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Potions Master For Sale

1: Auction and Intrigue

2: Project and Passion

3: Misunderstanding and Maturity

4: Touching and Testing

5: Dinner and Deliberation

6: Sold and Satisfied

Potions Master For Sale

Soul Bound

244 Reviews   |   244 Ratings, 0 Likes, 201 Favorites )

Humor Drama Angst Romance Smut Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 37,572 Words 6 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... *A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut.*

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Chapters (6)

Chapter 1: Auction and Intrigue

Chapter 2: Project and Passion

Chapter 3: Misunderstanding and Maturity

Chapter 4: Touching and Testing

Chapter 5: Dinner and Deliberation

Chapter 6: Sold and Satisfied


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Soul Bound

Member Since 2006  |  17 Stories  |  Favorited by 103  |  203 Reviews Written  |  378 Review Responses

I'm 22, happily unmarried and happily enrolled in the University of my somewhat limited choice... I read constantly and write whenever I have the chance to do so. I sing, I work, I sleep, and I enjoy bickering with my awesome family. That is all.

PS: DMHP.  Always.

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Reviews for Potions Master For Sale

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10/10

notsosaintly

*lol* An excellent beginning! Torturing Severus Snape is one of my favorite pasttimes as well. I can definitely see how there was no way this was going to be a one-shot. It looks like it was incredibly fun to write.

9/10

Bjornsdotter

Nicely done! Normally I avoid the "bachelor auction" stories like the plague, but yours came highly recommended; I'm glad I decided to read it. It was very enjoyable with lovely touches of humor. As far as Ron, I wouldn't be sorry either....lol. I look forward to reading more of your stories.

Cheers 

Response from Soul Bound (Author of Potions Master For Sale)

Lol, I wasn't aware there were other bachelor auction stories... where might I find these??

Thanks for the review and for giving it a chance. I'm glad you liked it! :-) 

0/10

bedworm

Very fun story, thanks for writing it.

10/10

snivellusgirl

that is HILARIOUS! ronald has had that coming for a very long time!  great story, i love that you keep dumbledore meddling and hermione feminine, you did a fantastic job!  i can't wait to read more of your work!

10/10

snivellusgirl

oh no! what does that damn dumbledore have planned now?  hermione's folks were great, i imagine her to be such a perfect mix of them (i know how that goes, being an only child myself) and that was a really cute candle tradition, i might borrow that!  i can't believe there's only one more chapter!

10/10

snivellusgirl

i want this story to go on forever, i think this is my favorite version of snape yet!  there isn't even anything too intimate yet and it's soooo hott! 

10/10

snivellusgirl

this chapter was the biggest emotional roller coaster! but i'm so glad it worked out, that was a very sweet second date!

10/10

snivellusgirl

that woman has a plan! this story just keeps getting better, but what's gonna happen at the auction....???

10/10

DavidBGirlie

That was absolutely hysterical and it goes without saying a pleasure to read.  It's been a long time since I've literally laughed out loud while reading a story.  Thanks so much for the entertainment!

10/10

snivellusgirl

wow, i can't catch my breath i'm laughing so hard! this is great! i love to finally see hermione using her bitchy feminine wiles against mr.severus grumpy-pants, he's had it coming a looooong time!  i can't wait to read the rest!

10/10

tonkatrish

LUH-HUUUUVED IT!! Belted out laughing with the Molly "purchase"!!  The evening with the parents... MASTERCARD priceless!  Oh to be hanging from the light fixtures watching the bantering 'tween Stephan Granger and Sean...er, Septimus,  uh.....Sevenus....Damn, you know who I mean!!  Not too intence but got the point with a light and articulate touch. Brava! Brava!

0/10

Southern_Witch_69

Lovely end to a great tale. :)

0/10

Lady Apythia

Oh well done! I thought Hermione might have been the woman in the pink dress charmed to make Severus squirm. And I really can't bring myself to feel bad for Ron.

 I'd love an epilogue too because her father was a riot. And I think (as much as I love Remus) he needs a soft smack on the wrist for almost outting them when it was none of his business. Bad wolf!

  

0/10

Lady Apythia

Albus - always plotting. Can't wait to see what the fitting is for!

0/10

Lady Apythia

I'm quite proud that Severus was able to control his jealousy. But I am beginning to wonder about Hermione - a whole week spent with the man and she hasn't ravaged him yet? Girl's got more will power than most.  Good chapter!

0/10

kikiread

Loved the story - felt only a slight twinge of pity for Ron - loved how you portrayed Hermione's father.

Well done 

10/10

DoctorQ

Fantastic. I really enjoyed this whole story, thank you! Ron at the auction was priceless! I'll also put my vote in for more Stephen Granger. Please?

10/10

Maddy Riddle

Great story. Very funny, lovely and hot *grins* I love it.

I wouldn't mind reading more about Stephen Granger... ;) He was too much fun to read.

0/10

Lady Apythia

Yes, that was definitely some snog! Wow!

0/10

Gwenog Jones

Amazing!  I absolutely loved this fic.  I am sorry to see it end.  I totally loved how no one bid for Ron at the auction--super funny!  Well done.

0/10

Lady Apythia

 I’m sure Severus would love to teach you something.Where do we sign up? 

I can just imagine Snape all indignant with lack of response from Hermione. Nice set up with the plotting on both their ends. 

  

10/10

wsanders

This fic was really enjoyable and fun. Thanks for sharing

10/10

snitchette

I completely love this. And I even was sorry for Ron (well in fact I was hardly laughing) that no one except his mother would spent time with him. That was so funny. There's just a thing that surprises me a little : Severus was the last one and announced like the bachelor number twenty-eight. But at the end of the auction 31 women came to the stage. What happens ? And I'd like to apologize to you. When I reread my review of chapter 4 I found it a bit rude. I hope I didn't hurt you cause I love all your writings.

Response from Soul Bound (Author of Potions Master For Sale)

Ah, yes.  28 Bachelors, but remember that several women pooled their money together to buy Harry, so that's why there are a few extra.

About you review, no worries.  It's pretty hard to tick me off perminently.  I'll have to go check to see which review you mean, but I'm sure it's no big deal.  When I get a rude review, I glare at the screen for a minute, complain to SW69 about it, then move on.  lol

So if your review truly was rude, apology accepted, and thanks for this kind one.  It more than makes up for it. :-) 

10/10

togspled

HAHAHA.

Ron so totally deserved that.

i love happy endings! <3 

0/10

akathryna

Perhaps the best part of this pairing is how they can both grossly misinterpret each other's actions... You've portrayed that quite well.?I have to say briefly, I thought she'd marry him to get Albus off his back, but its so much more fun watching Snape squirm!Well done all 'round!-minuet99

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