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Potions Under Duress Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush
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Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush

Southern_Witch_69

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Humor Angst Romance Smut Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 17,224 Words 7 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Seventh-year Hermione has a crush on her Potions master. She'll do what she must to have him.

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Chapters (7)

Chapter 1: One

Chapter 2: Two

Chapter 3: Three

Chapter 4: Four

Chapter 5: Five

Chapter 6: Six

Chapter 7: Seven


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Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush

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0/10

snitchette

Of course they have twins. But why not triplets? That could be fun too. And always with impossible names of course.

10/10

Nessa

Have his wicked way, indeed!
What's a girl going to with out this fic? I must say this is brilliant, enjoyed it immensely . Loved the ending how 'cute'! Parody from all angels.

10/10

makaem

That was fun!

9/10

Sevvy

You know the most ironical part of this 'parody'?  I've actually read fics where much of this happens! (I know that's why you wrote it of course!) Even to the extent (and this has to be the worst 'horror' in my opinion) where the dear Potions master becomes the bestest best buddy of HP!! Oh yeah, and you're right in your end notes about the twins thing.  Why do they always have to have twins?! And with such foul names!

The best part of this fic therefore is that it's actually good - well done for writing; it's kept a smile of my face :-)

10/10

sevibaby

Severus Snape and Harry Potter buddies.  I just shudder at the thought.  This was definantly a fun read.  Two thumb up for sheer udder hilairity. 

0/10

orm irian

Ah, the obligatory shower scene...  Too bad that 'against-the-wall' scenario doesn't work at all well in RL!!Still hilarious!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Bwahahaha! Fiction men totally have all that strength and virile goodness that our "real" men lack. :( Teehee

0/10

orm irian

OMG this was just priceless.  The self-sacrificing, I'm-not-good-enough-for-you Snape!  And the flip-flopping was perfect; just like one of those really bad fics where you can tell the author has NO IDEA where the story is going!!  HAHAHA!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

You know, I forgot to stress how "plain" Hermione is. I remember long ago stories that came out always had that one there. You know, kind of like the Jane Eyre thing going. O_o I think Hermione's pretty. :)

0/10

orm irian

HAHA!  No parody is complete without a face-stuffing, disgusting Ron!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

agree!

10/10

orm irian

Yes, I see all the cliches you've successfully incorporated - and it's funny!  In spite of your intention to lampoon all those improbable student-teacher fics, this is much more readable than any of them!  (How's that for ironic?) I'm off to read some more.  Good job, you!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL Thanks!

0/10

DarkLove

Yay for new chapters. I love all the emotion in this chapter. I really can't wait for the revenge. Please keep the chapters coming!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Glad you're having fun! :)

0/10

sunny33

Shower sex... check.Orgasmic 'I love you's... check.Post-coital regret... check.All present and correct! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Snerk. And don't forget the mighty "barely touch you and cause said Orgasmic I love yous..."LOL

10/10

MALFOYSMIRK

so don't get me started on how much I hate lily( in this story and in the books). Sorry about the lily rant. This story gets better and better. I think she should date someone else so severus can see what a mistake he is making.  great job. Update soon.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Lily's a right biatch in this story for sure! :) Glad you're having fun.

0/10

snitchette

Always trying to do the honorable thing our Severus *smirk*. Love it.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL Yep!

10/10

blue artemis

Of course, this is a parody, but any revenge would be sure to chase him out of her life permanently.  Unless she decided to date Draco.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

I agree! :)

10/10

makaem

Wonderful! But no mention of contraceptives. I'm still hanging in for she's pregnant and Harry will pretend to be the father to give the baby a name. Or Draco?

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

We'll find out about that in the next chapter.Ahahaha! I didn't think of the ask Harry to help out scenario! Damn. ~saves for next time~

10/10

Nessa

I've always thought age is just a number. She won't give up on him I know, he doesn't believe that he can be loved can he? After Lily let him down he thinks Hermione will too, even Severus Snape can be wrong sometimes. I love this fic!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

~smiles~ My hubby = 17 years older than me. :)

0/10

mizza

i was just wondering when the next installment would be!  Your work is absolutely brilliant!  it really keeps you thinking! and wondering. and guessing.  please carry on, and know that reading these stories helps keep me sane, surprisingly, and helps me relax by taking me out of this stressful world!  ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS STORY. thanks!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Abracadabra! :) Glad you are enjoying. :)

10/10

sevibaby

You know in some respect this is a parody in others you have both of them so cannon it's scary.  I love that she won't give up on him even when he is being a git.  Age does not alway matter.  Can't wait for the next chapter.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL Thanks! :)

0/10

sunny33

That had some interesting pairings! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Gotta love the odd stuff.

10/10

michiruwater

Perhaps this is overly snarky of me, but I think my favorite part of parody fics is reading through the reviews to discover who's taking them literally, haha.Absolutely wonderfully cliched. A well-done parody fic is hard to come by, and this is hitting upon so many of the biggies in this fandom. I just love it.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Haha! There is always someone who thinks it's real and has to put in their two knuts worth. :) :)

9/10

sevibaby

I just read chapters 1-5.  Definitely out of character.  Good story though.  Please update soon.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Yes, that's why I marked it as out of character. It's not a "real story." I hope you'd realized that when you started reading. Hate for you to waste your time. I making fun of the same old cliched junk we see all over the place.:)But glad to have amused you. Hehehe

10/10

snitchette

Even if with a dayly update I find myself wanting more. (I'm in a snickering period)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL cool! :)

10/10

snitchette

Oops there seems to be water in the gaz (french expression). I hope he'll change his mind soon. Just a question though: did they thought about a contraceptive potion? *grin*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Snape shall explain later. Hahaha

8/10

Lysithea

Wasn't expecting the jump in time for this chapter, but it's still wonderful and I can't wait to see what happens next.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

I hate jumps in time like that (especially unwarranted). LOL :)

10/10

snitchette

I hope the "punishment" he had in mind for her will not be to hard. *grin*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

~grins too~

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