CXXXV: A Spree
Chapter 135 of 141
MMADfanMinerva looks on as Malcolm completes a test of skill, then watches as he and Albus duel.
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Minerva rolled over and stretched. She groped sleepily for her wand, then cast a Tempus. Six o'clock. Far too early. She closed her eyes again and sighed happily, remembering the lovely day she had spent with Albus. It had been long, though, and it was close to eleven before they Apparated to the Hogwarts gates and walked back to the castle. She had not even minded when he had bid her good-night at the gargoyle after she insisted that he go straight to bed.
Realising that she wasn't going to fall asleep again, Minerva forced herself from bed, shuffled into the bathroom, and started filling the bathtub, choosing a bright, citrus-scented bath soap, hoping that it would wake her up. She decided on a bath rather than a shower because she was quite achey.
The unaccustomed physical activity may have had her feeling uncomfortably sore, but she couldn't regret it, Minerva thought with a smile. Albus had certainly shed his reservations. She doubted he had any fear at all any more that she would find him disgusting. That thought, however, did not diminish her anger with Valerianna Yaxley. If it hadn't been for that dreadful witch, and for the absurd and cruel words she had uttered which had convinced Albus of his undesirability, Minerva was certain that Albus would have responded to her own gestures differently than he had and that he would have made some tentative overtures to her weeks before. She doubted that he would even have felt compelled to keep his distance from her if he hadn't believed that he was old and disgusting and that it was wrong of him to consider a romantic relationship with her. No, that woman had done great damage to Albus and to herself. If Valerianna hadn't wanted him, she should have simply not pursued him . . . but then, that was assuming that the woman had any scruples whatsoever or any care for anyone but herself, and Minerva doubted both.
Minerva lay back in the bath and wondered whether Albus was sore. She supposed he would be sore in different places than she was. She had rarely been sore from too much sexual activity before, although when she was with Rudolf, it had happened occasionally. Since he was a Potions master and they were living together at the time and he couldn't help but notice her discomfort, he had always discreetly provided two very nice potions for her, but she didn't really know what they were. One of them, a pleasant-tasting pink potion, had taken care of the aching muscles, and another, a gently soothing white salve, had taken care of the other soreness; both had completely healed her and not just provided symptomatic relief. Minerva supposed she would just have to settle for an ordinary pain potion, since she couldn't very well go to either Poppy or Murdoch and tell them specifically what ailed her especially since Poppy didn't even have any idea that Minerva was involved with anyone and she was not yet prepared to tell her.
Minerva called Blampa, and when the peppy house-elf arrived, she asked her to bring a pot of tea and a vial of a pain potion.
"You be sick, Professor Minerva?" asked Blampa, her demeanor suddenly serious.
"No, just a little sore, Blampa," Minerva said.
"You sure, Professor Minerva? I, Blampa, worries," she answered.
"I am quite certain, Blampa. I just have overdone it a bit recently," Minerva reassured her.
"Okey-dokey, Professor Minerva. I, Blampa, returns soon!"
Blampa was good as her word, and Minerva was just rinsing shampoo from her hair when the house-elf returned, a pot of tea with a small pitcher of milk on a hovering tray, two vials clutched in her hands.
"Your tea, Professor Minerva!" Blampa said brightly. "Wilspy gives me potions for my Professor. This one you take with your tea," she said, holding out a small vial of an iridescent blue potion, "and this one for your bathwater." The second, larger vial that Blampa held up for Minerva's inspection was a brilliant gold. "Wilspy says stay in bathwater ten more minutes with the potion, and Professor Minerva be's perfect again, all day long!"
Minerva knew that the Hogwarts Head house-elf, Hwouly, maintained a cabinet stocked with all the most common household potions, but it seemed that Blampa had obtained these from Wilspy rather than from the common stock. She didn't recognise either potion, but that didn't really mean very much, she supposed.
"Thank you, Blampa," Minerva said. "Could you just put that one in the bathwater for me, and I'll take the other with my tea."
Blampa dutifully poured the gold potion into the bath water. Minerva couldn't identify the scent, but it was lovely, and the effect was almost instantaneous. Her superficial soreness and slight swelling disappeared almost immediately, and Minerva almost decided not to take the pretty peacock blue potion, but when she shifted to reach for her tea, she decided that it might be a wise idea, after all.
As Minerva took the potion from Blampa's outstretched hand, she said, "How have you been, Blampa? Is everything well with you?"
"Ooo, yes, ma'am, Professor Minerva, I, Blampa, be's very well!"
"Could you keep me company this morning?" Minerva asked. "I don't know what duties you have today, but I will be going to the Quidditch pitch for a special event this morning, and I must leave my wand in my rooms. I would appreciate both your company and your assistance, if you are available."
"Oh, yes, Professor Minerva!" the little elf replied, bouncing up and down on her toes. "You goes to Mister Malcolm's duel with Wilspy's Professor, yes?"
"That's right, Blampa," Minerva said, thinking that word of Hogwarts business must spread amongst the house-elves.
"Oh, I be's so happy! Happy happy!" Blampa said. "I's the only house-elf there . . . except Wilspy goes, probably." Suddenly Blampa stopped bouncing, stopping in mid-bounce on the balls of her feet. "But Professor Minerva," she said, a sudden worried look on her face, "why you not have your wand with you?"
"It's complicated, Blampa. The Headmaster requested that I leave it here."
Blampa's look of concern didn't abate. "Headmaster Albus? Wilspy's Professor asks you?"
"Yes, he did," Minerva said, puzzled by Blampa's worried expression.
"You . . . you be's always a good Professor and a good witch. Why " Blampa suddenly stopped and looked as though she were about to choke, her face turning a peculiar shade of lilac.
"Blampa? Blampa? Are you all right?" Minerva sat up, almost getting out of the bathtub.
"Blampa's a good house-elf, a good Hogwarts house-elf. Blampa not say anything bad about the Hogwarts Headmaster, not ever, no no no!" Blampa said vehemently, and her colour began to return to normal.
"Of course you are a good house-elf. I tell that to anyone I told Professor Dumbledore that a few days ago, in fact, Blampa. He knows you are a good house-elf," Minerva reassured her, her own puzzlement growing. She wondered whether additional bindings had been placed on the Hogwarts elves other than the one binding them to the service of the school. She knew that some pureblood families had layers of bindings, some of them ancient ones that were passed, generation to generation, to all the family house-elves. The McGonagall family and the Parnovon, Egidius, and Tyree families before them had never placed any of those additional bindings on the house-elves, but only the basic one for reciprocal, though different and somewhat unequal, bonding of care and responsibility. But from Blampa's physical reaction, Minerva gathered that one of the punitive bondings had been placed on the Hogwarts house-elves.
Minerva, hoping that her phrasing would eliminate any discomfort for Blampa, said, "Blampa, I see that you have some concern. I order you to tell me what that concern is, dear."
Blampa looked uncomfortable, but didn't turn purple or choke. "Blampa worries her Professor be's punished . . . and not done nothing bad. Witches carry wands."
Minerva let out a sigh of relief. As simple as that! "No, I haven't done anything wrong and I am not being punished. I am happy to leave my wand in my rooms today. My brother and Albus, as you know, are having a duel. Now, you mustn't tell anyone this, even other house-elves, Blampa, but if I had my wand with me this morning, my brother would be at a slight disadvantage, for reasons I can't discuss. But Professor Dumbledore wants to be very fair to Malcolm, so I am leaving my wand in my rooms. It's just for a short time, that's all."
"Oh! I, Blampa, wants Professor Minerva be's always happy. Good witches carry wands," Blampa said, as though that explained everything.
"I imagine there are a lot of bad witches carrying wands, too," Minerva said, "but in this case, I appreciate your concern, and it would be convenient if you could attend the duel with me."
"Yes, Professor Minerva, I, Blampa, be's proud to attend with you!" Blampa said with a grin that split her face. "Spruffle can't say he goes to attend witches' and wizards' event." Blampa looked around as if to check to see if anyone was listening, then she whispered, "Spruffle always be's saying how important he be's and how I, Blampa, be's just a piddly little thing, he calls me. But now you be's Head of Gryffindor and you bring me to attend an event with you!" Blampa beamed.
"So, Spruffle is one of the house-elves who made fun of you, hmm? Well, you be sure that Spruffle knows that I would never consider attending the, um, event without you, and that I depend on you," Minerva said, trying not to laugh. She really would have to find out what might make an appropriate gift for a Hogwarts house-elf. That would put Spruffle in his place!
"Spruffle be's too proud, and he be's not nice to young house-elves. Always be's saying mean mean things. Little house-elves cry sometimes. But not I, Blampa! No, now I thinks that my Professor says I can be a good house-elf, and I don't cry!"
"Well, that's good. And you are a good house-elf, Blampa. You have some friends, too, don't you?" Minerva asked, taking another sip of her tea.
"Yes, I, Blampa, has friends."
"Here, why don't you sit down. Keep me company while I finish my tea," Minerva suggested. She smiled when Blampa perched on the edge of the tub. This little elf had come a long way since the beginning of the summer, she thought. "The house-elves you brought with you that time Polky and Kreffy and . . . I don't remember the other one's name," Minerva said apologetically.
"Polky, Stanga, and Kreffent, Professor. They be's friends a long time. Polky and Stanga mostly. Kreffent sometimes has bad attitude, our Hwouly says. But I likes him anyway. He be's bored all the time," Blampa said, swinging her legs.
"Is he your, um . . . a boyfriend?" Minerva didn't know very much about house-elf relationships outside of those in her own family.
Blampa giggled, covering her mouth with both hands. "No, Blampa not have boyfriends yet. Kreffent be's cross too much to be a happy boyfriend."
Minerva didn't know whether Polky and Stanga were male or female, not having been able to tell though she thought that Polky was a male and Stanga a female so she didn't ask any questions about them.
"Have you always lived at Hogwarts, Blampa?" Minerva asked curiously.
"Mostly, yes. When I, Blampa, be's a baby, I lives with my mother and her sister, but then I moves to Hogwarts and be's with my father and be's a Hogwarts house-elf," Blampa explained.
"I see . . ." Minerva didn't entirely, but she wasn't sure whether it would be polite to inquire any further. "Do you see your mother and your aunt very often?"
"I, Blampa, sees them three times. Maybe I sees them again someday. But I, Blampa, be's proud to be a Hogwarts house-elf with my father."
"Who is your father?" Minerva asked.
"Tchampon. Tchampon sad now. His Professor leaves soon. Tchampon very good with creatures. Loves creatures and beasties and sky and wind and sun. When his Professor leaves, Tchampon not knowing if he works still with beasties and in the wind and sun. He be's a good house-elf, but he doesn't like serving inside so much," Blampa said, almost whispering.
"Would it help if I mentioned this to the Headmaster? I am sure that the new teacher will need a house-elf, and he would probably like to have a house-elf who enjoys working with creatures," Minerva said.
Blampa hesitated, then said, "Tchampon likes working with beasties and not inside. He be's the best house-elf when he is with beasties and such."
"Well, I'll mention it, then. We'll see if Hwouly can arrange to have him continue to serve the new teacher. And I will make sure that the new teacher knows that he is good with the creatures so he doesn't only have him serving him tea," Minerva said. "Are there things you enjoy doing, Blampa?"
Blampa smiled. "I, Blampa, likes my Professor Minerva happy. So I likes to bring her special things and see her smile."
Minerva laughed. "Well, I have been told I don't smile enough, but you can try to fix that, if you like, Blampa. But if there are things you discover you especially enjoy, let me know. If it's possible for you to do those things more frequently, I'll be sure that you have the opportunity." Minerva stretched in the bathtub. "But I feel much better now, and I am certain that the potions have done their work, so I think it's time for breakfast. Could you bring me two fried eggs, haggis, toast, and fruit, please. And more tea, of course."
"Yes, ma'am, Professor Minerva!" Blampa said as she hopped off the edge of the tub. "When we goes to the wizarding event?"
"It's at nine, so we will leave for the Quidditch pitch a bit before that. If you aren't here when I'm ready to leave, I will call you," Minerva promised. She had wanted Blampa with her in case there was something she normally used her wand to do, but she was glad that Blampa seemed to be looking forward to it. Minerva wondered whether Blampa really understood what the "event" was. She probably ought to warn her so that she wasn't upset by it.
At a little before eight-thirty, having eaten her breakfast and dressed in her grey and tartan robes, and reading the Prophet while waiting to leave for the Quidditch pitch, Minerva was surprised when the Knight lumbered into her landscape, Fidelio at his side. Despite his recent chattiness, the Knight only bowed and Fidelio barked. Minerva remained where she was and opened the door with her wand, very consciously setting it down beside her rather than putting it in her pocket, as was her habit.
When the door opened, Gertrude stepped through. "Good morning, Minerva! I wondered if you would like some company this morning."
"I am going down to observe in a little while," Minerva said. "I presume you will be, too?" When Gertie nodded, Minerva said, "Then I would enjoy your company, too. Would you care for a cup of tea? Have you eaten?"
"I had some tea, but . . . I couldn't eat very much," the older witch confessed. "I do hope that Malcolm acquits himself well, and that neither of them are hurt." Gertrude sat down in the chair opposite Minerva. "I know that Albus will be careful with him, but I still worry. Malcolm seems somewhat rash."
"He does, but he has good control. I don't believe that he will do anything that Albus can't counter," Minerva said, not confessing to her own worries.
"True, but if he does something . . . something very Gryffindor, it could be that the only thing Albus could do to counter it would be a stronger response than Malcolm had anticipated," Gertrude said. "Or Albus could choose not to counter it, and then be hurt in the process. And there is also the other tests he has set for him where something could go wrong."
"I think that they both have thought about these things," Minerva reassured her.
"At least Poppy returned for it," Gertrude commented.
"She did?"
"Yes. I owled her a few days ago, and she agreed to return early. Both she and Murdoch will be here, in fact. Are your parents coming, do you know?"
"I don't know, but they didn't mention it when we discussed it on Wednesday, so I rather doubt it," Minerva said.
"There will still be quite an audience, I think. I hope that Malcolm does well," Gertrude said.
"I am sure he will. Albus has no desire to embarrass him in front of his future colleagues. I am not particularly happy with this idea, myself, but I became used to it, I suppose, and I'm not as worried as I had been."
"Oddly, I didn't think I was worried about it until I woke up this morning. Now I feel as though a coterie of Cornish pixies has taken up residence in my stomach," Gertrude said.
"Well, it should be interesting. Think of it as a game, not as a duel," Minerva advised. "And you've been practising with Malcolm. I'm certain that helped him prepare."
"Perhaps. I think he was humouring me. It was better practice for me than for him, I think," Gertrude said with a wry smile.
Minerva cast a glance at her clock. "We should leave soon. I just need to call Blampa she's coming, too," Minerva explained as she picked up her tartan cloak, double-checking that her wand was still in its place on the table.
Blampa popped in looking freshly scrubbed and wearing a set of green tea towels with the Hogwarts crest in the corner. Minerva had explained to her that Malcolm was going to be tested and then he and the Headmaster would duel, but that it was a friendly duel, just a kind of game, so she wasn't to be distressed. Blampa had nodded cheerily, but Minerva wasn't certain that the house-elf had completely understood what a duel was. Still, she looked pleased enough when she Apparated into the sitting room.
"I suppose it will be rather wearying for you to walk with us, Blampa. If you would prefer to Apparate down to the front hall, we can meet you there," Minerva said, thinking it might be hard on Blampa's short legs to walk down seven flights of stairs.
Blampa insisted that she wanted to accompany them. On the walk down the stairs, Minerva couldn't resist the urge to place her hand on the little house-elf's shoulder, as she might with a small child. Blampa looked up at Minerva and smiled happily, and Minerva smiled back.
Gertrude looked over at the two and smiled herself. "I am glad to see you appearing so happy, Minerva," she said softly.
"I am happy, in fact," Minerva said. "Happier than I thought was possible."
Gertrude nodded. "I am very glad. More glad than you could know." An odd expression crossed her face, and she looked away quickly.
"Can you come to tea today?" Minerva asked impulsively. "If you want to. If you haven't plans with Malcolm."
"I "
"You could bring him, if you like," Minerva added.
"Don't you have plans with Albus later?"
"Nothing specific. I assume we will all have lunch together in the Great Hall. And no doubt dinner, as well." Minerva sighed slightly. The school year was growing closer, and already, their time was not their own.
"He mentioned you would be away until at least Tuesday evening, if not Wednesday morning," Gertrude said softly, as if reading her mind. "You will have some time then."
Minerva smiled slightly. "Yes, of course we will. Will you hold the wards while he's gone?"
Gertrude shook her head. "I think that Johannes will have them most of the time, although he is free to pass them to me, if he needs to leave. Wilhelmina will be here, as well, and although she is no longer a Head of House, I understand that she can still hold the wards in an emergency. And Slughorn will be in and out."
"Do you think that Professor James minds that his investiture as Head of Hufflepuff will be delayed until Wednesday evening?" Minerva asked. He had originally been scheduled to be installed on Monday, and no doubt had made his plans around that. Minerva felt slightly guilty that her own desire for a holiday with Albus had disrupted others' schedules.
"No, not at all. I don't think anyone minds having the start of the year be a bit less structured than usual. Other than Malcolm, who will be here anyway, there are no new staff members who need the additional preparation time. I'll do what I can to assist Malcolm as Deputy, of course!" She gave a quick grin.
"Of course!" Minerva responded with a smile. "So . . . tea this afternoon?"
"Yes, provisionally. If there is something that comes up for either of us we can have tea when you return. We should, anyway," Gertrude said.
Coming down the final flight of steps to the front hall, Minerva was surprised to see the number of people milling about. It seemed that most of the staff had returned for the event, and a few had brought guests, apparently, as there were witches and wizards there whom she didn't recognise or whom she only knew by sight. Minerva began to turn to say something to Gertrude when the front door opened and, with a gust of wind, Malcolm entered, looking bright-eyed and pink-cheeked, wearing a blousy white shirt with his favourite kilt and sporran, a plaid cast over one shoulder and held in place with a decorative pin in the shape of a raven with a snake coiled about its legs. The snake was looking out and the raven's mouth was open as it bent its head toward the snake. It was a peculiar emblem, but no more than the one on his stationery, Minerva supposed.
Malcolm caught sight of them and waved, bounding toward them, and the small crowd parted to make way for him. Minerva smiled. Her brother was a fine sight, and a feeling of pride in him surged through her. As eccentric as he was, Malcolm was strong, truthful, generous-spirited, and he exuded both magical and physical energy.
"Little sister!" His eyes sparkled as he gripped her arm in a friendly fashion. He turned a grin on Gertrude. "And Professor Gamp of Hogwarts! Wonderful to see you both! Now, where is my worthy opponent, or whatever one might call him? Partner-in-mischief, perhaps!"
"He said we are to meet him out in front of the castle," Gertrude said.
"Right! Then back out, I suppose!" Malcolm said energetically, turning and striding toward the front doors again. In a show for the assemblage, he opened it with a casual wave of his hand, and Minerva choked back a chuckle.
"Perhaps I should have worn my matching tartan," Minerva said to Gertrude, moving to place Blampa between them so she wouldn't get trampled on by the larger people moving around them. "I chose this tartan this morning not thinking about it very much. But I suppose it might be better not to appear to be taking sides. Not that I am able to," Minerva added. "I just want both to come out of this with no real injuries and Malcolm with his pride intact."
Gertrude nodded in agreement. She had put her hand on Blampa's other shoulder. Now that they had gone out to the front steps, Minerva saw that there were another dozen spectators outside. Malcolm hadn't waited for them, but was standing out in front of the crowd, apparently oblivious to it, and talking to Johannes, who was smiling cheerfully.
Just as Gertrude was about to say something in reply, they were both distracted by Hagrid's arrival with a few more guests, including one whom Minerva recognised, clad in the same six-colour tartan as Malcolm. The straight-backed witch marched directly up to Malcolm. Johannes stopped speaking in mid-sentence, and Malcolm immediately turned and pecked the witch's cheek.
The witch seemed to brush off Malcolm's gesture, but her eyes were smiling as she looked up at him, one hand firmly grasping each of the younger wizard's elbows.
"So, you will do us all proud today, lad?"
"Aye, Grandmother, that I will," Malcolm replied. There was no "trying" with Grandmother Siofre. One either did or one didn't. It was expected that a Tyree or a McGonagall would always put forth a full effort.
"Now, where is the granddaughter?" Siofre asked, turning to look at the group of people who had returned to their milling about.
"Here I am, Grandmother," Minerva said from her other side.
Siofre looked up at Minerva and a smile played at the corners of her mouth. "Malcolm tells me that you are not turned stodgy yet, Minerva!"
Minerva smiled in return. "I should hope not!"
"Yes, well, you always were an old one, child," Siofre said, addressing her remark to Minerva, but glancing over at Gertrude and then down at Blampa, who still stood between the two witches and who had taken hold of Minerva's skirts.
"Grandmother, I would like you to meet a colleague and friend, Professor Gertrude Gamp, and this is Blampa," Minerva said, gesturing toward the nervous house-elf. "Gertrude, I would like to present my grandmother, Siofre Tyree."
Gertrude nodded respectfully. "It is a pleasure to meet you, Madam Tyree."
"Hmm, yes, you were at my great-granddaughter's wedding, weren't you?" Siofre responded. "No time for pleasantries. Must speak with the grandson." She nodded briskly. "I will see you later, no doubt, Minerva."
With that, Siofre turned back to Malcolm. Hagrid was just holding out Malcolm's broom to him.
"Yeh'll be needin' this, maybe," Hagrid said.
"Could you hold onto it for me just a bit longer, Hagrid?" Malcolm barely got the words out of his mouth when his diminutive grandmother had him by the elbow and was steering him away from the crowd.
"It's nine o'clock," Minerva said as she watched her grandmother speaking with Malcolm. The older witch was gesturing with both hands, appearing to simultaneously tug and push at some imaginary object in front of her. "Albus is late."
Gertrude looked up. "No, on time."
Minerva raised her eyes in the direction that Gertrude was looking. It was a sight Minerva had never before encountered: Albus Dumbledore on a broom. Quin had mentioned that Albus had once played Chaser in a pick-up Quidditch game, but in all the years that Minerva had known him, she had never seen him on a broom. But considering that he was such a strong Apparater and his Animagus form was a phoenix, it seemed hardly a mode of conveyance that he would normally choose.
Albus apparently had taken off from one of his tower windows. With no flourish, but still lightly and gracefully, Albus glided down and landed beside Malcolm and Siofre. Albus looked handsome in robes of deep gold with burgundy trim, the collar of the longer dark red under-robe peeking out, and its hem visible at his ankles.
Minerva hadn't been able to hear much of what Siofre had been saying to Malcolm, other than a few random words, such as "two-handed" and "small surprise," but now she heard her grandmother greet the Headmaster.
"Albus, good morning! You are the wizard who is making my grandson a respectable working wizard, then," Siofre said, a glint of humour in her eyes. She had always been proud of Malcolm and had not completely shared Egeria's concerns about his peripatetic ways, but she enjoyed teasing as much as her son did although it was occasionally difficult to distinguish her teasing, and she had upset more than one sensitive Parnovon with an ill-received jibe.
Albus bent and gave the witch a light kiss on her cheek. "We shall see, Siofre," he said with a smile. "We have to see if he lives up to his advertising, after all!"
It was peculiar for Minerva to see Albus interacting with her Grandmother Siofre. She had always known that the two had been at Hogwarts at the same time, her grandmother just a few years behind him, and Albus had mentioned to her that when he had gone to see Siofre after Collum died, she had sent him off with a flea in his ear, more or less, but he hadn't held it against her.
"Time was, I wasn't sure of your own respectability, Albus, and now I'm trusting my grandson to you to make him a more upstanding wizard," Siofre said, her eyes sparkling.
Minerva could feel Gertrude shift beside her, seeming to tense up. She could imagine that Gertrude wasn't entirely aware that Siofre was teasing, or was, but still found it offensive. Whether she was offended on behalf of Albus or Malcolm, though, Minerva was unsure. She herself found the remarks in somewhat questionable taste, but Albus only laughed good-naturedly and Malcolm was grinning.
"So, ready for our spree, then, Albus?" Malcolm said. Minerva could almost feel her brother's excitement, like the quivering of a dog on the scent of something wonderfully exciting.
"Ah, not yet, my b, er, Malcolm," Albus said, catching himself. "First, we will have a bit of a display from you, if that is agreeable."
"Ah, this wizard wants me to be tired out before we even begin, Grandmother," Malcolm said with a laugh.
"You may be in no condition after our 'spree' to do anything else," Albus said with a playful smile, "so I thought it most fair to do this first. We can have a tea break before we begin."
"So I'll have to take a pee in the middle of it?" Malcolm asked.
Siofre laughed, but slapped his arm. "Speak better to your elders and in mixed company, laddie!"
"Aye, ma'am, sorry," Malcolm said, but he didn't look at all apologetic.
"First, I will make the announcement to our assembled guests," Albus said, seeming only then to take notice of the group behind him. He turned and smiled brightly at Minerva, then he looked at the group. Raising his voice, he said, "The first event on our schedule will take place from here. If you would all like to make yourselves comfortable, I will explain the first display of our candidate's talents."
Witches and wizards conjured chairs and stools of various descriptions and settled down. Minerva and Gertrude simply moved to one side but didn't sit.
"Johannes? Professor Birnbaum?" Albus looked around.
At Siofre Tyree's arrival, Johannes had retreated to the back of the crowd, but now he stepped forward.
"I am here, Professor!"
"Good, my boy! May I speak with you briefly?"
The two wizards conferred, and Minerva saw Albus make a slight gesture. Johannes smiled and nodded, then stepped back to stand beside Gertrude and Minerva.
"He passed me the wards," Johannes explained in a whisper as Albus now spoke in a low voice with Malcolm.
Malcolm turned, waved, and caught Hagrid's eye. "My broom, Hagrid."
Albus turned back to the group. "Malcolm is first going to display Apparition-by-Broom. In order to verify the Disapparition and the corresponding Apparition, I shall proceed to the Apparition point and Professor Filius Flitwick will observe from his position at the gates. You may watch from here, or, if you like, you may walk down toward the gates."
Siofre stepped forward and spoke softly to Albus. Albus's face twitched as if he were restraining a smile, but he nodded, and Siofre walked away quickly down toward the gates. Albus turned back to Malcolm, said a few words, then he mounted his own broom.
Albus flew down to the gates, landed, and spoke with Filius, whose small form Minerva could now see. There was a soft sound of Disapparition and Albus vanished, apparently Apparating to wherever Malcolm was due to arrive.
Malcolm walked over to Gertrude and Minerva. "I'm going to wait for Grandmother Siofre. She insisted on witnessing from the other end, so I can't leave until she has Disapparated. She turned down Albus's offer of a ride," he said with a small grin. Siofre was just reaching the gates at that moment, and he climbed onto his broom and rose a few feet above their heads.
"Wait, Malcolm where are you going?" Minerva asked, worried about her brother Splinching in some odd location.
Malcolm's grin grew. "Why, off to home, of course! I could Apparate there in my sleep, after all!"
Malcolm waved cheerfully at the crowd of onlookers, some of whom had began to wander toward the gates. The murmuring that had begun when Albus had announced that Malcolm was going to demonstrate Apparition-by-Broom, now died down to a hush as everyone watched Malcolm rise lazily into the air, seemingly lifted straight up as if by a string.
"He is always the show-off," Minerva muttered. Although it looked simple, most people couldn't rise straight up on a broom without some forward motion as well. At least he wasn't doing the hair-raising manoeuvres she had seen him performing a few days earlier. Minerva hoped he actually could achieve what he had claimed.
Gertrude pulled a pair of Omnioculars from her pocket, and Minerva wished she had thought of such a thing.
At a relatively low altitude of about fifty feet, probably to make it easier for the observers to see him, Malcolm flew toward the edge of the Hogwarts grounds, away from the Antiapparition wards. He picked up speed as he approached the border, and seconds after passing over the walls, there was a thundering crack, and Malcolm vanished entirely. The crowd was completely silent for a moment, then a few of the younger wizards began to cheer and others joined in. Minerva and Gertrude, though, waited nervously for his return.
Minutes ticked by and the guests began to grow restless. Minerva turned to Gertrude.
"What do you suppose is taking so long?" she asked, trying to keep her concern from her voice.
Gertrude shook her head. "I suppose they are talking. It hasn't been very long. He didn't Splinch. I watched carefully."
"What if he didn't arrive in the right place?" Minerva asked. She hadn't heard of such a thing before one either Disapparated successfully or didn't but Apparition-by-Broom might be something quite different, since one was in motion when Disapparating. One of the first rules she had learned when she took her Apparition lessons other than the three D's was that one had to be standing stock-still in order to Disapparate, and that Splinching was a great danger otherwise.
Gertrude was mulling her response to that question when the sharp sound of Apparition came from the gate area. From the person's height, Minerva assumed it was her grandmother. She paused to speak with Flitwick, then started walking up toward the castle. Minerva wanted to meet her halfway, but restrained herself. Siofre didn't appear concerned, and it had been less than five minutes since Malcolm had Disapparated, though it felt much longer.
Siofre paused in front of the crowd, which went silent. The witch did not raise her voice at all, but her words were clear, a richly rolling burr embellishing them.
"Professor Dumbledore will make an official announcement when he returns, but I witnessed Malcolm's safe arrival at the Apparition point. They are conferring about the next stage of events at the moment." Siofre turned and strode over to where Minerva and Gertrude stood with Johannes. Blampa was almost hidden behind Minerva's skirts.
"He did well, but 'twas only the one small task," Siofre said with a nod.
Minerva was about to ask whether either of the other witches knew what the next task would be, but there were two almost simultaneous cracks from an area beyond the gates, and both wizards, mounted on their brooms, appeared, speeding towards the Hogwarts grounds.
Gertrude shook her head. "Your brother is not the only one to show off this morning, I see. I wonder if Albus ever even did that before today."
"I never even saw him on a broom before," Minerva said, her brow furrowed. "That seems terribly foolhardy."
"He's a Gryffindor surely you can understand a fellow Gryffindor," Gertrude said to Minerva.
"Hmmph," Siofre said. "He was always a bit brash as a boy. They never really do grow up, do they?"
Johannes laughed as the three witches all agreed that every wizard still had a little boy in him. Siofre looked up at the tall, sandy-haired wizard.
"Don't know you. You're foreign, aren't you?" The words were blunt, but her tone friendly.
"I am from Germany, ma'am," Johannes said in his friendly manner. "Johannes Birnbaum, at your service."
"Ah, the Herbology wizard. Ravenclaw Head of House, aren't you? Heard good things about you. Siofre Tyree, Ravenclaw myself," she said, holding out her hand, which Johannes took and bent over in a formal bow.
As Johannes straightened, Minerva apologised. "I am sorry, Grandmother. I hadn't realised that you two hadn't met."
Siofre waved off the apology as everyone's attention turned to the two wizards who had landed several yards away and who were now walking around toward the back of the castle. Hagrid's voice rang out above the renewed chatter.
"Everybody to th' Quidditch stadium! All onlookers t' stadium now!"
As the crowd began to flow in the direction that Albus and Malcolm had taken, Johannes said that he would wait for Professor Flitwick to catch up with everyone.
"I have a spot reserved for us," Gertrude said. "We should have a good view."
"I wish I had thought to bring binoculars or Omnioculars," Minerva said with a sigh. She felt a tugging on her skirts.
"Blampa can fetch Ominiominionoculars for Professor Minerva," the little house-elf squeaked shyly.
Minerva smiled. "All right. Thank you, Blampa. If you can't find any Omnioculars quickly, though, just return to me. They aren't crucial."
Blampa nodded and Disapparated with a clearly audible pop as the three witches began to walk toward the Quidditch stadium.
"Do you know what is up next?" Minerva asked Gertrude.
Gertrude nodded. The older witch suddenly seemed to go pale.
"Are you going to tell us, lass?" Siofre asked.
Gertrude looked across at the white-haired witch. "Have you read Malcolm's letter of application?"
Siofre barked a laugh. "I certainly did."
"He mentioned certain creatures. Albus took him at his word," Gertrude responded. "I believe him, as well," she added hastily, "but acting in an emergency is one thing, this, however . . ."
"Not a Nundu?!" Minerva asked in alarm. They would have a stadium full of dead witches and wizards, in that case.
"No, no, of course not," Gertrude said with a shake of her head.
"A . . . a Boggart?" Minerva asked tentatively. They could be disturbing, she supposed, if one was unprepared.
"A dragon," Siofre said in a flat voice.
"Yes, a dragon," Gertrude responded.
"What?" Minerva was astounded.
"Malcolm said he could ride a dragon," Siofre said. "I have no doubt that he has, but as you say, Professor, doing so in an emergency is something quite different."
Minerva felt a momentary surge of anger at Albus. He had assured her that Malcolm would be in no danger. But she had been worried about the duel. She had assumed that Albus would have a few tricky but not-particularly-dangerous tasks to test his other skills. Pixies, perhaps, or a stinky, bad-tempered buggane. It never occurred to her that Albus would procure a dragon.
"Whatever was Albus thinking?" Minerva asked.
"I don't know as Albus necessarily expects Malcolm to ride it," Gertrude said. "I wasn't even aware that he had this planned until yesterday evening when Wilhelmina arrived with it and informed me that it was on the grounds. And Malcolm . . . perhaps I ought to have told him, but he had gone home to his flat already."
"Lovely. Just . . . lovely. Have they other handlers, or is it only Wilhelmina?" Minerva asked. She should have noticed that Wilhelmina was nowhere to be seen.
"There's another wizard from the preserve, and Kettleburn is with them, as well. Wilhelmina says it's just a small Welsh Green, but they are very territorial, and the dragon's not pleased to have been suddenly uprooted from its home," Gertrude said as they entered the Quidditch stadium. Minerva noticed a large white marquee set up at one end of the pitch, presumably the dragon's temporary shelter.
"Never fear, hen!" Siofre said, touching her granddaughter's elbow lightly. "I am sure Albus has it all under control. And Malcolm has more talent than you give him credit for. The lad might be a wee bit headstrong, but he's no fool."
The two witches followed Gertrude as she led them up to the box where the scorekeeper and announcer usually sat during Quidditch games. As they arranged themselves and Minerva pulled her cloak closer about her, less from chilliness than from a sense of unease, Blampa reappeared with an ear-splitting pop.
Blampa held up a set of matte black Omnioculars. "Blampa gets Professor Minerva ominiominionoculars."
"Thank you, Blampa," Minerva said, accepting the Charmed binoculars. "Come, sit here. We saved you a seat." She patted the space between her and Gertrude.
Blampa looked down and shook her head. "Blampa stands. Blampa happy house-elf."
"Blampa, if you would prefer to stand, that is fine, but I would like it if you sat next to me. I asked you to come to help keep me company, after all," Minerva said, somewhat bothered by the return of the cringing house-elf.
Blampa looked shyly over at the petite-but-imposing figure of Siofre Tyree, who was fiddling with her own small Omnioculars, more like opera glasses than the large set of Charmed field glasses that Minerva held. The white-haired witch noticed the house-elf looking at her.
"If my granddaughter wishes to have you sit beside her, I have nothing to say against it, child," Siofre said, speaking more gently than she had all morning, then returning to her adjustments to her Omnioculars.
Blampa hopped up on the seat and sat quietly between the two teachers, taking hold of Minerva's robes again. Albus, Filius, and Johannes joined them a few moments later.
The crowd grew quiet as Hagrid stepped out into the stadium.
"We ask yer cooperation. For this task, yer quiet is requested." Hagrid looked around as if checking to be sure everyone had heard him. "Thank you."
Hagrid disappeared back under the stands, and a moment later, the hush was momentarily broken with an excited whispering as the large white tent disappeared to reveal a Welsh Green Dragon. Whatever Wilhelmina may have said about it being a small dragon, it certainly seemed large to Minerva, at least fifteen feet long, perhaps a bit more. Minerva couldn't see Wilhelmina or Kettleburn, or anyone else, down with the dragon, but she assumed they were close at hand. Dragons couldn't be tamed, but they could be handled, and Minerva hoped that the handlers were nearby in case Malcolm had trouble.
The Welsh Green had been loosely staked by only one leg. Minerva presumed that the dragon could break free quite easily, and she regretted not having her wand at hand not that she had any notion what kind of spell could stop a rampaging dragon.
The dragon was looking around, seeming to judge the crowd of people. Gertrude leaned toward Minerva.
"It can't see us," she whispered. "Wilhelmina explained that they put a charm on the stands. It thinks it is in a large, roofless paddock. And it was well-fed this morning."
Minerva turned to her grandmother and repeated that bit of information, and she could feel Siofre relax her grip on the wand in the pocket of her tartan robes.
As the nervous crowd looked on, only occasional whispers passing among them, Malcolm walked out onto the pitch barefoot and his wand held loosely in his right hand. Every book Minerva had read had said to approach a dragon from the rear, but Malcolm walked toward it head on, slowly but steadily, until he stopped about thirty feet from her. The dragon opened its mouth and seemed to sniff the air, then it rose up from its crouch, a rumble beginning somewhere deep in its throat. In the hush, Malcolm's voice rang clearly in the stadium, though he spoke softly.
"Hullo, young lassie." He cocked his head. "Don't think you'll be needing that, now." Malcolm waved his left hand and the chain and shackle vanished.
The confused dragon shook her leg. Her tail switched back and forth. She lowered her head and another grumble emerged from her partially open mouth.
"You aren't going to like this much better, but I will beg your pardon in advance," Malcolm said as he began to walk again, this time describing an arc, moving around to her side.
This seemed to confuse the dragon, and she turned with him, this time her mouth opened wider, and she let out a harsh roar. Malcolm didn't twitch a hair, but continued walking in a circle around her as she turned with him. Minerva became even more alarmed when the dragon unfurled her wings, but through her Omnioculars, she could see Malcolm's lips turn up and his eyes smile.
"Ready for a bit of exercise? So am I!" Malcolm had gradually come closer to the dragon as he had circled her and she turned with him.
Very suddenly, Malcolm took several long, swift strides, then he bent and leapt, seeming almost to fly through the air. One of his bare feet briefly touched the dragon's bent foreleg, and then, impossibly, he was astride her long neck, his legs holding tightly, his left hand gripping the scaly, loose folds of flesh near her head. He quickly shoved his wand into a Charmed loop on one side of his sporran, then grabbed on with his other hand.
The dragon had gone from confused to annoyed to enraged very quickly. She threw her head back, but Malcolm stayed well-mounted, and Minerva saw him grin with glee. Rearing up, the dragon tried to dislodge her unwanted companion, but Malcolm simply held on and laughed. She raised her foreleg and batted, but was unable to reach him. The angry beast spat fire then, and did a peculiar skip across the pitch, which would have been amusing if the onlookers weren't all rivetted in varying degrees of awe and fear.
Minerva glanced over at Albus. He appeared the picture of calm, but Minerva could see that he was paler than usual, and his wand was in his hand. She wondered if he were regretting this as one of his harebrained ideas, but she turned her attention back to the pitch just in time to see the dragon drop to the ground.
"Oh, my gods, it's going to roll!" someone cried.
Indeed, it appeared that was what the lumbering beast was about to do, and she began to turn onto her side, but then Malcolm leaned forward and bit her ear. This caused her to forget her roll, but now she shook her head violently, and for a moment, Minerva feared that Malcolm would be tossed off, instead, the dragon suddenly stood and stretched, almost like a cat. Minerva heard Gertrude and a number of others in the audience gasp at that, alarmed, but Malcolm laughed again. Apparently that stretch indicated the creature was about to take wing, for the dragon breathed out one more fiery blast then leapt into the air, her wings flapping steadily, creating a perceptible breeze in the stadium.
It seemed that all at once, everyone stood, craning their necks as they watched the dragon climb higher and higher, the wizard on her back lying flat now against his peculiar mount. Minerva could see three figures on brooms Wilhelmina, Kettleburn, and the other dragon-handler, presumably. She didn't know what kind of control, if any, Malcolm had over the dragon's flight, but the dragon seemed happier now that she was in the air, and she circled and swooped, seemingly unconcerned about ridding herself of her passenger. Minerva followed them through her Omnioculars, and she could see that Malcolm was speaking to the beast and seemed to be scratching her neck and behind her ears with his left hand as he still held tight with his right.
Minerva couldn't imagine how this could end. She had no real familiarity with dragons, but she believed that the spells that dragon-handlers normally used to herd the beasts would likely not be safe to use with a wizard riding her. She looked over at Albus. He looked no more nervous than he had, Minerva thought, and he had sat back down and placed his own Omnioculars in his lap, presumably so that he could see all four flyers at once.
There was a sudden flash of fire, and at first, Minerva thought that the dragon had spewed flames again, but it was Fawkes, and as the two wizards and Wilhelmina rode in formation behind and to the sides of the dragon, trying to control the dragon's path but without very much success the phoenix flew down close to the dragon's head. Minerva raised her Omnioculars again just in time to see Malcolm turn toward the phoenix and laugh. Fawkes worried the dragon first from one side then the other, occasionally disappearing then reappearing above or to the other side of the dragon. It seemed to Minerva that the phoenix was also trying to get Malcolm's attention, but Malcolm persisted in holding on to the dragon, and it seemed to Minerva that her brother was going to ride the dragon until she decided to land.
Finally, Malcolm patted the side of the dragon's neck, reached out, grabbed hold of Fawkes's tail feathers, and let go of the dragon. Fawkes flew down to the Quidditch pitch, deposited his passenger, trilled briefly, then disappeared in a flash of flame.
Malcolm tottered a bit as he regained his footing, then he looked over at Gertrude and waved, grinning. The crowd broke into a roar of applause and cheers. With no false modesty, Malcolm waved at everyone and trotted off the pitch.
Albus stood and waited for the spectators to calm down, then he announced, "There will be tea and biscuits served on the lawn in ten minutes. We will reconvene in one hour. I ask that everyone leave the stadium to allow the dragon-handlers to do their work."
Minerva was torn between her desire to stop Albus and ask him what he had been thinking and her desire to find her brother. The latter desire won out, and she followed Gertrude down out of the stands, little Blampa still holding her skirts. Siofre came with them, and they found Malcolm in the Gryffindor changing room, pulling on his dragonhide boots. He looked up and smiled when he saw them.
"Are you all right?" Gertrude asked immediately, sitting down beside him and pushing aside a curly lock of hair that had fallen across his forehead.
Siofre observed this gesture and raised an eyebrow, but said nothing.
"Aye, I am fine, Trudie," Malcolm said with a soft smile. "It was fun."
"But what a thing for Albus to have had you do!" Minerva cried. "You could have been hurt any of the spectators could have been, in fact!"
"Oh, he gave me the option. This or something else. But it's a rare opportunity, so I jumped at it," Malcolm said with a grin.
"Well, laddie, you have done well, but you still have the rest of the morning ahead of you," Siofre said. "Time for us all to get some tea. And you should have something better than biscuits." She looked down at Blampa, who was hiding shyly behind Minerva. "You, there Blampa, is it? Could you fetch some sandwiches for the grandson here?"
Blampa nodded eagerly, and looked up at Minerva for her permission.
"That's a good idea, Blampa. Fetch some sandwiches and rejoin us on the lawn," Minerva said.
Ten minutes later, they were sitting together under a large umbrella unwrapping the sandwiches Blampa had just brought them. Minerva wasn't at all hungry, but she took one anyway. Albus was heading toward them, stopping briefly to speak with a few of the other teachers at another table. When he reached them, he smiled down genially.
"Ah, sandwiches! An excellent idea. Do you mind if I join you?" Albus asked.
"Not at all, boss," Malcolm said with a cheeky grin, then, before Albus could do it, Malcolm had conjured him a pouffy armchair, covered in a gaudy print with animated pink flamingos peeking out from behind bright tropical flowers.
Albus laughed. "Is this an attempt to persuade me to cancel the rest of the morning? If so, my er, Malcolm, you have very nearly succeeded," he said, sitting down in the chair and reaching for a sandwich.
"That would disappoint me greatly, boss. And what I said before, the other day? Never mind that. I'll get used to it if you get used to my calling you 'boss'!" Malcolm said with a wink.
"We shall see, my boy!"
"Albus . . . that was quite a surprise," Minerva said, changing the subject.
"I do enjoy surprising people, as you know, my dear," Albus said as he poured himself a cup of tea.
"This was not one of your more pleasant surprises, I have to say," Minerva replied sternly.
"Your brother coped very well," Albus said. "And the handlers were there. There was no real danger, my dear."
"When there is a dragon involved, Albus, there is always danger," Gertrude said, sounding no less stern than Minerva had.
"Sufficient unto the day, sufficient unto the day," Siofre quoted admonishingly. "And now Malcolm has to face the rest of the morning. There is little point in saying anything more on that matter." She looked over at her oldest grandchild. "You did very well, however."
Forty-five minutes later, everyone was back in the stadium watching as Malcolm removed a curse from a box and opened it. It was rather dull, as he was completely successful and nothing happened when he removed the lid from the box; he only pulled a plush stuffed dragon from its depths. Interest was piqued again, however, when Albus walked out onto the pitch with Flitwick. After Flitwick had conferred briefly with both wizards, he left the field and climbed up to the box where Minerva and Gertrude sat.
The new Charms teacher pointed his wand at his throat and announced, "The duel will proceed under modified sporting rules. It will last twenty minutes or until one or the other of the players is unable to continue. Gentlemen, whenever you are ready, you may begin."
After removing the Sonorus Charm, Flitwick drew a quill and some parchment from his pocket. It was evidently some kind of automagical quill like the one he had used to record the committee meetings, and he began muttering under his breath, watching the quill. Apparently satisfied that it was functioning correctly, he nodded and fell silent, waiting.
Albus and Malcolm were facing one another, just chatting, it seemed, then they turned and casually walked apart. They both stopped at about the same time and turned back. Malcolm smiled briefly and nodded, drawing his wand, then Albus raised his. At Albus's nod, Malcolm let off a quick spell, which Minerva thought was a Stinging Hex, but they were both casting nonverbally, so she couldn't be certain. Albus deflected it easily and quickly cast a Stunner followed by a Confundus, forcing Malcolm to deflect two very different spells rapidly without being able to get off a spell of his own.
Albus was just about to cast another minor hex as Malcolm was countering the Confundus, when Malcolm cast wandlessly with his left hand, only slightly after he had deflected the hex with the spell cast from his wand. Albus looked slightly surprised, but not displeased, and cast another spell. Minerva could feel his magic rippling this time, so whatever he had cast, he had done so with greater force than he had the previous spells, but Malcolm slashed his wand through the air and his spell met Albus's midway, creating a colourful explosion, much as he had done with Minerva's spell when they had practised. Unlike Minerva, however, Albus was undistracted by the display of pyrotechnics, and simply deflected the next spell that Malcolm cast.
The two wizards began to cast more rapidly, too rapidly for most onlookers to be able to determine what spells were cast, but they still occasionally blazed, glowed, or exploded, providing some entertainment. Minerva couldn't imagine how the two could continue to cast so rapidly and not seem fatigued. Malcolm had begun to move about as he cast, trying to tire the older wizard physically, perhaps, but Albus allowed him move and stayed in one spot himself, merely turning to follow his opponent. One of Albus's spells reached Malcolm as he was too slow in casting a defensive spell, and although he leapt out of the way, it hit his right shoulder. Minerva couldn't tell whether it had hurt or not, but Malcolm responded by slashing with his left hand as he thrust with his wand in his right hand; a wind came up, and conjured orange dust swirled around Albus, who banished it easily. Malcolm took that moment to cast a blasting charm at Albus, who had time only to throw up a very general shield, and the charm caused a boom when it hit the shield and the reverberations seemed to rock Albus. Just as Albus was regaining his feet and was about to cast another spell, Malcolm thrust his left fist into the air and the stadium was suddenly filled with the sound of a hundred bagpipes wailing and dozens of drums beating, and the spectators all covered their ears.
Albus was momentarily startled by the sudden, intense martial music, and Malcolm took the opening to cast two-handed again, slapping his left palm downward while flicking up very quickly with his wand. The turf rose up and rippled out toward Albus, like a giant carpet being shaken out. It lifted Albus up off of his feet, and he landed on his back, hard. As Albus rolled over and pushed himself back up, Malcolm cast again, rather appalling Minerva and her sense of fair play, but this spell was again not cast on Albus himself, but on the pitch, and there was a sudden thick field of sunflowers surrounding Albus.
Minerva could just make out Albus's grey head as he stood, then the music stopped, the field of flowers vanished, and Albus smiled at Malcolm, who was now breathing hard. Malcolm raised his wand to cast, but his spell was easily side-stepped by Albus, who cast an offensive spell at Malcolm. Minerva giggled. Malcolm had not been able to move out of the way, and his shield spell had been completely ineffective, the purple-rayed spell just passing right through it. Malcolm was now completely covered in long auburn fur, so much fur that he couldn't see. Albus cast another spell, but Malcolm managed to twist out of the way, despite his momentary blindness, and that one didn't strike. Minerva recognised it as another Transfiguration spell, one that she had developed during the last months of the war but that had never been used, due to its difficulty. She was a little disappointed. She would have enjoyed seeing Malcolm with dolphin flippers and long auburn fur.
Malcolm managed to rid himself of the fur, all the while dancing about trying, by feel only, to avoid Albus's lazily cast hexes. Now that Malcolm was unencumbered, the two wizards cast furiously fast again, Malcolm seeming to be running entirely on adrenalin and Albus looking no more huffed than if he had climbed a few flights of stairs, which was not at all. Still, Malcolm more than held his own, and one of his slicing hexes made it through and opened a long but shallow cut on Albus's forehead. Minerva was impressed. Despite the obvious frenzy with which Malcolm was casting, he had sufficient control to keep from creating a bigger wound, and she remembered her own spell, which had been meant simply to raise a slight welt but which had done much worse.
Albus wiped the dripping blood from his eyes with the sleeve of his golden robe and cast a blaster, aiming at Malcolm's feet. It almost toppled the younger wizard, but though there was now a large crater in the pitch, Malcolm had merely leapt backwards and landed steady on his feet, casting a fireball hex as he came down. Oddly, Albus laughed as the ball of fire approached him, growing as it flew. Malcolm's eyes widened when he realised that Albus was neither stepping aside nor countering it, and he raised his wand to try to stop it himself, but too late, and the ball of fire hit Albus mid-chest, exploding on contact. Malcolm ran towards Albus, but the older wizard was engulfed in flame and vanished in a bright flash. Malcolm stood stock-still for a moment, his face completely drained of colour, then he sank to his knees as the rest of the spectators rose to their feet in horror. It happened so quickly that Minerva had barely comprehended it before relief swept over her.
Malcolm put a hand on the singed turf, blinking at it in dismay, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. A confused expression crossed his face as he turned his head. He just had time to see Albus smiling down at him, the sun a halo shining behind his head, when the older wizard flicked two fingers, and Malcolm tilted to one side, slowly crumpling to the scorched grass, Stunned.
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954 Reviews | 6.45/10 Average
Okay...I think it's time for a Gertrude and Malcolm story. If you got any ideas like the proposal or her pregnancy I'm all ears. I've read this story 100 times but just wanted to say that this story is great every single time I read it, it always feels like my first time.
I have a love hate relationship with this fic. I do not enjoy stories where people spend time angsting when they could just tell each other how they feel and be done with it, no matter how it plays out. I enjoyed this because of Quin. If you hadn't had he or Getrude, this story wouldn't have worked for me. The witty dialogue is what kept me interested to the end. Well done with your OCs.
Review in progress... :-)
Putting myself in Albus's shoes - from his vantage point of what had played out between them - I can very well imagine how awfully guilty he must have felt, how repulsed by his own behaviour, how defeated, with no option but to assume things were over. Really sad and horrible, for him.
But then Gertrude...oh, how I love that woman! Her questioning of Albus, her coclusions: brilliant! Utterly love that small scene! :-)
Forgot to rate...
Must have been very upsetting, embarrassing and worrying for Albus indeed, to have found a young woman attractive for a few moments, only to find out that she's actually his student. I can so imagine how he must have been shocked and appalled by himself.
I loved seeing these two lively, bright and, both of them, determined and decisive girls: Melina seeing the need to educate on healing spells, before even being allowed to hold a wand; and Minerva, trying to take matters in hand concerning Albus's health as well as the running of Murdoch's household. Yet, I always find Melina bordering on overpowering and you already show that here, in her as a young girl.
"And what a pity we can’t hold hands as innocently as Melina does." I love this observation, which, I'd say, actually counts for all of us.
You made me realize it's a bit sad, isn't it? Holding hands is comforting and gives a sense of closeness, but once you're above a certain age (and experience?), there's just no way the innocence will ever come back, unless it's holding hands with a small child. Which means that I, and most likely by far the most of us, hardly ever hold hands anymore. Alas.
Very nice, serious chapter and probably decisive in Albus's later 'hesitations' towards Minerva. Right???
Soap in the eyes indeed! Malcolm is such a twit ... its hard not to like him at least a little ... still ... I think Gertrude is far too big a catch for the likes of this McGonagall ... *snorts*
Forgive me Madam Raven ... I'm bound to get uppity with at least one of your characters.
Even with my aggravation, I did enjoy Malcolm and Gertie's banter.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Awww, you'd like Gertrude to be single and still all shades of mourning? Poor Malcolm! He adores her, you know! :-) ;-) He also amuses her & brings her some vitality. Glad you enjoyed their banter! :-)
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
I know I know ... and you know why, of course ... his arrogance and swagger embarrass me because .... yes ... exactly ... reminds me of a younger version of ... someone foolish ... not saying whoooooo ... *whistles innocently*
And of course we can't have Gertie in all shades of black forever! She needs her lime green suits - just like in this chapter - she redresses in three shades of ... GREEN! Gertrude Spring! Seee! That's where I got the lime green from! *grins*
That and I would want her to find joyous love ... I love Gertie too much not to. Even if it has to be Malcolm. *grins*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
There's a place in life for people who are a bit brash. Aside from their entertainment value! haha! But don't be down on those characteristics of yourself. You've noted yourself that you've learned to tone down a bit and not just say whatever pops into your head! :-)Yep, Malcolm got her to wear green, green, and green, and look all nice and cheerful. I was pretty sure you were remembering her post-Malcolm greenness when you mentioned the lime green suit. hee!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
I will share something simple I have learned. Humility is a virtue and pride is a liability. *nods* And I has lots more liabilities than virtues, me thinks.
I so love this chapter. The dragon riding is just so incredible ... and then the duel is ABSOLUTELY awesome! I love the giant field of sunflowers and the fireball - aka - fire don't hurt phoenixes - snap you're stunned, Buddy bit.
Give me a Madam!
Give me a Raven!
Ravenclaw's Madam Raven!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Holy COW! Bloo knows English!
Dragons Dragons Dragons!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
It was a stunner to get any review from Bloo that didn't consist of "Cheers for posting." It became so tiresome to keep opening TPP review alerts, go to the review page, and discover yet another of the exact same three words. I didn't want to turn off alerts altogether because I was still getting a lot of real reviews for fics that were still WIPs at the time.I'm glad you enjoyed the dragon riding and the "whoops, you're Stunned!" at the end. :-)Thanks!
Madam Raven, remind me which house Siofre was sorted into?
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
She's Ravenclaw. And Lydia is Slytherin. Siofre's first husband - Merwyn's father - was Gryffindor, and her second husband Herbert was Hufflepuff.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
I thought she was Ravenclaw. Still no idea who Lydia is ... I know her daughter is Maisy, or Maise or something like that.
Forgive me, I get all the McGonagalls and their affiliates, across yours, mine and Squibby's universes confused.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Lydia's her sister-in-law, remember? Murdoch Tyree's wife. She's a major CSG character. (I thought you were reading that at one point, but I must have misremembered.)
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
No I was reading it (you are correct), but in the last six months I've lost about 40 IQ points and have forgotten nearly everything I used to know ... so I am behind on RaM-verse extensions. Bad me ...
*sighs* Albus ... Albus ... Albus ... most romantic man to ever grace .... fiction. If only men could be so romantic anymore. That poem is beautiful ... I am guessing, since there are no foot-notes, that it is one of your originals?
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yep, Albus and I wrote that way early in the story. I'm not much of a poet, but I thought it felt and sounded like a poem that Albus would write.
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“Ah, well, it’s best not to rush things. Enjoy it, Minerva, savour it. He’s likely nervous, as well. The age difference is probably causing him far more concern than it is you. His perspective is different from yours, and as I said when you were here on Friday, he is from a different time and place. He also has had experiences in his life that you and I, fortunately, have been spared, and that I can only dimly imagine.”
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I really like that. That shows uncommon wisdom.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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“No, simply . . . odd, disorienting, I suppose,” Albus replied, though Minerva thought that he did look tired and drawn. “It was so long ago, it is almost like remembering a dream. Collum was actually almost five years younger than I, in Aberforth’s year, but he was in my House, and I was also good friends with Perseus. Perseus and Crispinian were cousins of some sort, and Crispy was great friends with Collum, who was only a couple years younger than he. Anyway, for some reason – I don’t remember why, now – we were all here for a few days that summer after my NEWTs. I had just married, and I remember that Dervilia persuaded me that we should accept the invitation because I would be beginning my apprenticeship soon and would have much less time for my friends. I hadn’t been inclined to, wanting to spend the time with her, and feeling that they were all still children while I was a married man – at all of eighteen! But we actually had a good time. I remember that the girls – Siofre and Gwyn – visited once for the day and gave Dervilia some relief from our masculine company.” Now Minerva was beginning to feel peculiar. Gwynllian and Siofre, the “girls,” were her grandmothers. Perseus was Gwynllian’s brother, and Crispinian was her other grandfather. For a dizzying moment, Minerva felt as though she had stepped back in time, to a point when her Great-uncle Perseus was just a boy, friends with Crispinian, not knowing that Crispinian would marry his sister, Gwyn, nor that Collum would marry Siofre and die in an accident when his son, Merwyn, was just a baby. And Albus and Dervilia . . . that their happiness would be very short-lived.
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Woah ... yeah that would make me uncomfortable as well ... that is ... well that is just ... well ... my head would be swimming if I were Minerva.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, it is dizzying for Minerva, and it gives her an appreciation for some of the points her mother made, and for how and why Albus would not be completely comfortable yet.
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“Hold still, Merwyn! Your collar is all askew here,” Egeria said with slight impatience.“Don’t see why we have to get all dressed up,” Merwyn grumbled. “I thought what I was wearing this morning was perfectly acceptable.” “Those old brown robes make you look like Friar Tuck,” Egeria grumbled back.“They do not! Besides, I thought you liked my brown robes. That’s what you said the last time I wore them!” “No, it isn’t. I said I liked taking them off of you. There is a difference,” Egeria said with a smile. She patted his tummy and added, “And you are right, you don’t look like Friar Tuck. You have a much nicer figure – though heaven only knows why, when you sit behind your desk all day or in the library with your feet up.”
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Tee hee hee ... now Madam Raven, don't take my head off here, as you know I tend to picture your characters in my mind regardless of how you describe him ... but I thought you'd like to know how I picture Merwyn ... and here I see that I was wrong.
I picture Merwyn of average height, black hair that is now full of silver and white, and a very round figure ... probably from all that sitting behind his desk.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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Minerva laughed. “Fly without a broom? No, haven’t mastered that, wouldn’t try. It’s not possible.”It was Albus’s turn to laugh. “Not impossible, merely very rare in this part of the world. And the Ministry would like to keep it that way. Hard to regulate that sort of thing. Most witches and wizards couldn’t accomplish it, anyway.”Minerva stopped and looked back at him. “You are joking, aren’t you?” “Not at all. I rarely do it, myself, although when I was with Master Nyima, I became quite adept. I would sometimes fly with Mother Dragon. I think that is one reason she took a liking for me, actually.”Minerva looked at him a moment, digesting this information, then she shook her head and continued the climb. Well, she hadn’t believed it was possible to become as completely invisible as Albus could, either. In fact, at the time, she had actually thought that she had always believed becoming invisible was as impossible as flight without a Charmed object. Apparently, it was, though not the way that she had believed. She should never underestimate Albus Dumbledore.
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*grins* I like this.
See ... we HP fans know that Dumbledore is brilliant and amazingly powerful ... but just to say it, well its a bit of a let-down, and harder to take as fact. But showing it ... especially in a sideways manner such as this ... an off-handed type of author's compliment, well that seems to me, to be perfection. I can truly appreciate his amazing talents here ... especially considering that Minerva (who is particularly powerful and talented) is amazed.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I'm glad you liked that. :-)I remember knowing that I would slip that in way back when I wrote the chapter where Dumbledore invisibly observes Minerva doing her tutoring session, and I always envisioned it happening at her family home -- I'd originally been going to have him actually fly, but without a good reason, it would have felt too stilted, especially since his Animagus form flies, so that would be more natural.
*shakes head* Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm ... there is such a thing as tact .... *groans* sadly .... I think I get most frustrated with Malcolm because he reminds me of myself ... er ... I should clarify, my younger self, who was obnoxiously blunt and said what ever came to my mind ... and I likely came off as gruff and uncouth as Malcolm does ... so its an annoying reminder of just how ungracious I can be. *grumbles*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
He doesn't always employ his internal censor, and he doesn't always have the best way of putting things, but his heart's usually in the right place. And when he wants to, when he puts his mind to it, he can be tactful. But that takes work for him!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Sounds like someone I know ... *groans* Another reminder for me. I guess some of us are just ungifted with the 'gracious' gene.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
He doesn't always employ his internal censor, and he doesn't always have the best way of putting things, but his heart's usually in the right place. And when he wants to, when he puts his mind to it, he can be tactful. But that takes work for him!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Sounds like someone I know ... *groans* Another reminder for me. I guess some of us are just ungifted with the 'gracious' gene.
FINALLY! Hooray for Quin and Wilspy ... *steals Wilspy and takes her to the island where she's stashed Gertrude*
I thought about stealing Quin but ... I am on this celibacy kick ...
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Oooohhhhh noooooes! *MMADfan enlists Quin to help find and steal back Wilspy and Gertrude*
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
*Quin turns on the charm , turning
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
's celibate knees to jelly so she can't chase after MMADfan as she steal back Wilspy and Gertrude*
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
*floats like a jellyfish (uber slow) across the water while she sees Quin, Gertrude and Wilspy sail off on the boat. Is quite sure Wilspy and Gertrude are crying and waving in mourning as Quin steals them both from the enchanted island*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Heheheh!!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Its an island enchanted to have no mosquitos, sand flies, fire ants or thorny trees/bushes but lots of beautiful fish, both shell and fin, and a huge variety of fruit trees and veggies year round, and maintains a perfect temperature and humidity level ... *sighs*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I wanna go there!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Me too!
This is the chapter that I want to throttle Minerva and grant Quin sainthood ... honestly ... what she does to that poor man ...
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I know. Minerva was not at her best there, was she? Poor Quin!
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Finally, at midnight, he went down to his office and opened the cupboard in which he kept his Charmed parchments. He rarely used them, and he hesitated to now. It would be prying . . . it would be for his own personal gain, not for school business. But he cast the necessary spells, and the results were clear and easy to read, there were so few people in the castle. Johannes was in his bedroom in Ravenclaw Tower. Gertrude and Malcolm . . . were both together. In her rooms. In her bedroom, in fact. Well, that answered one question that he hadn’t wished to ask. Johannes’s name was steady, but Gertrude’s and Malcolm’s names seemed to pulse, becoming thicker and bolder, then returning to the normal script. He could imagine what that might mean, and he averted his eyes. But Minerva’s name was not on the list. There was Fawkes listed. For some reason, he was perched in the Astronomy Tower. But no other being or creature was named. Albus still hadn’t set the wards properly to detect the ghosts. It had been a low priority, and he had never managed to get to it.
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OOOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, so THAT's how the Mara's Map was created! Or at least, that is one way ... nice little intry there, Madam Raven!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, the magic that allows those Charmed parchments is the magic that was tapped into to create the Marauders' map. It's part of the magic that was being tested and fixed that summer when Minerva helped with the wards, changing back and forth into her Tabby self to see whether the wards detected her identity when she turned into her Animagus form -- the wards had been so damaged that they no longer detected someone who was in Animagus form.Many years later, this became important for seeing Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black on the map. Also, by the time that he enlisted Minerva's help, Dumbledore had already fixed the ward that detected the true identity of someone who was disguised using Polyjuice -- meaning that during GoF, Potter saw that B. Crouch was searching Snape's office. Of course, he thought that it was B. Crouch senior, not the crazy son who had supposedly died in Azkaban. The fake Moody (Barty Crouch) took the map from Harry so that Harry wouldn't notice that Moody never left his office (where he was stuck in the trunk), and that where Moody apparently was, Crouch actually was.
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“I thought I was being seduced, but it has been a while . . . I may have been wrong,” Gertrude answered, her breath warm upon his face.
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I just love her wit.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
She is one sharp Slytherin, and she loves answering a question at a different level than it was being asked. :-)
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“Yes, you mentioned that at the party. You are aware of how Gertrude’s husband died, though?” Minerva asked.
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What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Goodness - Minerva has a serious voyeur problem, doesn't she? Naughty!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
She's concerned that Malcolm might bring up a sensitive subject in an inappropriate way, for one, but mostly, she's worried that Malcolm might just be in it for the fun and that Gertrude is vulnerable if he just up and leaves. Gertrude hasn't formed any other attachment since the trauma of having her husband killed in such a gruesome manner, as far as Minerva knows, so Minerva's worred that Gertrude is opening herself up in a rare manner and that her brother might just be too cavalier with her feelings. (I'd have to reread the section, but that's what I remember o fher motivation.)I'm sure Minerva wishes she had better timing! lol!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
As I continued to read, Minerva's concern was apparent, as usual, in my typical Gryffie fashion - we leap before we look ... or rather, we shoot our mouths off before we have all the facts. *sighs*
Oh hooooo! Malcolm may think he doesn't want to become too ... attached ... but his heroic defense of 'good' Slytherins sure tells me something or other about a recent acquaintance of his.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, he is definitely defensive here! Seems he is becoming more than a little attached to a certain Slytherin!
I so love Gertrude. I want a Gertrude in my life! *steals Gertrude and runs away*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
*MMADfan puts on her running shoes and jogs after
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
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Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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“It was a long time ago, as I said, that it all began. When I was a child, really, I suppose. I would like to be able to say with some modesty that my time as a student was unremarkable, but it was not. I excelled at whatever I put my hand, mind, and magic to. I was eager to learn, even more eager than you were – indeed, the Sorting Hat very nearly put me in Ravenclaw, but it decided, in the end, that my nature and my need were Gryffindor. “I chafed at what I saw were restrictions on me and my progress. I found most of my teachers wanting, and believed them dull and unimaginative. Nonetheless, I wanted to please them, and please them I usually did. But I pushed every boundary and stretched it. If it weren’t for the guidance and firm hand of Professor Futhark, I might have become even more insufferable than I no doubt was. But despite my general attitude, I found myself with friends of all types, and, with a rather foolish and overblown sense of my own importance, I came to believe myself not only advanced academically but also better than my peers and their natural leader. And, I suppose, I was – academically advanced and a leader, not better than they,” he clarified.
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I really like this ... it sounds very Albus to me ... save for the Ravenclaw bit *grins* but sometimes you just gotta tout yer house, right?
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I think that sometimes, it's really clear that there's one House that a witch or wizard belongs in, and other times, there are others that would suit, too. I think Albus could have fit in with Ravenclaw -- he certainly pursued knowledge, both Light and Dark -- but there were bits of his personality that drove him that were Gryffindor that shaped his intellect and his use of it. (I can't have written that part of the monologue and really substituted "Hufflepuff" -- though I think that with a few tweaks to the text, Slytherin could have been included as an option -- he is a wily wizard, after all!)I'm glad you like it. It's one of the reasons that I think this section, these chapters, work better as a first-person recounting than as I had originally written it -- in the third person as a kind of flashback. We get to see Albus's personality then and now, and his own take on his character as a teen and young man, and how it developed.
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“Not a bit of trouble, my dear man, not a bit of it! A friend of the Headmaster’s is a friend of mine, I’d like to think! And dear Gertrude, of course.” He winked at Quin. “She’s quite the witch, isn’t she? Knew each other as students of course. Had a bit of a crush on me at the time, I think.”
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I have to laugh at this ... I just do ... he's a younger and less wise Slughorn than the Sluggy I know from HBP, so it does make sense that he'd brag a bit louder and exaggerate a bit stronger ... but saying that of one's co-worker - wow! That takes some ... something ...
You know I have a soft spot for Slughorn I think it would be fun to pick his brain and study him ... especially try to determine what conditions cause him to puff out his chest the most ... call me weird.
I also love any and all descriptions of the various houses, since we only see two of them in the movies - Slytherin and Gryffindor ... never did get a chance to see Ravenclaw's or Hufflepuff's ... shame really. I'd love to see the Badger room, all decked out in black and yellow - I think I'd feel like I was snug inside a giant bee hive! Oh and I would imagine there would be plenty of honey.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, Sluggy's sense of grandiosity is quite at its peak here. And it's not yet been burst by the emergence of the Slytherin "Death Eater sect" led by one of his former star pupils. So he's amiably pompous, tries a bit too hard to chum-up to Quin, and yet there is a part of him that genuinely likes other people (in my view) and simply wants them to like him in return. I really enjoyed envisioning the Slytherin dorms and some of the more decent Slytherins in "The Sorting of Susie Sefton." It was fun to look at them from a different POV than we had in the books, and yet try to make it all still recognizably Slytherin.It would be neat to experience Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. And I wonder if Hufflepuff would be all honey with no stings attached ...
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“It is worth far more than that, Horace, as you know,” Gertrude said, “and even if you offered what it might fetch on the open market, you know the Headmaster still wouldn’t part with it. Your grumbling about it every time he generously chooses to share it is most unseemly and detracts from our enjoyment.”
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HAHAHAHAHA! Stop complainin and enjoy the bloody mead, yeh buggar!
I do like this chapter, I love just the idea that being a head of house, or even just a teacher, creates some sort of bond, or weave, in the magical wards and structure of the castle. And its nice to see the faculty supporting each other.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Oh and, I also love lore with the Sorting Hat - for some reason I find that 'character' of Rowling's to be fascinating.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I like to imagine that each teacher in the history of Hogwarts, especially Heads of Houses and Headmasters/mistresses, leave some of themselves, some of their magic, in the wards, helping to strengthen the school long after they're gone. That would be a heritage.The Sorting Hat is fascinating, and I think it is intriguing to contemplate whether it's sentient or not, and what its existence says about sentience, at least in the HP/Hogwarts universe.
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Besides, when I first began teaching, it wasn’t long after Reginald died. It didn’t feel as though it had been long, anyway. I was not particularly concerned with what I looked like. It became a habit. And now I’m too old to be worried about such things.”
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Oh how I can relate to that!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yeah, I think Gertrude is quite human here. But it's interesting how when Malcolm comes into her life, she begins to take an interest in her clothes again! Or at least, they reflect a cheerier self. :-)
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Albus smiled and sliced them each a piece. The cake itself was chocolate, and it was filled with raspberries and thick whipped cream. There was more whipped cream, Minerva thought, than cake. The icing was chocolate, one layer of an almost brittle icing, then a softer chocolate butter cream over that in decorative curlicues and rosettes. Whole raspberries topped it all off.
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GAH! I want a cake like that for my birthday - ANY birthday!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Me too!
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“All right. Are you finished, then? Would you like more wine? I have another bottle – ”Albus laughed. “Are you getting me in practice for your brothers?”Minerva smiled. “I don’t think I could drink any more, either, but I thought I would offer. We can have some cognac with our dessert.”Albus pushed back from the table. “We could try out your wireless,” he suggested.“Good!” Minerva would be agreeable to almost anything he suggested right now.
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I'll bet she would!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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Minerva looked up at him and was struck by how very attractive he was. In that moment, she would have agreed that the sound of monkeys banging ashcans was nice. Fortunately, this was the station’s “music for the dinner hour,” and really was pleasant.
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*bursts out laughing, barking in fact*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Minerva is in a very agreeable mood!