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Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant
Southern_Witch_69151 Reviews | 6.67/10 (151 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )
When Snape needs help with a potion, who does he turn to? Why, Hermione the amazing Potions assistant, of course.
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I adore the world of HP.
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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant
Dude that was the awesomest bestest story I've ever read, like omg :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
snerk.. hahaha
Oh my gosh, I hope my fanfic doesn't sound like this! :P
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
NOt at all! :)
Up to now, this doesn't feel like parody. It's simply lovely, and I'm eager to read the next chapter.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
LOL thanks! :)
Awww! Thanks for that. I think that Snape's 'blaming her' for his feelings (re. her breasts)as she is making him comfortable is a nice twist, and quite believable for him.I will be on the lookout for the next installment.Cheers.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Cool! Thanks
Nothing he couldn't handle? Oh yes, I hope he will handle Hermione really well, with both hands at the same time, and not quite in the way he is thinking of just now:-))He is quite correct about the need for changing the password though.Update again soon!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Bwahahaha... thanks!
Ahahaha! I love your exclamation points! I can tell how much you just love your plot! It's such a great start!Meh... I'm annoying myself with those now. But yeah, I love your parodies, particularly because they have such a fun concept that if you were to take out the "cheese" factor, you would still have a really entertaining story.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Thank you! :)
Well, still being relatively new to things, I don't really see the 'parody' but... I like it :) And honeslty, I'm kinda glad that I'm still at the stage of reading plots and such for the first time. It just gives me more to choose from then those who came before me who HAD to read the same types of plots, etc. over and over again (although because of this I'm sure my own story is absolutely filled with overdone plots LOL). Got a few chuckles from this and I look forward to reading more. Thanks for the entertainment :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Well, I think you are mistaking my usage of the word parody here. There won't be lots out outright laughs in the story. I'm doing a parody as in satirical imitation. I'm using cheesy wordings, exaggerated reactions, overused / wornout / silly plot, and the people who will snicker at this are those who've been around a while and read them all or who cringe at choppy sentences and things such as exclamation point abuse. Hope you have fun anyway. I'm sure you'll see it as you go along.
Response from Mazzy (Reviewer)
The one thing I did noticed was the exclamation use. Something my beta points out to me often. LOL
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Yeah! hahahahaNext chapter, I'm gonna remember to have a few with question marks tossed inside.What??!!!?!Like that. Hahaha
This is hilarious! I smirked the whole way through!(but now I need to go change a few things in my own story...) :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
oh no! LOL
Totally love this. SO many lines and cliches! Look forward to more.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
~smiles~
Aw, drat, you stopped abusing exclamation points halfway through! I was rather enjoying that part! I can't see where you are going to take this! ya!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
What! Abuse! the Exclaiming points!!! Not I?! Hehehehe
Works as a regular story for me. But then I will take just about sny Snape story any time. Thanks
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Thanks!
Hahaha, love the breast part especially. :D
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Thankerzz!! :)
whoot new story yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its has a wonderful beginning thank you
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
:) Thanks
You know the thing is I like cheesy so keep writing...Irish
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
~sprinkles some shredded cheese on top~ :)
Sorry - this falls on the 'enjoyable' rather than 'painful' side of the parody line so you'll have to keep going!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
LOL Well, thanks
Cheese it is, but what quality! Made from the finest raw milk, from cows grazing on organically grown, luscious grass, matured in a cave for a while, ripening slowly, just at the right temperature. Yummy!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Only the best cows to produce the best milk by products, my dear.... :)
You realize you are talented enough that your parody is still better than a whole lot of other people's stories. This is fun.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
You are so kind. Thank you
Sweet Nimue's Cousin's Uncle:) This is great:)Fizzabella:)
this is such an endearing story i really love it and snape thinking hubba hubba made me giggle than you for another wonderful chapter
Oh, such lovely cheese. Irrisistible, that cheese is. *nods*
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Mmmm... ~nibbles like a mouse~
Preserve us all from twinkling, matchmaking, candy-popping Dumbledore!
rotflmao...to steal from the MickeyD's commercials...i'm lovin' it! can't wait to read more!
Okay now that chapter was definately full of Munster! Is the next one going to be blue cheese?
Yip. i can just imagine Dumbledore encouraging Snape to go at it with one of the school's prize pupils!
Muahaha, the cheese is maturing. *nods*