Hm... Yes. Gruyére, aged in caves in the Swiss mountains, combined with, oh, maybe Gouda, aged in the moisture that is the Dutch countryside with no hill in sight. *nods approvingly*

Whoo woo Interrigation Slytherin style! That's one way to sneek in a little Legilimency!

Ok - I was wrong - a parody it is.  And a very good one at that!  I loved the whole Dumbledore interaction - I think you hit almost every cliche.  Great job!  I look forward to updates!

oh my goodness! How could he ask about harry and ron! I'll show him!! seriously, the punctuation alone has me howling with laughter!!!!11!

That was cute.  I am really enjoying this, giggling madly while reading. 

She loves Harry but ends up with Snape?  That is actually really amusing. 

Bwahahaha---the Bulgarian Bon Bon!

"They did snog occasionally, accidental like..." LOL!! That's just funny - accidental indeed. :)As for the parody - did you really use two exclamation points AND a period? :) I have to say, I have never seen that before.!?. :) Since listening in on that beta workshop I feel like I should be pointing out anything I see - like a homework assignment. hee heeI'm looking forward to following the rest of this tale. Harry and Hermione... Ron and Hermione... Severus and Hermione... who's a girl to choose? :)

"The Bulgarian Bon Bon!" hahahaha, and I'm still laughing!!

This is an awesome story!

*giggles* I secretly ship Harmony. Umm, I mean, wonderful parody! Sad thing is, I've read many, many fics written similar to this. It's kind of, how do I explain this, flat, emotionally. The actions are there, the emotions are there, but they're not written in a way that this reader could feel them. Not an insult, by any means, it really makes the whole parody even more amusing. I especially liked the bit about Hermione birthing Severus two Slytherins. Go Bloody Baron! Hehe...

It always made more sense for Hermione to be with Harry anyway. He at least has some intelligence:) I loved the scene in the Goblet of Fire movie where Harry sees Hermione walking down the stairs at the Yule Ball, the look on his face was perfect:)And this is a great chapter, I LOVE the Bloody Baron:)Make sure he keeps Severus in line:)Fizzabella:)

“I knew you needed her. She will birth you two Slytherins.” That was adorable :D It took me five minutes to gather myself from the floor ;)After the initial struggle with the amount of pronouns in the first two paragraphs, I had a great time reading this chapter. :D Cannot wait to read more :)ThanksE.

wonderful chapter as usual my dear thank you

I can understand the weakness. I always thought since I saw PoA that "Gosh, she touches him a lot!" and that he does have something special with her in canon, I can't place my finger on it, but yeah, there is something about the idea of Hermione and Harry together.Snap and Hermione sitting in a tree... LOL!This is great!Livvy

Hmm - I don't know - I don't think this is a parody.  I think it really has the potential of a sweet romantic story.  Well, either way, I really like it!  Once again - great work!

Poor Snape what is a man to do when he wakes with a witch in his arms? Hopefully, the elixir they need to brew will help him figure it out.  Great read.  Irish

Whoot woo way to cool! Loved it. Sev waking up with her and so unsure of what to do. hehehe This story rocks

this chapter's favorite sentence for me: "Boy, that robe and frock coat sure did hide all this great body from me." i also liked your use of the bloody baron - that was kind of fun, especially when he told severus she could bear him two slytherins. funny.

I could offer you an exquisite Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc to go with that fine selection of cheese....:)

LOL Lily for the password , yeah right!

i believe my favorite moment was when his smile made him look ... cute.  not almost handsome, or oddly attractive, but ... cute.  (i believe i actually snorted.)

I wouldn't mind for a much longer parody fic. ;p

A magic enhancing potion?!?!?! Did I do that correctly?  ;-P   My oh my, can we guess what Hermione's contribution to the potion might be?  Could it be? Don't tell me it's...virgin's blood!  Cheesy or no, I always enjoy your writing and sense of humor.   

Mmm... from Snape being a git to concern about his wellbeing in three lines :) Absolutely brilliant!I haven't read many stories about Hermione and Severus in a while - and here I found all the plots (and cheeseness) concentrated in an easily digested way ;) Thanks!