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Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge Bundle of Joy
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Bundle of Joy

1: A Dream of a Duo

2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

4: Why Keep It Mum

5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

11: Look at My Baby and Me

Bundle of Joy

LadyTuesday

817 Reviews   |   817 Ratings, 0 Likes, 634 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Smut Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 67,912 Words 15 Chapters Complete
Name Withheld (surprise) Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge Chaptered Category! Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Dignity and discretion of utmost importance. Neither monetary nor emotional support needed for or during the birth and life of child. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle, Box # 1086, Hogsmeade Village .



A response to #56 of the Anything Goes challenge: “She wants to have a baby. She's interviewing potential fathers. Who is she? Why is she resorting to this method? What questions is she asking in order to choose a father for her unborn child? Who shows up? Who does she choose? What happens next? She can be anybody.”

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: A Dream of a Duo

Chapter 2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

Chapter 3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

Chapter 4: Why Keep It Mum

Chapter 5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

Chapter 6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

Chapter 7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

Chapter 8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

Chapter 9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

Chapter 10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

Chapter 11: Look at My Baby and Me


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LadyTuesday

Member Since 2007  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 301  |  72 Reviews Written  |  132 Review Responses

A 30-something aspiring romance novelist shamelessly (and obsessively) devoted to Harry Potter and many other geeky fandoms. I ship mostly Hermione/Snape and Harry/Hermione, but have been known to dabble in others.

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Reviews for Bundle of Joy

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10/10

trekchick

Let there be smut!!!! Loved this chapter. Can't wait until he shags her silly....

0/10

Osiodhachain

NC-17 for the next chapter?!?! O_o Hallelujah!

10/10

harrypotterwanter

I am glad that they both decided to go on with their relationship. I thought perhaps they would at least postpone the sex for another time, after they knew each other better. But I guess they figure they know each other well enough from the letters. I wonder who saw them in Hogsmeade together. Will Severus or Hermione receive a letter/visit from someone in the near future? I am quite looking forward to Chapter 9. Smut is always good. :)

10/10

hjvelvet

AAAAAARRRGGGGHH!!!! You're such a tease! Bring on the smut, and make it snappy!
Seriously, though, your writing is fabulous, and I can't wait for the next chapter! Update soon!

0/10

snapesphoenix

Ok. I haven't even finished reading this little chappie yet but I was laughing so much that I just had to let you know... I think this is one of the best stories I've read - and by far one of my favorites. It just really seems like them and I can see this playing out in my mind. 

I'm not a big user of emoticons but here ya go...



Now, I am going to finish the chapter...I left off with Harry watching Snape walk back to Hogwarts.

10/10

EleanorRigby

Oh that was yummy!  And is that...citrus that I smell?  Perhaps....yes, could it be lemons?  And speaking of cliffies being evil, could you leave us hanging a little further?  (Im)patiently awaiting the next chapter....

0/10

Terab

That was a nice tease, but I think we're ready for some "graphic naughtiness" :)  That was a really great chapter and look forward to see how their relationship progresses and hopefully we'll have a little Snape in the future.

10/10

pickles

Bring on the "graphic naughtiness".

Oops, I mean oh my eyes you'll make them go blind...

Great chapter. I'm glad things are working out for them.  By any chance was someone with the Prophet around snapping pictures.  Would be interesting to see if they make front page news.

I wish hubby was home.  he could pour me a nice glass of wine while I read my favorites.
Waiting for more wonderful works from you,
Patty

10/10

abyt42

oooh.....Poor Snape indeed!..... thank you for the tease/warning about chapter 9.... hopefully that will be so speedy too, that, when I hit "submit review" it will be in queue, too! *crosses fingers*

10/10

Myst

Wonderful transition through the shock, the breaking of tension, uh, and then adding of more "tension."  Just the right touch of angst.  Thanks for the pleasant suprise of a update!

10/10

kittylefish

what a tease! you can work out for yourself whether i mean you or hermione. you did a great job with all their nervous insecurity in the beginning, and an equally great job with all that sexual tension. yum! now bring on the smut! i'm ready! one thing: "a self-depreciating laugh" - did you mean "self-deprecating"?

10/10

mistaria

YAY! Brilliant chapter. I love every bit of it and I'm such a whore for smut (haha) that I am all for a naughty chapter 9. Cheers!

10/10

Elisabeth

Tsk tsk, an NC-17 rating for Chapter 9? Can I bring myself to read it? Heck yes. Thanks for breaking the tension with an incredibly sweet exchange between the two of them. They were actually more levelheaded about it all than I expected -- at least, until their hormones got the best of them. :)

10/10

Past

"It was like the plot of a badly written romance novel."
 LOL
I would say it is the plot to a well written romance novel, but I do have to admit the way you summarized the story in that chapter did make it sound a bit cheesy. Can't wait for the next update, and there will be no spanking for the little cliffe in the last chapter, only because you seemed a bit eager for it.

10/10

OpalJade

Double ~GUH~!!!

This was hot... but my favorite line is still :
"Granger, get a hold of yourself!" LOL!

0/10

joyfulheart

Oh, that was lovely! Thanks for not keeping us waiting. I loved the part where he realizes that she wants him for him and not anything he has been able to offer in the past. Thats why we read these fics, because we want him to find this kind of happiness. Oh and I like the naughty parts too (tee, hee ;0)

10/10

HermioneJeanSnape

What d'you mean, WARNED? We're all here panting for more! Such a delicious chapter, gave me a chuckle when the bludger hit Harry and Ginny. Oooh, and what a way to convince him she likes him still....yum yum! More, more, more, wonderful authoress!!!!!

10/10

debjunk

Ahhh, marvelous.  Simply marvelous. 

I'm so glad they got over their initial shock.  Hermione's words about the way Joy felt about Tobias not changing with the addition of Severus' face was beautiful. 

(Can I give you more than five stars?)

10/10

blacklily28

"...a badly written romance novel" - definitely doesn't apply to this wonderful story!

10/10

curikitten

So, hey.  First of all, I should tell you that this is one of my new favorite WIPs.  And by "new" I mean, erm, recent.  Or current.  'Cause I've been loving it for a while.

Anyway, brilliant chapter and all.  I had faith that the cliffie wasn't going to create more angst.  This pair deserves a bit of happy.

As a side note, you really need to get Tying Knots caught up on TPP.  And, as an additional side note, the chapter titled, "Sometimes The Things You Most Wish For Are Not To Be Touched," is my favorite in that story for no other reason than that I love Stephen Sondheim and Into the Woods is my favorite musical ever.  I happen to find the Big Bad Wolf quite sexy, even though I shouldn't.

Um, so, yes. 

Anyway, carry on.

10/10

makaem

Perfect!

10/10

sinbad

Very nice, even better there is an emotional connection between them before the smut begins.  I'm a bit old fashioned I guess.  I enjoy smut but I like the story behind it more lol.

9/10

Literary Fantasy

*Snort*  I loved it.  You do a Desparate!Severus well. I can't wait for the unmitigated smut.  :)

0/10

sunny33

Wahoo!  About time! :D

10/10

kizzy7

*rubs hands together* That was genius. Sheer genius. I was worried about how they would take it, but this was perfect. What I love most about this story is how realistic it seems-- this could actually happen. You have stayed very true to their characters. And so sweet! The 'redemption' part had me a bit teary. Brilliant, I love this fic. Now, bring on the smut! 

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