V: Madam Puddifoot’s and a Complicated Situation
Chapter 5 of 141
MMADfanMinerva and Poppy meet at Madam Puddifoot’s and give her niece some advice.
ReviewedV: Madam Puddifoot's and a Complicated Situation
Minerva and Melina met, as agreed, outside of Scrivenshaft's and took a few moments to glance at the quills they had on display in the window. The two had turned to leave, when behind them they heard a familiar voice.
"Ah, Fortune must have smiled upon me today! Two lovely McGonagalls!"
The two turned back to see Albus emerging from Scrivenshaft's with a surprisingly large package, considering the kind of wares Scrivenshaft's sold.
"Professor Dumbledore!" exclaimed Melina happily. "I think it is we upon whom Fortune has smiled or, at least, on me Minerva gets to see you every day. This is an unexpected pleasure!"
"And how are you, Miss McGonagall?" asked Dumbledore. "Or should I say 'Healer McGonagall'?"
Minerva started at hearing "Miss McGonagall," then realised immediately that Albus had been addressing Melina and not her.
"Oh, I'm very well, Professor. I'm in Edinburgh now, at the clinic, finishing up my programme. In June, you shall be able to call me 'Healer,' if you wish!"
"Of course I will, Miss McGonagall; after all, you have worked very hard these last years to earn that title. But I do hope you aren't neglecting any patients today, strolling the streets of Hogsmeade with your aunt?" he said with a twinkle in his eyes.
Melina laughed. "In fact, Professor, we just got here; we were "
Minerva cut her off, worried that Melina was about to tell Albus about their afternoon up to that point, and she really preferred that he didn't hear all the details Melina might launch into. "We were just meeting Poppy Pomfrey at Madam Puddifoot's in a few minutes, Headmaster."
Albus grinned. "Well, Professor, please don't let me keep you from your tea. I have heard she serves an excellent trifle."
"Perhaps you could join us, Professor," invited Melina. "Or I suppose I should call you 'Headmaster' now!"
"I wouldn't dream of intruding on your 'girls' afternoon out.'" Albus smiled. "And 'Professor' is fine, Miss McGonagall, unless you wish to call me 'Albus.'"
"I don't know if I could manage that, Professor, but please don't feel you would be intruding! Although I am sure that you have other, more pressing business at Hogwarts than taking tea with three witches."
Minerva looked on, unsure of whether she should encourage Albus to join them, or scold Melina later for inviting him, or both. "I'm sure you're right, Melina. The Headmaster is a very busy man."
"Nothing would delight me more than having tea with three charming witches; however, I do need to be elsewhere shortly. I am afraid I have a prior engagement."
After a few more pleasantries, they took their leave, and Minerva hustled Melina down the pavement. "Really, Melina, we will be late to meet Poppy," she scolded. "Standing in the cold in front of Scrivenshaft's, detaining the Headmaster from his business, was not why we Apparated to Hogsmeade."
Melina laughed good-naturedly. "Come on, Min, he spoke to us first! It would have been rude just to walk away, and I know you do not like to be rude. And what was it with all this 'Headmaster Dumbledore' business? Do you always address him so formally? I thought you liked him wasn't that one of the reasons you took the job?"
"Hush! Heavens, Melina! Do you possess no discretion by now? We were in public. It is only respectful to address him appropriately. When he called you 'Miss McGonagall,' well, it was as though I was speaking to him in front of a student, or something, I suppose. And, as I said, we were on a public street. Which we still are, until we enter this establishment, at which time, we will still be in public. Do you know what that means, Melina?" asked Minerva as they approached the door to Madam Puddifoot's and paused.
"Um, that I should address you as 'Professor McGonagall, ma'am'?" asked Melina cheekily.
Minerva restrained herself from rolling her eyes. "Don't be fresh. That is not what I meant, and you know it. Although if you could remember my name is 'Minerva,' I would appreciate it." With that, Minerva opened the door to Madam Puddifoot's.
She didn't know when last her senses had been so assaulted. There was a cacophony of pink everywhere, from shocking pink to salmon pink to pale petal pink; the colour saturated the entire tearoom.
"Get a move on, Min erva! It's cold out here," Melina said, prodding her aunt gently in the back.
"This has got to be the most atrocious room I have ever been in," whispered Minerva to her niece, as they stood looking around for Poppy. They finally found her, tucked behind one of the entirely improbable bushes that the proprietress had scattered between the tables no doubt believing that they lent a romantic atmosphere. In Minerva's opinion, however, they were ugly to the point of putting her off her tea. The bush that had concealed the matron's presence possessed variegated pink and white leaves and small red buds like miniature butterflies, gently flapping their petals like wings. Some kind of mutated Flutterby plant, perhaps, unless it had been charmed pink. Minerva shuddered and wished she could sit with her back to it, but that was the seat that Poppy had chosen.
As introductions were made and tea requested (Minerva ordering the trifle, despite the fact it wasn't one of her preferred desserts), the surroundings receded a bit, although Minerva maintained later that she found the flapping petals too distracting to properly concentrate on her food.
Poppy and Melina took to one another immediately, as Minerva had hoped they would, and after the two had shaken their heads with amazement that their paths had always just missed crossing first at Hogwarts, where Melina entered her first year in 1947 and Poppy had left in 1945, then at St. Mungo's, where Melina had begun her training in 1954, just months after Poppy had left the hospital to return to Hogwarts, which Melina had just left only a few weeks before, following her NEWTs. Both had been Hufflepuffs, and, between their shared experiences at the school and at the hospital, the two had many acquaintances in common. Soon the conversation turned to the recent scrofungulus outbreak in Edinburgh, Melina explaining that that was one reason she had two days off in a row.
"None of us had a break for three solid weeks, Poppy. I'm sure you know what that's like. So Healer Boneset decided we all deserved a little time off. We drew lots, and I was the lucky one to get the weekend."
Minerva, glad that Poppy and Melina had so much in common and hit it off so well, was still beginning to feel a bit like one of the bushes, although not as conspicuous.
"I do hope you are not about to begin discussing scrofungulus again, Melina. I had quite enough of that at lunch without having it disturb my appetite now, too," Minerva said with a light smile.
Melina chuckled. "I don't know how you could have overheard much, with Grandmother Egeria putting you through the wringer like that." She took a sip of her hot tea.
Poppy turned to Minerva and said, "Let me guess. She was 'discussing' your social life again." Poppy seemed to think this quite funny.
"Don't you laugh, Poppy, since your social life was under scrutiny, as well!"
Poppy seemed to swallow her tea the wrong way. Before she knew it, Melina had cast a quick charm, and she had stopped choking. "Ta, Melina! What do you mean my social life?" Poppy was somewhat indignant.
"Well, not your social life, so much as your lack of one. Mother found it a pity that you were meeting me for tea and not a gentleman friend. She saw it as a sign that we both lead a cloistered existence at Hogwarts."
"What! Even if I were seeing someone, who's to say that I wouldn't meet you for tea?"
"Grandmother's notion is that you two are so isolated up at the castle, that if you had an afternoon off, you would be spending it doing something with someone of the opposite sex something far more fun than having tea in Hogsmeade." Melina waggled her eyebrows suggestively and giggled.
"Melina McGonagall, you know that's not what she said!" Minerva cried in mock outrage.
Melina giggled again and licked up a bit of pink icing. "Maybe not in those words, but it's what she was thinking. And certainly what she was implying. 'You should have more joy in life, Minerva' and you know she wasn't talking about the intellectual pleasure of solving a knotty problem in Transfiguration."
Minerva turned almost as red as the obnoxious little blossoms that seemed ready to flit from their stems. "She just wants me to be happy, is all. Since you seem to have listened to our conversation, you probably are also aware that she told me she doesn't care if I ever get married!" Minerva seemed to think that declaration would end the conversation, but she was mistaken.
"No!? Really?! Your mother actually said that? But I thought she was always trying to get you to meet people, wizards, in hopes of getting you married off!" Poppy was glad the conversation had been so neatly deflected from her social life back to Minerva's.
Melina laughed out loud at that. "Oh, don't make any mistake there, Poppy. Grandmother still wants Minerva to meet the right wizard and make whoopie, as the Muggles say she just doesn't care if she gets married to do it!" Melina was clearly taking pleasure in Minerva's discomfiture.
"Well, who are you to speak, Miss Melina I'm-always-too-busy McGonagall! You're younger than I am you're supposed to be sowing your wild oats, or gathering them, or whatever it is that young witches do. I don't see you off with some 'gentleman friend,' as mother would put it, on your first Saturday free in weeks."
Minerva expected to get a rise out of Melina with her words and was surprised when Melina just blushed and fiddled with her teacup.
"What haven't you told me, Melina?" Minerva asked. Poppy wondered if she should excuse herself to use the little witches' room, but then decided this was too much fun.
"Well, Min," Melina took a deep breath, "you see, that was one of the reasons I wanted to see you this afternoon. I wanted to tell you about Brennan."
"I see," said Minerva slowly. "And who is this 'Brennan,' and what did you want to tell me about him?"
"Brennan O'Donald. I met him a few months ago at a play. It was the interval, and we'd both gone to the bar set up in the lobby to get a drink. We'd each ordered the same thing; the bartender had thought we were together and that it was the same order, so he only made one. When he put it down on the counter, Brennan and I both reached for it at the same time, knocking it over and making a mess. We laughed about it, and he bought us each a drink, then the interval was over. I didn't think about him again, honestly, but then I was at a concert one afternoon one of those free ones they have at the museum and I heard a voice behind me asking if I'd care for a drink. I turned around, and there he was. We chatted a bit, then we found seats next to each other. We didn't make any arrangements to meet again, but we did, anyway, a few nights later, at another concert. Well, as he said, three times is the charm, so he invited me to go to dinner with him after the concert. We've been seeing each other ever since."
"I gather from what you say that these have been Muggle concerts. It's rather a coincidence, don't you think, that you and this wizard should keep meeting at these Muggle events, and you have never met him otherwise? Have you considered the fact that, well, there's something wrong with him and that he deliberately followed you and met you at these places?"
"No, it never occurred to me that there is anything wrong with him! He's not some strange masher, Minerva. It is perfectly normal that I never would have met him anywhere else before since he is not a wizard."
Both Poppy and Minerva were silent.
"He's very nice, Minerva! I want you to meet him. I need you to like him. Really." As she pleaded with her aunt, Melina suddenly looked very young to Minerva.
"Oh, darling Melina, I'm sure he's very nice. But, dear, what have you told him? Surely if you've known him a few months, it's been getting more than a little awkward, never being able to bring him home, or have him pick you up." Suddenly Minerva had an alarming thought. "You haven't told him you're a witch yet, have you, Melina?"
"No, no! What do you take me for, Minerva? I have a friend at the clinic who has a flat in Muggle Edinburgh. He picks me up there. Jennie has even put an extra bed in her little study and lets me keep a few things in it, so it looks as though I live there. Brennan keeps saying I should get a place of my own he's even offered me a job since my excuse is that I only just moved to Edinburgh and can't afford my own place yet. He seems to think I've spent too much money on attending concerts and that I should be saving for a flat, so he won't ever let me pay for my own tickets anymore. He insists that's how it should be, anyway, and that he wants to treat me like a lady."
"I wonder how he'd feel if he knew his lady was a witch, though?" asked Poppy, saying something for the first time in a while.
"Oh, he's wonderful, Poppy! I know he wouldn't mind. It'd probably be confusing, at first, but as long as we didn't do anything too startling at the beginning, I really don't think it would be a problem. We have so much in common. He's a chemist, and he even owns his own shop. That's how he was able to offer me a job, you see. He thinks that I'd been studying pharmacology in London and had to move to Edinburgh for family reasons." Melina sighed then and said, "You are right, Minerva, it has been difficult keeping so much from him. If dad didn't live above the apothecary, I might even be able to bring him home, if we had Quimpy stay hidden. But he can't even see the apothecary, let alone enter McTavish Street, because of the Muggle-repelling Charms. Of course, if he did see the apothecary, that would possibly be even worse. I just don't think I can continue seeing him and making up stories like this, Auntie Min, that's why I wanted to talk to you."
Minerva couldn't remember the last time her niece had called her "Auntie Min." With just a little over a decade separating them, they were actually closer in age than she and Melina's father, Murdoch, were.
"Well, Melina," said Minerva, patting her hand comfortingly, "I know it is hard to stop seeing someone whom you care about, thinking of the right excuse, but "
Melina broke in, "That's not what I mean at all, Minerva! I need to find a way to stop lying to him without sounding like I'm off my rocker and without breaking any of the Muggle Protection laws."
"Well, then, you'll have to marry the bloke," said Poppy briskly. "Spring wedding, perhaps?"
"What!" exclaimed Melina. "But I've only known him a few months. I don't think either of us is thinking in that direction yet. He hasn't even met my father. He's nervous enough contemplating that without my suggesting marriage. And I cannot marry him under false pretenses, him thinking I'm just another Muggle, then finding out after it's too late that I'm not." Melina finished her anguished lament and put her head in her hands.
"We understand that, Melina, but why do you think there are so few Magic-Muggle marriages? Not only do we rarely mingle enough to meet, but it is simply too risky to inform a Muggle about our world only to have it turn out that the Muggle and the witch or wizard go their separate ways, leaving the Muggle with dangerous knowledge of us," explained Minerva. "And faced with a choice, most witches and wizards, confronted with the option of continuing to weave ever more complicated fictions about their life and waiting to see if marriage is down the road or leaping feet first into the cauldron and marrying a Muggle they don't know particularly well, most decide to break off their liaisons."
Melina, looking even sadder, clarified, "It's not a liaison."
Poppy, thinking of something that Melina had said, asked, "Why is he nervous to meet your father? I know most young men are a bit nervous about it, but have you made up some terrible story about him, as well, to explain why he hasn't met him yet even though he's right there in Edinburgh?"
"No, no, nothing like that. It's just that, well, Muggles are a little peculiar, is all, about age. To us, a difference of a decade or two is nothing, but apparently he's afraid that dad will think he's 'robbing the cradle,' as he put it."
"My word, Melina, how old is he?" asked Poppy, envisioning a wrinkly old geezer lusting after a fresh young witch.
"Not that old! I keep telling him that, but he keeps saying he's almost twice as old as I am. I tell him that just means that he knows how to treat a lady right."
"Oh, well, that's all right, then. I was just picturing some ancient Muggle drooling all over you, and it gave me the creeps," replied Poppy with a little shudder.
"No, it's not all right, Poppy!" exclaimed Minerva. "How can you say such an irresponsible thing? The man is a Muggle, for heavens sakes and I like Muggles as much as the next witch but it is complicated. Not wrong, please don't misunderstand me, Melina. Not wrong, just very complicated. It only becomes more complicated by the fact that he's older." Minerva held up her hand, silencing Poppy and Melina. "It's not that he's an older man, but that he's an older Muggle. Muggles become less and less open-minded as they get older, although I suppose that could be said of anyone, but worse than that, Muggle men have very short life expectancies. Why, you two could marry next week, and it would feel as though you had just turned around and -poof!- he's dead!"
Melina looked stricken and speechless at Minerva's words.
"Come, now," said Poppy forcefully, "it's not as bad as all that! How old is Brennan, then, about forty?"
"Thirty-nine," said Melina miserably.
"Piffle! That's nothing! He has decades left! You'll outlive him, no doubt, barring something unusual, but that's to be expected, anyway. Witches often outlive their husbands. And some go on to marry again, some don't, but I doubt that their opinion on whether they should have married or not in the first place rests on when their husbands died no, it would depend on the kind of husband he was. And think of it, Melina, Minerva: any of us could die tomorrow in an accident, or we could contract some terrible, incurable disease, or something. There's no guarantee for any of us that we will live to see the next day, is there? But do we say, 'oh, there's just no point in doing anything because we may die tomorrow?' No! Because we may die, we live in the meantime!"
Minerva played with the trifle left on her plate. "You know, Melina, I think Poppy's right," she said slowly. "I simply worry that you'll be unhappy, or that you're borrowing trouble. I can't help it; I care about you."
Melina sighed. "I know, Minerva. And it's not as though I wasn't aware of everything you'd said, I was just trying to avoid thinking about it all. To me, the worst part has been making up the stories, and I was hoping you would have an easy solution to that."
"No, I don't. Do you, Poppy?" When Poppy shook her head, Minerva continued, "Let me think about it for a while, though, and do a little research. In the meantime, have you told your father yet? No? Well, then I think that's the first thing you should do. Then I think you should have them meet maybe dinner in a nice restaurant; Murdoch should still fit into his good blue suit. Then have Brennan bring you back to that flat and have your father go home on his own. Fortunately, Murdoch is good at mingling with Muggles, and if you're in a public place, there shouldn't be too much opportunity for either of you to slip up and say the wrong thing. I do wonder what you've told Brennan your father does for a living, though."
Melina blushed a bit. "I told him he'd been a chemist in London and he'd been sacked for incompetence so he's living off of mother's insurance money and please don't be mad at me Dad will be already!" she finished in a rush of breath.
Minerva just looked at Melina expressionlessly, then she burst out laughing. After a moment, the other two witches joined her.
"Oh, my, Melina, you never fail to disappoint!" chuckled Minerva, trying to catch her breath and wiping tears of laughter from her cheeks. "I wish I could be a fly on the wall when you tell your dad that one!"
"Hmm, Melina, how much have you actually told Brennan about your father's supposed sacking?" asked Poppy.
"Not much, really. I act like it's an uncomfortable topic for me, and he doesn't press. I don't want to make up so many details that he gets curious and asks around in London about him. He must know other chemists who work there. It could wreck everything if he finds out that I'm lying to him about that. I've already had to be evasive about my supposed course work in London. Fortunately, I've done enough reading in Muggle medicine to be able to sound like I've done a term or two."
"Well, suppose you tell him that it wasn't your father's error, but that he took the blame for some other chap who had a young family to feed, or something? That he believed it was a one-time error the young man had learned from, and he didn't want him and his family to suffer from it for the rest of his life, hmm? I hope you didn't make it a deadly error."
"Oh, no, I said that he'd just put the wrong dosage on a bottle and the patient hadn't taken enough and so had got sicker until the doctor discovered she'd not been getting enough medicine."
"Well, that's not so bad, then," said Poppy. "But now we really need to be going. None of my charms have become warm while we're sitting here, but it's already dinnertime at the castle, so we should be getting back."
"Hmm, I'm surprised that after a Hogsmeade weekend, no one has eaten themselves sick on Honeydukes' sweets. I doubt the students will be eating much dinner tonight, and they'll be so tired, they might not have the energy to get into any trouble!" added Minerva, as they called for their bill.
"What are your charms, Poppy?" asked Melina, trying to see them from across the table.
"Ah, Professor Dumbledore gave them to me after he became Headmaster. He always felt, you see, that I was far too tied to the castle, even when no one was ill since accidents can happen anytime. Whenever I did want to get into town, I had to let the Deputy, which he had been, as you know, have a list of places I was going and when I was going to be at each of them. It rather puts a damper on an afternoon of shopping if I have to schedule how many minutes I spend in each shop! On top of that, I never felt easy about leaving for more than a few hours at a time. With this charm bracelet, however, I can be contacted from the Headmaster's Office at any time I leave the Hogwarts grounds." Poppy held out her wrist to display her bracelet. "The cauldron means there's been some kind of potions accident, the wand means there's a spell involved, the broom means it's an accidental injury since so many of those involve Quidditch. If the hat gets warm, it's a student; if the book does, it's a staff member. And the feather means that it's an extreme emergency."
"Why a feather?" asked Melina as they were leaving the restaurant.
"Because birds fly, I suppose," Poppy replied.
The three set off down the main street, Melina saying that she'd walk with them as far as the Three Broomsticks since she planned to Floo home from there, rather than Apparate for the third time that day. The three women walked through the new snow that had fallen while they had been in Madam Puddifoot's and chatted, Melina saying she'd take Minerva's and Poppy's advice and Owl them both soon. As they neared the Three Broomsticks, they could see two people emerging from it and the warmly lit room beyond. One of the two figures was clearly that of Dumbledore; the other was a witch. As the two turned to head toward the castle, the witch seemed to slip a bit in the snow. The Headmaster's hand reached out and caught her before she fell, then he crooked his elbow, offering an arm, which she took.
"He's still the same, sweet, gallant Professor Dumbledore, then," said Melina with a smile, her cheeks rosy from the cold.
"You've only been gone from school a few years, Melina, what did you expect? That he'd grown an extra head and begun spitting in the streets or something?" asked Minerva irritably.
"What's got into you, anyway? I just meant that it was good to see him earlier, is all. And seeing him just now reminded me."
Poppy, thinking to avert some kind of odd family squabble, intervened, saying, "It's nice to see the Headmaster take some time for himself. He rarely does. I don't know how his health hasn't suffered for it yet. I do wonder, though, that both he and Gertie could be gone from the castle during dinner. He's usually fairly insistent that one or the other of them attend every meal preferably both. Professor Gamp is his new Deputy," Poppy explained in an aside to Melina.
"Well, it's just none of our business, is it? We don't run the school or monitor their lives. And I happen to know that each House is having supper in their individual common rooms tonight, as a special treat after the Hogsmeade weekend. I know because Horace and Wilhelmina were complaining to Professor Gamp about it," said Minerva, looking more closely after the couple and seeing that Poppy had been correct about the identity of the second party. "They said it was always extra work for them to monitor the common rooms when they did that. I got the impression that Wilhelmina would just as soon never win a Quidditch game because she has to stay up too late to monitor the Gryffindors' victory parties."
They had reached the Three Broomsticks and Melina paused, looking up at the two women beside her. "I know it's late for you, but do you have time for one drink before I leave? Please?" she wheedled.
Poppy hesitated. A warm Butterbeer would taste nice on a night like tonight.
"No, Melina, I'm sorry, Poppy and I have to get back up to the castle. Just because I had the day off doesn't mean that I didn't leave a lot of work behind. And I think I'll stop by Gryffindor House and see if Grubbly-Plank wants a hand."
"All right, Min. Thanks so much, both of you, for listening to me and for the advice. I just hope I don't bollix things up too badly." Melina hugged her aunt hard, who returned the embrace warmly, then turned to Poppy and gave her a quick hug, too. "I'm so glad Minerva finally introduced us. We'll have to get together sometime and talk about all of the boring and disgusting things she didn't let us talk about this afternoon!"
Minerva smiled, and Poppy laughed, saying she'd love to get together sometime when their schedules allowed, then added that Melina was welcome to stop by the Hogwarts infirmary anytime she had a free afternoon she might have to set her to work, if it was busy, but she was welcome, in any case.
"I'd like that, Poppy!" Melina smiled happily at her new friend.
"Well, then, I'll just ask the Headmaster to put you on the list of permanently approved guests unless you'd prefer to do that, Minerva?"
"No, no she's a Healer-trainee and coming to see you; I think you are the more appropriate person to make that request. Although if you don't stop by and visit me, I shall be gravely injured!" Minerva added to her niece.
Melina laughed and gave her aunt a quick kiss on the cheek before hurrying into the warmth of the pub behind her. The other two continued their walk up the street in the direction of Hogwarts.
"Want to Apparate to the gates?" asked Poppy. "It's bloody cold out tonight."
"You could do a Warming Charm, if it really bothers you," Minerva said somewhat absently. "But, no, I think I'd like the walk. You go ahead, if you want. It's been a busy day, and I wouldn't mind a quiet walk up to the castle, honestly."
"Well," Poppy hesitated.
"Go on ahead, really. Unless you'll take offense, in which case, don't. I'm happy to have your company, but I won't mind if you go on ahead."
"All right, if you're sure. See you tomorrow at breakfast, then?" Poppy asked, knowing that her friend really wouldn't mind the frigid walk up to the gates.
"Probably. I do have a lot of work to finish for Monday, so I may just have a cup of tea in my room."
"Okay, then. Don't dawdle, though, it is too cold!" With that, Poppy Apparated the rest of the way to the gates. It was too dark for Minerva to see her up ahead; she could barely make out the dim lanterns that hung on either side of the gates.
She continued her walk, glad for the silence. As the snow began to fall again, she wondered what it was that was bothering her, for something was. She was annoyed about Poppy's remarks about the Headmaster and Gertrude, but about something more, too. . . . She wasn't going to think about it, she decided; after all, it was she who had said that what Dumbledore did was none of their business. Besides, it was probably just Grubbly-Plank's attitude that bothered her. She'd been the Gryffindor Head of House for over a year, and she still didn't seem to know all their names. This despite the fact that she taught all of the second- through fifth-years every year, meaning that she only had to learn the names of the ten first-year students since she either had taught or was teaching the other sixty or so. Not only that, but she had left the last Quidditch match early, and it had been Gryffindor - Slytherin; it had been a tight match until the Gryffindor Seeker had caught the Snitch in a daring dive. When the players looked around for their Head of House, she hadn't been there. But Minerva had stood and cheered and waved a Gryffindor banner. She may not have endeared herself to the Slytherins in that moment, but it seemed that the Gryffindors had warmed toward her a bit more.
Minerva didn't want to misjudge the woman, but she really didn't think that Grubbly-Plank was cut out to be a House Head. She was quite a competent teacher, by all accounts, although she hadn't been the Care of Magical Creatures Professor until the year after Minerva had left, so she didn't know from personal experience. Yes, she would definitely stop by Gryffindor House and see if she could help. She'd go see Wilhelmina first, of course, if she were in her rooms. She didn't want to offend her, after all.
With that decision made, Minerva finished her trek across the grounds to the castle. She'd stop by Gryffindor, then grade some essays before bed. In the morning, she could unpack her bag of goodies and start decorating her classroom. Minerva felt quite cheered as she tramped through the fresh snow toward home, thinking about the various things she had packed away in her bag and ignoring the little niggling voices that repeated, 'I have a previous engagement' and 'both he and Gertie . . . gone from the castle during dinner,' until they had faded completely.
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I have a love hate relationship with this fic. I do not enjoy stories where people spend time angsting when they could just tell each other how they feel and be done with it, no matter how it plays out. I enjoyed this because of Quin. If you hadn't had he or Getrude, this story wouldn't have worked for me. The witty dialogue is what kept me interested to the end. Well done with your OCs.
Review in progress... :-)
Putting myself in Albus's shoes - from his vantage point of what had played out between them - I can very well imagine how awfully guilty he must have felt, how repulsed by his own behaviour, how defeated, with no option but to assume things were over. Really sad and horrible, for him.
But then Gertrude...oh, how I love that woman! Her questioning of Albus, her coclusions: brilliant! Utterly love that small scene! :-)
Forgot to rate...
Must have been very upsetting, embarrassing and worrying for Albus indeed, to have found a young woman attractive for a few moments, only to find out that she's actually his student. I can so imagine how he must have been shocked and appalled by himself.
I loved seeing these two lively, bright and, both of them, determined and decisive girls: Melina seeing the need to educate on healing spells, before even being allowed to hold a wand; and Minerva, trying to take matters in hand concerning Albus's health as well as the running of Murdoch's household. Yet, I always find Melina bordering on overpowering and you already show that here, in her as a young girl.
"And what a pity we can’t hold hands as innocently as Melina does." I love this observation, which, I'd say, actually counts for all of us.
You made me realize it's a bit sad, isn't it? Holding hands is comforting and gives a sense of closeness, but once you're above a certain age (and experience?), there's just no way the innocence will ever come back, unless it's holding hands with a small child. Which means that I, and most likely by far the most of us, hardly ever hold hands anymore. Alas.
Very nice, serious chapter and probably decisive in Albus's later 'hesitations' towards Minerva. Right???
Soap in the eyes indeed! Malcolm is such a twit ... its hard not to like him at least a little ... still ... I think Gertrude is far too big a catch for the likes of this McGonagall ... *snorts*
Forgive me Madam Raven ... I'm bound to get uppity with at least one of your characters.
Even with my aggravation, I did enjoy Malcolm and Gertie's banter.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Awww, you'd like Gertrude to be single and still all shades of mourning? Poor Malcolm! He adores her, you know! :-) ;-) He also amuses her & brings her some vitality. Glad you enjoyed their banter! :-)
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
I know I know ... and you know why, of course ... his arrogance and swagger embarrass me because .... yes ... exactly ... reminds me of a younger version of ... someone foolish ... not saying whoooooo ... *whistles innocently*
And of course we can't have Gertie in all shades of black forever! She needs her lime green suits - just like in this chapter - she redresses in three shades of ... GREEN! Gertrude Spring! Seee! That's where I got the lime green from! *grins*
That and I would want her to find joyous love ... I love Gertie too much not to. Even if it has to be Malcolm. *grins*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
There's a place in life for people who are a bit brash. Aside from their entertainment value! haha! But don't be down on those characteristics of yourself. You've noted yourself that you've learned to tone down a bit and not just say whatever pops into your head! :-)Yep, Malcolm got her to wear green, green, and green, and look all nice and cheerful. I was pretty sure you were remembering her post-Malcolm greenness when you mentioned the lime green suit. hee!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
I will share something simple I have learned. Humility is a virtue and pride is a liability. *nods* And I has lots more liabilities than virtues, me thinks.
I so love this chapter. The dragon riding is just so incredible ... and then the duel is ABSOLUTELY awesome! I love the giant field of sunflowers and the fireball - aka - fire don't hurt phoenixes - snap you're stunned, Buddy bit.
Give me a Madam!
Give me a Raven!
Ravenclaw's Madam Raven!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Holy COW! Bloo knows English!
Dragons Dragons Dragons!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
It was a stunner to get any review from Bloo that didn't consist of "Cheers for posting." It became so tiresome to keep opening TPP review alerts, go to the review page, and discover yet another of the exact same three words. I didn't want to turn off alerts altogether because I was still getting a lot of real reviews for fics that were still WIPs at the time.I'm glad you enjoyed the dragon riding and the "whoops, you're Stunned!" at the end. :-)Thanks!
Madam Raven, remind me which house Siofre was sorted into?
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
She's Ravenclaw. And Lydia is Slytherin. Siofre's first husband - Merwyn's father - was Gryffindor, and her second husband Herbert was Hufflepuff.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
I thought she was Ravenclaw. Still no idea who Lydia is ... I know her daughter is Maisy, or Maise or something like that.
Forgive me, I get all the McGonagalls and their affiliates, across yours, mine and Squibby's universes confused.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Lydia's her sister-in-law, remember? Murdoch Tyree's wife. She's a major CSG character. (I thought you were reading that at one point, but I must have misremembered.)
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
No I was reading it (you are correct), but in the last six months I've lost about 40 IQ points and have forgotten nearly everything I used to know ... so I am behind on RaM-verse extensions. Bad me ...
*sighs* Albus ... Albus ... Albus ... most romantic man to ever grace .... fiction. If only men could be so romantic anymore. That poem is beautiful ... I am guessing, since there are no foot-notes, that it is one of your originals?
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yep, Albus and I wrote that way early in the story. I'm not much of a poet, but I thought it felt and sounded like a poem that Albus would write.
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“Ah, well, it’s best not to rush things. Enjoy it, Minerva, savour it. He’s likely nervous, as well. The age difference is probably causing him far more concern than it is you. His perspective is different from yours, and as I said when you were here on Friday, he is from a different time and place. He also has had experiences in his life that you and I, fortunately, have been spared, and that I can only dimly imagine.”
*snip*
I really like that. That shows uncommon wisdom.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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“No, simply . . . odd, disorienting, I suppose,” Albus replied, though Minerva thought that he did look tired and drawn. “It was so long ago, it is almost like remembering a dream. Collum was actually almost five years younger than I, in Aberforth’s year, but he was in my House, and I was also good friends with Perseus. Perseus and Crispinian were cousins of some sort, and Crispy was great friends with Collum, who was only a couple years younger than he. Anyway, for some reason – I don’t remember why, now – we were all here for a few days that summer after my NEWTs. I had just married, and I remember that Dervilia persuaded me that we should accept the invitation because I would be beginning my apprenticeship soon and would have much less time for my friends. I hadn’t been inclined to, wanting to spend the time with her, and feeling that they were all still children while I was a married man – at all of eighteen! But we actually had a good time. I remember that the girls – Siofre and Gwyn – visited once for the day and gave Dervilia some relief from our masculine company.” Now Minerva was beginning to feel peculiar. Gwynllian and Siofre, the “girls,” were her grandmothers. Perseus was Gwynllian’s brother, and Crispinian was her other grandfather. For a dizzying moment, Minerva felt as though she had stepped back in time, to a point when her Great-uncle Perseus was just a boy, friends with Crispinian, not knowing that Crispinian would marry his sister, Gwyn, nor that Collum would marry Siofre and die in an accident when his son, Merwyn, was just a baby. And Albus and Dervilia . . . that their happiness would be very short-lived.
*snip*
Woah ... yeah that would make me uncomfortable as well ... that is ... well that is just ... well ... my head would be swimming if I were Minerva.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, it is dizzying for Minerva, and it gives her an appreciation for some of the points her mother made, and for how and why Albus would not be completely comfortable yet.
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“Hold still, Merwyn! Your collar is all askew here,” Egeria said with slight impatience.“Don’t see why we have to get all dressed up,” Merwyn grumbled. “I thought what I was wearing this morning was perfectly acceptable.” “Those old brown robes make you look like Friar Tuck,” Egeria grumbled back.“They do not! Besides, I thought you liked my brown robes. That’s what you said the last time I wore them!” “No, it isn’t. I said I liked taking them off of you. There is a difference,” Egeria said with a smile. She patted his tummy and added, “And you are right, you don’t look like Friar Tuck. You have a much nicer figure – though heaven only knows why, when you sit behind your desk all day or in the library with your feet up.”
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Tee hee hee ... now Madam Raven, don't take my head off here, as you know I tend to picture your characters in my mind regardless of how you describe him ... but I thought you'd like to know how I picture Merwyn ... and here I see that I was wrong.
I picture Merwyn of average height, black hair that is now full of silver and white, and a very round figure ... probably from all that sitting behind his desk.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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Minerva laughed. “Fly without a broom? No, haven’t mastered that, wouldn’t try. It’s not possible.”It was Albus’s turn to laugh. “Not impossible, merely very rare in this part of the world. And the Ministry would like to keep it that way. Hard to regulate that sort of thing. Most witches and wizards couldn’t accomplish it, anyway.”Minerva stopped and looked back at him. “You are joking, aren’t you?” “Not at all. I rarely do it, myself, although when I was with Master Nyima, I became quite adept. I would sometimes fly with Mother Dragon. I think that is one reason she took a liking for me, actually.”Minerva looked at him a moment, digesting this information, then she shook her head and continued the climb. Well, she hadn’t believed it was possible to become as completely invisible as Albus could, either. In fact, at the time, she had actually thought that she had always believed becoming invisible was as impossible as flight without a Charmed object. Apparently, it was, though not the way that she had believed. She should never underestimate Albus Dumbledore.
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*grins* I like this.
See ... we HP fans know that Dumbledore is brilliant and amazingly powerful ... but just to say it, well its a bit of a let-down, and harder to take as fact. But showing it ... especially in a sideways manner such as this ... an off-handed type of author's compliment, well that seems to me, to be perfection. I can truly appreciate his amazing talents here ... especially considering that Minerva (who is particularly powerful and talented) is amazed.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I'm glad you liked that. :-)I remember knowing that I would slip that in way back when I wrote the chapter where Dumbledore invisibly observes Minerva doing her tutoring session, and I always envisioned it happening at her family home -- I'd originally been going to have him actually fly, but without a good reason, it would have felt too stilted, especially since his Animagus form flies, so that would be more natural.
*shakes head* Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm ... there is such a thing as tact .... *groans* sadly .... I think I get most frustrated with Malcolm because he reminds me of myself ... er ... I should clarify, my younger self, who was obnoxiously blunt and said what ever came to my mind ... and I likely came off as gruff and uncouth as Malcolm does ... so its an annoying reminder of just how ungracious I can be. *grumbles*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
He doesn't always employ his internal censor, and he doesn't always have the best way of putting things, but his heart's usually in the right place. And when he wants to, when he puts his mind to it, he can be tactful. But that takes work for him!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Sounds like someone I know ... *groans* Another reminder for me. I guess some of us are just ungifted with the 'gracious' gene.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
He doesn't always employ his internal censor, and he doesn't always have the best way of putting things, but his heart's usually in the right place. And when he wants to, when he puts his mind to it, he can be tactful. But that takes work for him!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Sounds like someone I know ... *groans* Another reminder for me. I guess some of us are just ungifted with the 'gracious' gene.
FINALLY! Hooray for Quin and Wilspy ... *steals Wilspy and takes her to the island where she's stashed Gertrude*
I thought about stealing Quin but ... I am on this celibacy kick ...
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Oooohhhhh noooooes! *MMADfan enlists Quin to help find and steal back Wilspy and Gertrude*
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
*Quin turns on the charm , turning
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
's celibate knees to jelly so she can't chase after MMADfan as she steal back Wilspy and Gertrude*
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
*floats like a jellyfish (uber slow) across the water while she sees Quin, Gertrude and Wilspy sail off on the boat. Is quite sure Wilspy and Gertrude are crying and waving in mourning as Quin steals them both from the enchanted island*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Heheheh!!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Its an island enchanted to have no mosquitos, sand flies, fire ants or thorny trees/bushes but lots of beautiful fish, both shell and fin, and a huge variety of fruit trees and veggies year round, and maintains a perfect temperature and humidity level ... *sighs*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I wanna go there!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Me too!
This is the chapter that I want to throttle Minerva and grant Quin sainthood ... honestly ... what she does to that poor man ...
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I know. Minerva was not at her best there, was she? Poor Quin!
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Finally, at midnight, he went down to his office and opened the cupboard in which he kept his Charmed parchments. He rarely used them, and he hesitated to now. It would be prying . . . it would be for his own personal gain, not for school business. But he cast the necessary spells, and the results were clear and easy to read, there were so few people in the castle. Johannes was in his bedroom in Ravenclaw Tower. Gertrude and Malcolm . . . were both together. In her rooms. In her bedroom, in fact. Well, that answered one question that he hadn’t wished to ask. Johannes’s name was steady, but Gertrude’s and Malcolm’s names seemed to pulse, becoming thicker and bolder, then returning to the normal script. He could imagine what that might mean, and he averted his eyes. But Minerva’s name was not on the list. There was Fawkes listed. For some reason, he was perched in the Astronomy Tower. But no other being or creature was named. Albus still hadn’t set the wards properly to detect the ghosts. It had been a low priority, and he had never managed to get to it.
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OOOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, so THAT's how the Mara's Map was created! Or at least, that is one way ... nice little intry there, Madam Raven!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, the magic that allows those Charmed parchments is the magic that was tapped into to create the Marauders' map. It's part of the magic that was being tested and fixed that summer when Minerva helped with the wards, changing back and forth into her Tabby self to see whether the wards detected her identity when she turned into her Animagus form -- the wards had been so damaged that they no longer detected someone who was in Animagus form.Many years later, this became important for seeing Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black on the map. Also, by the time that he enlisted Minerva's help, Dumbledore had already fixed the ward that detected the true identity of someone who was disguised using Polyjuice -- meaning that during GoF, Potter saw that B. Crouch was searching Snape's office. Of course, he thought that it was B. Crouch senior, not the crazy son who had supposedly died in Azkaban. The fake Moody (Barty Crouch) took the map from Harry so that Harry wouldn't notice that Moody never left his office (where he was stuck in the trunk), and that where Moody apparently was, Crouch actually was.
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“I thought I was being seduced, but it has been a while . . . I may have been wrong,” Gertrude answered, her breath warm upon his face.
*snip*
I just love her wit.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
She is one sharp Slytherin, and she loves answering a question at a different level than it was being asked. :-)
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“Yes, you mentioned that at the party. You are aware of how Gertrude’s husband died, though?” Minerva asked.
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What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Goodness - Minerva has a serious voyeur problem, doesn't she? Naughty!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
She's concerned that Malcolm might bring up a sensitive subject in an inappropriate way, for one, but mostly, she's worried that Malcolm might just be in it for the fun and that Gertrude is vulnerable if he just up and leaves. Gertrude hasn't formed any other attachment since the trauma of having her husband killed in such a gruesome manner, as far as Minerva knows, so Minerva's worred that Gertrude is opening herself up in a rare manner and that her brother might just be too cavalier with her feelings. (I'd have to reread the section, but that's what I remember o fher motivation.)I'm sure Minerva wishes she had better timing! lol!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
As I continued to read, Minerva's concern was apparent, as usual, in my typical Gryffie fashion - we leap before we look ... or rather, we shoot our mouths off before we have all the facts. *sighs*
Oh hooooo! Malcolm may think he doesn't want to become too ... attached ... but his heroic defense of 'good' Slytherins sure tells me something or other about a recent acquaintance of his.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, he is definitely defensive here! Seems he is becoming more than a little attached to a certain Slytherin!
I so love Gertrude. I want a Gertrude in my life! *steals Gertrude and runs away*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
*MMADfan puts on her running shoes and jogs after
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
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Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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“It was a long time ago, as I said, that it all began. When I was a child, really, I suppose. I would like to be able to say with some modesty that my time as a student was unremarkable, but it was not. I excelled at whatever I put my hand, mind, and magic to. I was eager to learn, even more eager than you were – indeed, the Sorting Hat very nearly put me in Ravenclaw, but it decided, in the end, that my nature and my need were Gryffindor. “I chafed at what I saw were restrictions on me and my progress. I found most of my teachers wanting, and believed them dull and unimaginative. Nonetheless, I wanted to please them, and please them I usually did. But I pushed every boundary and stretched it. If it weren’t for the guidance and firm hand of Professor Futhark, I might have become even more insufferable than I no doubt was. But despite my general attitude, I found myself with friends of all types, and, with a rather foolish and overblown sense of my own importance, I came to believe myself not only advanced academically but also better than my peers and their natural leader. And, I suppose, I was – academically advanced and a leader, not better than they,” he clarified.
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I really like this ... it sounds very Albus to me ... save for the Ravenclaw bit *grins* but sometimes you just gotta tout yer house, right?
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I think that sometimes, it's really clear that there's one House that a witch or wizard belongs in, and other times, there are others that would suit, too. I think Albus could have fit in with Ravenclaw -- he certainly pursued knowledge, both Light and Dark -- but there were bits of his personality that drove him that were Gryffindor that shaped his intellect and his use of it. (I can't have written that part of the monologue and really substituted "Hufflepuff" -- though I think that with a few tweaks to the text, Slytherin could have been included as an option -- he is a wily wizard, after all!)I'm glad you like it. It's one of the reasons that I think this section, these chapters, work better as a first-person recounting than as I had originally written it -- in the third person as a kind of flashback. We get to see Albus's personality then and now, and his own take on his character as a teen and young man, and how it developed.
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“Not a bit of trouble, my dear man, not a bit of it! A friend of the Headmaster’s is a friend of mine, I’d like to think! And dear Gertrude, of course.” He winked at Quin. “She’s quite the witch, isn’t she? Knew each other as students of course. Had a bit of a crush on me at the time, I think.”
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I have to laugh at this ... I just do ... he's a younger and less wise Slughorn than the Sluggy I know from HBP, so it does make sense that he'd brag a bit louder and exaggerate a bit stronger ... but saying that of one's co-worker - wow! That takes some ... something ...
You know I have a soft spot for Slughorn I think it would be fun to pick his brain and study him ... especially try to determine what conditions cause him to puff out his chest the most ... call me weird.
I also love any and all descriptions of the various houses, since we only see two of them in the movies - Slytherin and Gryffindor ... never did get a chance to see Ravenclaw's or Hufflepuff's ... shame really. I'd love to see the Badger room, all decked out in black and yellow - I think I'd feel like I was snug inside a giant bee hive! Oh and I would imagine there would be plenty of honey.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yes, Sluggy's sense of grandiosity is quite at its peak here. And it's not yet been burst by the emergence of the Slytherin "Death Eater sect" led by one of his former star pupils. So he's amiably pompous, tries a bit too hard to chum-up to Quin, and yet there is a part of him that genuinely likes other people (in my view) and simply wants them to like him in return. I really enjoyed envisioning the Slytherin dorms and some of the more decent Slytherins in "The Sorting of Susie Sefton." It was fun to look at them from a different POV than we had in the books, and yet try to make it all still recognizably Slytherin.It would be neat to experience Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. And I wonder if Hufflepuff would be all honey with no stings attached ...
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“It is worth far more than that, Horace, as you know,” Gertrude said, “and even if you offered what it might fetch on the open market, you know the Headmaster still wouldn’t part with it. Your grumbling about it every time he generously chooses to share it is most unseemly and detracts from our enjoyment.”
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HAHAHAHAHA! Stop complainin and enjoy the bloody mead, yeh buggar!
I do like this chapter, I love just the idea that being a head of house, or even just a teacher, creates some sort of bond, or weave, in the magical wards and structure of the castle. And its nice to see the faculty supporting each other.
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
Oh and, I also love lore with the Sorting Hat - for some reason I find that 'character' of Rowling's to be fascinating.
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
I like to imagine that each teacher in the history of Hogwarts, especially Heads of Houses and Headmasters/mistresses, leave some of themselves, some of their magic, in the wards, helping to strengthen the school long after they're gone. That would be a heritage.The Sorting Hat is fascinating, and I think it is intriguing to contemplate whether it's sentient or not, and what its existence says about sentience, at least in the HP/Hogwarts universe.
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Besides, when I first began teaching, it wasn’t long after Reginald died. It didn’t feel as though it had been long, anyway. I was not particularly concerned with what I looked like. It became a habit. And now I’m too old to be worried about such things.”
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Oh how I can relate to that!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Yeah, I think Gertrude is quite human here. But it's interesting how when Malcolm comes into her life, she begins to take an interest in her clothes again! Or at least, they reflect a cheerier self. :-)
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Albus smiled and sliced them each a piece. The cake itself was chocolate, and it was filled with raspberries and thick whipped cream. There was more whipped cream, Minerva thought, than cake. The icing was chocolate, one layer of an almost brittle icing, then a softer chocolate butter cream over that in decorative curlicues and rosettes. Whole raspberries topped it all off.
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GAH! I want a cake like that for my birthday - ANY birthday!
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Me too!
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“All right. Are you finished, then? Would you like more wine? I have another bottle – ”Albus laughed. “Are you getting me in practice for your brothers?”Minerva smiled. “I don’t think I could drink any more, either, but I thought I would offer. We can have some cognac with our dessert.”Albus pushed back from the table. “We could try out your wireless,” he suggested.“Good!” Minerva would be agreeable to almost anything he suggested right now.
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I'll bet she would!
Response from Fishy (Reviewer)
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Minerva looked up at him and was struck by how very attractive he was. In that moment, she would have agreed that the sound of monkeys banging ashcans was nice. Fortunately, this was the station’s “music for the dinner hour,” and really was pleasant.
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*bursts out laughing, barking in fact*
Response from MMADfan (Author of Resolving a Misunderstanding)
Minerva is in a very agreeable mood!