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Potions Under Duress Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush
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Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush

Southern_Witch_69

88 Reviews   |   88 Ratings, 0 Likes, 75 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Smut Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 17,224 Words 7 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Seventh-year Hermione has a crush on her Potions master. She'll do what she must to have him.

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Chapters (7)

Chapter 1: One

Chapter 2: Two

Chapter 3: Three

Chapter 4: Four

Chapter 5: Five

Chapter 6: Six

Chapter 7: Seven


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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush

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10/10

Unforgiven1

No, this her mom. I am Sunshine.love your stories, Southern Witch. Keep up the good work. We need you.I

10/10

breastlady

I know you think you're doing the wise thing Severus, but Hermione Granger is as loyal as you are. Let's see how things go when school is over. 

10/10

breastlady

Thank you for the wonderful story! Poor Ron. He's the only sad part. Maybe he'll recover and find someone else. I'm so glad Severus finally accepted Hermione's love. I'm not a big fan of kids but since there are plenty of house elves to help out and since they live at a boarding school, their own kids shouldn't be any more trouble than the ones they teach. I just want to make sure that Hermione and Severus get enough time to themselves.  I guess it helps to get 130 years together. I just had my 36th anniversary. We opted for a TV dinner and early bedtime. The brats won't move out. 

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gersknightlady

I found it fun and really not silly at all. Good job.

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sevfank

Excellent! This was very funny. I think you had every cliche imaginable. Great parody! Thanks for writing.

10/10

Battle of Lissa

Ahahaha this was great! I knew he'd knock her up ;P

"Say what?" <LOL

0/10

gersknightlady

Really enjoyed this, thanks so much.

0/10

gersknightlady

LOL very good

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gersknightlady

awesome, very enjoyable

10/10

debjunk

Oh, wasn't the plan to get pregnant? JK. The best part was his proposal. LOL. Great story. Great ending. Great author's note. Gastly names indeed! How's Hermes and Severina?

10/10

debjunk

He's really a stubborn mule, isn't he? Getting even, huh? I'm not sure whether to think that's great or be scared to death!

10/10

debjunk

Wow, you killed off a lot of people! Poor Ron, losing a love and a baby and a brother.

10/10

debjunk

Love you, hate you... you're too young. Keep 'em coming, Severus. I'm sure you'll convince yourself eventually.

10/10

debjunk

She's in up to her eyeballs, isn't she?

9/10

Lysithea

Oh my gosh, I love that ending!! Teeheehee. Such sillyness!! Totally made me smile and giggle. Loved how it all wrapped itself up all nice and perfectly. Hehehe

0/10

sunny33

I wish someone would give the girl the big, hooked nose and sallow complexion and make the boy a stunner! :)

10/10

michiruwater

ROFL.

Double ROFL.

Severus said "Say what?"!!

Oh Gods, I love this. Congrats. This was perfect.

10/10

Anonymous

that was gagtastic.  and you know i say that with the deepest amount of affection.


10/10

Anonymous

that was gagtastic.  and you know i say that with the deepest amount of affection.


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orm irian

Ah, you finished quite strong.  I noticed you got in 'Twinkling Dumbledore' along with a double-handful of others!

Thanks for the laughs!

0/10

mikimoto

I erased my review.  It wasn't worth saying.

I saw something interesting on-line: a Cosmo article about body language (with photos of hunks, why hunks? I have no idea why, does Cosmo need a reason?).  I thought, "wouldn't it be interesting if someone wrote a story that utilized all of this body language info?"  Not in a "guess what I am really saying/I can't be straightforward in my communication" kind of way but in a "added info for better understanding/this is what a body might be saying" kind of way.

It is an interesting article ... and the pictures are good.

10/10

Jinxie

This last chapter seems a bit rushed, but a good way to end it nonetheless.

10/10

blue artemis

Yep, matured in those 3 months.  During which time she managed to become a Potions Mistress without having a miscarriage from all the potions ingredients.  You do write an excellent parody.

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kimjo2

what a hoot!  altho the scene after the great battle was still a bit teary for me.  lovely stuff.  thanks muchly

10/10

DarkLove

Yay for happing endings. I really enjoyed this chapter, and story. Thanks!

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