New Chapter for Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush
Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush
Southern_Witch_6988 Reviews | 7.19/10 (88 Ratings, 0 Likes, 75 Favorites )
Seventh-year Hermione has a crush on her Potions master. She'll do what she must to have him.
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Reviews for Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush
Oh my! Is he going to discover it's her and not Denise before doing anything interesting or not? I'm running reading next chapter to know.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
noperz :)
*grin* Or should I say *snicker* I can't wait for next chapter *snicker in advance*
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Thanks!! :)
How could he say Lily? Poor Hermione. I hope this someone in dark robes is who I think it is. ohh I noticed this, "Severus?" dhe called tentively. Just thought I'd say.Great update, love this fic.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Thank you very much. I'll go fix that. I hate posting without a beta. :( But then I'd hate to make someone sit through this when they have other things to do.
AHHHHH............Not a cool place to stop! I was really into this chapter and you ended it just like that....AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Whoops! More up tomorrow... or lately today actually. :)
Did you misspell Bones on purpose? Susan Boones-Finnegan? Otherwise, yep, that was every battle/Malfoy's switch sides/hospital scene cliché ever. Well done!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Bwahahaha! No, I sure didn't. Durrr... ~goes in to fix~ Hehe. Malfoy usually changes b/c wife/son was murdered/tortured. Whoot! Figured I had to toss that in there. :) :)
So now we have nurturing Snape? Or is it a Malfoy that caught her? This is too fun!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Yep, he's such a nurturer. :)
He should be wary of a smirky Hermione. But then he probably hasn't read all the fics I have. :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
LOL! Too right :) :)
They almost seem to have multiple personalities, the way they bounce from cliché to cliché. Hee.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
mmhmm haha!
Oh, yes. The old "I'm too old and nasty for a girl like you,"speech! :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Mmmhmmm. Couldn't have a story without that in there! :)
I liked the potions discombobulated Snape bit! :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
LOL Snapies Rox mah sox
Or Hagrid. He has a secret crush on Hagrid that no-one knows about! ;)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
~faints~
AMAZING!!!!! I really enjoy your work, and I am especially enjoying this story. I am just waiting for her to turn up pregnant. Hehe.
Response from DarkLove (Reviewer)
Oops...this is ment for chapter 4....hehe.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
LOL! No problem... and dun dun dun dun... that will be coming soon. Or will it? :)
I think you covered most of them! :)
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Only a fraction. So many more to come!
So is she pregnant, but not going to tell him?
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
BWahahahahaha!!!
Fun Fun..?? Severus wants his head looking at! Very Slytherin what he did at the start.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
LOL More up soon!
More, more, more!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
First thing tomorrow. :)
GAAAAH! Where's the rest? This is getting too juicy, I want more. The over the top but somehow realistic humor has made me crack up more than I expected. I never enjoyed parodies too much. Now I'm left wondering if this is still a parody, because I'm getting sucked into the plot, lol. I love the premise of Hermione tricking snape into sex! Moar!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Glad to hear it! hahahaha! :)More up soon. These are so fun to play with.
What a chapter! I wonder what he has got in store for Hermione, I hope it's nothing awful he loves her after all.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
:) You shall see!
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Wheee! :) Good to see you. :)
I respect you but I am not sure if you will like my feedback that this story is more a cliche than a parody. You are a lit major... what say you?
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
That's the point. I'm making fun of the writing that is supposed to be serious but is full of this garbage.
As always I really enjoyed your story. Sad to see it end but hopefully it will not be your last :) Thank you for writing for us. Also thank you for all the excellent beta work you do for the community
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
thanks for the kind words! I've always got something brewing. I'll post another parody soon. :)
Very amusing.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
thanks!
Oh the tangled web we weave.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
mmmhmmm :)
You should see my grin. I wonder whether he'll actually come out and say who. I can't wait!
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Glad you're enjoying.
Perfect. I've got a big grin on my face.
Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush)
Yay!