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Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant
Southern_Witch_69151 Reviews | 6.67/10 (151 Ratings, 0 Likes, 62 Favorites )
When Snape needs help with a potion, who does he turn to? Why, Hermione the amazing Potions assistant, of course.
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I adore the world of HP.
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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant
The commas my god the commas, they hurtssss us precious
Ya know I think that this could have used a few slices of smoked Gouda! I love it I am sorry I love cheesy and it is a great break from real life! Irish
Ok, so, things that I loved about this chapter (I loved it all, but in particular): "The time-turner totally aged me like a year." (ah, the things we think up to make them closer in age)Hairy Pooter (*snerk*)and my personal favorite "hubba hubba" (I'm trying to imagine snape actually saying this and am laughing hysterically. Hysterically, I tell you!)Thanks for this delightful story!!!
I am unable to count how many times I've laughed/snorted while reading this :Dhubba hubba and Snape working out! LOL![ Mental note: next time DO NOT eat while reading new chapters. It is very hard to clean a keyboard from food...]This is just great :)Thanks,E.
ok nothing goes this smoothley for hermione and snape but maybe its time it didthank you for another wonderful chapter
This primer of SSHG fanfiction cliches makes for some hilarious juxtapositions. If I ever write a Granger/Snape story, I should read this as a warning of what not to say.
"Slip of a chit." LOL! Looks like the parody author has been taking very careful notes about British culture. This chapter was a scream! Oh, noble Harry ;)
Harry approves? He actually said he thought they were a good match? *faint* Iloved the way Severus ferrited out the confession from her and his subtle (yeah right - subtle) hints of his own feelings. really fun chapter... But now I'm gonna be late for work!!
I loved it!!!!!
We call my dog Hairy Pooper....
If Draco had a car he would be up at the nearest lookout with the lady of the week in the back seat LOL!
'Here, Severus, get some.' Why not, compared to 'Here's an eleven-year-old - let's use him for cannon-fodder.' (Canon-fodder?)
This is almost too much! I keep on chanting: it's just a parody, it's just a parody, the burning bad is on purpose. But I had to stop for a moment to compose myself with her and Draco sharing a suite. You're not restraining yourself to SS/HG cliches ;)
Yes, DD seems to be VERY accepting of this potential union. Has he been sizing the seventh year girls up all along? lol Too short, too thin, too ditzy... ah, just right - 'Oh, Severus...' :)
That was fabulous!
Hmm.. I haven't seen the interview tactics yet :D Tell me about you and I'll trust you... in like five seconds *grin*Perfect, just perfect :)Can't wait for the next chapter - will there be some angsty complication involved? ]:-> Some insecurity, some misunderstandings, etc... One would not want to miss such lovely cliches, right? :-)Thanks for the fun! (and some cheese - could I perchance add some brie? - we are missing some soft cheeses here! :D)E.
They did snog occasionally, accidental likeThis line really made me giggle!Are you really a Harmony shipper?! Interesting...
OMG! How could Hermione not know how her hand in his hair and the smell of her perfume would affect him?let me guess, the new password may just begin with an H?
you are one crazy woman!!
The more I read it, the more I like. It's so entertaining. I did like the 'Sevvie and Mione under a tree" thing. That was too funny.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
~grin~ Lots o' fun
You're a genius. Even with all the clichés, I like it so much. *wide grin spread on my face for the day*
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
:P Thanks
Phew! that was break-neck speed for Severus in the relationship department, but not too unbelieveable. The tactics that you had him using are so in character - He would not want to be made a fool of. Nice little dig from Dumbledore about losing another woman to a Potter - And even though Severus denies it, you would have to wonder that he did not get some small amount of pleasure from the thought he had taken a woman from a Potter. By the way when you are feeling a person's pulse you really should not not use your thumbs as occasionally/some people can feel their own pulse in their thumbs rather than the pulse they want to palpate! You could also use the character of the pulse like thready drawn out and weak) which could also be with a fast heart rate (as the heart has less time to fill between beats/contractions so the volume ejected per pulse beat/ contraction is lower or bounding (really strong) etc. Also I am not sure of your medical knowledge, but I say he would be looking for a fear response, which is commonly called the fight/flight response, but is also termed as a sympathetic (nervous system)stimulation/response. This is the body's way of getting ready to fight or run. A really good basic summary is http://health.howstuffworks.com/fear2.htmInterestingly it is also predominant in (sexual) attraction eg. butterflies in the stomach, but it has additional parasympathetic nervous system response to dilate blood vessels to produce blushing, and facilitate sexual ...OK this is getting too indepth really (OOPS!), but just thought I'd give you a couple of options as to what he would be looking for when he held her wrists and palpated her pulse.Cheers
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
This is a parody, mate. I'm using tactics and having him do things that I've seen in other stories that make me snicker, so the cheesy pulse checking falls into that category. But thanks for trying to help someone out anyway. O_o
Well, back in the days (one year ago, but let's pretend) I taught 14 to 20 year olds we were encouraged to start relationships with our pupils all the time :). Because they are just so grown up, these adolescents :D.Your story is fun to read, but I must say I'm terribly disappointed that you haven't let Hermione "taste his name on the tip of her tongue" or whatever way that lovely phrase (that we have the pleasure of seeing so seldom) should be written. But perhaps you can fit it in in the next chapter, she could say it in front of her mirror, which would give her profound, albeit slightly mean insights on her love life. That's orginal :)! (Oh, and I'm a proudish inhabitant of the country of Gouda, ergo: I love cheese, but my English is too pretentious for my capacities.)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
Good idea. I'll let her savor his name in the next chapter. Bwahahahaha. Too fun! :) Thanks
I sprinkled liberally with parmesean to add a bit of flavor as I do love my cheese. What is a Wisconsin girl to do? Indeed this is a fluffy tale, but it is still so enjoyable and refreshing not to read something filled with angst. Irish
I have really enjoyed this so far:) I hope you add more soon:)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant)
LOL thanks