This is just simply the best!  Highly amusing yet hot at the same time! :-)

Oh, yep, every cliche in the book.  Does your computer whimper when you write these? 

Have I told you how much I love your parodies? This is just what I needed and was looking for tonight. Some hot romance with a touch of snarky bastard.

Can we have hooded lids and throbbing members too?  I want me some sandalwood Snape and citrus/rose/vanilla Hermione.  Will he have his arms full of sassy, angry, happy witch?  HIS witch?  Yay! 

Oh, this is so funny.  It is made even more so by the fact that I've read stories and wondered if they were meant as parodies. I'm looking forward to more. Will we see a twinkling Dumbledore reflecting fondly on his romance with McGonagall when she was a student?

more really really really soon please!!!  that was really good - i just want to know what happens next!

If this is a 'parody' then bring on the rest I say!  I look forward to more ....! :-)

ROFL!! I love love your parodies!! Somehow, you always manage to cleverly capture a cliche in one or two brilliant sentences!! "He hadn't felt this way in years. After he'd been shunned by his one love so many years ago, he'd never allowed himself to feel anything for any other woman..." Oh, how often I read that in fic!!! And then this: "You are the only one who could even understand half of what I talk about." *snickers* 

I can't wait to see what happens!

You know, you write better than most of those stories that have these elements.  That was quite amusing.

WONDERFUL, can't wait to see what happens..whoohoo!

That was fun!

This is so damn funny!  I absolutely love your wit!  Hilarious!