The Best Laid Schemes
StormySkize400 Reviews | 7.68/10 (400 Ratings, 1 Like, 98 Favorites )
Variety Challenge Winner... The Wizengamot has finally done it! They've gone and passed the Marriage and Baby Law. Neither Severus Snape nor Hermione Granger is happy with the choice made for them by the Ministry, so they hatch an elaborate scheme to thwart the new law--by marrying each other!
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I am in my late 50's and I didn't even start reading Harry Potter until after the third book came out. My granddaughter got me 'hooked on Potter,' and while surfing the net one day, I found a fanfiction site. That was it! My first story, "Renaissance," was published on Ashwinder a month later and I've been writing ever since. I am primarily a HG/SS shipper, but I also enjoy reading and writing RL/SS. I live in Tampa, Florida with my wonderfully adoring and supportive husband, and three completely spoiled cats. (Kallie, Mysha, and Smudge {who was the inspiration for the cat that Severus gives Hermione in my story "Renaissance."}) I'm always happy to correspond with my readers and I answer ALL reviews. I'm always looking for plot-bunnies, so feel free to throw some ideas out.
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Wish I could have a day like that: pampering ++Sigh...
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Me, too ... sigh ...Thanks for reading and reviewing.
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Making us wait...and wait...and wait... 
Have mercy on us all and let them get married already!Loved the spa day...it was almost as good as actually enjoying a spa day myself. I'm so excited to see Severus' reaction to Hermione's dress, hair and makeup. He's so cute when he's flustered. And I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop and for Aurors to spring out from behind the potted plants or something.Awaiting the next chapter quite anxiously!
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Chapter Seven is now up, so you can see if I've finally let them get married, or if I've thrown another spanner in the works.I'd love a spa day myself ... I lived it vicariously through Hermione!Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Please let them marry without any further disturbances. They deserve to have a moment's peace to appreciate what is to be one of the most important event of their life.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I guess you'll have to read Chapter Seven to find out if they finally get married or if something else happens.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
How sweet!! Now, I'm really, really looking forward to the wedding!!!!
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Chapter Seven is now up. Maybe there's a wedding in that one ... or not.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
More please.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Chapter Seven is now up.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
What a splendid way to spend the hours before her wedding. How thoughtful of Severus to give her flowers. Maybe this marriage will work out after all. That is... if they have a wedding! I'm waiting for that interruption during the "does anyone object to this marriage?" part. I just have a hunch, you know? LOLLovely chapter.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
That would be a perfect place to insert some angst, wouldn't it? Aurors swarming, the Special Coordinator grimacing, maybe Ron whisking Hermione away ...Would I do that? Maybe ...Guess you'll have to read Chapter Seven to find out.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
aaaaaccccckkkk! No ceremony yet, well Iguess I will have to wait somemore. This is really great tho. Love it
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I"m happy you're enjoying. Chapter Seven is now up ... maybe they'll get married in this chapter ... or will thenY?Thanks for reading and reviewing.
I am glad she has a fatherly figure there to give her away. I can't wait to find out Severus' reaction when he sees her. I'm sure he will find the superstition worthwile afterall.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Chapter Seven is now up. I hope you'll continue to enjoy the story.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Dang it! What a place to stop the chapter! I can't wait to see these two married.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Let's hope no disaster strikes!Thank you for reading and reviewing.
He he he, can't wait to see what Severus' reaction to her "makeover" is, as well as the wedding.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Next chapter is up ... come and find out!Thank you for reading and reviewing.
What a lovely, relaxing day. I wish it were me.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Me, too ... and I would have passed on the bikini was, as well!Thank you for reading and reviewing.
What? No disaster yet? She hasn't been kidnapped, they haven't been discovered, Snape's reckless broadcast that he is getting married to cheat the new Law did not have adverse consequences?Peculiar. Most peculiar.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
No kidnappings, no Aurors, no avenging angel come to smite them ... yet!Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oi, this chapter had me expecting a disaster from the onset all the way through. It did not come and I'm more than a little bit disturbed. The calmness of their Cyprus stay, the perfection of everything just screams trouble ahead. Where is it? Will it hurt too much? Will they have to fight desperately for their marriage? This does not seem like a cliffhanger in conventional sense, but to me it turned out as a huge one.Let's see the next chapter already.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I hope you'll come back and find out if the disaster you fear ever actually materializes. As to your speculation about trouble ahead ... well, there are nine more chapters after this ... rather a lot of time for all sorts of things.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh Man! no more??? dang, now i'll have to wait and see what pops up next! Please tell me that the ceremony happens, I'm guessing that it is not. Just a feeling. Did you up date yet? how about now? no patience is not my middle name. Now? GEERRRRR will have to wait. I love this one its very good 
Oh and if the special coordinator is that damn Delores Umbridge, may I be the 1st in line to kick her ass?? Please well ok you can be first but I want to be second.... 
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
If the Special Coordinator is Delores Umbridge, there will be a long line of people waiting to kick her arse.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh Man! no more??? dang, now i'll have to wait and see what pops up next! Please tell me that the ceremony happens, I'm guessing that it is not. Just a feeling. Did you up date yet? how about now? no patience is not my middle name. Now? GEERRRRR will have to wait. I love this one its very good
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Two more chapters up since you left this. (I'm behind in answereing reviews -- sorry)I hope you've found more to enjoy.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Who can it be?? hhhmmmm this is looking really good a lovely read thanks
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm glad you're enjoying.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
mmmmwwwwwaaaahhhhaaahhhaaa!!! the plot thickens! I love reading the marriage challanges. the authors get so creative, this one is really good. Must read more!
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Oh, yes! Please read more.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh my gosh! You are keeping us on the edge of our seats again! I did enjoy his day and was glad no Aurors popped up!
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Nope ... no Aurors ... at least not yet!I'm glad you're enjoying.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Wow... points to your house for that lightening fast update. This is fun as always. Why on Earth did they wait until evening to get married? If they had planned it for first thing in the morning then they would already be married and there would be no chance for trouble. And the story would undoubtedly be a lot shorter I guess. Still, as close as they are to wedding time, there is still opportunity for trouble to work it's evil way into their lives. Let's hope the wedding is in the next chapter!?!?!?
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
The story is complete, so updates should continue to go rather quickly. Though if I remember correctly, there may be a stretch when no updating is allowed. Maybe during voting? I'll have to go back and check the rules.They had to plan the ceremony for Saturday evening because that was the only time the Marriage Officer could squeeze them in. His schedule was full!And yes, that leaves all day Saturday for things to go wrong. So far, though, it seems that things are going pretty smoothly ... or are they?Guess you'll have to come back and find out.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
I loved your story !!!! It was perfect, all we need to know were there and I loved the fact that it was easy to read :)
Bravo
<3 Sweety
Awwwwwwww.... Very sweet story. The best Marriage Law story I ever read. It made me laugh, it made me smile and squeal. So good. Thank you for writing such an amazing fic. Shine on. ;)
I love the story! Who knew Trealwaney could hoodwink so many people! Haha... well they do say that the most intelligent people are always insane. :D
I really enjoyed reading this story! LOL at Flitwick though :P
A very fun read. I laughed and smiled most of the way through. An enchanting tale of love for two disparate individuals in definite danger of never finding it without help.
Fantastic story! It was thoroughly enjoyable and I was sorry to see it end. Thank you.