The Best Laid Schemes
StormySkize400 Reviews | 7.68/10 (400 Ratings, 1 Like, 98 Favorites )
Variety Challenge Winner... The Wizengamot has finally done it! They've gone and passed the Marriage and Baby Law. Neither Severus Snape nor Hermione Granger is happy with the choice made for them by the Ministry, so they hatch an elaborate scheme to thwart the new law--by marrying each other!
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StormySkize
Member Since 2005 | 13 Stories | Favorited by 172 | 431 Reviews Written | 998 Review Responses
I am in my late 50's and I didn't even start reading Harry Potter until after the third book came out. My granddaughter got me 'hooked on Potter,' and while surfing the net one day, I found a fanfiction site. That was it! My first story, "Renaissance," was published on Ashwinder a month later and I've been writing ever since. I am primarily a HG/SS shipper, but I also enjoy reading and writing RL/SS. I live in Tampa, Florida with my wonderfully adoring and supportive husband, and three completely spoiled cats. (Kallie, Mysha, and Smudge {who was the inspiration for the cat that Severus gives Hermione in my story "Renaissance."}) I'm always happy to correspond with my readers and I answer ALL reviews. I'm always looking for plot-bunnies, so feel free to throw some ideas out.
Reviews for The Best Laid Schemes
That's a clever witch indeed. Plus they might train a lot to be ready if and when they decided to conceive. *deep contented sigh* I'm happy thay at least had a night's peace of honeymoon. Of course the night isn't over but...
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
LOL Am I becoming too predictable? The night is over ... but the story isn't.I hope you'll come back to find out what's next.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from snitchette (Reviewer)
Of course I'll come back! I'm already too addicted to them to let go that easily with a semi promise of happiness. Plus I'm dying to witness the special coordinator's reaction to their news... *evil smile*
I loved the attention she paid to his scar and the dark mark. Making him feel so much better...
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm thrilled to know you liked it. I could 'see' him being self-conscious about it ... just as I could 'see' Hermione reassuring him that it didn't matter to her. And actions speak louder than words, don't they?Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Well the wedding night's half over, now for the return to Britain... The IUD is a good touch and him commenting he'd tell them she had an STD - typical!Can't wait to see what comes next.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Yes, still some bumps ahead for our lovely couple.I just love writing that snarky, subtle (or maybe not so subtle) dialogue.I'm happy you enjoyed.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh yes, I loved this! Not in love quite yet, but with the agreement to make the best of the situation, just as two adults with a common sense would do. I loved the "twice on sundays" comment, that made me smile. Now I can't wait for that wedding-coordinator to get the news and for us to find out just who that person are (Not Rita Scheeter is it?)
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Oh, a vote for Rita Skeeter -- her first I believe!Five chapters left to answer all your questions. I hope you'll enjoy the rest of the ride.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
LOLShort, sweet, and greatly appreciated.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
OPA!!oh, the dance is over? damn
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Yes, this dance is over ... but the band hasn't gone home yet!Thank you for reading and reviewing.
That was lovely. There is certainly more there than either one was willing to admit to.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Oh, yes. Still waters and all that.I'm glad you liked it.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh, this is by far my favorite chapter yet. I love the dialogue between the two! I would point out everything I love about this chapter but I am sure there is some sort of word limit that I would no doubt exceed. So suffice it to say, fantastic chapter!!! Incidentally, you have me so on edge that something bad is going to happen each chapter, and it never does! You're killing me. Not that I mind the fact that all is going well... it is my wish for them to stay drama free. I need to go back and reread this chapter, now having the knowledge that it ends well... really well ;)
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Oh, I think there's a bit of drama yet to come. But I wanted them to have one night, anyway.I'm glad you approve!Your kind comments have left me warm and fuzzy to start my Monday. That is greatly appreciated!Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh, that was so delicious. Especially the part where she kissed his neck and scar. Their admissions to one another about enjoying being married was quite nice too.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I don't usually write explicit lemons. I prefer to 'set a mood', engage in a little foreplay (figuratively speaking), and then let the imagination take over. No throbbing body parts for me.I'm glad you enjoyed.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
IUD. Smart girl. And lucky girl - twice on Sundays! :)
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Our Hermione is one clever witch, isn't she?And as poor Sevvie said ... he has a lot of lonely nights to make up for. (And poor Hermione hasn't been getting much lately, either !!)Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Yeah!
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm so glad you're enjoying.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Good idea, having a witness! :)
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
The witness doesn't guarantee that the wedding won't be challenged, but it does make it more unlikely that the Wizengamot or the Ministry or that nasty Special Coordinator would win such a challenge.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh thank goodness, after your responce to my last comment I feared the Ministry breaking in on them before they could consummate the marriage. NOW, for sure they are legally married. :)
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Oh, yes ... now they are legally married. Of course, now the question becomes what will happen when they return to Britain? How will the Special Coordinator react when news of thier marriage gets out? And how will their Ministry arranged spouses take the news? Will the Wizengamot challenge the legality of their marriage? (We know it's legal -- that doesn't mean it won't be challenged.)I'm glad you're enjoying my tale.Please keep reading to find out the answer to all these questions!Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Very cute. I love the IUD idea she had.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Cleverest witch of her age and all that.I'm glad you're enjoying.Thnks for reading and reviewing.
oh I can't wait to read the next chapter!!
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Chapter 8 has been submitted and should appear soon. I'm happy to know that you're anticipating its arrival.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Yes, they did it. But how long of reprieve well they have. Excellent banter with Martin and Severus, like old friends should be. looking forward to more.Truly
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm pleased that you liked the dialogue between Martin and Severus. I try to make it as natural as possible. It's nice to know you believe I succeeded.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Great story. Looking forward to more.Truly
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm happy to know that you're enjoying the story.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Well, there was no text in the review, but you did leave some stars so I'm hoping that means you're enjoying the story.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
For this inconvenient marriage, they really seem to be enjoying the celebrations. I love how easygoing Snape is with his old friend. Martin brings out a side in him that no one else gets to see.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Oh, they're just making the best of a bad situation. What choice do they have?And yes, Martin is quite the character.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oh so often these characters are their own worst enemies. They're the last to see their own feelings. I love it. Fun story.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm glad you're enjoying.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Finally, they are married! I bet the ministry will have bug bears...
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Is that anything like a conniption fit?Yes, they're married ... but their story isn't finished.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from sinbad (Reviewer)
Yes it is as a matter of fact. I'm looking forward to seeing the sh*& hit the fan!
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
Then please keep reading, friend!
Ah, the coordinator is obviously missing the point. LOL.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
So true. But, if that were not the case, I'd have no story to tell.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Ohh, I am intrigued. Very nice.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I hope you will continue to be intrigued.Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from mimmom (Reviewer)
Oh yes, I am reading and reading. LOL. I should be cleaning and cooking and coercing my son to do his homework but I'm reading instead.
I have thoroughly loved your story so far! Hope you post again soon :D
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm glad to know you're enjoying it. The story is complete in 13 chapters, so updates should appear regularly.Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Funny.Very descriptive.
Response from StormySkize (Author of The Best Laid Schemes)
I'm glad you liked it.Thanks for reading and reviewing.