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Black Coffee, Blackmail

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Black Coffee, Blackmail

HBAR

19 Reviews   |   19 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 489 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Ginevra Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley

When Ginny has to have coffee, her friends get creative ... or lucky.

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Chapter 1: Black Coffee, Blackmail


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0/10

Keppiehed

This is DARLING! I smiled the whole way through. Crabbe and Goyle at the end were the best use of "satisfying" in a prompt EVER. OMG, if you don't stop flagellating yourself as an author, I am going to come over there and bean you. You are perfection. lovelovelove you, my dear!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Awwww ... you are always so kind.  I'd stop flagellating myself, but I do want you to come over here, no matter what you plan to do to me, so I may just keep carrying on :)  Thanks for all your support, now and always.

10/10

astopperindeath

OMG YOU'RE WRITING NOW!!! YAYYYYYYY :).this was hiiiii-larious.  love it!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

That makes me so happy to know that you enjoyed it!  This writing thing is nerve-wracking, and I sort of threw myself in head first.  Thanks for stopping by to read.

0/10

ofankoma

"What is it … destination, determination, decaf?” Oh, gosh, that sounds exactly like something he'd say! I'm glad to see the pair of them getting the job done. Thanks for a fun read!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Yes, I happen to like Ron when he isn't causing trouble :)  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!

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quaffswinegaily

Yes, you're here, at last, and we get to leave reviews about your writing, and...You've got to write some more...

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Watch what you ask for.  Once I'm here, it might be difficult to get rid of me :)  You are always so kind.  Thank you for that.

10/10

sweetflag

This made me smile. Thank you. Good luck to whomever seeks to meet the cravings of a pregnant woman. 

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Good luck, indeed.  Ginny is surrounded by good friends (and boys who wish to continue to fly under the radar) so I think they'll be just fine.  Thank you for your review!

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nagandsev

Ha! Lovely fun dynamics - poor dears! Ginny will one day realize what they've done for her during this special time - love the ending & the image of former DEs working in a Muggle coffee shop - double HA!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Yes, it is important to have good friends in your time of need.  Do you think Ginny wlll put a picture of Crabbe and Goyle in the baby book?  :)  Thanks for the review!

10/10

HBAR

They certainly have their work cut out for them!  Nice story.

Response from HBAR (Reviewer)

Indeed they do.  Thanks for the review!

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peppermint

Fantastic. This reminds me, I wanted an iced mocha after I had my firstborn - my best friend brought me one - and those stupid nurses wouldn't let me have it. Cows. I think one of them drank it herself. I digress. I feel Ginny's pain, yes I do.

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

That is just cruel.  My wish for the nurse who drank your iced mocha is that it stained her teeth and gave her indigestion, LOL.  Thanks for the review!

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debjunk

This was charming.  They are now ready for anything.

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

They think so.  Of course, Ginny may change her mind and decide she must have pizza.  Thanks for the review!

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sunny33

Cute. :)

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Thanks. :)

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Rose of the West

Oh, fantastic!  I did not see that coming at the end.  I hope Ginny finds the right coffee to soothe her through labor!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

I just hope that they don't make the delivery boys take the coffee up to Ginny.  Might scare a few hours off her labor though ...

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QuarterBloodedWitch

What's in the truck? More coffee? 

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Hmmm ... that makes me want to write a series of sequels and each time there is something different in the truck, LOL.  Yes, it's more coffee.  They surely ordered one of everything just to be safe.

10/10

kyriaofdelphi

Leave it to Hermione to figure out the perfect blackmail scheme. Loved it.

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Even though the war and her schooling are in the past, that brain just won't shut down.  Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

Aurette

HA!  This was incredibly clever!  As I sit, I am waiting for my newest nephew to decide to make an appearance, so this was a lovely goggle indeed.  Thank you!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

I hope that your nephew has arrived by now (at least for his mother's sake).  Thank you for your kind words.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

10/10

Owlbait

Bwahahaha, excellent plan :-)

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

I don't guess it took much to intimidate the two has-been Slytherins.  Thanks for your review!

0/10

Dreamy_Dragon

A little blackmail sometimes goes a long way. Good thinking, Hermione and Ron!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

They can be a good team sometimes.  Plus, it was for a good cause.  Thanks for the review!

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blue artemis

Hee!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Indeed!  Thanks for the review!

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salvamea

sounds like someone knows what she is talking about.thousand types of coffee and a pregnant lady. YESAnd the two Slytherin dickheads who are for the first time in their lifes at the right spot. And can help a Gryffindor..tralalaName for baby girl: Cappuccine (like the actress)

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

Love your name for the baby!  I always enjoy when characters get what is coming to them.  Thanks for reading and reviewing.

9/10

deedeebug95

haha!!

Response from HBAR (Author of Black Coffee, Blackmail)

:)  Glad you enjoyed.

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