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Potions Under Duress Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush
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Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush

Southern_Witch_69

88 Reviews   |   88 Ratings, 0 Likes, 75 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Smut Action/Adventure Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 17,224 Words 7 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Seventh-year Hermione has a crush on her Potions master. She'll do what she must to have him.

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Chapters (7)

Chapter 1: One

Chapter 2: Two

Chapter 3: Three

Chapter 4: Four

Chapter 5: Five

Chapter 6: Six

Chapter 7: Seven


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Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush

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10/10

snitchette

Oh my! Is he going to discover it's her and not Denise before doing anything interesting or not? I'm running reading next chapter to know.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

noperz :)

10/10

snitchette

*grin* Or should I say *snicker* I can't wait for next chapter *snicker in advance*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Thanks!! :)

10/10

Nessa

How could he say Lily? Poor Hermione. I hope this someone in dark robes is who I think it is. ohh I noticed this, "Severus?" dhe called tentively. Just thought I'd say.Great update, love this fic.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Thank you very much. I'll go fix that. I hate posting without a beta. :( But then I'd hate to make someone sit through this when they have other things to do.

10/10

DarkLove

AHHHHH............Not a cool place to stop! I was really into this chapter and you ended it just like that....AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Whoops! More up tomorrow... or lately today actually. :)

10/10

blue artemis

Did you misspell Bones on purpose? Susan Boones-Finnegan? Otherwise, yep, that was every battle/Malfoy's switch sides/hospital scene cliché ever.  Well done!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Bwahahaha! No, I sure didn't. Durrr... ~goes in to fix~ Hehe. Malfoy usually changes b/c wife/son was murdered/tortured. Whoot! Figured I had to toss that in there. :) :)

10/10

makaem

So now we have nurturing Snape? Or is it a Malfoy that caught her? This is too fun!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Yep, he's such a nurturer. :)

10/10

blue artemis

He should be wary of a smirky Hermione.  But then he probably hasn't read all the fics I have.  :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL! Too right :) :)

10/10

blue artemis

They almost seem to have multiple personalities, the way they bounce from cliché to cliché.  Hee.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

mmhmm haha!

0/10

sunny33

Oh, yes.  The old "I'm too old and nasty for a girl like you,"speech! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Mmmhmmm. Couldn't have a story without that in there! :)

0/10

sunny33

I liked the potions discombobulated Snape bit! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL Snapies Rox mah sox

0/10

sunny33

Or Hagrid.  He has a secret crush on Hagrid that no-one knows about! ;)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

~faints~

0/10

DarkLove

AMAZING!!!!! I really enjoy your work, and I am especially enjoying this story. I am just waiting for her to turn up pregnant. Hehe.

Response from DarkLove (Reviewer)

Oops...this is ment for chapter 4....hehe.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL! No problem... and dun dun dun dun... that will be coming soon. Or will it? :)

0/10

sunny33

I think you covered most of them! :)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Only a fraction. So many more to come!

10/10

makaem

So is she pregnant, but not going to tell him?

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

BWahahahahaha!!!

10/10

Nessa

Fun Fun..?? Severus wants his head looking at! Very Slytherin what he did at the start.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

LOL More up soon!

10/10

makaem

More, more, more!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

First thing tomorrow. :)

10/10

Battle of Lissa

GAAAAH! Where's the rest? This is getting too juicy, I want more. The over the top but somehow realistic humor has made me crack up more than I expected. I never enjoyed parodies too much. Now I'm left wondering if this is still a parody, because I'm getting sucked into the plot, lol. I love the premise of Hermione tricking snape into sex! Moar!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Glad to hear it! hahahaha! :)More up soon. These are so fun to play with.

10/10

Nessa

What a chapter! I wonder what he has got in store for Hermione, I hope it's nothing awful he loves her after all.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

:) You shall see!

10/10

snapesflower

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Wheee! :) Good to see you. :)

10/10

jadecadence

I respect you but I am not sure if you will like my feedback that this story is more a cliche than a parody. You are a lit major... what say you? 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

That's the point. I'm making fun of the writing that is supposed to be serious but is full of this garbage. 

9/10

mekareami

As always I really enjoyed your story. Sad to see it end but hopefully it will not be your last :) Thank you for writing for us.  Also thank you for all the excellent beta work you do for the community

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

thanks for the kind words! I've always got something brewing. I'll post another parody soon. :)

10/10

Jinxie

Very amusing.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

thanks!

10/10

debjunk

Oh the tangled web we weave. 

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

mmmhmmm :)

10/10

Nessa

You should see my grin. I wonder whether he'll actually come out and say who. I can't wait!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Glad you're enjoying.

10/10

makaem

Perfect. I've got a big grin on my face.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)

Yay!

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