Disney was drawing on the same Pastorialism / Pan tradition. He pops up in wind in the willows, and Narnia too. ~loves Pan~

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