Did you make up the expression "Christ on a cracker"? Because I have never heard it before and its flipping hilarious!

Well now. This potion is going to make her millions! Walk through wards, illicint wanking, the possiblities are endless!

I like your made up words. Its another layer of world building. Tent maker indeed

This was full-strength, undiluted Professor scare-the-shit-out-of-you Snape. I am so amused at how intimidated Hermione remains by Snape. Even though she is no slouch at her choosen career either.

YIppeee 50 points to Hufflepuff. I am a credit to my house. Woot.I think Snape should fess up about his investigation. Hermione would probably be a huge help. Which would mean him finishing the job sooner and not working for the man anymore.

Wilber is her pet pig right? Snorfl.
 
It was fun listening in on their first date collaboration in the lab. I think he should just move in. Or am I being impatient agin?

I am charmed by this life Hermione has created for herself. Studying what interests her and occasionally pays the bills too. No wonder Snape is envious. Hell I am too.

Is it possible that someone is manipulating Hermione's work into the curses that Snape has been charged with discovering ? Nah....well maybe?

OUuuu thanks for the links at the end of the chapter. YOu have made me a happy fangirl.


“Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?”

She gave him a long look. Finally she said, “I survived her.” REading those lines litterally gave me goosebumps.

Can guinea pigs be magical? Is Tuppenny her familiar?

Hermione mentioned that she and Snape have been "intimate" in the past. Do tell me all about it. How intimate? As in naked   ?

Hiya! I am happy to find you are posting WAKE here at TPP. I am going to read it here instead of Ashwinder. YOu dont mind do you? I adore the chapter update emails. Cannot live without 'em.


"we’d rather have you inside the tent pissing out" Well that is graphic but a rather vivid image all the same Kingsley. Wonder why ordinary Potter was quiet?

100 points to your house for cutting Hermione's hair! YIppeee

NOOOO! I'm out of chapters, they haven't found anything, they haven't gotten busy (or hell, even kissed!), andI want to know how she finds out he's spying on her. How does the avoid Azkaban, if he can?? please update, you're killing me!! ;)

between the toes huh? Lol.
I'll have to remember that one.
only one chapter to go, I'm afraid that this story has been abandoned, please say it isn't so??

ah ha, we finally learn what happened to Hermione. I figured for a minute that he'd been half conscious and hexed her when she was trying to save him.

don't damage the bum!!! at least she saved it! phew!
god, I'm sure there is some poor schmuck out there who has a crappy job of cleaning up crime scenes and such, but yikes. can't imagine actually having to do it!

aww, I was quite looking forward to Snape having to explain why he's standing naked on her lurch, covering the bits with one hand.

..and love that Snape trying his hardest to scare Crooks off just earns him a head rubbing lol. is crooks going to come on theirtrip as well?

I have to admit, I love the chapter title, and your shagging of the English language. :)

So.. is it Hermione making all these new spells? Or could someone be stealing her research? interesting...

poor Snape. he should have his nice laboratory in a breezy house in Panama, or Bermuda, or somewhere...

haha, ok, so I love that he was just visually feeling up Hermione, then the business with her guineapig, then her saying anything that pops into her head.
and who has never heard of pig Latin? Snape is half muggle.

Hmm, I'm very curious as to who this is and why she's staring into an empty basket lol.

THUD.  Well done, indeed.

Love the snarky banter :)  Hermione really has developed an edge.  Good for her, but I wonder what else is under there... hmm.

And the tension ratchets up another notch.  Wowowow.  Boy is she going to be furious when she finds out what he's up to.  Aiyayayi.  Beautifully written, as always.  Onward!

*big grin* I would never have thought Snape of all people to behave like that, but well...  the effects of the invisibilty potion were very well described!